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2013

17

May

Denise Richards Does Inflatables in a Bikini of the Day

Denise Richards is looking pretty fit in her bikini bottoms…even though she’s 90, practically dead, and very very very fucking washed up….but in my defense, maybe I’m just into these pics because she’s with an inflatable, and like that dude on My Strange Addiction, who had a sexual relationship with inflatables, I’ve kinda been intrigued to try to fuck one…that sweet smell of plastic, those unlubricated seams that rip you apart at the pool….the whole experience likely more amazing than fucking the real life blow-up doll carrrying it….

But I’ll post the pics anyways…cuz she mattered once…back when she was a madame….in Hollywood….


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2012

27

Sep

Denise Richards in Some Bikini Photoshoot at Home of the Day


Before today, the highlight of Denise Richard’s career is that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss when she wasn’t getting cast in movies….because people forget she’s only been in 5 movies in her life and after blowing that on blow….it goes pretty fucking fast….and people also think I am lying…but I tweeted it to her once and she went nuts, was reactive, and we all know that’s a sign of guilt…..

Sure, her threesome with Kevin Bacon was alright, her Playboy showing off her fake tits was alright, her marrying Charlie Sheen and having a breakdown was alright……..

But the real Highlight of her career…is that she’s hiring photographers to shoot her old body in a bikini for old times….for whaever reason…and it is awesome, she is fit but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she looks like a muppet.

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2012

20

Sep

Denise Richards Old Lady Bikini Shoot of the DAy

I don’t really know who gave Denise Richards the idea that modeling bikinis like it was 1999 was a good idea….maybe it was her personal trainer…or one of her friends in rehab or maybe it was Heidi Fleiss, the Pimp she used to work for back when Charlie Sheen hired her to be his wife….cuz she was coked up and had no money from her one acting job and fucking rich people made sense…but who ever it is should have suggested that she does it with a mask on, or maybe after a face lift, cuz shit is hanging in ways it shouldn’t be hanging…..but thanks to plastic surgery her tits aren’t…..cuz if she’s in a bikkini, I might as well look.


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2012

22

Aug

Photographer Albert Michael Shoots Denise Richards and Jenny McCarthy in their Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what this sorcery is all about…but I think it is safe to say that this photographer Albert Michael has some kind of fetish for washed up sex symbols from the 90s…who have done their best to retain their sex symbol bodies through various facial treatments that make them look like little monsters….because why else would he drop 2 shoots today, one of Jenny McCarthy and one of Denise Richards…both of which you’ll find below….

This is some botoxed so hard bitch looks like a deer in the headlights shit….but at least she’s got fake tits…to compensate for a whore pussy that makes autistic babies…..

The real sick thing in all this is that I am totally digging this….time warp shit…

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2012

31

May

Denise Richards Memorial Day Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Denise Richards has recently decided to stage these bikini photoshoots where she looks like a BOTOXED DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS about to get hit….or maybe a crackwhore jacked up on stimulants…which isn’t so far from the truth…you know since she had a known addiction…and was rumored to have been an actual hooker…

I just know that I am glad they are happening…cuz they are funny….sure her body is better than most woman her age…and it is Denise Richards…albeit a modified version of her…but she’s still her age…and that age is too old for bikinis…even if it’s tolerable…

The level of desperate is what makes this hot.


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2012

02

May

Denise Richards in a Bikini Poolside of the DAy

I have no idea when these Denise Richards pictures were taken, but they are new to me, but more importantly hysterical…Don’ get me wrong…

I am all for plastic surgery faces showing off their mom bodies that they work so hard on in a bikini – like they still mattered……even though I prefer young pussy…..

But I am even more into the fact that Denise Richards was a hooker in the 90s and that is how she ended up with Charlie Sheen. I have so many sources on this and I tweeted it to her and she responded denying it a while ago…proving guilt…cuz I believe once a hooker…always a hooker…that shit is like a burn or a stain on your white pants that follows your tormented coked up ass to the grave….or to a bikini shoot you are far too old to be part of….even if your face lightens the mood cuz it is so cartoony….


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2011

04

Apr

Denise Richards Whore Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day


Here’s Denise Richards showing off her coked up escort body, 10 years later….

All moms have this body, don’t they? At least all the moms I know do, but that’s just because all the moms I know are strippers. I generally only interact with that kind of quality woman….and ignore the kind of bitch you’d find in a Wal Mart parking lot, taking the kids out of the van, struggling by actually trying to raise the brats….they just don’t exist to me.

I know that fake titty hookers who only are where they are because of their bodies in the first place are forced to maintain the best they can…which isn’t hard when all it takes is a powder diet, trainers and everything else you can afford cuz your monthly child support and divorce payout is outrageous and more money than most people get in a year…not that it matters…

Her greased mom body doesn’t fool me, cuz shit doesn’t mean her pussy is clean, small, tight or pleasant, but it is worth staring at, even if it’s been modified by modern science, cuz what difference does it really make to any of us….FOLLOW ME

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2011

07

Mar

Denise Richards is a Hooker of the Day

I’ve been doing some Denise Richards research….

Basically a good friend of mine told me that she met Charlie Sheen when she was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss.

