Apparently, 100 year old Eliza Dushku, who you may remember from very important movies like “The New Guy”…and probably more relevant “Bring it On”….both happened 20 or more years ago…and were some straight to DVD caliber performances, even if the tastes of the masses were less refined when it came to comedy, and both were blockbusters…broke up with RICK FOX, the black man she had inside her because bitches love black cock….even when they are half white and Canadian, just as long as they are ex players for the Lakers…it makes them socially acceptable yet still black enough…to fill fetishes…
Anyway, to announce her freedom, like a crazy 40 year old Divorcee, which I guess she is, she posted a little serene yoga pose in a bikini…just so you all know she’s ok…
That is so nice of her….now if only I could figure out who the fuck Eliza Dushku was….because I think I remember her name for the 90s….but I haven’t heard shit from her since…so it can’t be her…or maybe celebrity babes are like cockroaches…and never die…even if their sex appeal does a little bit with every birthday…but Eliza, seems to have held it together…but I do wish her comeback tour was a sex scandal…cuz I like seeing girls get fucked…call me a pervert…but I just think that’s being human….right??
There was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….
Then she fell off the map…sure she may have been working…but no one bothered talking about her, noticing her and I forgot she existed….that was before today….when it was announced that she was going to be in the remake of “THE SAINT”….but more importantly…when she posted a pic that touches on so many fetishes….from feet…to fitness…to playing with hair…she’s ready for her second coming….and I’m sure you’re already working on your third…you fucking pervert.
Whenever I am reminded that Eliza Dushku gets fucked by negro dick….I am seriously amazed by it…It’s like even if dude has a micro cock compared to the rest of his body…he’d still split her in half….I mean just his fingers alone are bigger than an average grown man’s cock…and that shit gets slid inside her…making me think her pussy either has a lot of fucking give, or shit’s just big and either way, I think I kinda like how much of a dirty slut that makes her…partially cuz I know just how angry this makes her family, fans and every other racist that thought she was wholesome and their dream girl after seeing her in that one movie she was in and not as a colored lovin’ plantation owner’s daughter…if you know what I mean…and partially cuz I like watching white chicks get railed by black dudes…probably cuz I’m not white.
Eliza Dushku is this tiny body, that I assume has a huge vagina cuz she gets fucked by basketball player Rick Fox, but that’s assuming that he lives up to black stereotypes and isn’t the guy they laugh at between games….but I’ll like my assumption, it makes looking at her much more fun, cuz girls with big vaginas are funny…but I am sure I’m not the only one givin’ her questionable looks, you know, thanks to that whole social stigma of her decision to date a black man….
That’s all I have to say about that…here is her little legs in shorts and botoxed face to inspire you…
Here’s Eliza Dushku on the beach….I can’t imagine the size of the vagina on this bitch….I mean seriously, the size difference between these too is almost comical, like the shit you’d expect to see in the porn circus….I mean I get that pussy stretches and the other day I met a tiny girl who is into getting fisted, so the pussy can handle the abuse, but when Rick Fox moves onto new pussy and leaves Eliza Dushku, he’ll pretty take her vagina with him, figuratively, cuz no one will really be able to fill that void ever again, they’ll be too busy trying to find their way around the sagging labia….
I hear this Boyfriend term all the fucking time lately. Every magazine, every TV show, every shitty website mentions the fukcing shit, and all I see is over-sized, ill-fitting, not so hot clothes. Sure, it’s nice to pretend the whore is wearing the jeans to prevent her from being judged when doing the walk of shame, cuz she had a bit too much to drink the night before and let her vagina go on a little adventure, but the truth is shit’s just ugly and fantasies take too much work, I like shit given to me in the form of pictures, so that I don’t have to use my imagination for shit….plus if these were actually her boyfriend’s jeans, they’d be a hell of a lot more ridiculous looking, see Rick Fox is a big black man, and she’s a little white girl who likes having her vagina destroyed by massive athlete cock, so it’s safe to say she needs to wear these baggy jeans, cuz her mangled cunt is all bandaged up and meaty as fuck and doesn’t fit into her regular skinny jeans….and who really cares…she looks like shit.
I still haven’t figured out how Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox fuck. It’s not like she’s a typical woman black dudes go after, you know who are fat or built strong enough to take their big dicks, but can only assume Rick Fox has a small penis, otherwise Dushku would be getting pushed in a wheelchair in these pictures after he ripped her the fuck apart. I mean I guess she could have a huge cock fetish because she’s got a vagina built to handle the shit, I mean she did get famous somehow and I don’t think sitting on a producers desk fucking champagne bottles bottoms first is that unrealistic of one of her stunts, but it doesn’t matter because I don’t find her hot anymore, not because she’s gone black, since that shit never fucked with my ego like it does for white people, but because she’s wearing nude colored panties. I’m sure there’s nothing specifically wrong with nude colored panties, but I’m guessing someone like my grandmother or teacher who molested me or someone in my past used to wear, cuz whenever I see a bitch in them, or flashing their whale tail while bending over in them, I get sick to my stomach a lot like how you feel when dealing with the fact that your celebrity crush from the late 90s, the one who’s face is silkscreened to your pillow case is getting railed by a brother when you’re sitting at home reading this bullshit. Loser.
