I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand, doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse…
Rumer Willis is the thing that made Demi Moore look into herself and realize she needs seriously extensive plastic surgery, because if her womb can produce this thing that represents every possible thing that could be wrong on a person, other than being fat. It’s like every single one of her features was exposed to radiation, or was deprived of nutrients and oxygen in the womb, because mommy was doing heavy drugs, or cuz daddy’s sperm was half retarded from doing heavy drugs, and the whole thing brings one question to mind and that question is whether she is really human or not, or if I’m just lookin’ at a caricature you get done on the boardwalk that’s come to life in some kind of Voodoo shit that Demi and Bruce are stuck claiming as their own, cuz they sold their souls to the devil for fame and fortune in exchange for this….I just don’t really understand how this is a human, or how this gets laid, or how Demi didn’t drive it out to a field somewhere on the way home from the hospital to burry like it never happened, but I know Demi knows that it is no Rumor that Rumer’s a monster….but as a vain bitch, I guess she probably knows how to pretend she’s not seeing what everyone else is seeing cuz it came out of her….
Lady Gaga did Good Morning America and decided it would be appropriate to show up in a see thru dress with tape on her tits….the reality is that Lady Gaga in a see thru dress with tape on her tits is never appropriate because she is a fucking monster. I still don’t get why people still listen to this bitch, and I was thinking about banning her monster face off my site, but realized that will have no impact on the idiots who are feeding her ego by supporting her every ugly move, and when I see a bitch covering her tit, not wearing a jacket because she doesn’t want to mess up her useless costume, no matter how cold and snowy it is cuz she’s a try hard, I’ve got no choice but to point at laugh at her.
Someone asked me why people still take pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I really didn’t have an answer for them because I’m not an expert of the entertainment industry and I really don’t know why they would bother wasting my time asking me such stupid shit. I don’t give a fuck, I just make them think I do cuz I sit here all day waitin for these bitches to get naked, hard nipples or release sex tapes, they just never do.
I guess people don’t let go. They feel emotionally attached to these idiots like they actually know these idiots when these idiots don’t give a fuck about them and never will. These idiots just care about themselves, spending easy money and living large while the rest of the world suffers. They are pretty much the lowest form of human and even homeless people contribute more or at least are more interesting.
So when people like Lohan who work so little they should be at the level of celebrity where she can walk through a mall and not get noticed or harrassed, they are instead getting their pictures taken and people are writing about it, I don’t get it, but I wait, knowing the this story ends in disaster and either a sex tape or suicide will eventually hit…and as we wait we get to watch her look shittier and shittier every fuckin’day…proving she’s not the pussy we once jerked off to because all good things come to an end.
I like to torment Mary Carey on the internet because she is fucking disgusting. She has yet to answer me because I don’t think her retarded porn brain can figure twitter out, but I usually write shit about how fat and piggy she is and how disgusting anyone willing to watch her fuck on camera would have to because she’s so fat and piggy, but it looks like she’s decided to answer me with an eating disorder, possibly hard drugs and whatever else responsible for her thinner midsection, while maintaining her retarded big tits cuz those motherfuckers are fake and I think I am going to have to start bugging her about gaining that weight back because her head is all out of balance now and is seriously too big for her like some kind of farm animal….and even a skinnier Mary Carey is a fucking disgusting experience….and here she is showing off…if you can really call it that..because that’s like a motherfucker pulling up to a group of bitches in his 200 dollar ’84 Corolla with 300,000 miles and no front seat or bumper like he’s ballin’ out…which may work in Haiti but not here….and that’s all I have to say about that….
Looks like Taylor Momsen’s too popular for her own good and now she’s been given her own perfume, and based on the condition of her teenage whore pussy, at least that’s what she wants us to think about her, because she’s cheesy as fuck like that, and I like to believe that there’s no way she’s doesn’t use that thing like a pair of shoes you’d pick up at the Salvation Army, you know the kind of fuckin’ perfume you want wash off as soon as you put it on becuase it smells like cum, shit and dirty panties….which I guess means it’ll be huge in Germany…I don’t know what I am talking about I just know this post is pretty fucking obvious….but really what the fuck do you expect…just look at the pics….and shut the fuck up….