Which makes sense cuz Charlie Sheen only fucks hookers and Denise Richards was only in one movie…

So I called her out on it on Twitter and for some reason, she answered…

Now you gotta understand something about me and twitter and that is that no one ever answers me on the shit, ever. So for her to step up and make a thing about it, being so quick to deny and so quick to block me makes me think I’m guilty…

Not to mention my good friend’s source was Keifer Sutherland, and I figure that motherfucker’s in the know…

So know I am on a mission to find the truth, cuz she denies it, I know it is truth, and to me, this story needs to stop being a speculation, and video and documentation from her johns needs to come out…

And really, that’s all I wanted from the Sheen’s staged insanity, for him to finally put this rumor to rest, and tell the world she was nothing but a whore who got knocked the fuck up, cuz really this bitch is someone I’d like to see crash and burn….but unfortunately no one cares…

So here she is walking the streets, with her plastic surgery face, that’s good for getting face fucked cuz it’s numb…

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2010

09

Dec

Denise Richards’ Old Whore Body of the Day

I love Denise Richards. Not because she looks like Michael Jackson and I’m this huge Michael Jackson fan. Not because she was in one movie where she had a threesome when mainstream movies weren’t having threesomes….and it’s not because she was married to Charlie Sheen, but cuz the reason Charlie Sheen married her…..which according to my very very very reliable source, Denise Richards was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss. I’m talking high class and expensive, who worked for Charlie Sheen….She sold her pussy before and after she worked in movies….and as wholesome a mom she wants to play up in the media….there is no way Charlie Sheen wasn’t getting just as fucked up when married to her as he does now….and this bitch was by his side the whole time….she is some gutter shit….who happens to have a lot of money…and can white wash herself in luxury but we all know she is nothing but a gutter whore….designer clothes, kids, expensive cars or not…and I find that amazing…but I love old weathered prostitute mothers with lots of money….it’s kinda my fetish…Someone should start a site about that…based on this post, I guess I kinda already have…

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2010

01

Dec

Denise Richards Looks Like Michael Jackson of the Day

I guess the years of seriously hard drug use, prostitution, getting cummed on by rich men while she was one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls back when she couldn’t get work, but when she did get Charlie Sheen, turns a motherfucker into Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s going on with her face, but I know it’s not fucking human. I guess it’s the insecure little girl in her getting plastic surgeried up to hold onto the looks that once got her a movie role and paid to suck cock. Disgusting.

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2010

09

Nov

Denise Richards Plays With Puppies and Not With Her Tits of the Day

Unlike her baby daddy Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards tries to play this wholesome mother-figure type. She acts like she wasn’t in the trenches on the front line when they were married and he was doing coke, hookers, and hard drinking. I’m married and I can’t take a shit without my wife asking me if I ate pussy the night before cuz she smells it in my stool….

Marriage is one of those partner in crime bullshits where straying is fucking impossible, so when you’re rich and famous, you marry bitches you think would be down, and you choose them based on the size of their trashy implants and how slutty their movie roles are….

Proving that Denise Richards is hardly wholesome…and this is pretty obvious that her publicist set this up. You know in a “Go out there and pet puppies for the Paparazzi. Charlie’s just destroyed a hotel room with a pornstar, let’s make you look like the good one in the relationship, we’re 6 months away from people even questioning that you were doing coke and pornstars by his side the entire marriage while the nannies raised your kids” kinda way….

I call bullshit on this….cuz I know as soon as the camera’s were pawned off she ran home to get drunk, high and fuck escorts…it’s one of those things you just can’t give up, it’s addictive. Trust me.

This has to be a fucking joke…

On a side note, I hate the name Denise, what kind of fucking name is Denise…Da Knees, Duh Neees….fucking stupid sounding bullshit…here are the pics

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2010

22

Oct

Denise Richards Hot Mom Ass of the Day

I made a statement about not wanting to read Denise Richards book because she looks like she’s a half retarded cunt with nothing interesting to say – without remembering that half retarded chicks with fake tits had to do some serious slutty things to get where she got….Then I was told by a reader that she said on Stern that she swallows cum, takes it up the ass and likes it and fucks women, reminding me that she lured in a man addicted to high class escorts and cocaine…meaning if she gets the dick out of her whore ass long enough to tell her ghost writer some of these stories…the book may be good enough to jerk off to…however….jerking off to books is fucking weird and I haven’t done that since reading The Babysitters club last week. Not to mention, I’m more into jerking off on random public things people have to touch, like public bathroom door handles and homeless people…

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2010

19

Oct

Denise Richards is Writing a Memoir of the Day

Apparently Denise Richards is writing a memoir….I don’t know if this is a joke, since I assumed that Denise Richards was one of those retarded bitches who doesn’t know how to write since she didn’t graduate high school cuz she was too busy showing off her fake tits at the local stripclub, making enough money to get her to LA where she slept her way into one or two movie roles and a few magazine spreads cuz people liked fake tits in the 90s, especially when they were in Playboy and is only relevant cuz of six degress of Kevin Bacon games thanks to their threeway sex scene….but more importantly cuz she’s Denise Richards and has no one gives a fuck about Denise Richards even when she’s getting beat up by her famous baby daddy Charlie Sheen…It’s like what’s she gonna write about, being an unoffical Hollywood high class escort with a solid front as an “Actress”….

I’m sure her coked up and cock up her pussy life is about as fun to read about as it is to watch her in these pictures…which is not very fun except for the certified crazy people with OCD who can’t get past their love for or cuz people who were in horrible car accidents in ’95 that got their brain damaged enough to keep ‘em hung-up on that era…

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2010

16

Aug

Denise Richards in Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago…

These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong.

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2010

07

May

Denise Richards Getting Felt Up in a Bra of the Day

She was on a show or movie called Mother’s Little Helper and I am posting it for Mother’s Day, cuz I’m thematic like that….

She is getting fucked in this clip cuz flashing her fake tits and being in sex scenes is all she really knows, it’s the only acting experience she’s had and whenever she lands on set with a gig, she gets half naked and knows the drill, which got awkward the time she tried to guest star on Sesame Street….

Sure, she’s seriously too old for this shit, she’s a mom and this isn’t teaching her grown kid a good lesson, but they probably know they are dealing with a useless slut as everyone else does too….

Either way, watch the clip…there is unfortunately no nipple, but then again who knows if this bitch even has nipples anymore….

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