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Archive for the Drunk Category

2010

15

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Playing It Up for the Media of the Day



Lohan is bullshit and until she is dead….as far as I’m concerned her getting carried out of a bar by some dude is just her cry for the photographers to snap off pictures because these whores love the paparazzi and all the attention they get. They love faking stories and get off to tricking the public, because it is funny. It’s not like bitch is working anyway, so when she sees a lie about her as a cover of a magazine, it’s like she’s tricked us and all she had to do was stumble out of a bar, it’s her way of staying in the limelight and I’m convinced Lohan is sober….

I am exicted to watch her prove me wrong….because dead celebrities are better than living celebrities so we don’t have to bother with them and remember them for what they were good for and in Lohan’s case that was being a busty 18 year old slut we will only get back when whatever she has become dies….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bullshit|Drunk|Lindsay Lohan

2010

08

Apr

Drunk Stripper Driver of the DAy

Here’s a story of a drunk stripper who drove a car into the stripclub she works at because she didn’t know how to drive standard but obviously the media is going to blame the shit on her being drunk, even though there’s no real proof that drunk has anything to do with why she drove into the shit. Maybe she hates her job because it has made her into a fucking whore who gets naked for money….maybe she’s just a fucking retard…I just hate how idiots drive drunk and we all have to pay the price because some of the best days of my life were spent driving drunk through playgrounds like shit was a videogame and now I can’t do that shit anymore cuz it’s criminal…takes one asshole to ruin it for all of us….

Posted in:Drunk|Stripper

2010

24

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Falling Into Cactus of the Day

I get drunk enough to fall on my face pretty often. A couple weeks ago I fell up the stairs, then fell down the stairs, then fell in the street, then fell walking into the bar, and fell trying to get to the bathroom of the bar, then fell asleep in the bathroom of the bar, before being carried out of the bar….but I try not to lose the ability to walk, that’s usually when I go too far….

I don’t know if Lohan is wasted in these pictures, maybe she’s just numb from all the meds and didn’t realize there was a cactus next to her, or maybe it was just her stupid shoes that she couldn’t manage, or maybe she’s figured being a clown is a more probably career for her, or maybe she’s just fucking wasted….and all I know is that it’s too bad this didn’t happen outside my house near a back alley, and too bad she didn’t curl up and try to fall asleep after she hit the ground, because these pictures coulda ended up more fun…I mean until 6-8 weeks later when the sores blossom and I am forced to ask myself if that 30 seconds of pleasure was really worth a lifetime of dealing with dick scabs….

This isn’t the first time she’s fallen on her face…When she was in Montreal and I was standing outside the bar she was hosting an event at – she fell hard on her way out…maybe she just has balance issues and an inner ear infection….

Leave Lohan Alone….anyway you dice it, this is porn to me….

Here’s the video….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drunk|Lindsay Lohan

2010

01

Feb

Drunken Mother of the Day

I don’t know what is worse, the fact that this woman went to grab a drink so she parked the kid outside the bar while she took a minute to unwind, or the fact that the bar didn’t sell to her. Seriously, who the fuck are they to decide who deserves to drink, what right do they have to involve themselves in their customer’s life and judge them. Society has gone soft. I remember an era when people didn’t care what you did with your kids cuz they are your fuckin’ kids to do what you want with them and now everyone fuckin’ meddles….assholes need to let us drink when we want to drink and fuck when we want to fuck and beat our kids when we want to beat our kids.

Posted in:Drunk|Mom

2010

06

Jan

Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey

2009

30

Nov

Drunk College Girl Pisses Herself on Video of the Day

I love when drunk chicks piss themselves, I love when they take pictures and videotape the shit even more. It feels like I am in the room with them with a boner, knowing they are ripe enough for the raping.

There are a whole lot of these online, it is a fetish, this just happens to be one of the better one.

Posted in:College|Drunk|Piss

2009

12

Oct

Una Healy is a Drunk Piece of Shit of the Day

Here is some singer/songwriter and guitarist aslo knows as being the fifth girl in the band The Saturdays. I thought her drunken piece of shit pictures on her birthday were funny until finding out she was Irish, in which case shit’s expected and this post is obsolete because irish bitches are drunks, normally the kind I don’t want to fuck, who look and act sloppy as shit and have dirty pussy from passing that shit around the pub night after fucking night and a shitty body from all the beer. Seriously, pub pussy is the worst kind of pussy and I’ve put a lot of resources into coming to this conclusion in the form of spending every dollar I’ve ever made or stole into finding this out, you see cuz I like being drunk but I hate drunk women.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drunk|Una Healy

