It is Mother’s Day so this goes out to all the mom’s out there, including but not limited to Denise Richards…a MOM of three who is seemingly too rich to be doing this kind of exclusive content hustle, yet she’s doing the exclusive content hustle.

Like I always say about OnlyFans, I always thought the world worked in a specific way, that things went in one direction, yet it turns out that I was wrong, so there are old, rich, nasty, fat, ugly, has-beens, attention seekers, pretty much ANY and all women are able to recruit subscribers for a cheap monthly fee…people pay even for those I’d think wouldn’t get anyone to pay.

Now someone like Denise Richards, even in menopause, living a horny life she probably already lived, could obviously score enough dudes to justify humiliating herself, and really she’s not as gross as she could be at her age, it’s just more weird and creepy than anything.

I wonder if it has to do with her husband or ex-husband porn addiction, the normalizing of porn, that whole thing, where she’s always wanted to basically be a “sex worker” because she probably was one, but didn’t get the recognition for it….

Or maybe this is how you spice up your life as an exhibitionist at any age, but knowing it’s not getting any better, this is the BEST she will be for the rest of her life, as she slowly decays, if not now then when this shit….

I am all for Denise Richards doing softcore porn, I’m a massive fan, I am just shocked we are HERE today even having this conversation alone, to a screen, via a blog post, THE way conversations are meant to be.

Now show us more SKIN WALLET! It’s Mother’s Day!

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The Denise Richards humiliation train keeps on going, but more importantly, it keeps on giving, because I may find it insane that the losers of the world would subscribe to see this shit, but then again you have to factor in just how big of a loser a dude can be, where his glory days or brain injury happened in 1999 and like Y2K, his brain shut down and he’s forever been stuck there…..

There are dudes who do some weird shit, you may be one of them, you may have been in situations where you’ve even said to yourself “that was weird, I went too far with that fetish” and I don’t expect too much out of dudes….there is enough stunted, awkward, half retarded perverts to go around.

It’s Denise Richards who is weird. She is targeting the losers for money, she’s scheming and manipulating and I hold her accountable. She’s all ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, while being TOO old to wear a thong….publicly doing SEX work, while simultaneously being a serious enough ex celebrity….

It’s got to be a troll, like she lost a bet, she’s likely TOO rich to be doing this, unless she invested in MADOFF or on BITCOIN at it’s HIGH…it just doesn’t add up beyond her fulfilling her own weird exhibitionist fetish and ultimately, it’s pretty fucking hilarious to watch unfold….

Old, rotten, expired, yogurt-y discharge and all….this is the kind of COMEDY I appreciate, because it is definitely HILARIOUS!

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Denise Richards is still being shameless, desperate, hilarious and most importantly terrifying in what I think has to be part of a humiliation ritual at her elite Sex cult, part of some achieving higher level of consciousness in her secret society of perverts, because I can’t really understand why else she would be doing what she’s doing, other than to give us weird content to jerk off to, like it’s some sort of test in our ability to jerk off to things we really don’t want to jerk off to, but because we are sympathetic to how sad she is, kind souls, while being nostalgic, they are preying on us, when clearly she should spend more time praying.

Point of the story, wtf,

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Denise Richards, old lady Denise Richards, who looks like she may have had her tail amputated, unless that’s just some old lady ailment, like Rheumatoid Arthritis, I wouldn’t know, because I don’t look at old ladies naked EVER.

What I do know is that you can see her CHARLIE SHEENER, which is what I call her PUSSY that he ejaculated in at least twice…which I guess deserves some support, because an OnlyFans without pussy is offensive.

I did hear rumors she was a hooker in her early life, just one who avoided hooking publicly, because she could disguise it as being in a relationship and no one was the wiser thanks to her getting mainstream work…occassionally…

So maybe this isn’t all that off course.

Plus Sheen, the AIDS BRO is also known for loving porn chicks, so you know that Denise likes to fuck.

I just find it a little weird, like a humiliation ritual, or like she’s being controlled into doing this by someone who has dirt on her, since she wasn’t ever naked like this in the prime of her career, she would seemingly have enough money to not do this, but you can never have enough money when you’re at this level…get what you can……it’s hardly the worse she’s done…but to think people pay for this is so odd….almost as odd as her doing this…like move on with your life, it’s not 1999, Y2k Happened bro.

I’ll still look at her pussy though…

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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh…

So Denise Richards went somewhere in a dress with no panties on and figured it was a great opportunity to promote her onlyfans to the last of the stragglers who are still excited by her….and not disgusted by her.

