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2014

07

Feb

New York Fashion Week is Going On of the Day

In the event you care, the worlds top models are going to be walking down the runways in various states of undress for the next week at the biggest fashion event in the world…Ne York Fashion Week…and the amazing crew in the stepFORUM have been updating pictures from all the shows they come across….

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I mean if aspiring model, who is trying to position herself hard as fuck and her retard face like Ireland Baldwin is there it must be awesome…right…(see top pic)…

Here are a couple pics of her in a leotard to redeem herself…because I don’t hate her as much as her and her father hate me…

FASHION WEEK

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2014

06

Feb

Elsa Hosk Nipples and The Amfar Awards Happened Last Night of the Day

I guess it’s New York fashion week, because a bunch of models were at the AmfAR event, which is some gay / AIDS event….because before Mackelmore, the Fashion industry had the gay market on lock, it’s where they work, where they play, it’s the pot of gold where all the Rainbows end…and AIDS, even if created in a lab to kill off the gays and the poor by the government, is something we should keep fighting, even if I am convinced a cure exists (Magic Johnson), but the pharma industry can’t put it out there, because it makes them too much fucking money not to…while making these Charities, that can put on 100 million dollar events for pretty people to think they are doing their part instead of giving 100 million dollars to the cause…because along with their executives having high salaries, and their offices being high rent, charities are the biggest fucking scam…and in being a scam…everyone who is anyone in fashion was there…from Victoria’s Secret models…to…well Victoria’s Secret models…since they are the only bitches we care about…oh and Ireland Baldwin…unlike most open bar parties – there was not enough vomit everywhere…

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2013

22

Jul

The Bitches of Comic Con of the Day

The same gang of whores attended Comic Con, you know the place to seduce nerds into liking you, because nerds are a huge market, and will lead to more work for you…including Olivia Munn, who made a career targeting these people, and Adrienne Curry in COSPLAY, because she’s found it the only way to get followers…other people in attendance were the babes from various nerd shows, from Hunger Games to who the fuck cares, none of these girls look hot, or make me want to fuck, cuz historically, the hot as fuck girls aren’t running after the low hanging audience to stay relevant, cuz the hot as fuck girls are out there being hot as fuck…but since this is a website and since you’re a virgin loser…this is porn to you and it would be wrong for me to not bring it to you…

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2013

11

Jun

A Whole Lot of Pussy at the Critic Choice Awards of the Day

Another useless award show happened the other day. It is called the Critic Choice awards, and I am not even going to bother googling the shit to figure out what the concept behind the award show is, I already know, it is designed to celebrate people who already won, you know to give them fiction to fight for, because when you’re at the top, you need to come up with various levels of distinction to separate you from the other people who have already fucking won, otherwise, life would just be boring while sitting on a pile of money and life of luxury. You see these people have shelves in their office to fill with nonsense trophies….and we can’t get in the way of that…at least not the professional critics, who are behind this shit.

In attendance were – Malin Akerman, Miranda Cosgrove, Diane Kruger, Carly Chaikin, Kaley Cuoco, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum and we’ve got the pics….


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2013

10

Jun

Babes at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards of the Day





Alba, Katherine Webb, Jennifer Aniston, Kaley Cuoco and a few other women who don’t matter showed up to an event that doesn’t matter, probably because they were paid.

That’s not to say that SPIKE TV hasn’t revolutionized TV, oh right, they haven’t…if anything I am surprised they even have their own channel, and people advertise on it, cuz I don’t know one original show of theirs, and I don’t know one person who ever mentioned running home for sunday night on SPIKE like they do with other cable channels…

Making their award show, just a pile of shit that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, that mean nothing, and that are essentially just “going through the motions”…because having an award show is fun, with as much warrant as me hosting an award show in my basement for my sex dolls, only at my award show, Alba, Aniston and Cuoco don’t show up, but the good news is that I can tape their picture on anything I want before fucking it to shreds…


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Posted in:Events

2013

04

Jun

Babes at the CFDA Awards of the DAy

Sofia Vergara, Jessica Chastain, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin and other bitches were at the CFDA Fashion awards, to celebrate people in the industry, in another masturbatory awards show, that for some reason is less obnoxious to me than Hollywood and Music Industry awards, because fashion is something that some dude in his basement can go viral with and become the next big thing, while Hollywood and the Music Industry, for the most part is celebrating people who have already fucking won to be there in the first place…not to mention, fashion attracts hotter bitches, and showcases tits like it was porno….

Here’s a little Candice Swanepoel getting yelled at by the paparazzi…

I’m into it, as I sit here in soiled sweat pants I’ve had for the last 15 years.


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2013

22

May

The British Soap Awards Brought out the Trash of the Day

The British Soap Opera Award happened and I am going to assume that it was probably the trashiest fucking event of all time…because Soap Operas in general are trash and the UK is filled with trash who love the shit….I mean it is the land of Glamour Models and blue collar people buying Calendars to satisfy their grey, toothless lives….it’s just expected that the girls who attend this shit are just garbage I want to ejaculate on….but not it….and here are a ton of pics…from Michelle Keegan to who the fuck cares….enjoy


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2013

15

May

Highlight Pictures from the Star Trek Premiere of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Star Trek. I never have. I lived in a foster home as a kid and they always insisted on watching the shit, despite my protests, teaching me that no one cares about the half Mexican kid. Something I’ll always blame Star Trek for….

I do find it funny that all Americans call it Star Track…at least on Pawn Stars…

There was a premiere and these are the 3 hightlights:

1 – Jessica Szhor Wore a See Through to Bra While Lookin like Shit

2- Zoe Saldana – Showed off her Naval Lookin’ Hard Faced

3- Jennifer Morrison Had Back Pimples and I love Back Pimples

4- Maria Menounos Was There….and She Showed Us How Greek She Was With Where She Likes It Put….


That’s all I have to say about that….

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2013

07

May

A Whole Lot of Celeb Bitches Dolled Up at the Met Gala of the Day

I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is anybody according to society was there…..from Miley Cyrus with her spike hair in some mesh looking thing to…..

Miranda Kerr….

Jessica Alba….

Kate Upton in Green…cuz she’s a TANK….

There were so many more of these kinds of bitches all dolled up like it was prom….from Kirsten Dunst to Dakota Fanning, Anne Hathaway to Julianne Hough, just a whole lot of shitty people, who the world find important, reminding those of us who weren’t there that we are nobodies, and you ain’t shit unless you go to prom type events with rich people….who I would probably hate , if I was forced to go to it, I mean, if I was ever somebody, which I don’t really anticipating being anytime soon, because it seems like it is the fucking worst…

So if you’re into dolled up famous sluts, click the link…the powers of the stepFORUM did a nice round-up.

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