2009

03

Sep

Mariah Carey’s Drunk Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk, I wonder if it was from drinking too much or if her brain medication just had a weird reaction to what she ate, putting her into some kind of high that almost looks like she’s ready to be dragged by her fuckin’ hair to the alley behind the club and date raped, unfortunately, her celebrity status and the crowd it draws makes for a total fuckin’ cock block.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey|Tits

2009

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Hiding Pictures of the Day

Here are some of the hottest pictures of Lindsay Lohan that I’ve seen in a while, maybe it’s because I like girls who cover their faces up in shame, because girls who are proud of their slut behavior makes me nervous, but I like to think it’s got more to do with me knowing that she’s probably covering her face, trying to hide something, like from being totally wasted and wasted usually means she won’t be alert enough to realize she’s got some strangers dick inside her, but in Lohan’s case, that’s usually got more to do with having a numb pussy and not really anything to do with her level of sobriety.

BONUS – Here she is in Malibu lookin’ a little less fuckable, you know since passed out drunk chicks are way easier to stick your dick inside of than young starlets shopping during the day, at least that’s what I’ve always thought…

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Posted in:Drunk|Hiding|Lindsay Lohan

2009

31

Mar

Avril Lavigne is Drunk and Dressed Like a 14 Year Old of the Day

There was a time where I’d find dressing my girlfriend like a 14 year old girl hot, you know in the school uniform, that she wore just a few years earlier, that she’d jump on my dick wearing and calling me her dirty teacher/pricipal/janitor/whatever she was vibing on, but that was before all 14 year old girls started dressing like fucking emo skateboard dudes, in stupid t-shirts and all over print hoodies, with lame tattoos and lip rings, and asymmetrical faggot haircuts, you know because dressing up your girl like one of those may make you a creepy fag into twinks, and not so into dressing your girl like your wholesome teenage fantasy.

So seeing Avril Lavigne, just reminds me of Halloween or Role Playing or other similar shit that is not as hot as either of those things, but at least she’s drunk, because it helps you visualize draggin’ her out of the club by her hair, you know holdin’ it down like a rapist.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Drunk|Emo|Teen

2009

04

Feb

Pam Anderson Picture of the Day

So this is the story that goes along with this picture:

I spotted Pamela Anderson at the “Angels and Athletes” party at Aja in Tampa, FL this past Saturday.

She was out celebrating (something) the night before the Super Bowl.

Pam was on hand as the headline attraction for the night…unfortunately for her, she forgot to bring her A-Game…or a hairbrush.

Source

I have a feeling she is making this face because shejust felt her busted up uterus slipping out of her skirt because she didn’t wear underwear again, but I guess she could be making this face because she’s scared, or sad, or concerned or even surprised. Maybe it’s got to do with her dying career, beauty or sex appeal….or maybe someone just flashed her the 8 ball of coke she’s about to dig her whore face in, or maybe a guy she once banged just told her he has AIDS and has to tell past lovers by law. I really don’t know or care but someone emailed it to me and I figured I’d switch it up by posting it anyway because I have nothing better to do and no matter how hard I try to go back to sleep and no matter how tired I am right now, the alcohol withdrawal isn’t letting me. Asshole.

Posted in:Drunk|Pamela Anderson|Party

2009

13

Jan

Some Drunken Macy Gray Video to Start My Day of the Day

Wow, I haven’t slept in until 3 pm in a long time. I must be depressed. I think it’s gotta do with hating celebrities and the fact that people idolize them. I got to watching some of those gossip shows the other night at a friend’s house and I saw how they hold this useless fucks up in high esteem. They were talking about such menial bullshit that you wouldn’t even want to hear about your best friend if they called you to tell you how their day went, they were commenting on their style, they were talking about some retarded stories that are going on in their celebrity life, and I had to stop and try to figure out if I was one of these people, because I know I don’t give a fuck about celebrities or what they do, I am far more interested in everyday people, naked chicks and silly stunts, so I’m trying to decide what I’ve done with my life while figuring out what I am going to do with it to make up for being a sleazy, mean, disgusting version of Access Hollywood. In my defense, I just make fun of paparazzi pics, and don’t actually know much about these sluts, but figure I am part of the problem with society, so I choose sleep and booze over updates…..

That said here’s a drunken Macy Gray leaving a club, because drunk chicks are awesome, even if they look like dudes.

