We have come to that point in internet content creation that even the stars like Liz Olsen, who I would say is pretty A-List, has gone into the social media content creation hustle, where she’s sharing what would have been considered to be a NUDE about 20 years ago, which is now just a nightgown pic that so happens to show off what seem to be pretty big titties…and I guess that’s something to celebrate.

I would hate to complain that A-listers are doing the instagram thing…I mean I know I can be a whining bitch about how clickbait is shit, how celebs should be better than this, how they shouldn’t need to reduce themselves to aggressive content….BECAUSE ultimately it’s amazing that they do…

It’s amazing we have witnessed the celebrity being untouchable, to being JUST like you…

Long gone are the days of waiting for the paparazzi to hide in her closet while she’s fucking her husband…or climbing the fence at their beach ViLA for the pool pics….instead they just post it up themselves..

The other IG girls should be nervous, the celebs are moving in on their turf and there’s no real competing with them…but there is coming to them…which is a little different but still involves come….

Point of the story…LIZ OLSEN’s got boobs!

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I don’t do that whole comic book virgin loser nerd shit, whether nerds are cool, comics are mainstream, and hot chicks are not opposed to the whole thing like they once were, it’s just not how my autistic-ish mind processes things, if it’s not realistic I feel like an asshole watching it and superpowers aren’t realistic…so I just avoid it as a whole…

But for whatever reason, I’ve watched Wandavision and I like it…probably because I like old sitcoms, watch reruns on MeTv and think of the glory days of TV….which the Disney show I don’t pay to access by the way, I use other people’s accounts, hit it alright….and the super hero shit becomes some shitty sitcom storyline so I don’t feel like as much of an asshole watching it…

Not to mention, Liz Olsen’s got tits…like so many girls before her…and after her…but she’s still got tits….not the biggest or the smallest….but tits…

So this is from tonight’s episode apparently, I figured I’d post it up, not to endorse the evil overlords that are the Disney People…or the show, but rather Liz Olsen, the Olsen Twin who still works because she’s not worth 500 million dollars…has tits…

Most importantly, I am an advocate of the leotard, it is the one article of clothing that touches ass, pussy and tits at the same time…a magical skill to have….so here’s that Super Hero Leotard Shit…

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Elizabeth is in the very hyped WANDAVISION for Disney+ so you know it won’t be one of those cutting edge art films that bridges the gap between hardcore porn and hollywood films thanks to the actors having real sex as they fucking should…I mean for one they are all fucking perverts who fuck each other anyway, for two they are all fucking on the same strain of herpes as they all fuck each other anyway, for three they get paid too fucking much to not fuck…I mean porn girls get 1500 a scene….these Hollywood bitches get Tens of Thousands if not more per day…

But Disney did do something right, they squeezed the hot Olsen because she didn’t have to share the womb with another one, so she got all the resources to her damn self, into a body suit, showgirl, flapper girl, I don’t know what you’d call this outfit maybe a Cabaret Outfit…who fuicking cares…her ass looks dumpy, a little too 1940s, but her tits are there and that’s what counts…

Good job DISNEY on bringing the celebrity porn…you fucking perverts…because everything is porn seeing as someone out there has jerked off to it…which is disturbing when you map out all the different things you can come up with that people have jacked off to.

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