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2014

12

Mar

Life’s Biggest Tragedy of the Day

I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted

To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape…

I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…

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2014

31

Jan

Courtney Stodden is a Fucking Dream of the Day

I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives…

So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck…

I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist…

But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love…

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2014

28

Jan

Courtney Stodden just Won Twitter of the Day

I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…

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2013

27

Nov

Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35.

I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

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2013

18

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Courtney Stodden is wearing a lovely, classy, delicate “I’m going to be a pornstar because I built myself this way and love the attention” dress…that showcased the shit stain of her nipple, which isn’t entirely erotic, but good enough for me because ever since I heard she was single – as a publicity stunt – for a relationship that was a publicity stunt…I’ve been trying to make her my celebrity girlfriend…I think we are connected at the soul in our equally irrelevant worlds…sure she’s more fun to look at naked…but together we could become a glorious phenomenon the world wouldn’t understand….because it’d be a whole lot of weird…but she rejected me…and at least I have these pics to get me through it…as I try to understand why she looks so old, but says she’s so young….could it all be a lie and if it is…where is the justice in this world…and what can we believe…if we can’t believe this…

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2013

06

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Official Statement of the Day

I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s….

After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career.

“We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it.

My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back…

This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…

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2013

24

Sep

Courtney Stodden for NUTS of the Day

Courtney Stodden has it all figured out.

She went from fake titty stripper who pretended she was 15 to get the tabloids to pay attention to her and her husband who I still have never heard of but who was apparently on TV…Tabloid fodder white trash america really responded to because they knew girls just like Courtney working their local stripclubs or Walmarts…to being on UK reality shows…and now doing spreads in UK lad mags…like she is hot or like she matters…and it is just a matter of time when the hype dies down…and she embraces the porn career she probably had planned before she got into this whole hustle…but maybe I am just judging a book by its cover…maybe she’s just a delicate flower sent from heaven who coincidentally looks like a gutter porn slut with daddy issues…maybe those stupid clown-like novelty fake tits are just there to make her t-shirts fit better and not to look like a cartoon when she gets fucked in her porn…her whole existence is not what is crazy to me…it’s the fact I know she exists that is…and here are her Glamour model pics…where she looks 40, not 18, as she has looked since day one….what a joke…

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2013

20

Sep

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

Courtney Stodden is an amazing example of how ridiculous the world is…the fact that she’s famous, or people are interested in her…or watching her stripper trash life that should be in porn, and that will be in porn, just as soon as this stupid hype dies down, is beyond me…she’s got stupid fake tits, she’s clearly pushing 30, but she’s not fat, and she puts herself out there, cuz it is better than giving lap dances for 10 dollars a song…

Here she is continuing to cry for attention….

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2013

05

Sep

Courtney Stodden’s Girls and Corpses Photoshoot of the Day

Courtney Stodden shot this “Girls and Corpses” photoshoot for some obscure niche fetish site a while ago, but this is the first time I’ve seen the pictures, because like the rest of the world, I really don’t care about what Courtney Stodden or her fake tits are up to, I kinda just come across it when she manages to make enough noise to get noticed…like doing this weirdness…

Call me crazy, but the idea of girls with rotting corpses is not quite as much of a turn on as if these pics were of Courtney Stodden’s corpse…not cuz I’m necro and like dead bodies, in fact I hate seeing dead bodies….but because a dead Courtney Stodden is what’s best for the world she has been polluting and making a mockery of with her stripper antics that don’t normally bother me unless I see her getting press…

This is just noise that doesn’t matter…yet we’re all looking…the worst.

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2013

03

Sep

Courtney Stodden Topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK of the Day

I am not sure what is more bottom feeding for a bitch to do, filming a sex tape that a handful of people will have interest in paying for because you don’t fucking matter and look like every other fake titty bitch who gets fucked on camera, you know hoping it propels a bitch to the kardashian level, or getting topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK, in a different market than she’s trying to get famous in….

I don’t have the answers, I think both are equally pathetic, but at least with a sex tape, I can masturbate to the anal scene, but I do know one thing, and that is that her tits are real fucking shitty.

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2013

15

Aug

Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS

Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get…

IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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2013

01

Aug

Courtney Stodden Eats a Vegan Dog of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of the hollywood and entertainment industry…but more importantly of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a d-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters…she’s even booking events where she is in a bikini…for PETA…rockin’ her animal friendly clown-like, circus performance caliber, novelty sized, tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed up hooker at 16, to this nonsense, I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, she might as well do fucking porn, I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring…I’m surprised they haven’t already.

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2013

19

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense….

She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again…

Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.

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2013

08

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s New Tits in a Mesh Dress is the Best of the Day

I know the next sex tape will be starring this twat…literally…making her the future or at least one to look out for seeing get fucked in the future.

It isn’t all that surprising, I mean she looks like a typical pornstar trash…if you were to draw a pornstar in your art class, this is exactly what she’d look like, shitty, massive, comical sized implants…fake hair and face and lips and tan…skinny but top heavy…showing up to events half naked, almost medicated, because it takes a certain level of broken to get to this level…

She’s haggard at her fake age of 18..she’s not hot….and is ridiculous looking…but with all that make-up and hustle on…it’s hard to not want to fuck her, just to see what happens…but since she’s an honorable, married woman, you’ve lost your chance, but that’s what the sex tape is for people, to get a taste of what you can’t have, but could of had, if you lived in her home town before she got scooped up and became a clown for the tabloids…a clown who’s tits I want to play with/cum on.

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2013

05

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Tits Celebrate America of the Day

Nothing is more American than Courtney Stodden…and her quest for the American dream through fake hair, fake tan and most importantly, fake tits….coupled with a little tabloid fodder and scandal, a wallet fuck/gold dig, and most importantly, a love for fully exploiting and exposing herself for attention…you know you’d never see this in any Arab Country…and this is what your troops are really fighting for, not the rights to oil in countries they can overthrow…but Courtney Stodden and her go big or go home, American way…By this time next year, you won’t be saluting your flag, but rather this image of Courtney Stodden…God Bless America….

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