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2021

02

Jul

Elle Fanning Braless of the Day

Elle Fanning is probably the hotter and more interesting of the Fanning sisters because she wasn’t the human sacrifice that was thrown into the industry as a child, only to creep me out when she did interviews with Rosie, or wherever they sent her as an 8 year old who spoke and acted like a 40 year old, it was a weird fucking time and I just wrote Dakota off as another child star that would either lose her mind of fade away which may or may have happened, I wouldn’t know, I’m too busy checking out her sister, who unlike other celebrity sisters, is a celebrity in her own right cuz her parents know the scam…and apparently Elle knows the scam too, since she’s got a mask on despite masks being proved to not work….but also doesn’t have her bra on…in a wife beater..like so many girls who brave the world to leave their house….so you shouldn’t even notice her mask…STARE AT THE TITS…they are better.

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2021

12

Apr

Dakota and Elle Fanning Incest of the Day

Elle Dakota Fanning

I know we’ve gone over the sister fetish incessantly over the 17 years I’ve been writing this idiotic site, day in and day out….except on weekends…for 17 years….do you know how fucking long that is to be writing shit I don’t give a shit about for no real reason besides what must be a mental health issue…it’s gotta be crazy

But yeah, I’ve gone through the girl on girl being hotter when they are sisters, or the grass is greener when you’re fucking a girl with a sister, and you find the sister far more appealing so you try to have sex with her instead of the one you have only for it to backfire, even if you get to fuck the sister because they’ll always choose each other over you, and that riff you cause is just a speed bump in their sisterly lives, while for you it can be months of headaches because you have double the hate coming your way…all cuz you weren’t happy with one and needed the other….then there’s the whole sister porn, or twin fetish, where’s it’s not incest if they are genetically the same person…that’s just masturbation…you get what I am saying…sisters love playing up that they are sisters cuz they know that excites people…

I guess the professional Fannings, who are famous sisters, are speaking to that like they are at a producer’s house getting down for a casting, where Dakota who is less creepy as an adult actor than she was as a child actor is either birthing a statue for her sister, or being fucked by a statue by her sister, or just humpimg the statue with her sister and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird…but when you’re sold to an industry and raised in a bubble, being weird is what you’d expect…

I don’t get it, but I get why you’d jerk off to it, and that’s all there is to that…

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2020

02

Nov

Elle Fanning Voter Booty of the Day

Elle Fanning Voting Booty

I don’t believe in the VOTE, I don’t see it as a right of all the citizens, or as an obligation for all the people, or as a symbol of our democrazy, I just see it as a beacon or as a tool by the elite class to let the peasants think they have a voice in the election, when really that shit’s already decided and it’s all just a fucking performance piece….Whether that is fact or not, who fucking knows, I just know I’ve never voted and never will vote because my vote doesn’t matter but my time does and I’m not about to sit in line amongst a bunch of assholes for a useless purpose…I rather waste my time posting here…which as you must know…is a waste of fucking time…

So that’s my opinion on voting…at leat in CANADA…where I denounce the vote always….your USA vote shit that has been dominating the news here and I guess around the world as much as it has in your own life…is probably the fucking same…and the funny thing is that it won’t end tomorrow….this nonsense will go on….and you will still have no say in the outcome, but I am sure we can all hear your opinions on your social media feeds incessantly you annoying fucks….

The best is the passionate supporters of either party, who whine and bitch and call out the other party, when they aren’t even going to vote…so it’s this passionate hate against one of the parties and they aren’t even going to vote …so all their rants are just to be annoying as shit…

So as someone who hates the vote, hates celebs meddling in the vote, or manipulating the vote like they are some higher beings we must follow their lead, despite being rich out of touch assholes who live in their own rich person bubble and have zero understanding of the actual american experience….

And as someone who doesn’t typically like the Fannings, but I did watch Season 1 of The Alienist this weekend….where Dakota and her creepy childstar self didn’t really annoy me as I stared at her eyebrows knowing she’s got blonde bush….

This Elle Fanning Rock the Vote nonsense is solid, I mean her ass is ridiculous…I had no idea that was there…making them more interesting as a rich and famous sister duo with creepy parents who sold them out to the industry at a young age and are likely very fucked up cuz they’ve “SEEN SOME SHIT” all these years…

Hot ass.

