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2016

17

May

Courtney Stodden is Finally Pregnant and Coughing up a Hairball of the Day

^^^ THAT VIDEO IS EVERYTHING….

I guess fake child-bride that went viral in more ways than one, but mainly in the tabloids for being a 16 year old wife to some creepy older dude who clearly lost his mind on LOST, but who let some bleached blonde sex doll looking creature run his PR into the ground, or at least into a circus of weirdness white trash America loved and could relate to because white trash America also fucked their fathers…and that I could related to, because I’m old and fuck 20 year olds, some who look 40…and some who are 40 and pretend to be 20 because that’s what hooker fantasies are…

I like to think her best work was shitty SEX TAPE ….but she’s also been on TV, and in every magazine because that’s just the weird world we live in.

Apparently, she’s finally pregnant, or more likely, pregnant because she’s about to hit menopause and that will be one weird baby, with a weird life, that social services should probably take from the horrible parents, but I guess horrible people breed everyday….

Pretty excited for the breast feeding…

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2016

19

Apr

Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day

Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos…

Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE

A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE

The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid…..

But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores…

This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day

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I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism…

No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath.

That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs….

I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it…

Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID….

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2016

05

Apr

Courtney Stodden Catches on Fire of the Day

Courtney Stodden the star of COURTNEY UNCOVERED , a masturbation video she staged that was her most important work…a creature who came out of some stripclub with some low level celebrity as his 16 year old bride, something that would have got him arrested in California, but didn’t because she was in her 30s…but all the tabloids went along with it…and at one point in her career, I even saw her getting her breasts scanned on TV to prove she didn’t have implants…THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN….fucked up..

Well, since mastering the media, while being a real disturbing, uncomfortable to watch, medicated mess…who looks 40…she’s gone onto catch herself on fire on social media…because I guess when you’ve used all your tactics to get talked about, from sex offense victim to clown tits to sex tape…you have limited options…and this is what you come up with….

I find it amazing, but I adore Courtney Stodden, and not just because her team invited me to her Halloween party once…an event I missed…but that has a lot to do with it…most of the low levels fucking hate me, but this one almost wanted to invite me in and that alone is more magical than her catching herself on fire while medicated…

That said, she looks like a lot of fun…my kind of girl…half dead, destroyed and too fucked up to resist my cuddles…a goddess to some…terrifying to others…a good balance of both to me…

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2016

22

Mar

Courtney Stodden is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of my life was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party back when she was the 17 year old bride who was actually 40 at the time, using an angel people bought, like she was Bella Thorne….but now, Courtney Stodden is not a funny novelty, her age has caught up to her, her plastic surgery has failed her harder than her sex tape, and her shameless attempts to promote herself with any angle that sticks, in this case TRUMP, is just pathetic….but I still think she represents the American dream, which may be terrifying, because it is…so graceful and harder faced that Shauna Sand and her dick..

Here’s a video from her social…

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2016

15

Mar

Courtney Stodden Endorses Bernie Sanders in the Weirdest Way of the Day

The Highlight of Courtney Stodden WAS HER SEX TAPE that wasn’t a sex tape, but rather just a reminder of the caliber of talent she is….a hooker who TAkES BATHS AND MASTURBATES WITH HER CLOWN TITS

Not that there is really a highlight to Courtney Stodden, no one even knows who this bitch is, she was in tabloids for being some “teen” bride, despite being 40, with some Actor from LOST or some shit…but the general public, people who don’t pay attention to tabloids, never really happened…even with the SEX TAPE

Yet she still happened…only now, she’s having a harder time tricking us into thinking she’s young, seeing as she looks 100 fucking years old and broken…she’s Terrifying…but I thought that when she first happened….

She’s attaching herself to anything she can to get some buzz, like this “Bernie Sanders” clip…where her husband wears a Bernie mask and she sings “TALK BERNIE TO ME”…

Crazy, but not really as crazy as Donald Trump winning the election with his half statements because he’s working for Hilary Clinton and/or the media, and the media has created him…I mean if he says boo, all these idiots start to analyzing it, he must be laughing with the free publicity. Just hearing quotes from him is jokes…but seeing people read into it, is even more hilarious. I’m Canadian, so none of this matters, except for the desperation and trashiness in Courtney Stodden’s fake lips and tits…that shit is golden…

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2015

13

Jul

Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day

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Courtney Stodden obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather older than she pretends to be, with stupid bolt on tits, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her “career”…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her…

But then again…she doesn’t really have a career…She was the teen bride of a d-lister…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples…Which isn’t really a life goal….or a big dealsince I’ve watched her masturbate in her “sex tape”…that has no sex in it…because when your only option is a sex tape…since no one cares about you…go for it…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

All this to say, my biggest fail was not going to her Halloween party years ago…

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2015

26

May

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits Dance of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature…and I am not just saying that because she released a SEX TAPE …..I am saying it because her tits are so ridiculous…I mean her a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE is hardly anything to celebrate, it happened a year too late, and should have been happened when she was all over the tabloids for being an underage model wife, when really she was just some hooker pretending to be underage…not to mention…there’s no sex in the a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE ….

