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2014

17

Mar

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik and Lara Stone Naked in Antidote Magazine of the Day

Antidote has taken fashion models…I mean that is if you consider Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she never wanted because her tranny fucking husband never told her he had a love child with a groupie who at 18 had to paternity test to deny, but instead confirmed…leaving her some daddy issue titty flashing Daisy Lowe…along with other actual models…and pretty much made them subjects of soft core porn that if this was the 70s would be considered obscene and would have got Larry Flint shot, but since it’s the 2010s…it’s considered art…the world is progressing…#fact.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Daisy Lowe|Lara Stone

2013

12

Dec

Rockstar Daughters for Love MAgazine of the Day

Here’s Atlanta Bean, who I was standing next to the other day in Miami but she didn’t try to make out with me like most girls I stand next to because I guess she’s one of those “too cool”, “I’m in magazine Christmas Videos in my Lingerie” kind of girls…She’s the daughter of some UK rockstar I am not going to bother googling, we follow each other on twitter, and she may be my soul mate….my soul mate who you may not find hot so here’s Daisy Lowe…who is amazing because of all the emotional trauma that happens when your dad is Gavin Rossdale and your stepmom is Gwen Stefani, but they make you get a paternity test to prove it, before he decides to pretend to love your ass. Perfect level of daddy issue for me.

Posted in:Atlanta de Cadenet|Daisy Lowe

2013

04

Sep

Daisy Lowe in a See Through Dress of the Day

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe is not her tits, tits that she shows off all the time in her “My dad is famous, hire me” modelling agency so many rockstar daughters have…even though her tits are awesome…

My favorite thing about Daisy Low is her her daddy issues…

She’s one of those Daddy is a famous rockstar who fucks trannies and my groupie mom while touring, he denies I exist until I am 15, makes me take a paternity test like an asshole, even though no one should ever trust a groupie bitch, or any woman for that matter….I mean paternity test all women….only to assume responsibility after growing up father-less…and now he’s making up for lost time getting her work, making her relevant, despite what her stepmom Gwen Stefani who probably hates her thinks….

And as broken as she is, I think she’s great…but then again, I only like broken women…and not because I strive to fix them, but because I am into breaking them more…I’m a saviour like that…

If you want to see the other babes at the GQ Men of the Year Event CLICK HERE

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2013

12

Aug

Daisy Lowe and Florence and the Machine Go Lesbian of the Day

Here’s some seriously hipster crackhead shit you may or may not want to jerk off to…but it’s Daisy Lowe, the unwanted daughter of Gavin Rossdale, the very unwanted stepdaughter of Gwen Stefani, the trust fund model who probably does a shit ton of cocaine at music festivals everywhere….kissing some Florence and the Machine Florence Welch chick…on the lips…shot by Terry Richardson…probably wearing vintage clothes….probably running off no sleep fueled by drugs and alcohol…it’s just too fucking hip to contain…I think I need to grow a moustache…wear some skinny jeans…and talk about how much I hate mainstream things…

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2013

07

Jun

Daisy Lowe Tits for Free People June Campaign of the Day

I am all for girls who are neglected by their bio dads, because their bio dads are too busy having sex with trannies to take responsibility for your slut of mom’s rockstar fucking without a condom decision making, until paternity tests are forced on him and he’s gotta claim his girl as his own, when she’s all grown up, so he gets her modelling work to shut her up and make up for his neglect.

Especially when they are high profile and their stepmother who hates them is Gwen Stefani. You know a case of a biological ruining her dream life situation…

Fucked up extended families and the troubled girls who are part of it are my jam.

It makes for real sluts….and motherfuckers, I love sluts.

Daisy Lowe is a serious babe, who we’ve seen TOPLESS , NAKED and in PLAYBOY

If I was her dad, I’d pretend I wasn’t her dad like Gavin Rossdale too, it would make having sex with her less frowned upon by society…less creepy, in a so wrong it’s amazing way.

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2013

05

Feb

Daisy Lowe for Yo Dona Spain of the Day

I am down with Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter….because she only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale tranny fucker semen inside her….

Regardless of who her father is, or whether that caused a RIFF in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage, and I hope it did….she’s fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun…more importantly I like to stare at her naked/half naked modeling pics…like her shoot with PLayboy…and like these ones for Yo Dona….some magazine out of Spain…

She’s good.

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2012

07

Feb

Daisy Lowe Nipples for Love Magazine Naked of the Day

OMG! They’ve turned DAISY LOWE into what looks like a photoshop filtered sketch, or paining or someone with a skin disorder or something I can’t quite figure out cuz I’m not into fashion and too distracted by her tits being pressed against a window like a college girl…. but I bet Gwen Stefani wishes she always was a painting, or a figment of the imagination, or a fantasy, so that she didn’t have to be reminded that her husband, who she made take paternity tests before her, was not only a tranny fucker in his youth, but also an illegit dad who luckily gave Lowe some kind of complex from growing up with a dad who denied she existed until the law told him he did that’s led to her being naked in photoshoot after photoshoot…from Playboy to high fashion and any girl with daddy issues who gets naked for anyone with a camera is a friend of mine…even though I’ve never and will ever meet this Daisy Lowe tits…but you get what I’m saying and that is that I endorse this message…

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2012

27

Jan

Daisy Lowe Not Naked Enough for a Campaign of the Day

I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing….

Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2011

12

Dec

Daisy Lowe in ‘Naked’ by Mari Sarai of the Day

Daisy Lowe has been naked before, so this is nothing new and special, especially considering she’s just being typical of someone who grows up fatherless to seek male attention by stripping and fucking strange men…and I guess that is something I gotta love and support…I mean without daddy issues, where would we be, would I still be a virgin?