Posted in:Drunk|Macy Gray

2009

09

Jan

Some Girl Pissing On the Street of the Day

I came across this video and I don’t understand what barn this girl grew up in, but when you’ve gotta piss, you do that shit in an alley, not a busy street where people are walking by, no matter how drunk or high you are, unless you expect to end up on the fucking internet, which I guess this bitch wasn’t and that’s why she sprinted off like the Jamaican Bobsled team in spring training. I do know that in the history of my drinking in bars, I have only seen one bitch who was homeless and on crack pull a stunt like this, all the other drunken trash I know, may not be ladies, in fact most were disgusting whores, but they did have enough common sense to piss where as few people are standing around as possible. Either way, watch the video, and Google Her…

Posted in:Drunk|girl|Pissing

2008

17

Dec

Caroline Kennedy’s Daughter Does Facebook of the Day


Her name is Rose Schlossberg, she’s 20 and someone sent in these pictures claiming underage drinking and drug use. Now, I started drinking when I was 13 or 14 on a regular basis, by 20, I had already slept with hookers, beat up an ex girlfriend, got fired from at least 30 shitty jobs, burned through an insurance settlement I got as a passenger in a drunk driving accident and pretty much made a fool of myself, got in fights and had at least 40 one night stands, usually unprotected, with girls I wouldn’t like to admit I even spoke to, let alone licked their assholes.

I got out every weekened and 18 is legal here, which makes sense, since you can buy smokes at 18 and smoking and drinking go hand in hand, you can also gamble, move out from your parent’s control, have sex with other people who are over 18, vote and pay taxes, and sign their own permission slips for school, hire whores in Vegas, go to strip clubs and get charged as adults in prison, so why the fuck is your right to drink taken the fuck away from you from some conserverative Christian government in a dated bullshit law. The truth is that I am almost as mature as an 18 year old and I am pushing 40, so the difference between being 21 and 18 is pretty much not fuckin’ there. I figure that most people in the States realize how stupid this law is and buy their kids beer/booze and wine, and even if they are against their kids drinking, they can’t do shit about it.

So here are some pictures of Rose Schlossberg, Caroline Kennedy’s daughter drinking wine with her dyke friends and smoking a terrorist pipe that some college kids use as a bong and some terrorists use before crashing planes into building for Allah and the whole thing is hopefully going to be taken the fuck out of proportion, because you know if you want to represent your State in Senate, you should have a family that follows the law, especially when you’re high profile like the Kennedys, you know with her grandpa JFK who mingled with mobsters, slept with celebrities while, and supported communism, or her great grandpa who bootlegged liquor during the prohibition which in its time was the meth labs of today, but in her defense, she is a Kennedy and in being a Kennedy she’s got no choice but to be an Irish Booze Hound so here are some lame pics of her in lame action.

I hear after these shots were taken she went home to study for her political science she’s taking for fun, before hitting the sheets for 9 pm because she had a big day volunteering at the animal shelter the next day, because that’s the kind of wild girl she is. You can tell by the glasses, I don’t believe in that whole repressed girl letting her hair down myth, I’m a what you see is what you get kinda guy, but I guess I could be wrong.

Posted in:Caroline Kennedy|Drunk|Kennedy|Rose Schlossberg

2008

15

Dec

Tara Reid Hosts a Party in Rehab of the Day

So Tara Reid is in rehab and wants her privacy at this time. They aren’t saying what she’s in for, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with partying, because that’s all she does. She’s got enough money to not have to work and gets invited to parties around the world, and has a serious need to self medicate, something we all do to forget our horrible past and the bad decisions we’ve made along the way and in Tara Reid’s case, that baggage is Carson Daly. Something, I probably would have killed myself over, you know I thought fucking a fat chick and marrying her to remind myself that I hate myself was bad enough, but having Carson Daly inside you….I mean….that’s a fate I wish on nobody….so the fact she’s made it out of it long enough to get herself into rehab and to go through the needed therapy to forget his naked body up against hers, is already a pretty huge feat, maybe Tara Reid is really that superhero I always thought she was….

Either way, here’s the article…..

‘American Pie’ star Tara Reid checks into rehab

2 days ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A publicist says Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab. Jack Ketsoyan said Friday that the “American Pie” star went to the Promises Treatment Center. He did not specify what she was being treated for or when she entered the facility.

“We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” he said in a statement.

And here are some random pictures of her on her perpetual Spring Break that is her life…..a Spring Break that was fueled by whatever she is in Rehab for…..One that Rehab is going to put an end to…..

Posted in:Drunk|Rehab|Tara Reid