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2015

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Topless at the BEach of the Day

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This may or may not be Courtney Stodden showing off her clown sized tits…at the beach…pretending it was an accident because she realizes that she’s no longer of interest in the tabloids and that her few minutes of being a stripper who pretending to be 16 and the wife of some obscure actor on a show that was once relevant…it worked for a minute, but only lasted a minute…when all she was supposed to be from day one was a porn star…

The good news is this is a step in the right direction if this is her…but then again…it could be any trashy blonde chick with a bad dye job…they all look the fucking same…

Here’s the japanese gameshow where people sing karaoke getting handjobs to deal with this hotness..

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2015

07

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Cameltoe is the One that Got Away of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is posing strategically – yet fully exposed…in a bikini – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden.

She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just some marketing lie she came up with smoking cigarettes in the back room of the stripclub she probably worked at with her mom….

She has fallen off the map, out of the tabloids because he act wasn’t sustainable enough, she is the sex tape that never happened…but should of and probably wil…

But she hasn’t fallen out of my heart…..My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…

She’s an angel…

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2014

22

Oct

Courtney Stodden Naked for for Instagram of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more…

My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.

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2014

13

Aug

Courtney Stodden Bikini Nipples of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical bottom feeding attention seeking princess. Sent from what I assume was a small town strip club where she met her famous enough person to attach herself to with the right storyline to make tabloids eat up her nonsense….

People laugh at her…because she is a comedy act and a bit of a joke, but the real joke in all of this is that so many bottom feeders who wish that had the level of media attention this one has, can’t seem to pull it off. Meaning Courtney Stodden, is more clever than most bottom feeders…and out of all the 1000s of wish they were famous bottom feeders…she is winning. MEANING…she’s one of the best bottom feeders she is…all while rocking some of the best fake tits, because fake tits are meant to look fake that’s why they are called fake tits..otherwise they would be called “Imitation Tits”

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2014

06

Jun

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Courtney Stodden is a magical bottom feeding attention seeking princess sent from what I assume is strip club heaven, only to maneuver her way into the tabloids at 16, not that anyone thinks she’s 16, and she’s owning it…I mean midddle America love a good child bride with fake tits storyline….and apparently, so do I…because I am hooked on this 1990s, girls don’t look like this anymore unless they do porn, girl who doesn’t do porn, even if everything about her is a pile of smut…

This is the kind of girl, I’d want to marry, because clearly she’s smarter than any of you. Not that she really makes money, but people know her and in this internet world those likes and follows and google results is all that fucking matters.

Here’s her latest video from her online reality show – I didn’t watch it…But I Know It’s Amazing..

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2014

14

May

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

It’s safe to say that Courtney Stodden is pretty fucking amazing. She’s obviously got all this self promotion, tabloid shit figured out, and even a picture of her and her mother, is seemingly inspiring, of some vapid, plastic surgery babes just trying to have a good time…for media attention because it’s better than working the strip club…

I like to think these girls bring hope to a generation of hooker moms just trying to hooker out their kids…without making them actual hookers….sucking the right dick, is better than sucking a dick in a back alley for 10 dollars…because really it’s like anything in life, if you can find the right audience or client, you go from GUTTER, to Hollywood hills….

So Here is her mom…ridiculous

HEre she is kissing another girl…ridiculous…

Amazing…and as I look at this, I am reminded of missing out on the party her team invited me to, a regret I have to live with for the rest of my life…

At least I know there will be a sex Tape…

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2014

12

May

Courtney Stodden Sucking Helium of the Day

Courtney Stodden has rebuilt her face so hard that she looks like a 45 year old housewife, despite being 20…or claiming to be 20…and I think despite all that clown surgery, she’s still amazing.

In fact, my biggest regret in recent years was nothing to her Halloween party I was invited to, because if I Did go, I think she’d be pregnant now…and helping bring a half Stodden into the world, would be a dream.

The reality of this is that she’s obviously smart, she gets what she’s doing, she knows how to play it, and it’s working. There are so many fake tit hookers who sleep with celebs who have never even got close to the level of attention she’s got…and people can point and laugh, thats what she’s want…while I will just sit here and masturbate, because strippers who make it in the world, are porn to me..

I am a fan, this video from her web series, is so weird it’s amazing…

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2014

01

May

Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits on Instagram are Funny of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her clown tits are so fucking magical – I want to sing love songs to them and make them my friends…not because I love fake tits, but because I love just how ridiculous and stable a girl has to be to end up looking like this.

Not to mention, her storyline is entertaining, and the fact the middle ate her up and loved her tells me that I am not alone in thinking she’s great, even if I am alone in everything else I do…

The only sadness that comes froM Courtney Stodden’s 40 year old pretending to be 16 year old selfies, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party I was invited to, because I am an idiot, who ultimately doesn’t give a shit about any of this, I’m too comfortable getting drunk on my couch, but when looking at pics, regret every step I take…but I guess that regret can be applied to all aspects of my sucking at life…not just my lack of seducing Courtney Stodden.

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2014

22

Apr

Courtney Stodden Isn’t Famous Enough of the Day

I realize that Courtney Stodden is a useless fame whore nobody, who is talentless as fuck and really offers the world nothing but a tabloid story…

I realize that the only reason people even notice her or her tabloid story is because the tabloids probably own a piece of her and her low level actor husband, or at least own the rights to her story, that they hope to make into a sex tape or reality show the trailer trash of America will watch….

I realize that no one, actually wonders what she is up to….

But I still think she deserves more that 6,000 instagram followers…for a girl who has put so much effort into being a set of big dumb cartoon barbie tits in LA for no reason, needs more support from the people…

Here’s some of her pics, she’s lovely as fuck, the kind of girl you want to bring home to your family, especially during religious holidays.

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER FAME WHORING CLICK HERE

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2014

12

Mar

Life’s Biggest Tragedy of the Day

I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted

To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape…

I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…

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2014

31

Jan

Courtney Stodden is a Fucking Dream of the Day

I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives…

So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck…

I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist…

But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love…

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2014

28

Jan

Courtney Stodden just Won Twitter of the Day

I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…

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2013

27

Nov

Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35.

I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

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2013

18

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Courtney Stodden is wearing a lovely, classy, delicate “I’m going to be a pornstar because I built myself this way and love the attention” dress…that showcased the shit stain of her nipple, which isn’t entirely erotic, but good enough for me because ever since I heard she was single – as a publicity stunt – for a relationship that was a publicity stunt…I’ve been trying to make her my celebrity girlfriend…I think we are connected at the soul in our equally irrelevant worlds…sure she’s more fun to look at naked…but together we could become a glorious phenomenon the world wouldn’t understand….because it’d be a whole lot of weird…but she rejected me…and at least I have these pics to get me through it…as I try to understand why she looks so old, but says she’s so young….could it all be a lie and if it is…where is the justice in this world…and what can we believe…if we can’t believe this…

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2013

06

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Official Statement of the Day

I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s….

After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career.

“We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it.

My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back…

This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…

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