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2020

23

Dec

Dead Instagram Model of the Day

When I first started the website, I found some anorexia porn site, and I’d post pics of the naked anorexic girls for jokes, basically calling them fat, despite being deathly skinny. It was a pretty good time back in a different era when you could call an anorexic girl fat and people would laugh because they clearly knew that she wasn’t fat…you know not quite comedic genius but a good time..

So when I saw this story about a dead anorexic influencer, who I guess was the thinspiration for the fatties out there who do crazy things like EAT food, when they should clearly be more disciplined….it spoke to my soul…

I didn’t know there were anorexia empowering girls out there, you know “don’t shame me for being skinny or having an eating disorder, you’re just jealous”….because the fat girls, along with eating all the food, like to eat up all the glory of the eating disorder modelling… leaving these ones to fend for themselves…

So she died because she starved herself for two days, maybe she listens to Joe Rogan, Intermittent fasting is trending….which one could say is a waste, but it got her on DrunkenStepfather.com which I am sure was on her BUCKET LIST, a bucket likely filled with puke because you can’t be an anorexic without being a little bulemic…but the funny thing in all this is that she’s not even THAT skinny…I’ve seen skinnier and would expect someone who dies of the shit to be the fucking ultimate in skinny…

So gross to you, hot to me, because fat chicks are gross….here is the DEAD INFLUENCER OF THE DAY!




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2017

23

Jun

Dead Instagram Model of the Day

Rebecca Burger is a Dead instagram hooker / model who was killed by a whipped cream canister that exploded and hit her directly in the heart like it was a sugar daddy cancelling the credit cards on her…and for some reason I find great joy in this story of what the hell is this world we live in, where a fake fitness model gets killed by a sugary fat filled treat, what kind of world is it where all these face tuned to look girls are actually just fat girls with a filter, what kind of world is it where you get taken out by junk….it’s all so confusing…yet…it happened….and dead is sad…but it’s better to burn out than to fade into obscurity even if you’re obscure to begin with and your death is your biggest viral stunt….

All this to say…weird.

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