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2014

19

Feb

Erin Heatherton for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio like all Victoria’s Secret models…making me think they are actual hookers and not models…you know the highest of class…because the logic behind all of them dating the same dude, unless they were hookers, doesn’t make sense…I know girls and girls get mad if their friends even talk to their ex boyfriends…making me question whether it’s a publicity stunt…by the company to market their bitches…or maybe when you’re leo..they girls just use his dick as a novelty…

All this to say, I prefer Erin Heatherton in lingerie than whatever is going on here…

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2013

07

Aug

Erin Heatherton’s Upskirt Flash of the Day

I guess it’s not as exciting when you see a haggard, old, chain smoking, coked-up model with a hard face who is paid stupid money to pose in her thong …get her skirt blown up by the wind to show the world the bottom quadrant of her ass cheek you’ve already seen…as it is when a girl you’ve never seen gets raped by the wind cuz the wind never gets busted for rape…even when it happens in front of tons of people…but it’s still nature helping up be perverts and that’s gotta be part of God’s plan…

I think the hightlight of these pictures is knowing that when this chick is being felt up by the wind, her ex boyfriend Leo DiCaprio is in Ibiza with some other model who works for the same company/escort agency, while wearing a bikini …because despite his boyish good looks, he’s a old fucking pervert into models, as he should be

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2013

13

Jun

Erin Heatherton’s Nipple of GQ Germany of the DAy

Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Victoria’s Secert model, Erin Heatherton, did a a shoot she’s meant to be doing for GQ Germany, that shows off her model tits.

You see, she makes a lot of money to mosey half naked, there should be a certain percentage of her work that involves her being fully naked, you know to get her the gig in the first place, and to give us something to cross reference when jerking off to her catalog pics…

In fact, Victoria’s Secret, if they were smart, would do a fully nude Catalog once a year, with all their girls spread out like this saying “what happens after you buy your bitch our shitty overpriced made in Bangladesh garbage”…because it would justify their salaries, generate hype, and really give us what we want, instead of forcing us to turn to GQ Germany to get it.

Here are her titties you have seen in a bra….not in a bra…I dig it.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|NSFW

2013

12

Mar

Victoria’s Secret March Mega Post of the Day

The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to….

-Erin Heatherton
-Karlie Kloss
-Magdelena Frackowiak
-Candice Swanepoel
-Cameron Russell
-Behati Prinsloo….

In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop..

Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring…

Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Madelena Frackowiak|Victoria's Secret

2013

28

Feb

Erin Heatherton Hot Behind the Scenes for GQ of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know….

She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….

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2013

07

Feb

Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret February 2013 of the Day

Since the Victoria’s Secret catalog was dropped today….all their model babe pics have hit the internet in a strategic “generate buzz so that when men need to buy a last minute Valentine’s Day gift, they do it at Victoria’s Secret….cuz men like jerking off on sexy, made in China or Indonesia sweatshop laces and silks…probably not because of the little underage sweatshop hands that make it…but because it is aspirational…it brings hope that our dumpy wives look a little hotter than they normally do in the flannel pajamas…at least for one night a year…that we hope ends in a blowjob….it never does..but we are all allowed to dream.

Here’s Erin Heatherton….a vagina Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside….doing it better than any girl you get with.

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2013

04

Feb

Erin Heatherton Modeling Half Naked of the Day

I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first…


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2013

28

Jan

Erin Heatherton Not Modeling Lingerie of the Day


Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

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2013

21

Jan

Erin Heatherton’s Bikini Spy Pics of the Day

Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on….


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2013

14

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day

Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke….

That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2012

20

Dec

Erin Heartherton in a Bikini of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton is in St Barths…as all the models were the past 10 days…because I guess the billionaire who owns Victoria’s Secret has a compound they all stay at…..and to everyone’s surprise…she modeled bikinis…because it is her fucking job and that is what she does…

I kinda wish the cafeteria lady, or the fat bitchy waitress at the diner, or the evil government worker at the welfare office had this much support, or excitement around showing up to their shitty fucking jobs…..but that just isn’t the world we live in….now is it…


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2012

11

Dec

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pics of the Day

My man Leonardo DiCaprio’s hired new model pussy Erin Heatherton…the new star of Victoria’s Secret…cuz her body is fucking amazing…and her klout score probably high…thanks to having had A-Lister cock in her….when he can have his A-Lister cock in anything…and probably was putting his A-Lister cock in anything while putting his A-Lister cock in her and pretending they were exclusive cuz he was paid by Victoria’s Secret to help market their girls….and cuz girls like A-Lister’s giving them attention and let A-Listers do whatever they want as to not ruin what they have with the A-Lister….cuz A-Lister cock…comes all kind of perks…and I’m not talking about the probable STDs…I’m talking the A-Lister life of fucking luxury….

The story is they broke up….but the good news is that this Erin Heatherton is now an A-List model and can get all those perks on her fucking own….not to mention she can lure more A-Lister cock in…cuz she played this shit right…I appreciate her hustle….


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2012

21

Sep

Erin Heatherton’s Lingerie Pics for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Erin Heatherton may not be a hooker, she’s a model and that’s different…she is just on payroll to get naked or half naked for a company….and the company only strongly encourages she fuck the “Important” clients who give the brand a high profile…you know the A-Listers like Leonardo DiCaprio who are constantly sticking their dick in their roster of talent….

It helps the brand image and helps make these hot little half naked girls seem more important than they are….you know arm candy to the stars..the dream of every escort….even though this escort agency is totally legal…and free….and convenient for the A-Listers they set up with these amazing girls….

I dig it…and here’s a little same fucking format, pretty much same fucking lingerie, with an interchangeable hot girl that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks.

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2012

12

Sep

More Erin Heatherton in a Bikini of the Day


Erin Heatherton is Leonardo DiCaprio’s official model he fucks….because I assume being Leonardo DiCaprio and aware of what dating him does for a model’s career and probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are….he is probably down to fuck whoever he wants….

I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at….her ass isn’t substantial and compared to Candice Swanepoel she’s feces….and I know what you’re thinking, that I am only saying that cuz Erin Heatheron is really Erin Bubley….a jewish girl from Illinois….but I am not Anti-Semetic and either is DiCaprio since all his girlfriends are jewish….you see I believe we are all God’s Children and all religions have babes and busted up, broken down, gremlin monsters with vaginas…..not that she’s a gremlin, but she is a lot of hype and here she is in a bikini…Victoria’s Secret is pushing this one hard…and here she is in another bikini for her Miami shoot…


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2012

12

Sep

Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Hustle for VS of the Day


I am not the kind of virgin loser who likes comparing hot pussy I’ve never met but would love to make sweet love to and write poetry about….you know the kind of romance that great American love stories are made of…..you know in a Who Would You Rather Do dorm room or mom’s basement or World of Warcraft Chatroom hypothetical, more fantay than all of their hobbies combined situation…I find it lame, obvious, redundant, boring conversaton cuz these bitches don’t know us, will never know us, and choosing between two hot pussies is a retarded concept that makes no sense, when I’d rathre do a cardbord cutout of one of them, than the toothless crackwhores I actually fuck, who I choose based on price….cuz lets face it, fucking anything that I can actually fuck is my fucking choice…..

Here are a couple of pics of them from twitter – not in bikinis….if you like faces as much as I like cumming on faces…



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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton