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2015

13

Jul

Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty.

That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great….

She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that…

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2015

06

Jul

Erin Heatherton for GQ of the Day

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Here’s a Victoria’s Secret / Leonardo DiCaprio beard, because the rumor is that he’s gay, and likes having models around him, because they let him abuse them, and treat them like shit, and that makes him feel better about himself, but maybe that’s just lies from a model who went to one of his parties, who he didn’t fuck…you know how girls are, they get mean when they guy they try to whore themselves to reject them, it fucks up their ego and they don’t realize that they were practically masturbating while drunk for him and everyone around them, drawing unnecessary attention to them, in a get pulled by security cuz bitch can’t hang…

But I still think he may be gay, only because he has a house in LA that one of his BFF dudes lives in and drives his cars and I’ve heard…has weird sex parties…again all rumors…that don’t take away from the fact that Erin Heatherton has publicly stated through action that she’s a gold digging, ladder climbing, celebrity groupie fucking whore..and here she is for GQ…and here she is for America..

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2015

15

Apr

Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day

Here is the pussy, in a bikini bottom, that Leonardo DiCaprio once fucked and even claimed to have dated, even though he dates all the models, it is kind of his thing…

I assume it’s tough for him to get pussy, seeing as he’s Leonardo DiCaprio, rich as fuck, rumored to have a massive cock, and all girls are aware of what dating him does for a model’s career …..

He’s probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are….

I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at…but I’ll look at any pussy definition in a bikini bottom…

Whether it was destroyed by Leo’s big cock or not…

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2015

13

Jan

Erin Heatherton Tits for Some Event of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay.

That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal…..


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2014

07

Oct

Erin Heatherton’s Alleged BTS Nudes of the Day

Her name is Erin Heatherton – I have no idea if these are pictures of her or not, I am going to assume that they are, because she is a lingerie model and getting naked for her job is pretty much what she gets paid a lot of money to do…

I know she was rumoured to be one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards for a while, as it helps launch models to the mainstream for Victoria’s Secret, all par of their marketing…while making Leo look like a pimp, because when making 50 million a way, being famous and deemed a sex symbol by girls since the 90s, it’s all part of maintaining that he’s no homo…even though acting in and of itself is so fucking homo and actors are probably all the biggest whining bitches around…

That said, love her the tits…she should focus on these kind of publicity stunts, rather than the dudes she fucks being her marketing hook, because I like to think she has what it takes to make it…and that’s a model body…and NIPPLES!!!

If these are leaked or hacked from her phone – and not her just being generous to her fans – I apologize for any damage I’ve caused…

If these aren’t Erin Heatherton – because I really don’t even know what Erin Heatherton is and she could be sitting next to me on a plane and I’d have no idea…take them in anyway – because…well…nude selfies are amazing…and I want to see all of them.

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2014

20

Aug

Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret.

You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company…

The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck.

I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is.

THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe.

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2014

17

Jul

Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret. You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company…

The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck.

I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is.

THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe and I’d eat this ass no matter what’s been inside it.

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2014

19

Feb

Erin Heatherton for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio like all Victoria’s Secret models…making me think they are actual hookers and not models…you know the highest of class…because the logic behind all of them dating the same dude, unless they were hookers, doesn’t make sense…I know girls and girls get mad if their friends even talk to their ex boyfriends…making me question whether it’s a publicity stunt…by the company to market their bitches…or maybe when you’re leo..they girls just use his dick as a novelty…

All this to say, I prefer Erin Heatherton in lingerie than whatever is going on here…

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2013

07

Aug

Erin Heatherton’s Upskirt Flash of the Day

I guess it’s not as exciting when you see a haggard, old, chain smoking, coked-up model with a hard face who is paid stupid money to pose in her thong …get her skirt blown up by the wind to show the world the bottom quadrant of her ass cheek you’ve already seen…as it is when a girl you’ve never seen gets raped by the wind cuz the wind never gets busted for rape…even when it happens in front of tons of people…but it’s still nature helping up be perverts and that’s gotta be part of God’s plan…

I think the hightlight of these pictures is knowing that when this chick is being felt up by the wind, her ex boyfriend Leo DiCaprio is in Ibiza with some other model who works for the same company/escort agency, while wearing a bikini …because despite his boyish good looks, he’s a old fucking pervert into models, as he should be

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2013

13

Jun

Erin Heatherton’s Nipple of GQ Germany of the DAy

Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Victoria’s Secert model, Erin Heatherton, did a a shoot she’s meant to be doing for GQ Germany, that shows off her model tits.

You see, she makes a lot of money to mosey half naked, there should be a certain percentage of her work that involves her being fully naked, you know to get her the gig in the first place, and to give us something to cross reference when jerking off to her catalog pics…

In fact, Victoria’s Secret, if they were smart, would do a fully nude Catalog once a year, with all their girls spread out like this saying “what happens after you buy your bitch our shitty overpriced made in Bangladesh garbage”…because it would justify their salaries, generate hype, and really give us what we want, instead of forcing us to turn to GQ Germany to get it.

Here are her titties you have seen in a bra….not in a bra…I dig it.

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2013

12

Mar

Victoria’s Secret March Mega Post of the Day

The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to….

-Erin Heatherton
-Karlie Kloss
-Magdelena Frackowiak
-Candice Swanepoel
-Cameron Russell
-Behati Prinsloo….

In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop..

Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring…

Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…

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2013

28

Feb

Erin Heatherton Hot Behind the Scenes for GQ of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know….

She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….

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2013

07

Feb

Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret February 2013 of the Day

Since the Victoria’s Secret catalog was dropped today….all their model babe pics have hit the internet in a strategic “generate buzz so that when men need to buy a last minute Valentine’s Day gift, they do it at Victoria’s Secret….cuz men like jerking off on sexy, made in China or Indonesia sweatshop laces and silks…probably not because of the little underage sweatshop hands that make it…but because it is aspirational…it brings hope that our dumpy wives look a little hotter than they normally do in the flannel pajamas…at least for one night a year…that we hope ends in a blowjob….it never does..but we are all allowed to dream.

Here’s Erin Heatherton….a vagina Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside….doing it better than any girl you get with.

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2013

04

Feb

Erin Heatherton Modeling Half Naked of the Day

I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first…


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2013

28

Jan

Erin Heatherton Not Modeling Lingerie of the Day


Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

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