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2019

12

Dec

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra of the Day

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra

Dakota Fanning in fitness active wear doesn’t make Dakota Fanning any more interesting or exciting.

I know that fitness active wear makes the moms at the mall, the grocery store, picking up the kids at school, far more exciting than their traditional mom outfits. You know because you can basically see the cunts that ruined their lives in all their vaginal glory…but it’s still not all that exciting, it’s just a better version of themselves as they are being strapped in by all the fabrics…where this shit, a celebrity in activewear, doesn’t have any of that appeal, at least not on the internet where I expect to see tits and pussy holes…

Despite being creepy as fuck….the child star who acted 45 years old at 10 years old thanks to her parents brainwashing her…and despite being a big celebrity who has been in the game forever…this outfit sucks….maybe less acting like a 45 year old mom at the grocery store and more like an “influencer’ selling premium snap chat dildo shows…there’s gotta be a happy place somewhere down the middle….

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2019

19

Nov

Dakota Fanning’s Nerd Treatment Shirt of the Day

I’ve been running this site for far too long – but that means I’ve seen almost everything when it comes to celebrity nudity – including but not limited to the weirdo communities that jerk off of pics of celebs and upload them to places like reddit and/or PUBLICLY TRADED ON THE STOCK MARKET DESPITE BEING A PORNO SITE – TWITTER….

So groups of weirdos into this shit come together – literally – to continue the weirdest movement or niche market or community or subculture – ever.

Then there’s the more basic strategies of fans of celebrities, who I can’t hate for being fans of celebrities, despite hating celebrities, because I get it. The industry makes content that you connect to on some spiritual level, some escapism cuz your life sucks, and all that nonsense…so naturally, if you’re not a bitter, angry at your core motherfucker like me, you’d connect to the stories and the girls playing those characters…You are a fan…and I can appreciate that even if I am not a fan….and in being a fan you adjust brightness and contrast to see the nips that are potentially visible after you do some nerd algorithm shit like those scientists who learned how to remove water from photos and videos to better analyze underwater imagery…only for nipples…with no scientific purpose except maybe conducting weird experiments on your weird ass’ masturbation habits…

I admit I’ve done contrast/brightness/color correcting on nudes I’ve been sent over the years – just to see if I can see more of the pussy in the shadows…so I can relate on some level…but it doesn’t mean it’s not weird..especially when the nerd photo is of Dakota Fanning, re-uploaded to the community, to show the world what could be her nipple or your rendition of her nipple…but only because it is Dakota Fanning and I find her zero hot…and 100 percent weird…HOWEVER…this nipple edit of her is AWESOME….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

24

Oct

Dakota Fanning Bra of the Day

Dakota Fanning has always been a freakish child actor who terrified me because it was clear that she spent way too much time with her stage parents and other actors. I remember her doing media tours and seeing her answer questions like some freak savant or autism…so she will forever be that puppet used to get her parents that hollywood life….even when she’s older, possibly more normal, and flashing bras on the internet…

It is funny to see that celebs are like real whores…there is no difference…and the more they hit social media the more we see that…

I assume their handlers give them access to their social media feeds, and when you give a rich and spoiled girl access to the world, a door way to the people they fucking freeze with all the options of what they could actually post to matter or to express themselves…but all girls lack creativity even with huge resources and deep pockets…so go to the default setting and so something slutty…

So girls was sold at a young age, now selling herself by posting bra tops to instagram…a win for us, but kinda sad for her…and creepy as shit for me…

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2019

18

Apr

Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings of the Day

Daktoa Fanning TIght Leggings

Look at this excitement – Dakota Fanning – everyone’s favorite weirdo who was sold by her parents to the entertainment world – I mean besides countless other more interesting child stars- is out there in a pair of leggings or active wear for fitness and comfort that is socially acceptable as fashion and style – so that the world can see her ass….as girls seem to like to do.

The whole thing is pretty silly, considering she could just retire and move somewhere to chill. But she is trained, slave labor really, from a young age by her parents to not ruin the opportunity so she’s out here still doing it…and by it I mean acting, and PR using the paparazzi and the whole thing is pretty stupid. But not as stupid as my general existence.

