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2017

30

May

Edita Vilkeviciute Vogue Mexico Shoot of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some old timer model – who at 28 years old has managed to escape Lithuania to become a top model who has been topless so many times for fashion, in what I call Fashion Porn, that is not actual porn, but is high end luxury and aspirational, where they get these hot chicks to get naked or half naked, inspiring the more busted up chicks out there who wish they were models to get naked or half naked, where as actual porn, only attracts gutter trash…while Fashion porn attracts girls you’d actually want to fuck, not to say you wouldn’t want to fuck a porn chick, I mean you’d want to fuck anything from a rotting deer on the side of the road on a summer day if there were enough maggots to give some “ribbed” for extra pleasure effect….but you get what I am saying….most girls aren’t drawn to porn but EVERY girl is drawn to being a model…you with me, you following me, this is basic shit here…

I love skinny girls, long legs, skinny legs, I don’t think I even talk to fat girls, because I am traditional and just because the world is going to a body positive way, doesn’t mean I need to….I can reserve my social time to skinny girls like a normal person, while everyone else can acknowledge these fat girls who now have confidence and think they are hot, when really they were always just vehicles, literal vehicles, slow moving and large vehicles, like the Donkey or Elephant used in India to Transport TEA or other INDIAN wares…like VINDALOOO….

I am going off on a tangent, when all I am trying to say is, keep the hot chicks naked in fashion magazines, it’s the right kind of inspiring clickbait…and keep up the titty work….Edita Vilkeviciute.

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2016

06

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day

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Titty model Edita Vilkeviciute decided to not show her tits in this bikini photoshoot for a swimsuit company – because I guess they are trying to sell luxury and class in exclusive places only models get invited to by rich guys looking for models to have sex with – since their wives are boring and let them do whatever they want because they know they have a good thing with their rich guys – and don’t want to ruin it…and the rich guys know their pre-nup is so dialed in, if they left they’d get fucked over and life would suck – so they just need to deal with the vacations with models, and the models need to take the money while it’s available by whoever is willing, since married guys aren’t so bad, they have limited free time and are creeps, but too busy to be annoying..not that we have these problems being ghetto as fuck…but Edita Vilkeviciute isn’t selling bathing suits nearly as slutty as she should be…and if I cared – I’d have a serious issue with that…

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2016

13

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute, NAKED ENOUGH for Vogue Germanly of the Day

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I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE GERMANY is posting nipples….but then again germany is pretty intense when it comes to porn, and unless there is bound and gagged in some weird latex suit, being shit on, it’s considered SFW…

This is high concept fashion “Art” that involved three minutes of planning “show her tits”…because EDITA…is grea ttis…

This is not to masturbate to, obviously, you’re so desensitized that masturbation has gone to such a dark place, we don’t need to really think it hasn’t or pretend it hasn’t…

But they are still Eastern European nipples that could have been a sex worker, but that are instead good as a beacon of hope to all the other hot Eastern European girls that their tits can get them ahead…so that I can see their tits as they try to get ahead.

Communism worked. It brought the soulless work ethic we need to see tits.

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2016

03

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue’s Lingerie issue, which I guess deserves a second post if I did post it, because I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE is posting half naked and often times full naked girls…because it’s “Art” and not for masturbation purposes..but as someone who has been jerking off to Fashion TV and fashion magazines since the 80s…I can prove that their content is in fact porn…as I anxiously await for the Louis Vuitton Spread ANUS issue…

Eastern European girls…are everything…and they are affordable…until they realize they are a hot commodity…then they are totally unaffordable and usually date billionaires or dudes who can increase their commodity value…

Communism works…or it killed off the ugly bitches because every one of these Eastern European girls is amazing…I am just disappointed there’s not exposed tits, something Edita is known for….because nipples are great…to look at and suck on…you can quote me on that.

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2016

31

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue Paris of the Day

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I love this Edita Vilkeviciute,photoshoot – that makes me ask the very important question of where would we be in this world without Eastern European girls…in both mainstream and porn…they are by far the most substantial looking, the more dead on the inside, the most soulless and opportunistic but so fucking hot while they do it..

Now I don’t even like Edita Vilkeviciute or her constant titty shoots, if you asked me who my favorite model was – I doubt Edita Vilkeviciute, would even come to mind – because all these bitches are interchangeable…but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking incredible…

I think it’s proof that communism works…just camp the uglies, breed the hot, and win….even though they kind of lost, but the world war hasn’t ended yet – there is still hope for the iron curtain…

Sex worker human trafficked or not – we can still jerk off to her..because she wants you to…

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2016

24

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Shitty Zara Catalog Pics of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute has big tits…Zara has big budgets…together they came together and made fucking garbage…

It’s like when you see too really hot people together in love – with some ugly retard kid in a bike helmet with thick glasses on at the age of 3….all autistic from Vaccines, and mutated because TWO RIGHTS don’t always make a RIGHT….

The world is saturated with boring catalog pics that look like they are shot on an iphone..

The world has too many, even though we can never have too many, people playing model on the internet like a bunch of fucking losers who should be beat up, and bikini pics and nude pics are everywhere – shot for under 100 dollars for props for the most part…

So when you have 100k or you’re paying a model 100k…a titty model…who has worked with all the brands…for some big production thing – why not go fucking big – instead of this…

It’s like I can’t even see her pussy slit in her bikini bottoms – what the fuck is this shit…I’m going back to looking at nobodies on instagram…

The only good pic is her fake laugh so I can imagine stickin’ my dick in her mouth like I was the one who helped her escape eastern europe at a price..

