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2009

25

Sep

Kimberly Stewart is Real Ugly of the Day

Hey Rich Girls….Kimmy Stewart proves that if your dad doesn’t give you much love or attention because he is too busy being a short rockstar marrying tall models pretending he’s not a fuckin’ fag, despite what his music would imply, then divoricing those tall models because they don’t have dicks and they give up on trying to convince him to fuck them for more than just the sake of knocking them up, cuz babies secure the lie since everyone knows that gay guys don’t have babies, forcing him to move on to the next tall model, leaving you without a father, but with a trust fund to do whatever the fuck you want with it, because he has so much money, he doesn’t care you burn thru, cuz he doesn’t really care about you as he never really got to know you since he has only really met you a handful of times, which may be a good thing for you, because after seeing the Mackenzie Philips incest lie, having a rockstar dad who likes you a little too much does just as much damage -leaving you self-medicating disaste with a serious drug addiction…. don’t fall into the trap, cuz by the time you turn 30, you’ll look like fucking shit.

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Posted in:Devil|Kimberly Stewart

2009

14

Sep

Amber Rose Is the Devil of the Day

I saw the VMAs last night and I saw Kanye jump the gun on the Beyonce video and interrupt Taylor Swift saying that Beyonce was robbed, even though Beyonce won at the end of the night, in some sort of publicity stunt that stemmed from his annoying ego, the fact that his mom died and his bitterness from being a closet case, and here he is earlier this weekend with his try hard stand in girlfriend, pulling some hipster bullshit fashionista shit, with her colored contact weirdness and space outfit she bought with Kanye’s money in exchange for the fronting and she looks like fuckin’ shit, but at least she’s got short hair and a pussy that looks like a ballsack that hangs and flaps like a half empty garbage bag on a windy day, you know from all the dick it’s seen in its quest to get to this level, which is the top of where she’ll ever be, I mean unless she takes her fat dumpy ass to someone more famous, which is probably her plan….

That said, Kanye is a fuckin’ idiot who needs to get shot like real rappers do, I twittered it, it wasn’t punk rock, it was just annoying and I’m all for making little girls cry, if anything, I jerk off to that shit, and I’m not a Taylor Swift fan and have no problem seeing her knocked from the top, cuz a girl with a broken down ego is better than one with an inflated ego, at least when it comes to me cumming on their faces, but he was pathetic, why he even cared who won a bullshit award makes no sense to me, it’s all fabricated bullshit, just cash your check you idiot, and that’s why I need to end this post now, I’m getting too worked up about something so useless, staged and irrelevant to my everyday life.

Fuck you pop culture. Die.

On a side note, everyone is talking about this letter Kelly Clarkson wrote while emotionally eating a hamburger she found since her pizza’s been gone….and you know when Kelly Clarkson tells you off, it’s serious business..

Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways.

It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you.

The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is.

Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC :)

Take that Kanye. She likes her ex over you cuz you’re black and Texans don’t really do the whole black thing….unless it is to piss off their oil tycoon fathers or chained to the back of their pick-up truck….

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Here’s the Kanye picking on a teenage girl video

Here’s Beyonce and her PR team saving the Day

Posted in:Amber Rose|Devil

2008

22

Jul

Britney Spears is the Devil Mother of the Day

I got Britney’s back on this shit, because I know everyone is going to tear her apart because she’s smoking in front of her kid and it’s all part of continuing to publicly rape her because she’s been getting raped the last couple years, and people are used to it. It’s one of those, once a rapist always a rapist situation because it’s hard to go back to your normal sex because rape starts to feel good and becomes that norm making moving not really an option.

The reality is that this is Britney Spears and she’s out on her porch, in her backyard having a smoke and her kid comes out and plays with her pack of cigarettes and she pulls the shit away from the kid. If you ask me, that’s good parenting and people need to lighten the fuck up. If she was giving the kid tequila shots and shoving the cigarette down the its throat like my foster parents did to me when I had an ear infection and they couldn’t afford tylenol or antibiotics and figured that smoking and booze would calm my nerves and shut me up when I was 8, or they’d drive around with all the windows of the car rolled up for me to inhale the shit, which didn’t phase me as much as when they’d crawl into bed with me and make me a sick prop in their sex lives, or when they’d beat the fuck out of me because they were having a bad fucking day.

Sure it’s a different time and we know second hand smoke kills and probably doesn’t give her kids a great example to follow, you know like them time she kidnapped them and locked them in a room with her when she was in hysterics crazily shaving her head, crying and laughing and screaming all at the same time in a manic episode. Smoking is the least of the kid’s worries, we should just celebrate the fact that she hasn’t gone through with a murder suicide like this bipolar ex hooker I once knew yet. We should also celebrate the fact that she’s in a fucking bikini because that’s all that really matters to me, I guess i am just insensitive to kids because I hate the little leeches.

What it comes down to is that people need to lighten the fuck up.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Devil|Mother