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2022

31

Jan

Christina Hendricks Cleavage of the Day

I am a little late to the game on this one, because I typically don’t care when old fat ladies put up their lingerie selfies, especially when I don’t go on computer or any screens on the weekend, because I hate this mind numbing brain washing machine that has destroyed humanity…it used to be fun, but like all fun things…the lame asses have ruined it…

I am not excited about Christina Hendricks, the big girl, in her lingerie pic you can assume has been photoshopped or at least posed in very strategic ways, because I don’t find her hot, even when she wasn’t 45 years old…she was just a set of tits that existed but didn’t really inspire….

I do think it’s pathetic for rich celebrities to do low level instagram tactics to stay relevant…

I don’t think celebrities are more important than low level, sad, middle of the road moms trying to hold onto their sex appeal….

But I do think they should behave like they are and not participate in the slutification of social media…whether they’ve got the big tits or not.

There was a HUGE difference between the paparazzi climing into Lohan’s closet to get a pic of her panties, to a bitch staging a selfie shoot for her entire afternoon to compete with the other whores…

There’s a level of pathetic, like she needs us to SEE it for her to feel validated…when I prefer celebrities acting like their fans don’t exist, like they are impossible to connect with, it is the way nature intended….this social media shit is fucking up everything

But if you’re into seeing Hendricks in lingerie, probably form shaping lingerie, even when menopausal….here ya go, loser.

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2011

13

Sep

Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me….

Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story….

But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

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2011

13

Jan

Christina Hendrick 1999 Playboy Picture of the Day

Playboy tried to stay relevant by pulling out a picture of Christina Hendricks from 1999 when she was just a young slut trying to get ahead, hoping the Pam Anderson hustle would work for her, maybe doing it cuz she had rent to pay, but unfortuantely, she’s not showing her tits in a time before she was fat and when she was actually probably worth trying to fuck, not that you care what I think, cuz just her name blinds you from any rational thought, cuz you’re too filled up on boobs….

Apparently my site got hacked….Let me know if you notice anything weird….other than the clown in this picture…

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