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2016

27

Apr

EDITA VILKEVICIUTE FOR WSJ MAGAZINE OF THE DAY

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EDITA VILKEVICIUTE is in the Wall Street Journal magazine beach edition – and these are the pics…

Nothing sayis beach like Wall Street Journal….because thanks to Wall Street a lot of legal criminals who know the financial system have figured out how to fuck the general public by selling them a dream that they need to invest their money into their interest to earn a return…leading to many multi millionaires…living on the beachfront propperty….multi millionaires this EDITA from Lithuania who will never head back to Lithuania thanks to being a famous enough model to date these billionaires…who subscribe to Wall Street Journal…making this her “Backpages”…

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2016

15

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for a Fast Fashion Mall Brand of the Day

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There’s nothing like a woman like Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie designed by H&M’s bridal collection, you know for the frugal fast fashion shopping bride to be, looking for some on trend product but not willing to pay more than 30 dollars a piece for it….you know that high end lingerie people pay 100s even 1000s of dollars for…since it’s for their fucking wedding night, the one traditional fuck that is supposed to matter in an entire relationship, even if it statistically ends with both bride and groom past out, exhausted and depressed about how uneventful a wedding is, or how much less they actual love each other knowing that they’ve peaked and there’s no where by complacency and routine ahead of them…so why invest into it, despite having spent 100,000 dollars on your fucking wedding, just go to H&M, you’re gonna get a divorce anyway…

Oh right, there is something like a woman like Edita in cheap white, not so forgiving if you have you period or a leaky cunt….and that’s all her NUDE pics she’s done over the years…those are way better than this shit..

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2016

05

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures….

I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money….

When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes..

Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME!

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2016

19

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is some Hungarian model who is the face of a Calvin Klein campaign that Calvin Klein doesn’t really need at this point in time, because they hit big with the re-release of their famous underwear elastic band, and every fame whore, sugar baby, slut who stages photoshoots for herself with local photographers, for fake publications, is all about the Calvin Klein.

The fact that Calvins have gone viral almost offends me, not that I actually care, but I remember how they relaunched last year, using Kardashians, and other instagram whores, and boom, the followers started following.

It’s a reminder of two things, the first is that the general public are fucking followers, who follow trends, and despite saying they hate the Kardashians, still buy into what the Kardashians are selling like a bunch of fucking lemmings…

The second, is that I am horrible at marketing, since nothing I’ve ever done has gone viral…

I guess this campaigns is just Calvin saying “I won this round, again, because I know how it works, here’s some model I don’t need posing, because I’ve got no reason to, but because I can, fuck you all, I own your underwear, you have my name on your fucking pussy you whores, you’re all whores, now let me board my jet”…

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2015

03

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M of the Day

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Here’s some shitty e-commerce catalog pics that are as shitty as lingerie pics can be…because airbrushed model pics in a studio is fucking boring as fuck…

But she’s got a good waist to hip ratio, I guess that’s why she’s famous and making big money for evil brands that don’t fit fat america like H&M…

Normally she’s topless…she’s better when she’s topless….but it’s still half naked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

22

May

Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

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I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is….

Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits….

If you know what I mean..

The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking…

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2015

04

May

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in Flair of the Day

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Here’s a perfectly timed boxing shoot, becasue boxing happened this weekend, which you already knew all about, because all of a sudden everyone in the world became boxing fans, thanks to social media and viral marketing…

People who don’t give a fuck about boxing, were watching boxing, like it mattered to them…all because it was the thing to do..

You fucking drones…

The model’s name is Edita…I’ve posted her pics a bunch of times before..she’s one of those nude models, who is actually a fashion model, who shows tits, in what I call Fashion porn, even though it’s not porn at all, because tits can’t be pornographic…they are the food source for our babies…I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…

Oh right…cuz I want to cum all over them..

That’s why…

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2015

11

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute for the Sunday Telegraph of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is amazing, sure I like her better when she’s naked, but I like everyone better when they are naked, even you…because naked is usually pretty fucking jokes…except when it involves Edita…because Edita has awesome tits….tits she is hiding for the Sunday Telegraph…but ttis that google will help you find because I am too lazy to look…

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2015

14

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Juicy of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a pretty successful model…she’s done all kinds of bullshit campaigns for brands, stores, etc….

But I’m more interested in her showing off her tits for Fashion, which is part of the reason she’s high enough profile to get these big campaigns to book her, I mean that and the fact that she’s tall as fuck…

I guess, as a Lithuanian…with great tits, she could have easily ended up a cam girl, or trade on the sex trade market, so I guess all these 100,000 dollar deals she’s getting is a big deal for her and her family…but I am much more into her borderline sex work, it seems more pure and authentic to what she was supposed to be doing when she grew up in a one bedroom, poverty stricken, get in line for toilet paper roots…

To see her naked and topless in various shoots:


Topless in 032c – CLICK HERE

Topless in SSAW – CLICK HERE

Naked for the Paparazzi – CLICK HERE

Topless in LUI – CLICK HERE

Topless Eating an Apple – CLICK HERE

Topless with Candice win Vogue Germany – CLICK HERE

Topless with Anja Rubic for Vogue France – CLICK HERE

To see her campaign where she’s not topless but where she’s getting paid – Look Down….

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