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2010

13

Apr

Pink Drinkin’ Beer in a Pink Dress of the Day

I know Pink wearing a dress is probably nothing exciting to you, but in my quest to find out if Pink’s got a dick or just looks like she does it is a big deal….

See her hair is short, she’s drinking a beer, her legs are thick all signs of being a fucking dude but she’s in a dress and heels and a dress and heels is one step closer to making me think she’s probably a girl who just looks like she has a cock and not a man who pretends to be a girl…but then again I did have this neighbor who died a few years ago and when we snuck into his apartment to steal his shit, he had a closet full of women’s clothes, and dude was never married, but he did have a lot of dainty men walk in and out of his place multiple times a day, every day, not to mention the landlord also found him dead wearing nylons and heels…..making me think that maybe this dress proves nothing….

The real scary thing in all this is that I have met straight men who have told me they find this girl hot…something they may want to take to their therapist to help determine the root of all their problems is the fact they are in the fucking closet….

So this post proves nothing and is just a waste of fucking time, something I like to think I’ve got good at the last 6 years of this shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beer|Dress|Legs|Pink

2010

08

Mar

Hilary Swank’s Busted Face in the Right Dress of the Day

Hilary Swank has never been hot. She’s always been a masculine lookin’ jacked up bitch with big tits. She even won an Oscar playing the girl who dressed like a boy before getting killed. So despite having a vagina and a set of great tits, she might as well be packing a dick and balls under her dress, because she’s made it pretty much homosexual to ever like her in a sexual way….Any girl who is that convincing as a dude….just can’t live that down…but at least she’s making the right choices in her clothes to distract me from her face and high testosterone levels….not that you care what I think….so here are the pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Dress|Hilary Swank|Tits

2010

24

Feb

Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day

This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Dress|Jessica Stroup

2010

04

Feb

Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dress|Stephanie Pratt

2010

19

Jan

Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……

But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Posted in:Dress|See Thru|Shauna Sand

2009

07

Dec

Rihanna is Fat in her Ripped Dress of the Day

Looks like Rihanna got attcked by a tiger. Unfortunately she survived. She’s nothing but a whining low life piece of trash from the Islands being exploited by her record label to make them money and make her feel important, like some kind of tool who comes out ahead of us, but the problem with this entire strategy that is her career is that we are all force fed her bullshit all the fucking time, whether it is her relationship issues that Bajan women everywhre laugh at because they get beat up harder than her almost nightly….she’s a cunt with an ego and let’s hope next time the tiger attacks it goes for her fucking throat….

That said, here she is with her recent weight gain in her tight dress.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

25

Nov

Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Amber Rose|Dress|Man|Tranny

2009

11

Nov

Rihanna and Her Shitty See Thru Dress of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate her look. I hate that she’s trying to milk the fact that her boyfriend beat her up because she was being an unreasonable cunt who got out of line and forgot her place as the immigrant who doesn’t have the same fucking rights. I hate that she has lost sight of her her worth or where she stands in the world because of money and record sales but most of all, I hate her pancake nipples, I mean other than the amount of hate I have for myself for posting pictures of them like it’s worth fucking talking about, when it really isn’t and is just another trick she has in her Bajan beach bag she acquired from a British tourist who wasn’t looking and I’m pathetitic for falling for it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

06

Nov

Eva Herzigova in her Slut Dress of the Day

I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ‘em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out.

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Posted in:Dress|Eva Herzigova|Slut

2009

01

Oct

Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life….

But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Kristen Bell|Legs

2009

30

Sep

Drew Barrymore Unfortunately in a Fetish Lookin Dress of the Day

Drew Barrymore premiered her Charlie’s Angel 4-The Rollerskate Years movie staring the cunt I can’t stand from Juno because Drew Barrymore milks this whole Girl Power bullshit that gives girls everywhere the wrong idea about their place in the world, fucking up the whole balanace of the world and more importantly works against all the hard work men have put into keeping their bitches their bitches, if you know what I mean. When the reality is that roller derby chicks, like suicide girl chicks, are fat, lesbian, rockers with tattoos who no one really wants to see naked, except maybe other roller derby chicks, you know after they finish beating each other up oin the rink.

She wore some fetish dress that would look great with my cum dripping off it, provided it was on another chick, we’ll just leave this pig-face for the Mac guy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Drew Barrymore|Leather

2009

03

Sep

Chanelle Hayes is Worth Lookin’ At of the Day

I don’t remember who Chanelle Hayes is, but based on her hair and make-up, I’m going with pornstar. I guess I could google her, but I’m pretty sure she’s not out there googling me, so why give her that kind of attention, while giving her one more “search request” making her think she’s more important than she is, which is pretty much a cancer to most men who like fuckin’ hot girls, because the second they realize they are better than you, is the second the pussy supply dries up and you go back to fucking rotting meat you find in your freezer, because it’s the only thing fleshy you can put your dick up against, while remembering the few months you were getting hot pussy, not that you’ve ever had hot pussy, but I’m generalizing for the people who have, whether they read this site or not….assholes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Dress

2009

12

Aug

Rihanna and her Boring Slutty Dress of the Day

Here is everyone’s favorite battered wife, who we all know was sitting in the front seat of the car punching herself in the fucking face in some crazy raging episode that night Chris Brown was arrested because she read one of his text messages to another girl like a jealous psycho piece of shit. I’ve seen it happen time and time again, where an innocent motherfucker gets locked up because his girl is on her fuckin’ period and causes a huge fuckin’ stink, only to get back with the motherfucker a few weeks later without thinking that she’s a public figure and is now going to have to pretend he actually did beat her ass down, so little girls don’t think it is ok to be beaten by men, even though both Chris Brown and Rihanna know the truth. That is why they are getting married in Barbados in the next 10 months according to my source who hates all things RIhanna and likes ranting everytime I mention how much I wanna fuck her Bajan pussy…..especially when it wears dresses that belong on stage at the stripclub…..not that this dress looks like it’s of stripper quality, cuz it’s not, it’s boring….

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

28

Jul

Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit.
Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics….

Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

08

Jul

Eva Mendes in Her Summer Dress of the Day

I haven’t been seeing all that many summer dresses this year. For some reason girls are more into high-waisted jean shorts that make their asses look flat and long, but luckily I was standing out in an unexpected rain shower the other day as I tend to do anytime I wake up and it is sunny out and I notice clouds rollin over cuz I know unexpected rain showers means unprepared people with no umbrellas and white clothing and some young tight bodied girl happened to be wearing a white dress that was soaked right thru and the only sad thing about the whole thing was that she was wearing underwear because I was curious about how she maintained her bush.

Not that that has anything to do with Eva Mendes, but really who the fuck is Eva Mendes anyway, do people care about her or what she does or what she is up to or pretty much anything about her life? I’m gonna go with no.

Posted in:Dress|Eva Mendes|Summer