Hey remember when I did that Bar Refaeli post 4 minutes ago about how she used her tits to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame into a line of underwear she’s pushing aggressively, cuz might as well make all the money you can when you can….it’s simple business lessons many Israelis will teach you if you let them……

While, here’s the new vagina Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking, because he can, and might as well, stick his dick in all these half naked models who get paid to be half naked, cuz why bother lookin for pussy on your own, when you have model scouts out there and big brands like Victoria’s Secret out there doing the work for you…not tha someone like Leonardo DiCaprio would exclusively fuck one model…when he has the option to fuck all models…but this is his public number one…and she’s in a bikini showing you why she’s a star fucking model….it’s all in her body.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Holidays with Bikini-Clad… by splashnews

Leonardo DiCaprio is kinda obvious with his choices in women…I don’t think the choices are all that bad…I mean let Victoria’s Secret do the pussy recruiting for you, they are professionals and scope the world for the best models they can find, and you’re too busy sitting on a mountain of money, living a vacation of a life, being famous to do that shit yourself, but the fact that he runs through their roster of bitches, is almost comical, you know like a pre-requisite to the job, you know in the interview process when they get hired, they have to sign a “you will have to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret models is his festish”….contract …and I think he shoulda probably gone for a hotter one, but this one’s alright, I mean they are all pretty interchangable, as he continues to prove everytime he sticks his dick in one of their vaginas…

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Adam Sandler has pretty much won the fucking lottery. He can’t act. His shit is boring. I never liked it, even when I tried to like it but his company Happy Madison makes money, gets funding, and makes a lot of stupid fucking movies, that make him more money, but more importantly where he casts models to be in the shit, cuz why the fuck not, might as well give his garbage script something worth looking at….

They are filming Grown Ups 2….cuz Grown Ups wasn’t enough humiliation for David Spade, Chris Rock and that Mall Cop dude….and there is a scene where Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton gets into a cheerleading outfit and there’s pretty much nothing wrong with that….

This is a preview…if you like models in cheerleading costumes…because really, who doesn’t….

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Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who is normally photoshopped to the tits in bras that make her look like she has tits…and not just these little round amazing likely implants tits….you know rocking those shitty catalog shots for Victoria’s Secret…..but she decided to say no to the make-up artist, the professional photographer, the photoshop, the lighting and the money, and give us a free glimpse into the real Erin Heatherton, secure with herself cuz she’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model, working for fucking free….making this the equivalent of running into Frank Sinatra busking in the subway station…pre-death….if you know what I mean…..only far more sexually arrousing, despite being far less interesting….Who fucking cares about this bullshit….it’s a bitch who’s life and career is about being half naked….half naked…in shit quality pics…fuck her.

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I decided to do something new today by posting something old….and by something I mean Erin Heatherton of Victoria’s Secret fame tit…and by old I mean from 2007….possibly beforee she was a Victoria’s Secret model…in what was probably some of her better work…and I’m not just saying that cuz they are topless but because Victoria’s Secret photoshoots fucking suck….they are boring, corporate and all the fucking same no matter what half naked bitch they throw in it…

I figure tits are timeless, but more important pictures of tits are timeless….cuz I know I for one can jerk off to vintage erotica….sometimes even better knowing the star of it is dead…but maybe I’m just weird…or maybe I just like people at their prime….and not when their tits are hanging off an old washed up bitch’s chest….

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