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2015

10

Dec

Christina Milian Fame Whoring for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Here’s a little Christmas cheer in the form of no Christmas cheer with nothing to do with Christmas at all because Christmas is associated with a religion and that’s not very Politically Correct, unless your religion is non Christian…

For the last 5-6 years I’ve been featuring this Love Magazine Advent calendar content because I find it semi interesting, ambitious, something to talk about in a world where everything, including this is dull…

But in Love Magazine’s defence, that could have nothing to do with them and everything to do with an old, tired, Christina Milian pretending she was Miley Cyrus with her inflatables, because that’s big on instagram, something Milian has been trying to make happen since she got Instagram…and that I guess worked out for her…thanks to being rich, on TV and posting slutty pics…it’s like scientific formula…or some shit…

I find Mom Milian boring, sad, even pathetic….she probably gets 100,000 – 1,000,000 dollars a month for her writing credit on Bieber’s Baby, Baby, Baby…which makes her rolling around in a bikini strictly for her own vanity…and I prefer when whores are a bit more humble…

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2015

08

Dec

Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day

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In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her…

So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks…

If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself..

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2015

26

Nov

Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day

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Christina Milian has consistently been an attention whore…her whole career is based on being some low level, half naked, barely talented performer….that has lead to some solid credits, some solid jobs…and a kid you don’t remember she has cuz she pawned that thing off to her mom,..or staff…because the key to maintaining a level of “hot”….even when in her mid 30s…especailly during a comeback tour…is to pretend the baby never happened…pretend the vagina wasn’t ravaged…pretend…that pussy is pure…rather than pure shit..

This girl is very rich…she’s also collecting a lot of child support money…yet she needs to post pictures of herself in her panties on snapchat..discussing how they are too small for her…it’s fucked up…and part of what is wrong in the word…

Yes…Blame Christina Milian…for ALL….

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2015

16

Nov

Christina Milian Nipples at a Disney Event of the Day

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Christina Milian, the Cuban American you may or may not have masturbated to when she was first coming up, is an interesting breed of famewhore…

Her first major job was on Disney’s Mickey Mouse club a bunch of decades ago, so this appearance at a Disney event is like things coming full circle…and in that time away from Disney, she launched a singing career with one of the sleaziest videos….only to land a rich husband, make a baby,…and show the people of Disney what being a good parent who is launching a new album and desperate to be in the news…is about…and that’s done with see through shirt and nipples…since you can’t breast feed without nipples and you’re not a good mom without breast feeding…and when you’re played out, botoxed up, you can’t really get too far without having nipples..

All this to say…seems appropriate…but as far as I’m concerned – when nipples are involved, it’s always appropriate. I’m feminist like that!

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Here’s her BOTOX face on snapchat…

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2015

10

Nov

Christina Milian Mom TIts for Snapchat of the Day

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Christina Milian is on a mission to have people see her tits…but not quite pull out her tits…but to see her tits and get excited about her tits…because she’s a rich chick, who in being rich is totally delusional about her and her career, because she assumes the fans she has from being on The Voice with Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, and not fans because she had one hit many fucking years ago…and a slutty video that made it on the air, and that people jerked off to, because porn on the internet wasn’t really mainstream then….not everyone had an internet connection…and not everyone bothered sitting in front of a computer…since there were no smart phones all night…just the weirdos like me..

So you know, in her mind she’s this bitch who has written Bieber hit songs, because her husband and baby daddy at the time was the hired producer…and in her mind that monthly residual check for hundreds of thousands of dollars or more…are a reminder to herself of how fantastic and talented in music she is…even if she was a Disney kid…another venue that just patted her on the back…making her thinks she was better than the average…

Meaning, she sits around looking at her vain self in the mirror…thinking “I am the reason Rihanna exists”….and I guess now that she’s in her 30s, she’s trying to get that crown via snapchat tits and a new album, hoping her fans who follow her expecting her to go off the rails and fist her baby hole on snapchat care enough to screenshot and release them..and by fans I mean hired interns…

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2015

06

Nov

Christina Milian Keeps Reaching of the Day

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Christina Milian has a new album…

This is what rich people do when they are bored…

They revisit what I guess they think their passion is….and what made them relevant enough to fuck the right people, make babies with the right people, and divorce the right people, after getting writing credits on some massive fucking songs the right people produced…meaning getting paid for the rest of her life..

