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2023

03

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Canada Day Swimsuit of the Day

It’s the long weekend here in Canada and that’s not to say that mid-40 year old Emmanuelle Chriqui, who still looks good and busty despite being in her mid-40s is celebrating Canada Day, but she is a Canadian, her outfit is red and white, which are the Canadian colors, and she’s showing a decent tan, blocking her face from the sun so she doesn’t age more extreme than she has to, fucking her cunt with her left foot, but keeping the actual penetration out of the frame, it’s a trick she learned as her vaginal elasticity loosened thanks to her age and experience in Hollywood…and I am impressed….not because of the foot fucking, that shit is odd, but because she’s boldly in the seated position and that level of confidence is rare to see in a woman and it shines through her social media posts….making me think she’s the kind of girl who would sit on your face unshowered, because nothing makes her feel inadequate or insecure….and that’s MY fetish….

Fuck Canada…or feet…or Emanuelle Chriqui if you’re one of them LUCKY ONES…



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2022

19

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui, who is Canada’s best export besides Celine Dion and Pam Anderson I guess, but she’s up there, even if her career was never all that substantial, she’s done pretty good with herself, and you could argue that’s what happens when you have some solid tits, it’s one of those lottery wins that you cannot fail with, because men are pretty fucking simple minded and will help out big tits, and women, even when they hate the big tits, get big tit envy and also treat the big tits as something special and important. There’s got to be some scientific reasoning for that, but I’m not going to bother digging into it….I just know, if you have tits and aren’t at the top of your game, whether you’re a farmer or a fucking stripper, a call girl or a waitress, a dentist or an accountant, then you’ve done something wrong.

I never watched Entourage, that shit offended me before it even started, but I understand why this babe went viral because of it, since she’s hot and fit and in a bikini…..

The funny thing is that she’s also old, but for some reason, she doesn’t look like a dopey fucking muppet or cartoon like all the other old bitches, which is exceptionally weird to me, because I believe she’s from French Canada….where the women have been mangled with the procedures LA has adopted….decades before LA adopted them….the duck face, plastic vibe, has been a thing I’ve been around forever, so seeing it extend to rich people has been funny but NOT this Emanuelle Chriqui rich person, because some bitches are hot enough to know they don’t need it like all the insecure bitches who don’t need it, but get it, because they are insecure bitches.

So I like this.

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2020

10

Dec

Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui may be old and tired…but that doesn’t stop any of these bitches from showing their titties….

Yes, this is hardly a full titty flash…it’s a cocktease titty flash, but she’s in her 40s and this being a slut on the internet thing is a bit more challenging…

I am an old fuck, but I got into the internet in the 90s by accident….but it wasn’t until 2005 when everyone started getting into the internet…and even then it wasn’t until about 2015 until people really came to terms with being a whore on the internet….

So for the majority of her life, she thought she was a legit starlet, someone people loved and who didn’t need to be shameless to get that love. You know a traditional low level celeb…

That’s not to say being a whore wasn’t in her blood, it’s to say that she kept it private….and the idea of doing it publicly wasn’t an option…

But when the mainstream skews to being naked being normal, feminist and empowered and kids who grew up amongst the whores see naked on the internet as normal, so they excell at it, while these dinosaurs try so hard to keep up…

Now the tits from “Entourage”, a show I can proudly say I’ve never been a fan of, but I do know girls that Jeremy Piven has tried to fuck….and I guess Adrien Grenier too…it was a big show that allowed them to get all the pussy they want…are out there…not fully, but enough to see their size…

With all those face injections, she barely looks like a 40 year old trying to be modern and convenient…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and because I’m not Jewish….but I figure that’s where you’d find her if you looked.

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2019

20

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple of the Day

When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a robe with your tits out…I CAN SEE HER NIPPLE…

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits….tits that have made it to America on the MAKE IT IN AMERICA creator’s more popular show…ENTOURAGE….

I don’t think she’s done anything since, but she’s 40 years old and as a woman, that’s a great age to bow out and retire…unless you’re already an a lister, to famous to not force yourself onto us….in roles where you play some old bitch…

But she is in a robe with her tits out…and as far as I’m concerned, that’s her best performance..give her the Oscar she will literally never be nominated for….

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2018

29

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Group Pussy Dance of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui, the big Jewish tits from Canada who got famous in America for being the big Tits on Entourage….is doing a pussy dance.

A pussy dance, for the perverts who don’t know what a pussy dance is, but who she is doing a pussy dance for…is when a girl leads her dance with her pussy….so it’s like step one of the dance is pussy forward…pussy left….pussy right….pussy back…pussy right…pussy left…pussy forward…while the rest of her follows.

I haven’t seen a group this big do a pussy dance before….it’s masterful….maybe it is thanks to her circus performing roots…

I don’t have the answers…just the video…and as a bonus they are in bikinis, wearing bikinis, which is like Bra and Panties to me…same coverage..different fabric…same contact with genitals…hot.

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2018

15

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Alive of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and her hard nipple are getting out of a pool in a one piece…because that’s what you do when you’re 40, still in shape, rocking big jewish tits, straight from Morocco via Canada, who likely has family who live close enough to me to come kill me if I sexualize her or make fun of her….

Old but not tired…you can see how old her face looks….the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….that doesn’t matter…so long as there are hard wet nipples…

This doesn’t matter, but I’ll just post it…because what else am I going to do…

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2018

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….

But that body is out of control, which is a good thing, because her face is looking it’s age…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and I’m not Jewish….

But you can stare at the tits.

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2017

17

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Tit Spilling Out of her Bikini Top of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that…

So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out….

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits…

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2016

25

Oct

People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day

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People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday….

I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong…

She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story…

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2016

27

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day

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Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard…..

Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand…

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