Eliza Dushku is a jock slut. Her last boyfriend was Oklahoma’s very own Brad Penny, and I am sure he throws up everytime he thinks about a black cock sliding deep and I’m talking real deep into his ex-girlfriend’s box.
To make those wounds sting a little more, I figured I’d post these pictures of Rick Fox showing up on the set of Dushku’s show. I figured like most new couples, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other and figured she had an hour break, so they might as well fuck each other’s brains out in her trailer, because you might as well fuck every chance you get, no matter how many pieces that shit leaves her in.
These pictures should set off some alarms in regards to the condition of Eliza Dushku’s vagina. I assume she’s had a kid in the 5 years no one heard from her, because that’s the only way a little white girl could handle a man this size. I’m not a penis expert but it’s safe to say when a motherfucker is pushing 7 feet all of him is bigger than the average, I mean otherwise he wouldn’t be in professional sports cuz the locker experience getting laughed at woulda put an end to his basketball career and a start to his blogging career.
That said, they look really fucking awkward on the street trying to kiss and I can’t imagine what they sex is like, if anything shit would probably be pretty fuckin’ creepy, like the time I used to work at a pharmacy years ago and found out the 400 pound 4 foot 11 cashier who loved when potato chips went on sale was fucking one of the stockboys who was pushing 7 feet and weighed close to 125 pounds who wore knee and ankle braces cuz his legs weren’t strong enough to support him. I would spend hours trying to do the play-by-play, you know figure out what position they’d do it in and shit, it brought much joy during a job I hated and that I ended up getting fired for after getting caught stealing pills from….
So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person…
I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at.
Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true.
As a member of an inter-racial couple, not that I actually consider myself in a realtionship, I’m really only married out of convenience, and not that I really consider myself Mexican, because I’ve been Americanized a few times over and my skin’s turned greay and ashy, but I still like to celebrate all interracial couples I see by pointing and laughing and making it harder for them than it already is, because social stigma is my real life partner, I just don’t really know what it means…but it means I like to make fun of people for things they are already insecure about…and here is the pic that disappoints her family.
I guess Allure realizes that in these times of economic crisis, where the world is turning to the internet, unfortunately, not turning to this website, and all print magazines are slowly going broke, and dying off, like some kind of magazine holocaust, that the final stage in survival is to take that tried, tested and true formula of survival and that’s getting girls willing to get naked, naked and posting their pictures in a classy enough way, that isn’t too offensive, that doesn’t show nipple or pussy lip, or anus, or insertion, because they don’t want to piss off the few advertisers they have left, because sex sells, unless it is sex with me.
They managed to get Eliza Dushku, a girl I wanted to fuck when she was in all those teen movies and my new found love, the Cumdog Millionaire who is from some cooking show I have never seen, named Padma, these are the pictures.
I knew an older guy who had spent many years drinking and eating badly. We used to hang in the park, he was retired and I was just a slacker, and he was shitting blood for a couple weeks before we forced him to go to the doctor. He had some kind of ass cancer and they had to remove something and that fucked up his boners.
So this dude spent the next 6 months depressed and complaining to us about how he can fuck whores like he used to, he couldn’t even jerk off because he couldn’t get it up, and that his shit was officially broken. He tried Viagra and it didn’t work, so his doctor suggested testosterone therapy because it was supposed to keep him young and virile, despite being in his 60s.
What that treatment did to him was fucking criminal, it turned him into a fucking monster. He’d stare down women like a guard dog scoping out a black guy climbing the junkyard fence, he’d talk about pussy more aggressively than ever, and he’d grab at random chicks who would walk by. Dude turned into a fucking rapist, but couldn’t do shit about it, because despite the fucking testosterone, his dick still didn’t work, so here was this raging hormonal freakshow who you couldn’t walk down the street without breaking some kind of law and scaring anything with a pussy, who was more sexually frustrated than you have ever been in your life because even though he wanted to fuck more than he ever did, he couldn’t do anything about it, so he got off the treatment, went back to normal and 6 months later they found out the cancer had spread and he died, and this picture reminds me of him and is my little tribute to let him know I have never forgotten those magical days of creepin’ together….