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Chrissy Teigen Is Probably Hired by Instagram of the Day

Naomie Campbell, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen, the old, bloated, pug faced model who is hardly a model, but who has done some bikini campaigns in order to pretend she was a model long enough to get a talented singer to marry her and give her half of all his stupid music money, like a good overrated gold digging, wallet fucker, who doesn’t think she’s fucking wallets, because she got in early but who is…

I think this is called hooking…

Either way, she’s campaigning against Instagram, probably financed by Instagram, because she feels the need to fight a social media company on their nudity policies, like a social media company is life, or government, or really matter…

Which is why I think she’s being paid by instagram, to make noise about instagram, by posting butt pics of John Legend to prove a point on instagran…

Or she’s really just a misguided idiot, who takes her shitty low level celebrity to make stupid stances on things that don’t matter…like a social media platform…

It’s like just don’t use the shit, tell your friends to not use the shit, updating pics to it…is just backwards…

Or maybe she could just find a more relevant thing to change, like GMOs, animal cruelty, sex trafficking, who gives a fuck…but not a billion dollar bullshit virtual playground…



Remember…she doens’t matter…

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Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day


Chrissy Teigen is a low rent model…but a top tier sugar baby..the kind of sugar baby all the low rent models aspire to be…because she actually got a famous singer to commit to her…thanks to having a personality, getting in there early, you know before he was super famous, and waiting it out as he fucked groupies, making her come across as a good Loyal woman…with good intentions…who as long as she was fed booze and pills…would stay at the apartment waiitng for the tour to end…

Recently, probably thanks to her pregnancy I assume she secretly had, based on her slopppy fucking body…she’s a bikini model you know… I mean according to Sports Illustrated she is…but I think she’s more a dumpster of a woman who gets in a bikini because it tricks her busy husband to think she’s doing things so that he doesn’t see her as leveraging him to get ahead as a comedy act…who shows her mom nipples…because if it wasn’t for John Legend…she’d probaby be doing porn…or hooking…which some could argue she is…

She’s a hater…so you should hate her…and her nipple that she’s milking for attention, when we’d rather see her mom pussy that she’s milking for money.


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Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

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When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch…

You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran….

Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press…

I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet…

She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off…

So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning….

Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE

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Chrissy Teigen’s Nipples on Instagram of the Day


Chrissy Teigen is an enemy of the site. Not because I am racist, but because she’s an intolerable pile of model shit, that gold dug her way to the good life, that I guess she’s confident enough in, to not lose her Instagram, even though normal people lose their accounts for this shit…

Shes the worst, pug faced, overrated, outspoken…uneducated but smart enough to land a rich singer right before he was super rice….making her look like her intentions are good..

She’s fat, she’s not hot, she’s old and should retire…yet she just keeps on producing garbage…like this, for W Magazine, because magazines are desperate to stay relevant, so why not put a topless sugar baby in the shit, it’s not like she’s working, has ever worked…that’s why she’s so active on twitter…she’s got nothing else to do but drink, medicate, and get uglier and older, fatter, and less interesting as each day goes by….

Her topless isn’t exciting, it’s been done, and wasn’t exciting, then…it’s just sad that she never made it, that she thinks she matters, and that she’s still working at this getting famous thing..

It’s even sadder than execs are blinded by her noise, and think she matters enough to get herself a TV show or in a movie, as you know she will…

This world is predictable, low quality…and here’s a tit that doesn’t matter…on instagram…who I guess think it matters enough…not to delete her…even though they should…because she doesn’t matter…but I guess her husband does and that leveraging will get her out of anything….

I guess she’s tapping into the softcore porn she was destined for…who cares.

Here are other recent throwback nudes that have been released…

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Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day


This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View…

I consider her an enemy of the site.

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Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini Selfie of the Day


Probably my least favorite of the Sports Illustrated hookers on the hooker train to rich dude wallets…who use the Sports Illustrated magazine as a platform to be hookers to billionaire, not millionaires…is Chrissy Teigen…because she doesn’t just shut up and assume her role as hooker, but instead tries to be interesting, funny, controversial…using her platform of dude who like ethnic gold digging tits on shitty bodies….to promote herself..becauase otherwise she’d have to admit she’s just a wallet fucker…and no girl wants that…especially not hard working models who made 12 dollars last year modeling…

Here she is a bikini…it gives her something to do when she’s not googling herself or trying to be funny…spending John Legend’s money…

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Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day


Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst. I am not just saying that because she targeted me on her blog and called me a rapist..I am saying that because everything about her, from career, to social media comedy, to weird freakouts to her realtionship and marriage is a fucking joke….the only thing I wish wasn’t a joke was when she mentioned her suicidal thoughts…because maybe they’d get the best of her in a drunken, bloated rage…

People in the mainstream, I call them suburbanites, or peasants, are buying into her nonsense..and last night I even saw people celebrating and commedning Chrissy Teigen for being so brave by posting a pic of her stretch marked thighs…likes it is revolutionary to be disgusting…

Girls have stretch marks…and I think it is safe to say based on even her photoshopped pics that this pig faced, pot bellied, obscure ethnicity was imperfect…a photoshop lie…that wasn’t even that great, but good enough to secure her funds by gold digging smart, with a guy right before he got super fucking rich…so that he thinks it’s true love…

She’s high maintenance, high strung, irritating, and shouldn’t even be on anyone’s radar…

So only models because she’s positioned herself properly and her rich as fuck husband likes it for his ego..and she’s just doing this for attention…because she sucks and loves attention…and pparently so do her fat inner thighs.

