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2014

03

Oct

Chrissy Teigen’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is a fame whore and a wallet fucker – who milks everything for personal gain – so this nipple is planned…

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

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2014

18

Sep

Chrissy Teigen is Fucking With Me of the Day

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

That said…I called her a pug face, and now it all makes sense, because she’s apparently a bulldog owner, and I guess as you know – sometimes pet owners and their pets have uncanny similarities in their appearance…and sometimes, like this time, it’s fucking obvious…

So I was wrong in calling her pug face, I should have called her bull dog faced. NO wonder she was pissed.

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2014

06

Aug

Chrissy Teigen Throws the First Pitch of the Day

I really don’t like anything about Chrissy Teigen. I don’t know if it is because she is inconsistent and sent me praise one year, and blogged about me the next.

I think it has something to do with everything about her being fucking scam, all designed to make “bros” like her. Up on some Olivia Munn hustle, you know tell the nerds you are into nerd shit, only to end up on TV and in Movies because the industry is almost as idiotic as the general population.

Her “Model” career never happened. She’s in Sports Illustrated because she has a celebrity husband and she scammed her way in. It’s not like they pay her or like she’s ever booked an actual campaign. Early in her Career she did a Billabong swim collection, for like 1000 dollars a day, who gives a fuck….

Her marriage was just so fucking strategic and properly timed, that she spotted a talent she knew was going to cash in, right before he cashed in and now he has to give her half of everything, because he’s blinded by her crazy.

Even this first pitch is designed for the bros, from the NUGZ shirt, to the short shorts….probably set up by Sports Illustrated, and along with some ass cheek, I don’t mind staring at, because I am a dude, this is pretty telling to how she got ahead. Look how she rubs down the player…casually, friendly, flirt like a whore, maybe he’ll be husband number 2 and John Legend deserves it, because when you marry something like this due to peer pressure, you need to expect that she will fuck you over down the line because that’s what girls like this do….according to me…I mean it’s all speculation…It’s not like Chrissy Teigen has sent me videos of her life, but I am sure she’s working on a reality show, that we can all hope fails.

Watch her pitch.

NUGZ

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2014

01

Aug

Chrissy Teigen Imitating Retards of the Day

This is an interesting publicity stunt from no one’s favorite gold digger, she’s just the gold digger you know about if you’re up to date on Sports Illustrated lower level bikini models, who work for free…or John Legend, now that he has a love song that he pretends is about her, because it shuts her up at home, and shutting her up is all he ever wants ever since he stupidly married her out of guilt, convenience, her persistence, and being blinded by big titty, supposed model tits…

She’s a hack, but good at getting 50 percent of an artists worth, so I guess she doesn’t need to be an actual model, pretending to be one, is enough to keep him horny and dependent on her…

Maybe she’s an awesome person, I just doubt it…based on her imitating retarded people for the paparazzi alone…

But at least John Legend let her know he owns her ass and can grab it when he wants…because that’s why he bought it in the first place…

Fascinating.

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2014

31

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Flashes Some Tit in a Men’s Shirt on Purpose of the Day


Chrissy Teigen is a fame whore, who has never really made much money for herself as a model, as you would probably imagine based on her bloated face and double chin…she’s a bit of a pig…at least when not starving herself for Sports Illustrated season – the only campaign she’s ever got that was really a PR play because she doesn’t get paid for that shit…

She made her money locking down a dude, tricking him into thinking she was the coolest, even his soul made, and behaving long enough for him to Marry her…giving her half his fortune because when they met he was hardly as famous as he is now, so she can take ownership and collect her 50% when it all comes crashing down…

So, the paparazzi spotted her on the street, she pulled outer tit…because that is what you do when your tits are all you have…other than your husbands money…

She was a fan of the site, now she’s an enemy of the site..but who cares…here’s some tit on the street cuz she’s classy.

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2014

29

Jul

Chrissy Teigen See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy of the site, only because she decided to go at war with me and call me out for being the evil asshole that I am because I made fun of her for being fat, dumpy, a failed model, but a successful gold digger, who without her husband she strategically locked down, would be nothing, but thanks to having the foresight to marry someone before they got too rich to marry her, only to encourage and help get rich, so that she gets her 50% when she walks away.

I was just telling her it was time to make babies…and not show up to events in see through shirts and I guess she didn’t like that, which is fine because I don’t like her.

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2014

18

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Shitty See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen wore a see through shirt a few days ago. She posted it to her instagram. Her fans that she doesn’t deserve, because she’s not very hot, downloaded the shit and played with the brightness and contrast so that you can see her nipple. Nipple that she’s had exposed in photoshoots before. Nipple that is hardly interesting, kind of dumpy, but like any gold digger, smart enough to land a man right before he gets actually famous, make him co-dependent, so that all his fame and fortune he attributes to you…so much so that his last song is about you…which will hold up nice in divorce court.

She’s an enemy of the site, she’s gone to war with me. I don’t really care, I figure old sloppy bitches who never made it deserve someone to target their frustration on, and it might as well be me…I am selfless like that…

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2014

20

May

Chrissy Teigen in Some Nude Shoot of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh.

What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates…

So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce…

Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

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2014

06

May

Chrissy Teigen is a Chubby Drunk Attention Whore of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is a chubby, drunk, attention whore who has probably made 3 dollars modelling the last decade, since locking down John Legend and thinking she was responsible for his career, cuz she got in there early…

She’s also an unstable, depressive drunk, who looks like she may be pregnant, with a pug face, and not in a cute pug face way, who hates this website..because I called her out on being low level, and a wallet fucker, because that’s pretty much what she is..she even went to her blog to write about it…

You see, when you date any successful musician, scamming your way into Sports Illustrated is easy…because she was a bikini model at one point, for billabong, int he fucking 90s….for one season catalog…that’s all she’s ever done other than being a funny clown with big tits on social media all day, because you don’t actually work, and it allows you to seemingly feel more important than you are…even when you’re not….you know the kind of girl who will end up on her own reality show…which I guess is more important than I’ll ever be…but I can still sit on the sidelines and laugh at her silliness…and I will…even though I think we’d make lovely, life long friends, if she wasn’t such a fucking hater….because as you know, I like girls who get in their bikinis, with big tits and rich husbands to finance my drinking…

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