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Archive for the Cupcakes Category

2009

18

Dec

Khloe Kardashian Gets Cupcakes Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I find the fact that Khloe Kardashian is sponsored by a cupcake company pretty fucking funny. It is so fucking fitting, like me being sponsored by beer company or a whore getting sponsored by a condom company or a fucking crackhead getting sponsored by the crack dealer, considering she is huge and looks like she eats a fuck of a lot of everything that comes her way like a cow grazing the field.

I am pretty sure that she probably hit the company up with this great idea because she couldn’t get enough of their product and figured that since her family is famous for doing nothing, getting it for free would be nice, but getting paid to eat it would be nicer and since they aren’t trying to hide the fact that cupcakes are for fat people, they just piled it on a fucking truck and drove it over for Khloe to stuff her face like the monster she fucking is…..

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