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2017

11

Jan

Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day

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I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…

That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…those lips are crazy, that body is crazy, and seeing her do a bikini campaign may not be a nude for attention photoshoot for “fun”…or “editorial”….but it’s something good enough to imagine her on the beach eating an ice cream…as it melts and drips down her face onto her tits….wiping it off with one hand…while inserting random objects in her vagina with the other…the way all beach fantasies are supposed to be.

She’s great….a keeper…something weird looking about her, but also nostalgic…I’m into it…

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2016

24

Nov

So Emma Stern Nielsen Topless Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a nude / Topless / Titty Flash shoot of model I like Emma Stern Nielsen….because Emma Stern Nielsen is the kind of girl I want to see succeed, and who will probably succeed, because she’s just fucking awesome, and has great tits, so get her in mainstream campaigns – make her a Guess? Girl or Victoria’s Secret Angel…it seems to work for all the other hookers……

While she works on that, we can assume she goes to all the parties, fucks rich guys, does a lot of nude shoots, and is willing to do even more extreme nudes, you know to make it…and I appreciate the hard work so much that I follow her – and would follow her home – you know just to make sure she got home safe – so that I could climb her fire escape and hopefully watch her shower / masturbate or fuck….because as far as I’m concerned – this is some cockteasing foreplay….

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2016

17

Jun

Emma Stern has is the Future of All Things of the Day

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Howard Stern’s daughter Emma, has an amazing upper lip…

She also goes by the name Emma Stern Nielsen….you know trying to avoid being accused of nepotism and I follow her on instagram….because we may live in a world where so many of these girls, I’m talking anyone who is a 7 or up, is doing photoshoots on the internet and thinking they are hot, talented or matter…

BUT SOMETIMES!

An actual amazing looking model breaks out of the noise, and reminds you that some models deserve to be models, are models, and were born to be models – because they have hot fucking features, mainly lips, I mean this mouth is just absurd and she knows it…

So Emma Stern Nielsen is the kind of girl I want to see succeed, and who will probably succeed, because she’s just fucking awesome, get her in mainstream campaigns – make her a Victoria’s Secret Angel…let’s go…

I’d say that she’s the kind of girl Iould watch masturbate, but I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting, limbs they have… I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things…

But I do think she’s amazing…the kind of girl you’d want to follow around the world with or without her knowing – or you could just find her home address to mail her cum soaked kleenex, girls say they don’t like that kind of interest in them, but they love it…

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2016

14

Mar

Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen is the new, who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…

The kind of girl I would watch masturbate, or have sex, or even eat a popsicle on a hot summer day from a park bench looking on, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will do that to any girl…

But Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking..

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2015

16

Apr

Emma Stern Nielsen in Bikinis of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, is a campaign for some bathing suit company….,

It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte as she rides my face ike a Mechanical bull…or bike…or really anything she’s into that involves riding…I am accommodating like that..

I would google her, but really why bother…look at the pics..

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2014

03

Sep

Emma Stern Nielsen for Wildfox of the DAy

Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things…

That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking..

The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.

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2014

02

Sep

Emma Stern Nielsen in Lingerie of the Day

As much as I hate lingerie campaign pictures because I find them fucking boring…every once in a while I get semi impressed…I mean impressed isn’t really the right word…but I am so jaded when it comes to this shit…I’ve been doing it for 30,000 fucking posts…over 10 years…it’s like eventually all the girls, all the photographers, all the brands, all the concepts all blend into one giant pile of irrelevant bullshit that doesn’t matter in the overall picture of the state of the world.

It’s not newsworthy, it doesn’t affect our lives, it’s just some nonsense to help sell some other assholes panties for a lot of money…

But today, this Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t know I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some company called Triumph, that hired a Vogue photographer named Ellen Von Unwerth, who is knows for being fucking awesome at taking semi erotic fashion pics, brought a fucking win…

It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte on her face as she rides me like a Mechanical bull…

She’s good.

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