The real fun in this naked for fashion, daddy issue slut, is hat I know the backstory and that back story is that she was a surprise that rained on Gwen Stefani’s perfect life parade when her husband Gavin Rossdale failed the paternity test…the stress of the drama that ensued to a cunt like Stefani must have been fucking hysterical…and knowing this tit and pussy is the root of all that…makes her legendary…..

Now here is her vagina…cuz Stefani’s not as good a step parent as me….

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2011

17

Aug

Daisy Lowe Naked in Playboy of the Day

Here is Daisy Lowe in Playboy pics…

I avoid posting Playboy pics – cuz those motherfuckers sue hard when you do…but I figured I couldn’t resist posting pics of Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she didnt know she had when she got married to the bi-sexual/homosexual/tranny fucker Gavin Rossdale…assuming that he hadn’t cum in a pussy based on his sexual history and love of her muscles…..cuz there’s just so many layers of funny….

She’s some UK hipster trash with a trust fund cuz she’s getting paid off for being that illegit child….and getting work for being a low level celebrity scandal…and I guess now she’s getting officially naked for magazines…cuz she’s on her own quest of fame…and lets face it…with a body like this…she is better off naked…

I’m probably in love but that could just be my erection talking…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2011

09

Mar

Daisy Lowe Illegitimate Child Nude for GQ of the Day

Here’s Gwen Stefani’s surprise steepdaughter….and as a drunkenstepfather, I have an affinity for people in unwanted extended families…this story is hilarious to me….even funnier than her husbands gay sex romps…cuz after watching a Gwen Stefani music video, you know you gotta be bi sexual to be into that ripped core…because here is this rockstar trash who falls in love with Australian rockstar trash only to have Daisy Lowe surface after they started a family of their own…only to say Gavin Rossdale’s her day and dude denied and denied and denied until the paternity test…at which point dude paid and paid and paid on so many fucking levels….and now the bitch is modeling….half naked…like most of these fashionista hipsters with rich parents…trying to find purpose in their coke fueled daddy issue life…and I kinda like it….but not as much as I like her bare ass

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2010

29

Oct

Daisy Lowe’s Ass for Crash of the Day

Daisy Lowe is Gavin Rossdale’s love child with Pearl Lowe. He was only proven to be her father when she was 15, it caused a lot of shit with his wife Gwen Stefani and it lead to rumors that he cut all ties with her, because you can’t let an old mistake come back to haunt you and try to ruin your happy new life with a woman who looks like a man but who everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s because we are gang of fucking homos who are fooled by marketing…

Except maybe for me, because I know that no matter how sweaty Gwen Stefani was, and no matter how hard her little boy nipples were, and no matter how ripped and chiseled her muscles were, I never found her appealing…that’s not to say I’m not a faggot, even though I’ve never had or wanted dick, but it is to say that I don’t like my women to look like they have one…but I am not Gavin Rossdale who openly is bisexual and who has admitted to being with dudes before marrying a chick who looks like a dude…

But I guess that’s got nothing to do with Daisy Lowe, even if we’re talking about her estranged stepMOTHER, and we are a site dedicated to step-Parenting and extended families, and what is actually important in all this is that Daisy Lowe is mooning us…proving yet again that a girl raised without a dad will do anything for male attention….especially one who wants to be a respected model…willing to perform for the photographer to pave her own way in life…despite the silver spoon….so there’s a lot of good things going on in her head…cuz it all leads to 21 year old bare ass her dad may not want, but I’m pretty sure I do…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2010

04

Jun

Daisy Lowe Shows Off Tit of the Day

I am friends with all these Hollywood rich kids living the hipster fashionista life on Facebook. I like to look at them living their hipster fashionista life…pretending to go to school while collecting trust funds they know will never dry up. Partying, traveling, flying private jets from LA to NYC to London to attend stupid events they have access to because someone in their family was relevant and the whole thing doesn’t offend me at all…I’d probably be doing the same thing, except for the dirty hipster part, because I’d embrace where I as from, get in the fucking shower and I’d only wear gold plated clothing…seriously…I’d be fucking Royalty, cuz gutter artists in a luxury loft was never my thing, but apparently it is many fashion designers and photographers and model scouts’ thing, cuz all these trust fund partying hipsters have modeling contracts….which is good with me as long as they get naked or topless in photoshoots thinking they are contributing to the fashion scene cuz that’s as good as they get and it’s all thanks to their Rockstar daddies….

So here is some Daisy Lowe rockstar trust fund baby tit…

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2009

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Forgets Her Pants of the Day

Her name is Daisy Lowe and she has a really fascinated story, if hearing about the hardships of useless rich kids is something you find fascinating. At 20, she is a model who dated such legendary figures like Samantha Ronson’s annoying musical brother, she spent the first 15 years of her life not knowing her dad was Gavin Rossdale from Bush and Gwen Stefani’s vagina fame and all that stress has made her forget her pants, unless this is supposed to be fashionable, which based on the racks at my local American Apparel, the Beyonce video and Lady Gaga, the general public is following their fuckin’ lead and walking around in what would looks like their one piece bathing suits and I figure even when it is on disgusting bitches, it’s still more entertaining than regular pants for a pervert like me because the more people adopt this trend, making it mainstream and luring the hot 9 to 5er girls to adopt the trend substantially improving walking down the street.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|Pantsless

2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

Posted in:Abbey Lee|Ana Beatriz Barros|Catherine M|Daisy Lowe|Eniko Mihalik|Georgina Stojiilkovic|Gracie C|Lily Cole|Marloes Horst|Miranda Kerr|Nude|Pirelli Calendar|Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|Terry Richardson|Topless|Vanity Fair