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2010

26

May

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast…

here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is…

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage|Tits

2010

21

May

Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day

Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit…..

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Posted in:cleavage|Mischa Barton|Scary

2010

20

May

Noureen DeWulf Brought the Tit to the Maxim 100 Party of the Day

I was featured in Maxim years ago, but that doesn’t mean I like Maxim or anything Maxim stands for. I especailly hate the bullshit list of bitches they complie as some kind of publicity stunt, mainly because it is based on absolutely nothing but recycling their old lists and featuring the 12 bottom feeders they recruited to be in their magazine the past year.

Fuck Maxim. They suck. They are dated and they don’t step it up, even though the world has stepped the fuck up and I just can’t respect that….but I can respect this bitch Noureen DeWulf’s tits, even though I don’t know who she is…even if she’s at the Maxim Hot 100 party bullshit I’d expect pussy to be doing better things than attending…

Obviously there were other bitches at the event, mainly bottom feeders who were either on the list because Maxim isn’t innovative and likes to hold on to the same list for a fucking decade so some of the pussy was hot in the late 90s and the other trash recent included Amber Rose because clearly Maxim is obvious as fucking shit….

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Posted in:Amber Rose|cleavage|Maxim 100|Noureen DeWulf

2010

11

May

Brooklyn Decker Marries Adam Sandler in His Shitty Movie of the Day

I don’t care what magazine cover Brooklyn Decker was on, bitch still looks half retarded or inbred to me. I get that she’s a bikini model and she takes a good picture with the right lighting, make-up, photoshop, but not when the picture is shot by the paparazzi while she’s filming some new shitty movie I recommend you don’t see starring Adam Sandler, who clearly cast Brooklyn Decker cuz he lives in a fantasy world that thanks to deep pockets, big money and fame makes his unappealing, almost annoying and disgusting characteristics a fucking aphordisiac to bitches….cuz they all like people they see on TV whether they are worth watching or not and really if I was Adam Sandler and I was making a movie, I’d make my love interest the hottest bitch of the year trying to make a crossover from modeling into acting, because not only would there be a lot of rehearsal, but she’d also put the fuck out cuz I was her fucking boss, and I’m all about playing power positions….

Here they are getting married in the movie, I hope this is a pivotal scene, so that you actually don’t have to see the shit, she’s showing off the tits that seduced Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds, cuz he had hook ups and could get her the cover of SI, and the whole this is fucking boring. I need a drink…

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Posted in:Actor|Bikini Model|Brooklyn Decker|cleavage|marriage

2010

11

May

Tila Tequila is Still a Fucking Joke of the Day

I am not really sure why Tila Tequila hassn’t killed herself officially yet….because I know that most people who fall as hard as she did into insanity probably would, but then again everytime I leave my house I come across insane homless people screaming at people, or screaming at their own reflections in the mirror, reminding me that despite suicide being the logical choice, crazy people don’t always make logical choices….

I guess it’s got something to do with her not wanting to die just because her career is, and figures that even if she can’t land another TV show, and from here on out it’ll be bottom feeding projects and bottom feeding publicity stunts, she might as well try because it gives her something to do and really her first stab at fame came with little effort, maybe miracles strike twice…and as long as she’s doing it with her half naked dwarf body exposed, I’ll still watch and laugh at the trainwreck, but would really prefer if she was doing it with two fingers in her vagina at all times….cuz fake tit cleavage in a dress is not very innovative these days….it’s time for her to get with the fucking program…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Publicity Stunt|Tila Tequila

2010

06

May

Jersey Shore Trash Showing Cleavage of the Day

The main two Jersey Shore trashcans were out in Miami doing what they do best and that’s doing nothing but showing off their tits to distract us from how disgusting they are….It’s nice to see just how much diversity there is in this group as one of them has big fake tits and the other has fat chick tits so the haters who say these uncultured pigs are two dimensional are fucking wrong…..

They were also doing shots of Tequila cuz it was Cinqo de Mayo and every cheesy motherfucker jumped up on the shit like they were Mexican…..maybe it’s because people like any excuse to party and I’m not against that, since I’ve got drunk every day, but I don’t need holidays or events to do it, I actually hate that shit cuz taking part in any group activity that a whole bunch of assholes are all excited about turns me off…I’m a lone soldier who likes to create my own holidays like “try to get a girl to send me picture of her tits day” and “maybe I’ll get to see up a skirt if I sit under this public staircase day”, take that like Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Cinqo de Mayo and anything else Hallmark created to manipulate the public to consume….

I think we should stick to getting drunk to forget, to repress, to distract and to justify failure all while dying from a slow drawn out suicide……a suicide we hope the Jersey Shore cast accelerate and take to the next level so we can forget they exist in a year from now….

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Posted in:cleavage|Jersey Shore

2010

30

Apr

Kate Hudson Shows Off Some Tit on Set of the Day

Here’s a bitch who is only famous because her mother and stepfather and all their friends are….She is known for her ass, because she never really had tits, so we needed something to focus on when jerking off to her cuz she was in all the movies and we like to give all actresses their fair chance in making us cum, but now she’s suddenly got enough tit to fill out whatever lingerie shit this is she’s wearing as a shirt…and I guess when you keep your implants subtle they aren’t as offensive as the gutter stripper down the street and you’re just trying to make up for all those self-conscious flat chested years…..

If you like Kate Hudson, here are some pictures that you probably saw the other day of Alba grabbing her cunt…probably because they are in a movie together and trying to get noticed…but really seeing two moms trying to be sexy always ends in a trying too hard cuz we all know your pussy blows in the wind disaster….

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Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Kate Hudson

2010

22

Apr

Jennifer Aniston’s Caged Titties on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s shirt reminded me of some kind of fetish shit where you cage a bitch’s tits so tight that the fucking things look like they are going to explode, sure her’s is the tame version, but I thought it was appropriate, since that’s how I know her pussy feels whenever it’s wearing underwear, you know like a caged animal that just wants to escape and get pregnant from Brad Pitt any way she can, and that urge just follows her everywhere she goes and mocks her everytime a dude fucks her annoying self and leaves her high maintenance ego, and for some reason her misery and the fact that she’ll be alone until she lowers her standards makes me feel pretty fucking satisfied a feeling I doubt she ever feels….

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Posted in:Cage|cleavage|Jennifer Aniston|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Worthless Old Lady that Isn’t an Old Lady Tits of the Day

Her name is Kim Zolciak. She’s on a TV show that wouldn’t be a TV show if there weren’t so many useless TV channels now that everyone’s got cable and the companies are trying to fill up time slots with serious low quality shit that doesn’t do shit for society but pollute it….and it’d be nice if they could instill laws against this kind of polluting llike they do when it comes to polluting other aspects of our life…you know like when I get a ticket for not picking up my dog’s shit, or in trouble for dumping my kitchen garbage out of my window, and how they make people with cars from the 70s get their exhaust pipes fixed and how they make us recycle and all that other bullshit…but for some reason, they can shove the garbage like Real Housewives of Bullshit about this pig’s life down our fucking throats like we care…doing nothing good for any of us…

It makes no fucking sense to me…it’s like you can’t put naked pussy on primetime but you can get away producing this shit…Hollywood is done. It doesn’t need an earthquake to sink it into the pacific, they suiciding themselves.

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Posted in:cleavage|Kim Zolciak|Tits