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Archive for the Comeback Category

2009

17

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Makes a Boring Comeback of the Day

Remember when Vanessa Hudgens showed the world her vagina…well based on these boring fucking pictures of her at the airport in her sweatpants like she was some kind of fat person who can fit into regular sized jeans anymore, I guess he’s bottled up that inner slut and is on some reformed slut kick that I can’t stand and over the years I have come across a lot of these holier than thou, condescending twats who had one too many abortions and decided that maybe random unprotected sex is a bad thing, and turn to religion instead of cock, in Vanessa Hudgens case it may be some contractual deal with Disney and when she hits 25 and is free to do what she wants, she’ll pull a Lohan and teach her vagina new tricks, but until then she’s nothing but a boring useless bitch.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Comeback|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

27

Aug

Joanna Krupa is Making a Shitty Comeback of the Day

Joanna Krupa would be more interesting of a slut if she actually grew up in Poland during communism, instead the bitch fled the shit when she was 5 like some little pussy too scared to enter the Eastern European sex trade and that kind of lack of discipline and commitment to her journey to America the land of opportunity makes me mad. When I know she got her at 5 and lived an American life, with American wants and needs and lazy American struggle to the top, I realize why she is barely famous, but tried a few years ago and is trying again by being on Dancing with the Stars who are hardly stars….and here she is at some event….

All this whole comeback thing is too bad, because before she hit rock bottom she was modeling for some trashy lingerie company, showing off her titties and even rockin’s some crotchless panties, leading me to believe if things got bad enough for her, she woulda sucked dick on camera to stay relevant but then fuckin’ Dancing with the Stars had to ruin that shit for me….Cocksuckers….

Posted in:Comeback|Joanna Krupa

2009

16

Jul

Dean Cameron’s Comeback Tour of the Day

I have a friend who I met on the internet and never in person. He used to be in some random shitty 80s movies and TV shows like Ski School, and Summer School and even Ski School 2 and nothing much since. We’ve been going back and forth the last 3 years and dude is always supportive, which is a nice change from all the hate mail I get constantly.

His most recent email included this clip from some movie called Parfection that may bring him back to the D-List that was so rudely taken from him and it is about boobs, so you’ll like it, because your small mind loves boobs, and even if the jokes are as tight as the girls, who are not very tight….I got no choice but to give love.

Tons of shitty movies get made and go straight to DVD, but I’m proud to say that this one stars a serious star, the world just doesn’t know it yet. So check out the clip and start writing fan mail cuz right now he’s got plenty of time to answer it, but won’t in the months to come as he is too busy fighting off boy band volume of pussy.

Posted in:Comeback|Dean Cameron

2007

10

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Comeback Performance of the Day

I’ve been telling people for a long time that this whole Britney Spears thing has been some kind of obscure PR act in efforts to stay in the limelight while getting her shit together before releasing her new album. I really thought that she was preparing to hit big again for a long time but had to get the pregnancy weight off and sort her shit out with her loser husband before really focusing on the comeback. I was convinced that in effort to sell records in future, she was going to play the wreck everyone wanted her to be, because it got her in magazines and on TV and on every fucking website out there.

I didn’t realize she really was a wreck. I think it’s safe to say, that I was fucking wrong. This bitch is a bigger mess than my wife’s panties, and you may not know how big of a mess that is, I think I’ll let you take my word on it. I thought she was going to come through the first place she probably the shouldn’t have been a mess because it was so anticipated. Maybe it is part of her plan and maybe I am wrong and maybe there is still hope but her skill is a fucking joke and I am no judge of dancing ability or lip syncing ability but I can tell you that she was lazy, seemed like she was jacked on some kind of drugs, bloated and reminded me of every fat chick I’ve ever banged, except the fat chicks always managed to make me cum in the end.

Watching a girls career go down the toilet has been pretty depressing, it’s like watching your favorite whore who loved licking your asshole contract HIV and everytime you’d get her discounted ass licking AIDS rate, you’d slowly see her fade away but on the positive side it probably makes her a lot more accessible because no one is going to want to touch her and that gives us all hope that one day we can knock her up like we were K-Fed, because disgusting or not, fucking her is a good business opportunity.

Either way, here are the pictures of her performance and if you don’t think this post is funny, realize it isn’t supposed to be, it’s my own kind of useless eulogy to a hot popstar that once was…..and despite fighting in her corner for the last little while, I have to accept the fact that she’s over…..the next time I want to watch some fat mom out of breath mouthing words, I’ll just stick to watching the mother/baby aquarobics class at my local Y through the back alley window until they call the cops on me again …because those mom’s at least have the decency to cover up their gunt….

Let’s hope the rest of the day brings more happiness, and in the meantime, enjoy the pics because she is half naked and in fishnets, and she’s laughing because even she realizes that this shit’s over and that it’s all some depressing joke that she’s just milking with her shitty retard-highschool talent show performance that was hot when she was 17 and not so much when she’s crazy…but I’d know you’d all still do her….and that’s the reason why I am here…to remind you that no matter how fucking wrecked bitch is, you’re still never going to taste the cheesy flavor dripping out of her twat. Cuddles.


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