But she does have silly tits, and silly tits are fun to look at and play with, even if they are comical in size…busting at the seam….even if you get to see them when it is far too late to care…in this no attention span world we live in…

That said: BUY HER SEX TAPE HERE

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2015

14

May

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape CLIP of the Day

One of my biggest life fails was not going to a Courtney Stodden Halloween party I was invited to many years ago when she was just tabloid fodder that people were buying into…


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But I knew that based on her stripper looking pornstar vibes…coupled with pretending she was 16 to get press while dating some barely a celebrity celebrity…that her sex tape was just a matter of time…


TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

She was a whore to the media…a whore to the world….and when no one officially cared…the stars alligned and she did what she had to do…


TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…or at least since I first heard about her…because it was obvious….and I guess as her number one fan…this is exciting stuff….and I just can’t wait to see the whole thing…


TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Sure she’s no squirting anal queen like farrah…but she’s still fucking magical…and not just because of her circus like clown car tits…


TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

All this to say…good things happen to those who wait….

Thank you TO SEE MORE VIVID.com for making dreams come true…but next time lets have more gaping desperation….we like our sex tapes grimey…and sad…this is just cute and big boobed…which I guess is nice in this throat fucking era…


Click Here To see BACKDOOR FARRAH 2 and BACKDOOR FARRAH SQUIRT


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2015

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Topless at the BEach of the Day

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This may or may not be Courtney Stodden showing off her clown sized tits…at the beach…pretending it was an accident because she realizes that she’s no longer of interest in the tabloids and that her few minutes of being a stripper who pretending to be 16 and the wife of some obscure actor on a show that was once relevant…it worked for a minute, but only lasted a minute…when all she was supposed to be from day one was a porn star…

The good news is this is a step in the right direction if this is her…but then again…it could be any trashy blonde chick with a bad dye job…they all look the fucking same…

Here’s the japanese gameshow where people sing karaoke getting handjobs to deal with this hotness..

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2015

07

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Cameltoe is the One that Got Away of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is posing strategically – yet fully exposed…in a bikini – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden.

She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just some marketing lie she came up with smoking cigarettes in the back room of the stripclub she probably worked at with her mom….

She has fallen off the map, out of the tabloids because he act wasn’t sustainable enough, she is the sex tape that never happened…but should of and probably wil…

But she hasn’t fallen out of my heart…..My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…

She’s an angel…

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2014

22

Oct

Courtney Stodden Naked for for Instagram of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more…

My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.

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2014

13

Aug

Courtney Stodden Bikini Nipples of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical bottom feeding attention seeking princess. Sent from what I assume was a small town strip club where she met her famous enough person to attach herself to with the right storyline to make tabloids eat up her nonsense….

People laugh at her…because she is a comedy act and a bit of a joke, but the real joke in all of this is that so many bottom feeders who wish that had the level of media attention this one has, can’t seem to pull it off. Meaning Courtney Stodden, is more clever than most bottom feeders…and out of all the 1000s of wish they were famous bottom feeders…she is winning. MEANING…she’s one of the best bottom feeders she is…all while rocking some of the best fake tits, because fake tits are meant to look fake that’s why they are called fake tits..otherwise they would be called “Imitation Tits”

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2014

06

Jun

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Courtney Stodden is a magical bottom feeding attention seeking princess sent from what I assume is strip club heaven, only to maneuver her way into the tabloids at 16, not that anyone thinks she’s 16, and she’s owning it…I mean midddle America love a good child bride with fake tits storyline….and apparently, so do I…because I am hooked on this 1990s, girls don’t look like this anymore unless they do porn, girl who doesn’t do porn, even if everything about her is a pile of smut…

This is the kind of girl, I’d want to marry, because clearly she’s smarter than any of you. Not that she really makes money, but people know her and in this internet world those likes and follows and google results is all that fucking matters.

Here’s her latest video from her online reality show – I didn’t watch it…But I Know It’s Amazing..

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2014

14

May

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

It’s safe to say that Courtney Stodden is pretty fucking amazing. She’s obviously got all this self promotion, tabloid shit figured out, and even a picture of her and her mother, is seemingly inspiring, of some vapid, plastic surgery babes just trying to have a good time…for media attention because it’s better than working the strip club…

I like to think these girls bring hope to a generation of hooker moms just trying to hooker out their kids…without making them actual hookers….sucking the right dick, is better than sucking a dick in a back alley for 10 dollars…because really it’s like anything in life, if you can find the right audience or client, you go from GUTTER, to Hollywood hills….

So Here is her mom…ridiculous

HEre she is kissing another girl…ridiculous…

Amazing…and as I look at this, I am reminded of missing out on the party her team invited me to, a regret I have to live with for the rest of my life…

At least I know there will be a sex Tape…

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