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2017

15

May

Baywatch Premiere of the Day

I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing…

I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture…

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch..

I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance..

We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise…

And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there…..

Do Not go See This Shit…

Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness…

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Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be….

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Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was…

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Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird….


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In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts…


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More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt..

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2017

08

May

MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

I think it’s wonderful when irrelevant events, that used to hold so much clout because they were on MTV and MTV was a huge deal, even if they were their second tier awards show, people actually tuned in….and now they dont…

But fast forward to a time when cable TV doesn’t matter, and that the Networks haven’t figure out how to use digital, allowing shit like NETFLIX to win….when they had all the money in the world to NOT let NETFLIX ever exist…but were too slow, with their heads of their asses to adapt…and NO ONE CARES…

I can assume you, that I am not the demographic for MTV move Awards, but that their Demographic didn’t actually watch the shit, their ratings were shit, and sure advertisers still give them stupid money, even though no one watches them, because advertsers are just as dumb as cable television that was supposed to be the voice of the youth, in an era where the youth doesn’t care.

I love that I didn’t have any idea this was happening and I run a celebrity titty site, and follow all these cunts on social media, it just didn’t penetrate the noise…AMAZING…

End of an era that should have been taken out back and shot when they created Tila Tequila, and the Jersey Shore…Fuck you MTV…and the shitty events you keep producing cuz you don’t know what else to do, you don’t want to admit defeat, even though no one would notice if you fucking stopped it…mid show even…

Here are some sluts who were there:

Shay Mitchell – Who Pretended she was a Kardashian…

Gal Gadot and her Mom Tits…

Alex Daddario Who Forgot her Tits…


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Emma Watson for the Creepy Harry Potter Fan Boys…

Hailee Steinfed Less Fat Since Fucking Bieber


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Zendaya Coleman, Bella Thorne’s Costar from when they were both training to be grown up, legal sluts….

Jillian Rose Reed, never heard of her but she’s built and upholstered like a granny’s couch in FLORIDA…

This Peyton R. List…She’s Good…


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Cara Delevingne – Edgy with her shaved head….that no one cares is shaved….but that would be fun to cum on – because the way the cum oozes off reminds you of jerking off on Barbie Dolls as a teen….right?


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GARBAGE. Trash. REAL.

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2017

28

Apr

#FyreFestival – The Instagram Troll of the Year of the Day

Back in December a bunch of social media hookers, like Bella Hadid and Em Rat Cow participated in this aggressive promotion for a brand new festival that took place on Pablo Escobar’s private island….called Fyre Festival.

They had a solid website that sold it as the high end luxury festival, with glamping in this safari style tents…in the fucking Bahamas…tents that turned out to be shanty style, like a refugee camp..and food that ended up being two pieces of bread and two slices of cheese….so good…

All it took was a website, some social media buzz…and losers with too much money and fear of missing out bought into it.

They thought “I’ll give this never heard of before festival 15k, some up to 250k for tickets to some bullshit event”…that had no headliner, it just was an orange square on social media accounts they jerked off to.

I guess they thought – let’s get to the place where these people who don’t matter hang out…for no reason, no thought, nothing…and people transferred money over…bought into it….they didn’t even have headliners! It was all based on one social media video…

Apparently, two weeks ago the festival contacted ticket holders and told them no cash or cards would be allowed and they had to charge up their accounts for 500 dollars a person on top of the 15k they already spent…because they knew…grab that money….

And all these dumb Americans think they’ll get their money back, they don’t realize there are terms and conditions, and they don’t realize that they are the idiots to blame…it’s a Bahamas based event…international lawsuit over 15k…idiots…

So the whole thing is pretty fucking funny…an amazing instagram troll…a social experiment like Mr Brainwash, proving people are fucking morons…

I hope they documented this whole thing as a viral video prank, because seriously, it was ambitious and amazingly executed, I am just mad I didn’t organize it.

The US Embassy is involved…this is just LEGENDARY….fuck you Em Rat Cow…it’s all your fault…and internet…you remain a wonderful thing…

Fucking lemmings…so good…I just wish Em Rat Cow and Baldwin were stranded on the island with all the morons. Woulda been good.

THere are some great tweets on the topic…this shit is huge…

Seeing rich idiots getting scammed like idiots as they chase some really stupid IG dream is everything and more….

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2017

13

Mar

The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy

Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught…

The highlight reel includes….

DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits…

Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV….

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Peyton Roi List Disney Girl of the Day….in some outfity…

Gwen Stefani because she’s a homewrecker and kids are into that – unless they are her kids – in which thy can use it as an excuse to misbehave…

Heidi Klum was there because she’s got 100 kids and thus is an expert on the subject…just asked her exploited vagina…

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Demi Lovato was there because cash in wherever you can…

Ava Sambora was there because her rockstar dad and groupie mom want to whore her out…

Zendaya – Whoever the Fuck That Is…was skinny…but there….

FASCINATING stuff..hardly hot enough for creepy dads to jerk off to…

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2017

27

Feb

The Oscars Happened and Here are some Sluts of the Day

Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV…

That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos…

I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy…

It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous….

Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things….

Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better…

Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing.

Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right…

Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth…

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Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm….

Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort….

Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even….

Here butt shots…

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Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers…

Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before…

OH SHIT…Scar Jo….so Iconic with her lesbian hair…

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Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long….

Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back…

Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit…

Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part….

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Sofia Carson – I Don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for a Role….

Dakota – Thank God her Mom is Melanie Griffith – Johnson – was there, obviously…her mom got her tickets…..

