I can’t hate Courtney Stodden, even if I hate most things Hollywood, because she’s young and vibrant like the girl I feel in love with at the bus stop, in her amazing tight little leggings with her amazing tight little booty from the hormones in the dairy…but more importantly, she’s funny, she doesn’t take herself seriously, she’s got herself very low level famous, and she’s doing it by lookin and acting like a stripper, I mean that in itself makes her the best thing ever. Here’s her easter video.
She’s amazing….in all her throwback to strippers from the 90s glory.
I watched this on mute, so that is probably way I don’t want to phusically remove her from my computer screen via her fake hair, fake tits…you know a cunt punch straight through my computer screen….
So my perspective is just tight bodied busty girl who pretends she’s 18, cooking, without all her nonsense jokes….and that’s a good thing…possibly even a fetish…cuz girls cooking, now that they are all independent and shit, is pretty much fantasy, especially where I live.
Ridiculous, looking good, I appreciate her hustle. It’s a lot of fun….and my pug liked it too.
What a horrible, unhealthy, disgusting meal…but when made by a haggard stripper on a quest for fame…I would love to eat it….
Courtney Stodden put on a wig and decided to show off her shitty acting skills…via her character she created in her insane brain…that is a gothic…rocker lookin’ chick named Courtland…who calls out Stodden for being a slut…saying she’s her half sister….then goes on ripping into her about marrying D-Listed Saggy Ball old man….promotes her band called CumBallzofBlood….which sounds awesome….then she shits on Courtney for being not being real…and a gold digger….
Sounding drunk…in stockings…and lingerie spread and slutty…I feel like this is straight from the role play she saves for the bedroom that she’s now sharing with us….and I am forced to take all the negative I’ve said abotu her back…cuz Courtney Stodden…is a telent…a real fucking talent….
I am really not interested in Courtney Stodden, her stripper publicity stunt, pretending to be an underage bride with the most insignificant celebrity ever, just to get her foot in the door, it’s just nonsense noise and we’re too busy for that shit…but I’m torn…cuz she’s in a bikini…and staged, crying for attention or not, does it really make any difference at all, cuz you know, she’s still in a bikini and that’s all that matters…cuz her body is rockin’ even if the rest of her is gutter trash….
Can it really be a happy thanksgiving when garbage like this exists…and more importantly…is celebrated and noticed by the general public….when it lands tabloid covers and makes irrelevance relevant by pretending it was married at 16…when clearing it’s pushing 40 and has been a stripper for the last 2 decades….
Courtney Stodden is the fucking devil…but I’m keeping shit thematic..and here she is for thanksgiving…promoting not eating turkey…something I doubt any of you are listening to…
I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil.
Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30….
All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.
Here are some pics of Courtney Stodden offending all your troops..
Every holiday or national even, this bitch and all the low level, simple minded trash with fake hair, tits, and fake tans….come out of the woodwork and stage stupid themed shots, because that’s as deep as their brains function….or maybe because they are just enthusiastic about their whore lives….like the stupid stripper who plays the part with a smile, eager to pull out her American Flag bikini cuz she thinks it fucking makes her a better person versus the angry one in the corner, pissed off that this is her life….and I guess bitter and angry is less fun than bubbly and half retarded by hot….because it is less depressing….so I can’t hate this shit, I just embrace it and wait for her to jump into porn….
The world needs these kind of obvious and boring but date specific shoots by low level cunts to survive. Otherwise we would all implode with Courtney Stodden’s three remaining brain cells. I am convinced.
A couple of days ago, Courtney Stodden pretty much shit on Marilyn Monroe’s grave, in what is the most ridiculous tribute video I have ever seen, mainly because absolutely nothing in it has anything Marilyn Monroe about it, I mean maybe she cross referenced some old pictures, or put on a wig or perfume or cheap lingerie fromt the Sex shop called the “Marilyn Monroe”….but I think it is more a glimpse into her old high concept strip shows a t the strip clubs she’s toured over the years, where she learned how to perform badly, but still got applause, cuz dudes like tits…
I hate all there is about this bitch, but I can’t really hate someone out there producing such entertainingly horrible content….as long as the rest of the world realizes she’s a fucking clown and not someone worth paying attention to…
Here’s another one of her in white underwear or bikini, also from the sex shop she’s sponsored by, dancing badly, playing the air guitar, all half naked with a toned stomach….Can’t hate that, can just hate all it represents because she is fucking garbage….
