I guess Dave Navarro gave up on teenage groupies and decided to stick it to some 28 year old communist immigrant dancer. The funny thing about immigrants is how they dress when they come here. It’s like they try to fit in so they follow their idea of what is popular, like in Izabelle Miko’s case, Avril Lavigne. So bitch goes off and does the stupid “Punk” streak and jumps on the first semi-famous dick she can find, which lucky for Navarro is him, because I’ve fucked dancers before, and it’s pretty next level, and they weren’t even immigrants trying to lock me down for citizenship, but were girls I either paid or got drnk enough to no say no. Their strong legs and flexibility is hard to fucking beat…it’s so good it makes you forget the bitch is using you to get noticed because she was in Coyote Ugly in 2000, back when she thought it was her big break and since then no one knows or remembers her, so the first ready and willing motherfuckin’ sex addict with any level of celebrity comes along, she jumps at the opportunity, cuz communist girls know to jump when the opportunity presents itself…

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