The ornament of the season is Denise Richard’s explanted tit, you can’t see it, but I assume it’s what she uses to prop the tree up. The Tree stand of the rich and famous.

I know what you’re thinking, she should have used the explant to top the tree, to put the angel vs star debate to rest, the clear winner is definitely the implant that once made Denise Richards’ tit less depressing…but I guess only one tree can benefit from that product, unless she went to a factory in china and made cheap fakes, which she could. Maybe I should, that’s the merchandise this site needs to sell to stay in business….celebrity explant ornaments for the holidays….the budding entrepreneur up in here.

The truth is that her mutant tit still has an implant in it, just under all the scar tissue from the multiple hack-jobs she’s had….

It’s hard to hate the old mom, now near empty nester for channeling her passion for being a whore and combining it with her passion of being in front of the camera for attention, and monetizing that shit hard enough to bother trying to do Christmas themed content.

She’s masterful…or brave…or early onslaught dementia like Bruce Willis, too mental to realize how weird she’s being…

I guess this is better than finding a dead squirrel in the tree, but I can’t guarantee it smells better…

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I don’t believe that Denise Richards is making money off her exclusive content, I think she just likes doing the nudes because it is exhilarating, exciting and some sort of dopamine release that excites her deep into her near dead, dried and leathery groin….

Then I remember that she is a celebrity and celebrities have really loyal fans, especially longtime celebs like Denise Richards who are dinosaurs with the nerds who are so obsessed with dinosaurs that they wear them on their shirts, have their dino-lamps, and go to any dino-related themepark, museum or movie….and like with all nerds, their loyalty can afford 10 dollars a month to encourage their passion to keep on showing the deflated tit, even calling the deflated tit hot, while really the deflated tit is humiliating itself…

It’s gotta be some kind of ritual for one of her handlers.

In more important news her daughter got fake tits because she either wants to avoid the inevitable wonky tit…or maybe she wants to get the tit pulled out so she can follow her mom’s deflated tit legacy…. CHECK IT OUT HERE BECAUSE I SAID SO

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Here’s some Denise Richards fucking the couch, topless and in an aggressive asshole behind thong post, her meaty mom pussy that’s been slaughtered over the last few decades filling up the crotch part like a small pair of testicles, her deflated tit skin pulled down to look like it’s a full tit, and the whole thing is weird.

I’m not mad it happened, I am a trainwreck watcher, I just find it weird.

The whoring herself for a cash grab when she wasn’t even that publicly facing whorish at her peak, but I am sure she was pretty whoring behind the scenes at her peak…..makes me think she’s always been a whore, always wanted to do porn, loves the attention since it can’t be for the money, but all money excites these women, which is what makes them whores.

She runs filters on her content that make her look like she’s got some kind of skin condition, which she probably does, at her age, everything falls apart…

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I don’t do Zoom because I don’t do business, but I probably should do business, and would consider it if it didn’t meaning needing to Zoom, since no one will take me seriously in my luchador mask especially while I masturbate.

I do know about Zoom because I don’t live under a fucking rock, even though it may seem like I do…but I prefer ditches to rocks.

I am terrified of Denise Richards and her nudes, I think that whole hustle is so unnecessary and her old dried up prune tits humiliating, but she’s clearly making money prostituting herself on the internet, it likely doesn’t get in the way of her reality show work and she can position it as sex positive, sex work is real work, since her sex work to Sheen gave her multiple kids he still pays for.

I don’t know if she’s really in some Mediterranean south of France Chateau, it looks photoshopped to me, but it’s unfortunate they didn’t photoshop more air in the tits.

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I remember when Denise Richards was in her glory days and marketed as the hot chick and I am sure that I drank that Kool Aid. It was a different era, one before social media, where we just took the media’s word on who the hot chicks out there were, before realizing that the local bar tenders and waitresses were actually just as hot as some of the people being marketed to us, and then breaking out of the matrix of marketing lies to realize that some of the celebrities they presented to us as hot, were actually not hot at all. We had been duped.

I never doubted that Denise Richards was a whore, it was an era where you had to be a whore to get the jobs as the hot chicks because there were so many hot chicks fighting to be the hot chick.

It was just a behind closed doors thing, where maybe they’d do Playboy for a huge pay day that everyone would go nuts over, but times have a changed and now that Denise Richards is 100 years old, she’s decided to share her true colors with the world, or at least her wonky tit, which is pretty brave, or part of a humiliation ritual, but the fans are probably so into it they dream about latching on the nip and blowing it up like a pool toy, you know to help your queen out.