Courtney Stodden is a clown….she lies about her age…pretends she isn’t 30….pretends her tits are real…pretends to be a child bride…but in being this joke/joker who produces funny shit….she’s also half naked…and any bitch half naked for attention is a friend of mine, even if I want to punch them in the face and/or cunt cuz they piss me off….
Here are some recent twitter pics of hers…cuz she’s half naked showing her stripper moves like the champ she is.
I may hate Courtney Stodden or at least the fact that people pay attention to her and publish her staged stupidity like she was Heidi Montag at her peak….I may hate that this porn looking trash isn’t doing porn…but is instead pretending to be 16 and married to some barely a celebrity….when she should be doing porn….I may hate fake hair, shitty fake its, and this cheesy stripper look cuz it feels so dated by at least 10 years…back when Stodden got into the game at the age of 20….but I can’t hate the fact that she’s an attention whore….seeking attention by sleazing up…slutting out…and taking off her shirt on youtube…It’s so obvious and low level and thus so fucking amazing…..
I didn’t watch the entire video of Courtney Stodden pretending to be a cat….playing in a tree….dressed with cat whisker make-up on…scratching the door…eating cat food….all wearing clothes from the sex shop…in efforts to look a bit like Hello Kitty….but it is safe to say that it is as insane a cry for attention as any attempt at a viral…but coming from trash with fake stripper tits that pretends she is 16…I hink ti is some of her more interesting work…and if more shit like this comes out, I’ll be watching, because it is amazing. Crackheads who look like this are important to improiving all of our lives and I’m starting to get why people pay attention to this girl…
Courtney Stodden is the busty implant clown who has no shame because she knows this faking being a teen to get her tacky, not even hot, fake tits, fake tan, fake hair noticed….is far easier than sucking dick in back alleys behind strip clubs, you know back where she met that barely famous dude who orchestrated this scandal with her, since you know he needed the attention too, and why not get it with some useless tart who gives good head….she’s far more fun to fuck than bitches his age who aren’t appreciative little hookers….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot and probably excited about this low concept, low quality, low value, photoshoot she staged washing a car half naked….cuz it is the only thing she knows how to get people to notice her….and I guess it is entertaining…and more girls should take her fucking lead….even if it annoys me.
Courtney Stodden is the fucking worst…..but I don’t know if it is cuz she’s an attention seeking stripper pretending to be 16, which in most cases, is amazing and gets extra lap dance money out of me…or if it is because the tabloids, the low level trashy tabloids, are buying into her shit, cuz she’s a novelty, has big fake tits, and is someone to talk about…It is like I want this bitch back working the pole, not running for paparazzi she’s paid and getting published for it…fueling this whole trashy movement….unless it involves a sex tape…cuz bikinis are less fun on whores that seeing how bad hey actually fuck…or how mangled their fake teen pussy is…cuz if she is 16…I’ll be able to tell….via her vagina…but that day is not today….today is her in a bikini…being annying and ridiculous in a way I want to punch her fucking face….but in a bikini none the less….
Courtney Stodden is probbaly the worst thing the tabloids are picking up on….I hate that she gets attention…
Not because I hate hooker looking trash in sex store gear screaming for attention…but because I hate them when they start getting the attention…..
She’s talentless, uninteresting, not even hot, and more importantly not a day under 30….
It is almost like watching a high school play….sure I’d fuck them all, but I sure as hell wouldn’t finance their Broadway production….
I’ll look on and debate how good the head would be but I would keep it local….something that unfortunately didn’t happen for this trash….she should be the small town hooker….not in LA getting noticed….
She should be a friendster profile….or a myspace profile, you know like it was still 2001 and she was in her first year of college….and not whatever she’s become…
I mean even Tila Tequila had more substance than this lie who hasn’t even done a sex tape or Playboy yet….but she’s got the implants and hard face for the shit…making it only a matter of time…even though it should have been her start….
This is some trashiness that I do appreciate when it takes place in the trailer park home of a stripper and her teen daughter when both are wearing lingerie and the teen daughter is actually a teen…..
But when it is some attention seeking 30 year old stripper, with hired paparazzi, trying to milk her husbands low level of fame into a bottom feeding career of her own, making a joke of herself, that her mom is all about, cuz maybe she thinks it is all in good fun, or maybe cuz she thinks it is better than those years she spent stripping for and dating black drug dealers, you know going along with the act cuz it is funny and could make her hopeless daughter money…it becomes pathetic, boring, contrived, obvious…
I like my sluts and their moms to be authentic, poor and desperate and not doing it for tabloids. Courtney Stodden sucks.