This is like a retired woman taking up knitting, or starting up an Etsy or Ebay jewelry business, where she could make money off it, but is really just doing it for the love and to pass the time. She has a pension..it’s unnecessary to actually spend her day doing it…but why the fuck not…

Only with more fame-whoring, attention craving, and tit…

Milian….wants you to jerk off to her like she was still 19….It’s some kind of midlife crisis…that is working, because I remember a year ago, she had less than 100,000 instagram followers even with being on The Voice…and now she’s on the map again….thanks to a deep rooted knowledge of proper slutting

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2015

30

Oct

Christina Milian is on a Mission of the Day

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Christina Milian is on a fucking mission…

This is what happens when a woman thinks she’s doing her slutting for the money and the fame she’s seeking with her slutting is strictly for money…only to end up with a successful producer who knocked her up, married her, and gave her writing credits on hit songs, making her a ton of fucking money…only to get divorced, get back in the parties she missed out on having kids, and realizing that money or not, she’s still got fame and talent in her soul…that the world needs to be exposed to…

I guess she doesn’t realize her Dip It Low video was only exciting because she was rolling around half naked in an era when people didn’t have access to porn and jerked off to music videos….

In her mind, she paved the way for Rihanna….and based on these pics and shoots she’s been involved in, it’s safe to say that she’s going at this one more time, to prove to herself she’s got it, and that we can all hope backfires terribly, because she can afford to fail and we like when desperate people looking for validation fail, especially when their one trick is being a trick…10 years too late…

I am ready for the fail.

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2015

26

Oct

Christina Milian See Through Music Video Comeback of the Day

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People probably don’t know this, but Christina Milian is only famous because she took her Disney kid positioning to the sluttiest music video of the late 90s…you know the kind of music video you could jerk off to in the late 90s…when music videos were the most slutty content that was available to you thanks to shitty internet connection and cable TV…

She realized she was a one hit wonder so she married her producer who knocked her up…something that financially made sense to her, because he put her writing credit on a lot of his songs, including Bieber songs, meaning she makes fucking bank…but when you’re an egotistical cunt, making bank isn’t all there is to life…getting that fan base back up and running, running your own business, hosting shitty singing contest shows and not even as the main host because that’s how little you fucking matter…she’s gone back into music…all looking old in the face, old in the body, but wearing see through clothing, because nipples are what people want to see and she can spin that into money…or hits…or likes and follows…

So if mom nipples on a ex popstar turned gold digger trying to be a popstar at 40…it worked for Beyonce…it doesn’t get better than this.

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2015

07

Sep

Christina MIlian Shows Off Parenting Skills on Snapchat of the Day

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The highlight of Christina Milian…is that she had one hit, which is better than no hits, at least for her because it put her in the right place to get in with her baby daddy….even though her song is absolutely unmemorable and doesn’t matter…I don’t even remember what it was called and the video featured her half naked rolling around in mud in the pre-internet porn 90s…when people were still jerking off to music videos…not that it matters…

What matters is that she’s a baby mommma to a big music producer, who gave her writing credits on some massive fucking songs…because that’s what love is about…and that is how artists scam the label to make more money off the song…a scam that proabbly wasn’t as calculated as her having the kid she throws to the sideline on her hustle, allowing her to be in a bikini at vegas pool parties..which is what actually matters when you’re rich and a divorcee getting paid…

But I guess still the fame whore she was when rolling around in mud…craving attention…because people don’t change…especially when they are hookers.

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2015

10

Aug

Christina Milian is Interesting of the Day

Christina Milian was out hosting pool parties or whatever in Vegas, like a good mom should do on weekends, instead of hanging out with your kid and maybe going on cultural field trips with them, because the kid was just a mechanism to secure child support payment, and cannot get in the way of her raging in a bikini, for the release of her struggle of a life being rich as fuck, because stressing about not being respected or loved while seeing Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, living out the life she paved the way for them, knowing she’s just old now…

But not too old to show off her mom titties…

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