I don’t know what the fuck filtered this pic, it looks like it was run through the washing machine a few times, but it happened and it’s here.

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I don’t know if Denise Richards has a blown out asshole that she can’t actual control because it’s a blown out asshole, but I’ll assume that her asshole has seen some mileage on some bumpy roads and that it’s a little loose in the suspension….not that I know anything about cars, but I figure that’s the best way to describer her asshole, car suspension that’s done one too many off road adventures….nothing but give.

Anyway, that makes the couch very brave, about as brave as you would be, because I know if you were in the room, you’d be laying out mouth open under her asshole, hoping for some kind of discharge drip to lubricate your dried out throat.

Now, I am repulsed by Denise Richards and her whoring, but I have moral standards and integrity and expect more out of these people with deep pockets, plus her deflated tit is terrifying.

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Denise Richards is doing some pin-up modeling because she’s old enough to be a pin up model, or probably remembers the 40s when pin-up models were on all the lockers of the men fighting for your freedom. She’s a SENIOR CITIZEN people.

I find the internet as a whole a demonic entity that has stolen all of our souls and pulled us all out of living our actual lives….celebrating demons who get rich off the shit…while polluting the rest of us with SPAM and other nonsense that just distracts from our best actual lives…..

So seeing Denise Richards jumping on the selling nudes thing isn’t all that shocking, especially since she was rumored to be a high paid escort during her career as an actor, before landing on Charlie Sheen’s dick…but it’s little demoralizing.

When rich and old attention seekers turn to selling nudes like college girls trying to have that party life, it becomes a little fucking depressing.

Sure, Denise Richards being an internet whore is something we could have all wanted to see happen, but seeing it happening makes it an unfortunate wank.

The good news is she’s hiding her wonky ass deflated old lady mom tit with the explant….its the WIN going on here.

I do not support rich people taking money from hotter chicks doing the same thing, assuming Denise Richards has fans willing to pay her for this shit, which she likely does, but that’s also disturbing since she’s old as shit and looks it.

The internet…a demonic entity.

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Denise Richards is doing her best “Thanksgiving Turkey” Impression, baster and all….

So here’s some Denise Richards with the bad tits, not showing the bad tits, even though I am kind of impressed by her for not showing off the bad tits, since they are such bad tits…it’s like a burn victim owning their scars…respectable, braver than I’d be, because if those were my tits, I’d be hiding in a basement jerking off to them, but angrily…

She’s assuming the on all fours position you’d probably want to fuck a 60 year old in, you know hiding the old face, the broken tits, the soft skin and her not fat body in a decent way but she’s censored her twat in a pretty weird way….that looks like some kind of infection or growth instead of a censorship scramble we used to jerk off to when cable scrambled porn…you know in the 90s when Denise Richards was 40 and at her prime of her whoring career….this tribute to the glory days, with the comeback tour, or the last tour in whoring before retiring is confusing…..

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You have to wonder what kind of parasite Denise Richards got from all the ass-eating in her career, whether it was for early jobs, or whether it was for Heidi Fleiss who someone told me she was employed by back in the glory days of Hollywood Madams sending out pussy to rich men, or whether it was for fun being a high income earner in a life of luxury in the city of sin, or whether it was from eating Charlie’s AIDS ass or any of the girls which led to Charlie’s AIDS, but there’s definitely something eating away at her brain, or telling her this whore life is the best life, despite being old as shit and already rich…

The whole throwing in the towel to sell exclusive content, while still doing the acting thing, still collecting the alimony thing, still doing the reality TV thing, makes me think something is deeply corrupted in her wiring…and it’s hilarious, albeit weird to watch….

The good news is she kept her terrifying titty in hiding where it fucking belongs…

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Halloween may be over, but Denise Richards as an exclusive content creator is pretty terrifying…..especially when she busts out that spooky looking, undead, zombie themed tit….

The sick thing about it, is that to some of her fans, still jerking off to their Wild Things VHS, seeing her in action is what they’ve been waiting for through her breeding with Charlie Sheen, exposed to some real whores, not the celebrity kind, leading her into reality TV, and other paid gigs, only to land here.

It’s weird…but not nearly as weird as her tit, that’s for some reason not too weird that it makes her insecure, so instead she jumps into the weirdness of cash grabs!

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