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Archive for the Covered Category

2009

13

May

Beyonce in Covered Up in a Bikini of the Day

Beyonce is on some vacation with her mom because her husband is back home going on dates with Rihanna and when he’s not jerking off on her tits, he’s jerking off to the pictures of them that were leaked last week, mainly because he likes the dollar signs them shits come with, but also because anything is better than his cunt of a wife.

The good news is that she’s covered her fat ass up in a men’s shirt so that we don’t have to see it. Maybe it’s to give us the illusion that Jay-Z is her man and he owns her, like the cheerleader with the quarterback’s team jacket in those highschool movies, but the reality is that the rocks on the shoreline are the only hard thing in these pictures. She Sloppy.

Here she is at the airport in heels that can’t be any higher in a last attempt to look tall and lean….

Posted in:Beyonce|Bikini|Covered

2008

24

Nov

Jessica Alba’s Doin’ Us All a Favor of the Day

In keeping up with the theme of the day, which is slaughtering this site post by fucking post with shit no one cares about, I decided to post these pictures of Jessica Alba on set in some kind of over-sized winter coat, because everyone knows, that a picture of a covered up Jessica Alba is a totally fucking useless picture because her body is the only thing she has going for her, but then I remembered she had a kid this year, pretty much making Jessica Alba useless even when half naked, because shit’s gaping and tainted, so here are those pics….one nail at a time motherfuckers…

Posted in:Covered|Jessica Alba