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2020

21

Sep

Elle Fanning Nipple See Through of the Day

I don’t know why Elle Fanning looks like a granny with dementia who left the assisted living facility despite COVID restrictions and protocols, because she’s got dementia and doesn’t pay attention to that shit…

I just know that like a granny with dementia, she’s forgotten her bra, it’s a style choice that we all approve of, like I don’t think I’ll ever be exhausted from all the consistent nudes, half nudes and sexualized pics…but it does get a little boring….just nonstop titty.

I also know that she looks like she has cankles, which isn’t hot to me, but some of you water retention, granny in compression socks may fucking love this….

I do find the fanning family creepy as shit….but see through t-shirts make them tolerable…now just get Dakota on the program….and maybe I’ll be less creeped out….


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2020

15

May

Elle Fanning Getting Fucked of the Day

Elle Fanning Sex Scene

I don’t find Elle Fanning hot, but I do wonder if she has blonde pubic hair…or is it all lies…but I always wonder if blonde girls have blonde pubic hair ever since I discovered that some blondes had blonde pubic hair….it was the 90s…and Brian De Palma’s dressed to kill had a shower scene…and in that shower scene some bitch with a huge blonde bush had her huge blonde bush and I thought “awesome”….

Anyway, she’s in a new series, or a new movie, or something that’s getting some hype as these bigger budget actual Hollywood shows do…that whole marketing thing to get that money back in…pretty useless in the grand scheme of things but it got Elle Fanning naked so she can pretend she’s this deep and amazing talent..when talent doesn’t exist bro…it’s all nonsense, luck and some parents who know how to pimp their kids…

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2020

12

May

Elle Fanning Mask Fail of the Day

I don’t find Elle Fanning hot, so I do think the mask makes her look better. I am a brown paper bag kind of guy who once the face is edited out I can stare at what matters, the titties…

So I appreciate her in her brown paper bagging herself, plus with the whole virus, it just seems like a logical thing to do, so for the virus fetishists, the Personal Protective Equipment perverts, or the germaphobes….this is porn to you….

While I think it’s more of a shaming situation, that should be spent laughing at her fro not wearing her mask proper…the mucus membranes in your fucking nose should be covered up….so why fucking bother even wearing a mask….this is like saying you are wearing a condom, when you’ve just got the condom base around your balls….

So let’s mask shame her together….that’s the new kind of shaming that will have support groups on Facebook crying about how evil men are belittling women who don’t mask properly like the bullies the patriarchy are…oand Faning is your leader.

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2019

30

Sep

Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out

ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out.

She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents.

If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down.

When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits…

Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person.

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2019

22

Jul

Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day

Elle Fanning Bikini

Elle Fanning is creepy….

She’s like the bench warming child her parents had in thee event that Dakota bitch had a fucking meltdown after realizing she was whored out by her parents at a young age…She was insurance.

You know the back-up dancing, the string player, the shadow or understudy, the one who was never supposed to get the glory, unless the other one fell apart…but luckily for her, the other one was pretty consistent…and this one got into acting at a more normal age…but has still be raised weird and coddled like the least favorite child she is….

She’s out here in a bikini on vacation cuz actors work 10 percent of the time and make thousands of times more money than you idiot slaves…especially when they were raised by parents who already set up this acting thing for their other child, paving the way for this one to just cruise…tits out on a cruise ship….literally.

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2019

18

Jun

Elle Fanning Tits of the Day

Elle Fanning TIts

Elle Fanning scares me. She’s so fucking pale and I find it creepy…I assume it’s from being raised in a cage, given acting classes as the back-up to Dakota Fanning, in the event she had a mental breakdown and the family needed to find a quick replacement…they worked too damn hard for this…TOO damn hard for this…

With that fact, we can conclude that Elle Fanning, the younger sister, has the younger sister complex, never feeling adequate since she grew up less famous, so as she gets more and more and more famous, she still has a hole in her soul that will never be filled….and that hole in their is what we need to get slutty attention seeking….

The fannings look like they were created in the lab, or like they are aliens sent to earth to penetrate American pop culture…and I don’t know what this tit looks like but I know I don’t like it…at all..

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2019

14

Jun

Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day

Elle Fanning Bikini

I don’t know why ELLE Fanning is framing her vagina with her hands…like some pretentious asshole film director trying to frame his shot, or like Madonna doing the Vogue, or like some spiritual new age idiot framing her ORA….but I can assume it’s to draw attention to what she thinks her most important feature is…her vagina….not because it represents her womanhood and femininity with her womb…but because it gives her orgasms when touched proper and is her bargaining chip over men to get what she wants out of them…

THE VAGINA…the focal point of any woman..not for breeding, but for simulating breeding but pulling out before it’s too late…

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