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2019

11

Mar

Dakota Fanning Spring Break of the Day

Dakota Fanning Bikini Spring Break

Dakota Fanning is on Spring Break……Woooooooooooooooooooooo living out that stolen childhood thanks to your parents and their dreams….not concerning themselves with your dreams…on some TARA REID shit…where she partied well into her 50s….getting fucking Herpes like she wasn’t passed around Hollywood at 10 years old….and like she was a normal girl living her best college life dad’s pretend their daughters aren’t living…because who fucking wants to admit that they spent years working to offer their kid a college education at 50k or more a year….stupid fucking money…only for her to get down to Mexico for some dick on dick action…knocking her up…and destroying the wholesome vision of her you have to face when she comes home easter weekend or for summer…a tainted version of your little girl…

Only Dakota Fanning is already tainted so this shit is just a good fucking time…being had by all…getting down a dirty….like the slut all girls are.

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Dakota Fanning Bikini Spring Break

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2019

08

Mar

Dakota Fanning Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

Dakota Fanning Potential Pussy flash

Is this Dakota Fanning flashing her pussy or not?

Is this Dakota Fanning lactacting out of her right tit, while her left tit is hard nippled?

As international Woman’s Day dominates our thoughts today, let’s look at the young exploited by her parents, but who still hasn’t self destructed, Dakota Fanning.

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2019

06

Mar

Dakota Fanning Leggings of the Day

Dakota Fanning is creepy…

Just another one of these kids who had parents who had a dream – a dream so big that they threw their daughter into the pedophile filled corrupt hollywood…where perverts and degenerates manipulated their way to becoming rich as fuck…and untouchable…because everyone couldn’t see past their celebrity and admit that they are evil…especially not parents with a dream.

Well Dakota…a victim, who hasn’t cracked yet…surprisingly….

But who is showing some of her front crack in leggings…

Which is a good look for her…at least as far as I’m concerned…

The vagina of creepy child stars when they are adult is not creepy to masturbate to….so long as you weren’t a fan of her’s when she was that celebrated child star….

You’re the kind of guy who goes to Thailand for the beaches…aren’t you…

Fucking pervert.

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2018

20

Dec

Dakota Fanning Hard Nipples of the Day

Dakota Fanning Hard Nipples Braless Titty Pop

Did you see that Dakota Fanning had hard nipples?

Of course you did…..you’re more into this shit than me, I am too busy sitting around staring at the wall to bother googling shit…my hands are sore from years of typing that has got me no where….seriously no where…but I think it’s really because there was no passion. I mean sure writing the site has been funny at times, annoying at other times, depressing at times, a waste of time at times, my legacy of 50,000 blurbs that don’t matter even if some were brilliantly clever, cutting, creative or mean….but the celebrity tits man…I just don’t care to track em…I am far more into sex worker tit in person who let me touch them for 10 dollars a song, sometimes less if I cleverly trick her to stop counting songs….

I mean Dakota Fanning hard nipples, sure I see the appeal, the fetish it is to her fans…but I can’t really get behind it with excitement…because girl could be diddling herself and I wouldn’t care…it’d just be another girl diddling herself…these whores are interchangeable..but I guess more interesting to talk about than politics…even though Politics has made a lot of websites a lot of money….but that’s really not an interest of mine…so I guess I’ll stick to the tits….

I’m glad we worked through this together. Dakota’s looking a little beat the fuck up.

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2018

29

Nov

Dakota Fanning Cleavage Shot of the Day

Dakota Fanning Cleaveage TIts Out Sports Bra

Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts…some little child star titties in a sports bra for social media attention….like a social media / instagram whore..

Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out, which could very well mean her career as a whole was one of prostitution…that prepared her to tackle the simplicity of the simple minded audience on social media…finding porno in the simplest things life has to offer…like working out, or eating, or spreading out in your underwear in your bed for the fans…

The world is crazy.

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2018

20

Sep

Dakota Fanning Hotel Room Porn of the Day

Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts who like girls in their hotel rooms taking selfies, after knowing they just fucked in that Hotel room, because girls are sluts and when they get into a hotel they get all turned on and shit, especially when money is involved, and it needs to be documented for their Social Media so people know they get to be fancy and stay at hotels.

It’s the whole foundation of escorting…and I guess influencer-ing.

Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out.

This is a very seductive selfie if you have a bit of an imagination and know people who have worked in hotels and know the shit that goes on in those rooms…and not just the shit stains on the bed from anal sex…but other stuff too…

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