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2016

14

Apr

Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day

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Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled…

She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos…

But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot…

She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing.

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2015

09

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Bikini of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is some 90s babe – who I guess got bored of trying to live the normal life back in Boston, you know doing the whole college thing at 35, in effort to say “fuck you hollywood and rich athlete boyfriends”…in a “I’m going to do this on my own, with my millions, for real though”….

In doing that going to class, maybe even joining a sorority, interacting with 20 year olds, she’s pretty much fitting right in, posting the bikini selfies…like this was Spring Break, since one thing young people know is…bikini selfies…w

But you can’t be too sure, celebrities do this shit too, as fame whoring is all part of what she’s known the last 1.5 decades….

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2015

02

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Mormon Crotch Shot of the Day of the Day

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Eliza Dushku had a window of opportunity, where she cashed in on being the hot girl, in teen comedies, that at the time were pretty much some variation of American Pie…and really popular, but more importantly, she was on the very nerd friendly Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s spinoff Angel, that if you had any socially awkward friends, or if you were socially awkward, and not in the drink yourself stupid and only hang out with hookers socially awkward, but rather the socially awkward because you’re so pumped on shit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s Spinoff Angel….you probably remember her…thanks to the tattoo you got of her on your calf…weirdo…

She was a mormon, which means she’s probably sexually very wild, thanks to that oppression, so wild she dated Rick Fox (a black man)…out of wedlock…for 5 years…

I am not really sure where her career went…she’s back in Boston going to school or some shit..while maintaining her fan base, because even after they throw in the towel, they always come back….acting is too fucking easy, when you’ve got a couple million in the bank, while working 9-5 at anything just fucking scuks…

But while she pretends to be bettering herself at 34…to complete what she started, school…or possibly finding her religion since hollywood is soul raping…and people need saving after they are done with it…she’s letting her dog sniff and nook up in her pussy….which I guess is something you’d want to share to your fans too…subtle, SFW…MORMOM pussy shots..where that she’s probably on her period…if you still get those at 35…..

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2015

17

Apr

Eliza Dushku and her Ass Eating Dog of the Day

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Eliza Dushku posted this picture of her dog sniffing her ass…which I guess is because she’s on her period…

I know, I through she’d be too old to get her period too. It seems like it was 20 years ago that she had a 6 month career making movies as the hot chick…

I wonder what she’s up to, I mean with her promoting herself in obvious ways that scream “i want you to ask what I am up to, so I’ll put up some me with my doggy erotica weirdness”…but luckily not too weird…she clearly left the peanut butter out it this time…

All this to say…she apparently dropped out of Hollywood, moved to Boston because Hollywood is shit, and is actually in college following her dreams of doing whatever it is she put on hold to do this hollywood nonsense…before realizing that it is just that…nonsense…so good for her…and keep the dog in ass pics coming…cuz I don’t care if she’s over 35…or that she fucks black guys…she’s still Eliza Dushku to me and I’m all about letter her sit on my face….to celebrate that…l

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2014

26

Jun

Eliza Dushku in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, 100 year old Eliza Dushku, who you may remember from very important movies like “The New Guy”…and probably more relevant “Bring it On”….both happened 20 or more years ago…and were some straight to DVD caliber performances, even if the tastes of the masses were less refined when it came to comedy, and both were blockbusters…broke up with RICK FOX, the black man she had inside her because bitches love black cock….even when they are half white and Canadian, just as long as they are ex players for the Lakers…it makes them socially acceptable yet still black enough…to fill fetishes…

Anyway, to announce her freedom, like a crazy 40 year old Divorcee, which I guess she is, she posted a little serene yoga pose in a bikini…just so you all know she’s ok…

I prefer close-up shots.

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2013

02

Jan

Eliza Dushku Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

That is so nice of her….now if only I could figure out who the fuck Eliza Dushku was….because I think I remember her name for the 90s….but I haven’t heard shit from her since…so it can’t be her…or maybe celebrity babes are like cockroaches…and never die…even if their sex appeal does a little bit with every birthday…but Eliza, seems to have held it together…but I do wish her comeback tour was a sex scandal…cuz I like seeing girls get fucked…call me a pervert…but I just think that’s being human….right??

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2012

13

Dec

Eliza Dusku Lives of the Day

There was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….

Then she fell off the map…sure she may have been working…but no one bothered talking about her, noticing her and I forgot she existed….that was before today….when it was announced that she was going to be in the remake of “THE SAINT”….but more importantly…when she posted a pic that touches on so many fetishes….from feet…to fitness…to playing with hair…she’s ready for her second coming….and I’m sure you’re already working on your third…you fucking pervert.

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2010

18

Oct

Eliza Dushku’s Big Vagina Amazes Me of the Day

Whenever I am reminded that Eliza Dushku gets fucked by negro dick….I am seriously amazed by it…It’s like even if dude has a micro cock compared to the rest of his body…he’d still split her in half….I mean just his fingers alone are bigger than an average grown man’s cock…and that shit gets slid inside her…making me think her pussy either has a lot of fucking give, or shit’s just big and either way, I think I kinda like how much of a dirty slut that makes her…partially cuz I know just how angry this makes her family, fans and every other racist that thought she was wholesome and their dream girl after seeing her in that one movie she was in and not as a colored lovin’ plantation owner’s daughter…if you know what I mean…and partially cuz I like watching white chicks get railed by black dudes…probably cuz I’m not white.