This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….
Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.
I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.
I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.
Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.
I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….
I’ve been saying that Rihanna’s lost her allure the last few months. It all started when my dog started parking at her on TV when he only barks at other dogs and from there it has gone all down hill, which is too bad, because I used to be a serious fan.
I guess she’s storing up fat because she’s entering a fertile time in her life and her body is adjusting to it by storing backup nutrients for the baby in her legs like I saw on Discovery Channel once, or maybe she’s just lazy as fuck and getting fat. Or maybe now that she can afford real American chocolate bars, unlike back home in Barbados when her garbage man dad could barely pay for fresh meat, that she’s gone fuckin’ mental on the shit. Or maybe she’s just disgusting and her trick of wearing super high heels is finally not working for her, because there’s only so much illusion a shoe can handle.
No matter what this pig is into, no matter why her legs look like they were raped by a fuckin blender, I can only assume this sloppy mess is all part of the reason Chris Brown was beating her. I mean dude was at the top of his game and can’t be seen in public with some fat whore in a miniskirt when she should be in sweatpants back home eating Haagan Daz watching romantic comedies, or in Rihanna’s case back home cleaning up used condoms off the floor and diarrhea smears off the floor of some two star hotel room where British college kids stayed but more importantly where she works.
Seeing an old woman in clothes you’d expect on a young whore, sucking on a huge Dildo to show off the fact that years of sucking dick have destroyed any gag reflex she may have once had, is kinda funny at first before realizing that you have a useless dick that doesn’t take a gag reflex to deep throat, and before realizing she’s pretty fucking disgusting looking. I don’t think this will actually make you gay, but her talent is something only gay guys can really appreciate, because straight guys will be too busy not imagining their dicks in her mouth, cuz she looks like a grandmother – a dick sucking grandmother.
This just made me gag. Seriously. I lasted a solid 3 seconds before turning it the fuck off. I usually have a pretty solid stomach and can handle disgusting. I am pretty desensitized. I don’t know if it is my hangover, or the fact that this chick is hideous but I know my stomach turned so the only natural thing to do is post this shit for you to suffer with me….
Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.
Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.
Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….
The Kardashian sisters have no shame. They will really do anything for publicity in efforts to hang onto the bullshit fame they got with their show but never deserved. One did a sex tape to pave the way, the other got knocked up with a white social climber, and this one is getting married this weekend to a basketball player cuz he is the first and only dude to tell her that her pussy fit like a fuckin’ pair of athletic socks and because she’s paying him.
I don’t doubt that she’s trying to lock the motherfucker down, when you are vile, you take what you get and try to get yourself pregnant so it never leaves you, but this is Hollywood and it’s all a fuckin’ scam because we all know that no one would ever marry her and I’m even shocked that anyone would even fuck this monster to begin with, but then I remember some of the pussy I’ve stuck my dick in and more importantly been drunk enough to stick my dick and it is almost as bad as this beast and I still did it, so you can’t hate a dude for making bad pussy choices, but I’ve never been dumb enough to marry the shit and I seriously mean shit, so I know there’s some kind of lie going on on his part, there’s a payout or some shit, I just haven’t figured out what it is because I don’t really care….
Here she is in a see thru dress showing off her push-up bra and panties, and it is as disgusting as you’d expect it to be, and I’m guessing something she wore on purpose cuz she’s covering where her vagina would be if she was a woman with her purse, and that’s obviously intentional….making this just another cry for attention to get some buzz around her and I hate these set-ups and miss when lip slips happened by accident….
Watching this video of Madonna’s new video called Celebration disgusts me. Watching her move and hump the air like she’s 20 while flashing panties knowing her pussy is actually 50 is not fucking hot. I don’t care how many special effects they use in editing, she can’t fool me into jerking off to this piece of shit. Unfortunately she didn’t have a heart attack while filming this electronic, robotic disaster that I’m sure gay dudes everywhere love cuz it’s fuckin’ Madonna. She needs to hang up that career of hers and go back to raising her kids.