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2022

31

Jan

Christina Hendricks Cleavage of the Day

I am a little late to the game on this one, because I typically don’t care when old fat ladies put up their lingerie selfies, especially when I don’t go on computer or any screens on the weekend, because I hate this mind numbing brain washing machine that has destroyed humanity…it used to be fun, but like all fun things…the lame asses have ruined it…

I am not excited about Christina Hendricks, the big girl, in her lingerie pic you can assume has been photoshopped or at least posed in very strategic ways, because I don’t find her hot, even when she wasn’t 45 years old…she was just a set of tits that existed but didn’t really inspire….

I do think it’s pathetic for rich celebrities to do low level instagram tactics to stay relevant…

I don’t think celebrities are more important than low level, sad, middle of the road moms trying to hold onto their sex appeal….

But I do think they should behave like they are and not participate in the slutification of social media…whether they’ve got the big tits or not.

There was a HUGE difference between the paparazzi climing into Lohan’s closet to get a pic of her panties, to a bitch staging a selfie shoot for her entire afternoon to compete with the other whores…

There’s a level of pathetic, like she needs us to SEE it for her to feel validated…when I prefer celebrities acting like their fans don’t exist, like they are impossible to connect with, it is the way nature intended….this social media shit is fucking up everything

But if you’re into seeing Hendricks in lingerie, probably form shaping lingerie, even when menopausal….here ya go, loser.

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2020

06

May

Christina Hendricks Cleavage of the Day

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Hey Virgins! This one’s for you….

I call you Virgins assuming you’ve had sex at least once, meaning you’re not officially a virgin, you just are a virgin in mindset, the virgin state of mind.

You know, the kind of guy who gets obsessed with a set of tits that you saw on Mad Men and that you couldn’t get over….even know all these years after that show has been off the air…you sit there waiting for the fat slob that is Christina Hendricks, the size of a girl you’d expect to have tits that big, to show some tit, any tit…as long as it is HER tit.

So here’s the most elementary school level of cleavage to give you a boner in this era of throat fucking butt plug wearing gangbang porn..

Just a sliver is enough for you….because you’re a virgin, not in body but in soul….

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2019

13

Nov

Christina Hendricks Big Weird Cleavage of the Day

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Every picture of Christina Hendricks over the last few years has been the exact fucking same.

They claim this is from November 11th, but it could be from any time she left her house over the last few years.

I am sure I’ve seen her in this green dress before, with her really heavy, bigger than your head tits, in some kind of real fucking straps and rigs, to give them the illusion of not being so big that they are disgusting…if that is possible…if it is not possible just look at the rest of her, it’s rough…

The funny thing about these clown tits is that I don’t even mind her as an actor, I just don’t know why people think she’s hot.

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2019

28

Jan

Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day

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Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in….

I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere….

Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life…

So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly.

It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods…

The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate…

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2019

25

Jan

Christina Hendricks Massive Tits of the Day

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Christina Hendricks may be fat, but the good kind of fat that comes with basketball sized tits..you know probably don’t look that great when they are let out of the cage and harnesses holding them up…her nipples likely huge and stretched out and weird….but we don’t have to deal with any of that…when we just see an abnormal amount of cleavage….I mean these are pretty ridiculous…

I am not fan of big girls who look weirdly shaped thanks to the whole huge fucking tits….and I am not even a big fan of big sloppy tits…I mean I am as much a fan as any dude…we are programmed to like them…but when a bitch goes out dress liked this for some Hollywood event…it adds some level of happiness to my otherwise pathetic existence..if it it also adds to that level of pathetic existence…

Here are those pics…

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2017

14

Dec

Christina Hendricks Titty to her Chin of the Day

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If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world…

She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try…

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2014

22

Aug

Top 10 Christina Hendricks is in 10 pics of the Day

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My friend just told me that Christina Hendricks is 20 to 1 on most sportsbooks to win Best Supporting Actress at the Emmys on Monday.

I say she’s got no chance…but I also don’t think she’s hot, overrated but other people do, that’s why I pulled these 10-20 pics of her from other sites saying these are her hottest pics, to prove that she’s not hot…

There is nothing exciting about her, except big tits, but I can show you thousands of fat girls with big tits, it isn’t an impressive feat, if anything fat girls with no tits are more impressive, because that takes some level of freakish hormones or genetics..

Hell if I eat enough donuts – I’ll have a d-cup too…in fact I already do..

Here are the top pics of her for you to judge for yourself, keep in mind these are all 4 years old…but you like 4 year olds…don’t you. Monster.

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2013

19

Nov

Christina Hendricks’ Really Massive Tits of the Day

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I saw these pics on another site yesterday or the day before and I laughed…I just assumed that they weren’t of Christina Hendricks…not because the bitch in the pics looks disgusting…but because I always found the Christina Hendricks hype insane…it just didn’t make sense to my brain…I mean big tits sure but the rest of her is big too, how’s that an accomplishment…but because she looked homeless and crazy…and I figured if I saw someone like this – I’d post it pretending it was a celeb….because it’s so the opposite of what they are supposed to look like leaving the house…not that Christina Hendricks but you get what I am saying…and that is that holy fuck those are big tits…even on a scary body I am compelled to touch…

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2013

05

Apr

Christina Hendricks Titty Fail in Flare of the Day

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People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press….

This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.

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2013

08

Jan

Christina Hendricks Cleavage for Vivienne Westwood of the Day

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Remember when I said Christina Hendricks was fat….well guess what…this just in…she’s still fucking fat…and with fat comes big tits…and with big tits comes a bunch of dudes who don’t care that she’s fat…cuz in their small redneck town where they are unemployed but like to frequent the hardware store and Walmart everyday…this bitch aint got shit on Bessy and all the other fucking cows they interact with on the daily….this one here…this Christina Hendricks…she’s all classy and probably smells like flowers….and not the kind you find in the Lysol spray like they are used to..

Here is porker posing for fashion….with some cleavage…boring…as fuck….

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