I like pussy, old pussy, gross pussy, wet pussy, retarded pussy, amputee pussy, meaty pussy, mom pussy, pussy that smells like shit, homeless pussy, granny in the old folks home while changing her diaper pussy, crackwhore pussy, stripper pussy, calloused pussy, AIDS pussy, pussy after being fucked by a dildo made out of frozen feces pussy….but I’m not liking this pussy.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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This just in Denise Richards, who early in her career, when you would have wanted to see her naked, was keeping that shit behind closed doors for the highest paying customers, not broadcasting it on the internet…is still out here embarrassing herself with her weird old lady sexy content you’d expect to find in the creepy mall photographer’s studio after hours, when he works on his creative projects with dumpy wives and crackheads looking for the 20 dollar stipend he provides….

I find it so weird that Denise Richards would hop onto OnlyFans when still collecting Child Support from Charlie Sheen….when she wasn’t even doing this kind of shit when she was relevant.

It’s a too little too late, too weird, but I guess never too late since I’d hate for her whore life to end in any other way…

This is basically the internet equivalent to working the pole, you know like when the hot club bartender of 20 years ago you used to over tip happens to be working the strip club all these years later so you buy a lap dance from her out of sympathy since she’s no longer what she used to be…and that’s AMAZING….

Sure, the pics aren’t amazing, but the bigger story, the bigger picture is fucking amazing!

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The weirdest thing about Old as Shit Denise Richards wanting your money for nudes, while looking like some botched clown that would haunt most people’s nightmares if they are one of those “I’m scared of clowns because I was molested by one at my childhood birthday party” types, since that face looks like it’s been drawn on by a caricature artist down at the boardwalk, despite being marketed as human and not cartoon…..

But yeah, the weirdest thing about an old bitch, who must have a worm in her brain, or some other parasite telling her what to do….or I guess it could be a money addiction now that Sheen child-support ran dry…..

IS…..

That she wasn’t even a nude model when she was young and hot….it’s like she was likely a Fliess girl whoring, that’s what I was told, but it was under wraps…and SHEEN has been pretty consistent in hist AIDS generating sex with porn trash…..making me assume she fucks like porn trash….yet she still played the “actress”….eye candy sure, but an actress…

So doing the whole porn thing late in life is either desperation, or HER passion, an if not now, than when situation…..something she always wanted to do but was too scared it would damage her career so she waited until she had no career…I don’t know…

But when Carmen Electra and other Playboy chicks do it, it makes a lot more sense to me, this one is just some rock bottom clown shit, but you probably like it…because in your mind, the 90s were the glory days, so now jerking off to the babes from the 90s, who are now in their 90s is your only joy….

Basically what I am saying is that I blame you for this.

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At a certain age, the coy, attempt to be seductive and romantic in a photoshoot….the tease and the dramatics from a photoshoot just don’t hold any weight.

It’s like “why’s that old lady giving me sex eyes from across the bar, am I really going to have to fuck her”….only with more planning, curation, setting up a photoshoot, hiring the photographer, the make-up artist….making it even more creepy that the old lady behind the bar being the sexy minx she wished she was when she was younger and hotter…

It’s like, dude, showing your granny leg is only making me ask one simple questions….DO HER ANKLES HAVE AIDS TOO or is that just he EX husband?

Not that AIDS even exists, with the right medication cocktail it’s basically undetectable, a dream for all the people with AIDS who want to RAW dog in this HOOK UP CULTURE we live in….

What I am getting at is….if you’re old as shit, your nudes better be the tricks you’ve learned along the way, like how to put an orange pylon in her ass and pussy at the same time….or like how to take the biggest dildo available on the market…you know big pussy tricks that only old, well fucked, mom, with weak elasticity in the skin due to the aging process can pull off…

Either way, here’s some GLAM to start your week….pretty weak…

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I generally have no real emotion, especially when on the internet, it’s a fucking screen, a computer game….I can mock whores, I can mock dead whores, I can pretty much laugh at everything since it’s not real life bro…

At my peak of being mean to celebs, people would ask what my problem was, what the reason was, and I’d say “to laugh”…because laughing heals to souls and I figure if you want to be a celebrity, the least you can do is let us laugh at you to heal our sad souls, since we aren’t rich and living in luxury…it’s only fair….

KICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE UP…we’re the underdogs…

Anyway, when I see Denise Richards in lingerie, holding onto a dream, operating in desperation, when she probably doesn’t need to, and it is sad….makes me embarrassed for her!

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Denise Richards and her only fans is one of the more disturbing things to happen on the internet, at least for me, because I’ve been desensitized to all the real weird shit that happens on the internet for decades at this point, but every once in a while something comes along to shake me up and confuse me and in this era of whore, that is Denise Richards, or at least her zombie tit on the weirdest cash grab for nudes around….that I have a hard time believing makes her actual money and if anything is just a weird and humiliating exhibitionist fetish, like this shit is part of some weird sex game that gets her off….all while empowering the weird tit movement…..

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