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2010

18

Oct

Eliza Dushku Loves Black Cock of the Day

Just a reminder…Eliza Dushku…the celebrity for a minute you probably got off to when she was loves black cock…

And it’s probably because she’s got a big vagina at least that’s what you’d think as it is eating her pants…

That’s all I gotta say about that….

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2010

30

Sep

Eliza Dushku Legs in Shorts of the Day

Eliza Dushku is this tiny body, that I assume has a huge vagina cuz she gets fucked by basketball player Rick Fox, but that’s assuming that he lives up to black stereotypes and isn’t the guy they laugh at between games….but I’ll like my assumption, it makes looking at her much more fun, cuz girls with big vaginas are funny…but I am sure I’m not the only one givin’ her questionable looks, you know, thanks to that whole social stigma of her decision to date a black man….

That’s all I have to say about that…here is her little legs in shorts and botoxed face to inspire you…

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2010

14

Apr

Eliza Dushku on the Beach with Her Big Black Cock of the Day

Here’s Eliza Dushku on the beach….I can’t imagine the size of the vagina on this bitch….I mean seriously, the size difference between these too is almost comical, like the shit you’d expect to see in the porn circus….I mean I get that pussy stretches and the other day I met a tiny girl who is into getting fisted, so the pussy can handle the abuse, but when Rick Fox moves onto new pussy and leaves Eliza Dushku, he’ll pretty take her vagina with him, figuratively, cuz no one will really be able to fill that void ever again, they’ll be too busy trying to find their way around the sagging labia….

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2010

04

Feb

Eliza Dushku Wears Boyfriend Jeans of the Day

I hear this Boyfriend term all the fucking time lately. Every magazine, every TV show, every shitty website mentions the fukcing shit, and all I see is over-sized, ill-fitting, not so hot clothes. Sure, it’s nice to pretend the whore is wearing the jeans to prevent her from being judged when doing the walk of shame, cuz she had a bit too much to drink the night before and let her vagina go on a little adventure, but the truth is shit’s just ugly and fantasies take too much work, I like shit given to me in the form of pictures, so that I don’t have to use my imagination for shit….plus if these were actually her boyfriend’s jeans, they’d be a hell of a lot more ridiculous looking, see Rick Fox is a big black man, and she’s a little white girl who likes having her vagina destroyed by massive athlete cock, so it’s safe to say she needs to wear these baggy jeans, cuz her mangled cunt is all bandaged up and meaty as fuck and doesn’t fit into her regular skinny jeans….and who really cares…she looks like shit.

Pics via Bauer

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2009

16

Nov

Eliza Dushku Showing Off her Black Lovin’ Panties of the Day

I still haven’t figured out how Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox fuck. It’s not like she’s a typical woman black dudes go after, you know who are fat or built strong enough to take their big dicks, but can only assume Rick Fox has a small penis, otherwise Dushku would be getting pushed in a wheelchair in these pictures after he ripped her the fuck apart. I mean I guess she could have a huge cock fetish because she’s got a vagina built to handle the shit, I mean she did get famous somehow and I don’t think sitting on a producers desk fucking champagne bottles bottoms first is that unrealistic of one of her stunts, but it doesn’t matter because I don’t find her hot anymore, not because she’s gone black, since that shit never fucked with my ego like it does for white people, but because she’s wearing nude colored panties. I’m sure there’s nothing specifically wrong with nude colored panties, but I’m guessing someone like my grandmother or teacher who molested me or someone in my past used to wear, cuz whenever I see a bitch in them, or flashing their whale tail while bending over in them, I get sick to my stomach a lot like how you feel when dealing with the fact that your celebrity crush from the late 90s, the one who’s face is silkscreened to your pillow case is getting railed by a brother when you’re sitting at home reading this bullshit. Loser.

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2009

24

Sep

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox in the Interracial Couple Update of the Day

Eliza Dushku is a jock slut. Her last boyfriend was Oklahoma’s very own Brad Penny, and I am sure he throws up everytime he thinks about a black cock sliding deep and I’m talking real deep into his ex-girlfriend’s box.

To make those wounds sting a little more, I figured I’d post these pictures of Rick Fox showing up on the set of Dushku’s show. I figured like most new couples, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other and figured she had an hour break, so they might as well fuck each other’s brains out in her trailer, because you might as well fuck every chance you get, no matter how many pieces that shit leaves her in.

Pics via Bauer

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2009

23

Sep

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox Give Us a Glimpse In Their Awkward Sex of the Day

These pictures should set off some alarms in regards to the condition of Eliza Dushku’s vagina. I assume she’s had a kid in the 5 years no one heard from her, because that’s the only way a little white girl could handle a man this size. I’m not a penis expert but it’s safe to say when a motherfucker is pushing 7 feet all of him is bigger than the average, I mean otherwise he wouldn’t be in professional sports cuz the locker experience getting laughed at woulda put an end to his basketball career and a start to his blogging career.
That said, they look really fucking awkward on the street trying to kiss and I can’t imagine what they sex is like, if anything shit would probably be pretty fuckin’ creepy, like the time I used to work at a pharmacy years ago and found out the 400 pound 4 foot 11 cashier who loved when potato chips went on sale was fucking one of the stockboys who was pushing 7 feet and weighed close to 125 pounds who wore knee and ankle braces cuz his legs weren’t strong enough to support him. I would spend hours trying to do the play-by-play, you know figure out what position they’d do it in and shit, it brought much joy during a job I hated and that I ended up getting fired for after getting caught stealing pills from….

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