The funniest thing about Courtney Stodden is that she is only 29 years old.

I know that 29 years old is old enough for the rotting like a corpse in your basement to start, you know because women age like bread, or like your jar of sperm you keep next to your bed, you sick fuck….

But a 29 year old Courtney Stodden is shockingly young, because I’ve thought she was 30 since she was introduced to us via that actor she married that didn’t get arrested for marrying a teen.

I’ve been a fan of Stodden, when all the tabloids were abusing her for being some clown titty goddess, as she released sex tapes and other things, because there was a time when the woke were the VICTIM BLAMERS and the real bullies of the internet before they re-centered and decided to be virtue signallers.

My biggest life regret, or at least one of them because there are a few strategic moves I could have made to be set for life in luxury, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party all those years ago when I managed to get invited. I would have fully stole her panties and SNIFFED em.

Well, she’s still around and she is in bikini.

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I may be the only person who thinks Courtney Stodden is a legend!

Her and her clown matter but that may only be because I am old to remember when she was tabloid fodder for being the child bride, which in and of itself was pretty fucked up, but no one seemed to think it was off at the time, instead they’d point at the young girl and call her a whore who ruined the life of an actor no one ever heard of before her.

I was always convinced she was a stripper he met, in her mid 20s and the underage bride thing was just a weird marketing angle, but I have a feeling it actually was just a creepy story.

But since she went full bimbo, turned to sex tapes, now exclusive sexy content for the fans, maybe my conspiracy is right.

I do know that my biggest opportunity and biggest fail in this website business that is hardly a business was not collecting enough cans to afford a flight to her Halloween party I was invited to.

We could have had it all Stodden, you miss all shots we don’t take, I could have been hired as her pool boy or assistant responsible for folding her panties. The dream, lost!

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Courtney Stodden is a legend as far as I’m concerned, I don’t know if the rest of the world agrees, or if she’s even that popular, but there was a time when they all liked talking about her and her scandalous love affair with some actor from LOST who married her when she was 16 in some state where that was legal, assuming that was a true story, and not just a marketing hook that no dude would really want because it’s illegal in most states….

Anyway, Stodden, a legend as far as I’m concerned, who along with getting some clown tits she didn’t need, put out some sex tapes the old fashioned way that didn’t go viral, now probably doing self produced content for the remaining fans the way she’s supposed to, with her whip out and lingerie on, still looking hot to me.

I figure 2023 is a good year to make Courtney Stodden great again, even though I think she’s always been great, she just needs the rest of the hive mind to hop on board…..and I’m willing to do what I can to help…..

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Courtney Stodden is a legend…at least according to me, which isn’t saying much. For the most part, people don’t give a fuck about Stodden, they’ve basically run through her like a frat boy on a roofied out babe, unsure of how much time he has to finish, while his brothers wait for their turn……

You know, they loved her, wrote about her, got what they wanted out of her, only to forget her and force her into a LIFE OF PORN…..

YOU DEMONS….how dare you….but also, thanks, because seeing the child bride tabloid fodder no one tried to protect, showing off her amazing bolt on sideshow titty, doing some asshole flexibility challenges, is just what I am looking for out of her. She’s brilliant.

Biggest regret of life, not getting to her Halloween party, because if I had, I’d probably be the one filming this for her and by this I mean my erection, because I’d obviously have her direct line to send unsolicited dick pics to….that’s the whole point of Halloween parties, weirdos….

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Since I am a Canadian and I don’t celebrate Memorial Day, since our Army didn’t fight for our freedoms, at last not in recent memory over this covid shit, where unvaccinated people still can’t get on a plane, train, leave the country….which is fucking wild, and puts us up in the charts with the two other countries in the world who also have the same restrictions on the unvaccinated people….CHINA and NORTH KOREA….hilarious….but not….

I spend my memorial day remembering the glory days of the internet, some where’s Lindsay Lohan at? Where’s the next troll at? What’s Courtney Stodden the tabloid teen wife that the world embraced instead of calling the police on her captor….you know before she started doing low level sex taps like the goddess she is, with the clown tits that she’d really have to use for nudes because they’re so “gone big so go home an take some smutty pics for us”.

Well, the gift from the internet nude gods have gifted us with some Stodden, who I think is wonderful, rocking a good old fashion asshole behind thong nude, and if you read the site, you know how I feel about Asshole Behind thongs, if you don’t, start digging through the archives freak.

The point of the story is….She’s great.