All this to say…I think she’s got a dick…no, that’s not what I wanted to say….what I wanted to say is stop encouraging her…there is nothing good about this oversharing, look at me “fans”…”it’s like you’re in my room with me as we drink because I have no friends, let’s talk about our insecurities” behavior…it’s the worst.

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Chrissy Teigen Topless Fat Pug Faced Gold Digger Tits for Attention of the Day


Chubby fat role filled Chrissy Teigen, a model who isn’t a model and who has probably made next to no money modeling, decided to get topless and show the world her old fat gold digging tits…because that’s how you stay relevant when you’re a fame whore…seeking attention…otherwise your husband who we all know didn’t sign a pre-nup because she’s a manipulative cow who got in with him early enough and she behaved on the sidelines while he built their wealth with his talent…only for her to fuck off on him as soon as the right opportunity comes along…so that half of everything is hers….maybe it will be after a kid..who knows…I just know she’s not hot and totally overrated…but not really, she’s pretty much a nobody…but don’t tell her that, she’ll blog about it…

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To see a lot more of the pics with Bruce Weber CLICK HERE

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Chrissy Teigen Useless Monster of the Day


Chrissy Teigen has been getting work…which amazes me, because before this year, she was just doing shit for free, but then her husband from a marriage she leverages the fuck out of – because that’s what whores who think they are responsible for 50 percent of his money…do…

So instead of her being a housewife who just lives off her allowance…she puts herself out there as this annoying outspoken social media personality…when not getting botox and fatter and fatter…and people still respond to her in a positive way…

What I would tell the brands that hire her, is that they’d be better off spending the 100k on a Dairy Cow…because it would look better in a bikini, be more viral because who puts a bikini on a cow…other than every SI Swimsuit featuring Kate Upton and the recent LOVE MAGAZINE Kim K shoot…and most importantly…at least the Dairy cow can produce milk….so it serves an actual purpose..rather than just filling up the world with the methane gas farts that come out of the asshole that is her mouth…

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Chrissy Teigen Tit in GQ of the Day

Enemy of the site, Chrissy Teigen is clever, and I am not just saying that because she tricked a talented musician who was friends with Kanye and bound to be famous, before he was famous, to date her…

She is clever because she’s managed to levarage her Sports Illustrated modelling that reaches the frat boy crowd, to become a funny little social media personality, despite never really being that hot….

She has friended the right editors and nerds and has sucked up to them so they post her shit, like the babe in high school getting these socially awkwards to do her homework…

She’s manipulated everyone around her to thinking there was something special about her, and she’s probably never made a dollar doing it, but who needs money, she covered that early on by marrying John Legend…that dude’s rich…

They did GQ together, because that’s all part of owning your man, and she pulled out her tit and realeased it…because that’s what these breed of girls does..and really…this is one thing about her that I can say with confidence that there’s nothing wrong with…

Either way, she’s full of shit…but this tit was part of that bullshit…the only part of her bullshit I like.

Yes, I posted this pic yesterday and didn’t realize there was nipple. I’m desensitized.

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Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself…

Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent…

Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

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Chrissy Teigen Panty Flash of the Day

I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .

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Chrissy Teigen’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is a fame whore and a wallet fucker – who milks everything for personal gain – so this nipple is planned…

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

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Chrissy Teigen is Fucking With Me of the Day

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

That said…I called her a pug face, and now it all makes sense, because she’s apparently a bulldog owner, and I guess as you know – sometimes pet owners and their pets have uncanny similarities in their appearance…and sometimes, like this time, it’s fucking obvious…

So I was wrong in calling her pug face, I should have called her bull dog faced. NO wonder she was pissed.


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Chrissy Teigen Throws the First Pitch of the Day

I really don’t like anything about Chrissy Teigen. I don’t know if it is because she is inconsistent and sent me praise one year, and blogged about me the next.

I think it has something to do with everything about her being fucking scam, all designed to make “bros” like her. Up on some Olivia Munn hustle, you know tell the nerds you are into nerd shit, only to end up on TV and in Movies because the industry is almost as idiotic as the general population.

Her “Model” career never happened. She’s in Sports Illustrated because she has a celebrity husband and she scammed her way in. It’s not like they pay her or like she’s ever booked an actual campaign. Early in her Career she did a Billabong swim collection, for like 1000 dollars a day, who gives a fuck….

Her marriage was just so fucking strategic and properly timed, that she spotted a talent she knew was going to cash in, right before he cashed in and now he has to give her half of everything, because he’s blinded by her crazy.

Even this first pitch is designed for the bros, from the NUGZ shirt, to the short shorts….probably set up by Sports Illustrated, and along with some ass cheek, I don’t mind staring at, because I am a dude, this is pretty telling to how she got ahead. Look how she rubs down the player…casually, friendly, flirt like a whore, maybe he’ll be husband number 2 and John Legend deserves it, because when you marry something like this due to peer pressure, you need to expect that she will fuck you over down the line because that’s what girls like this do….according to me…I mean it’s all speculation…It’s not like Chrissy Teigen has sent me videos of her life, but I am sure she’s working on a reality show, that we can all hope fails.

Watch her pitch.


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