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When you’ve seen a babe like Courtney Stodden, who I think is one of the most wonderful creatures to crawl out of the tabloids as some child bride to some pervert who never went to jail, which is why I alway assumed she was never actually a child, but rather a 30 year old pretending to be a child for the tabloid fodder, only to have all the tabloids eat the story up and talk about it, I’m pretty sure she even did Dr Oz or Dr Phil or some other Oprah produced Dr show…..she was a pretty big fucking deal…and no one fucking cared that it was a potentially creepy situation, maybe she was a victim, they just ran with it, made fun of her, because they are bullies…BUT we were always here to support, to celebrate and to encourage Courtney to show us her clown sized tits, which I hate as a concept because I hate fake tits, but love in practice since they are tits, and if you’re going to jack yourself up with tits, you might as well make them clown sized, otherwise what’s the point.

The point is, if you’ve seen a babe like Stodden naked, do her bikini pics really matter, she’s got sex tapes or masturbation tapes out there for profit….and as it turns out, the bikini pics do matter because she’s hot. Think of is as foreplay before googling her masturbation videos that happened when the tabloids stopped caring and she had to reduce herself to sex work to get paid!

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Courtney Stodden was tabloid fodder in the GLORY DAYS of tabloid, I mean there was a lot going on at the time and her whole weird storyline was actually pretty fucking creepy…famous for being a CHILD BRIDE to one of the most obscure pervert actors no one knew existed…on EVERY tabloid weekly….

But she is the only “celebrity” that has ever had her PR team invite me to one of her events, in 18 years of doing this, she’s the only one who said “let’s have DrunkenStepfather here”…and instead of going, even with plans of a masterful dirty panty heist, I just didn’t bother…

So like the rest of you, the taste of STODDEN isn’t dripping off my chin, because I am pretty charming when I want to be and feel I could have tricked her into sitting on my face….the taste of STODDEN is her big tits in a lingerie rockin’…

I know that I am not a fake tit fan, but if you’re going to get fake tits, make them count…and these fucking count.

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I know looking at the thonged ass of an angel sent from heaven, who was the teen bride of some creeper, that the media decided to drag instead of protect, allowing her to end up selling sex tapes after a series of silly unnecessary becasue she was hot to begin with surgeries….is kind of irrelevant, or idiotic, since you can google her inserting things in her vagina, as she’s done…

But I think she’s great…

Plus, the internet has proven me wrong a few times…the first that I remember was with TiNDER, I never thought girls would subscribe to a hook-up app like they were gay dudes trying to bust nut…not because I thought girls weren’t horny, or sexually liberated but because I thought they had enough attention anywhere they went being girls to get dick without lame ass tech….OOPS…

The other is OnlyFans…I never thought porn chicks who you can see do hardcore shit would be able to do additional upsells on their nudes, like I never expected influencer chicks to dive into “sex work” that’s not real work but that makes real money…

Why would you care to see some girl who you can google fucking herself in a thong…because what the fuck else are we going to do with our time…PRODUCTIVE shit? Fuck that….like it was Courtney Stodden’s dildo…which is not making an appearance in this social media ass pic…..

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Courtney Stodden and her massive and silly breast implants that were totally unnecessary, but that was a product of the times, she was tabloid fodder when tabloid fodder mattered, when it went viral, before it became instagram everything and the tabloid fodder because people desperately trying to be tabloid fodder, if anything they were competing to be tabloid fodder…”IF ONLY THE TABLOIDS FEATURED ME”….you know Kardashian Dreams…all these low levels have…

Which means that Stodden, who may have made a few missteps along the way, some that we’ve been able to jerk off to….from sex tapes with legit porn companies..to other bottom feeder moves in efforts to maintain her position as tabloid fodder….but I have been a fan of this TEEN bride all along…

I guess we all make missteps, mine was about 10 years ago when I got invited to the Stodden Halloween party by her PR guy, which I didn’t run to the dumpster to collect cans to buy myself a flight to get to, even though it would have been a lucrative and erotic panty raid when no one noticed me at the event, since no one notices me anywhere…

I have hope for more Stodden and this nude selfie is a start, you know showing off the designer bags to let you know she may not be relevant anymore, but she’s still rich enough for 1000 dollar bagss…you peasants..

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Courtney Stodden, who luckily is not Kourtney Kardsashian doing her demonic Kardashian bullshit for attention because they know that the population are dumb fucks, dumbed down, and into the whole reality show bullshit storylines that amaze me EVERY single time I remember that that family are a “trending” and “influencers”….

Courtney Stodden did come up as Tabloid fodder, celebrity gossip distractions from the real scandals people should be paying attention to, but she didn’t really go viral in the right way, not at that Kardashian level, despite being more interesting as a personality.

Most recently, she almost got one of the henchman for the evil “cool kids” regime, you know the people they like to keep at the top of the food chain, but there was a minute that she almost got that PIG Teigen cancelled for being a cyberbully against her, it was so close, we could taste it, which wasn’t as delicious as tasting Stodden’s asshole, but probably close….

So I’m definitely a fan of Stodden, I’m sure I’ve laughed about her clown tits, but I make fun of them cuz I like them…

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