White Girl Pretending to be Black – Halle Berry – Oscar Winner – Was There with her Ethnic Hair…because Oscars So White needs more color..

Nicole Kidman is Still a Fucking Robot…

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Milana Vayntrub is some monster but she’s amazing…I don’t know what Oscar Party it was…but it was the right one…

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Amy Adams and her Tits Were there….

Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME…..

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2017

09

Jan

The Golden Globes Happened of the Day

To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are….

Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”….

Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act….

I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously…

Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie…

So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story….

But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do…

Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway

I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant


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The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam….

Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post)

Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits…

Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there…

Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone…

I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through…

Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with….

A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife…

Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating…

Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker…

Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties…

Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This…

Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli…

Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action

Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it…

Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous..

Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards….

In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you…

Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that..

People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary


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Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits..

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2016

12

Dec

The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day

I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle…

I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again…

Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t…

I’m just doing this for the tits..

Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old…

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Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug…

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Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch….

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Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood….

Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her.

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Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster…

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2016

29

Nov

Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record…

My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents…

Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this:

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Margot Robbie – So Slutty – Her Nipple is Hard…

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Pregnant Natalie Portman – So Slutty – She’s Got a Fetus Inside her From Cum

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Krysten Ritter – Slutty Goth – Because All Goth’s are Dark, Damaged, Annoying but fuck…

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Malin Akerman – Slutty Cuz That’s the Only Reason She Exists…

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2016

23

May

Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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Billboard Music Awards are the most bootleg and irrelevant music awards behind the America Music Awards, bother are Dick Clark Productions, because Dick Clark will never die, he will just be cloned and raised as Ryan Seacrest.

Unfortunately, I watched at least an hour of the award show, so you don’t have to, thanks to hanging out with girls who walk around their house in the skimpiest panties and crop top shirts because it is comfortable and they are all sluts who grew up on porn pretty much making the decisions on what we watch…and at 18…seeing The Weeknd and Drake on a Sunday is everything for them…I mean besides taking selfies and posting snapchats…

Who am I to get in the way of that, not that I was really watching anyway, I was more into staring at their pussy definition….

I’d like to thank TINDER and the fearless nature of 18 year olds due to the internet, and porn, for letting this happen.

That said…

I saw:

1- Celine Dion Cry becasue she’s an emotional and terrifying french Canadian…

2- Rihanna look like she’s on heavy fucking drugs and pregnant on her way to walmart…

3- Adele premiere a new video where she looked beautiful – or her prettiest because she found a way to look skinny..

4- Kesha looking like she ate Adele for dramatics…

5- Some really skinny bitch who wasn’t 11, but had the body of an 11 year old..

6- Gwen Stefani sing country since she’s been slurping on country.

7- Madonna thanking Prince for a Sinead O’Connor song….she couldn’t sing…I can’t even post the shit it was so bad…

8- A Lot of Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato…too many people care about these people who are the worst…

9- That’s all I got…which is a lot…considering I fucking hate award shows…and I have no short term memory…and I was in a room with a young fat ass not wearing much..so I had better things going on…but in the defence of the billboard awards…shitting yourself in public from being drunk is better than the billboard awards….is better things to do…this event that isn’t eventful for an event that is marketed huge and that costs a fortune..in a world that is not that eventful…it’s all the same pop trash idiots who look the same singing songs that have already been done in a new format…turning everyone into distracted fucking robots…

10 – I missed Britney in her Underwear….

11- Lindsey Vonn Lookin’ Like one of Tiger’s Hookers…Because she was one…

12- Ciara was the host…

13- Arianna Grande is a Fucking Creep…

14 – Jessica Alba’s Mexican Skin Elasticity is Keeping her Hot as Fuck…

15- Kate Beckinsale is Everything….and I’m not even a virgin loser who watched underworld…

16- Mila Kunis is alright with a mouth she uses to make Kutcher Bust in her Face…

17 – That’s enough of this bullshit – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

12

Apr

Game of Thrones Premiere Erotica of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I’ve always been creeped out by the Sci/fi fantasy crowd and even as a kid, maybe due to Autism, or maybe due to having a brain, I couldn’t connect with anything that involved Wizards and Dragons and Trolls and whatever else goes on in this show I’ve never seen and never want to see…but that EVERYONE is obsessed with…due to what I can only assume is brain washing…

I just can’t rationally get into a story that is so far fetched, no matter how much they spend per episode, especailly when the cast isn’t even hot…

The only thing I can fuck with that is Sci/Fi Fantasy are those weirdos in every park in America LARPING, but I can only fuck with them because I watch judgingly trying to understand how these people came together, when they should be in their mom’s basement masturbating to Fairies…and remember – OH RIGHT…the internet…that’s what it was invented for before the normals took over….

Emilia Clarke….

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Nathalie Emmanuel…

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Kristen Bell and Husband…

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Maisie Williams….

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Sophie Turner….

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2016

08

Feb

“Celebs” Who Did Superbowl Things of the Day

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Despite Coldplay’s horrible British weirdness, The SuperBowl is the biggest sporting event in America, and there’s nothing more American than the entertainment industry, filled with fame whores and people they’ve made celebrities out of, you know the overly rich people, living the good life, the Glamourous life, the access to everything life, pretty much mocking the common man in his shitty debt filled life who obsesses over them and buys into the fantasy that is their absurdity….and excess..

So while you were watching a TV you financed, on cable bill you owe money on, being fed marketing messages by advertisers, making you want to buy things you don’t need, while eating shitty food that will lead to your premature death..

These bitches were naturally events, high profile – invite only events surrounding the Superbowl…

Here’s the highlights….

Ashley Greene…the girl who pretended to be a virgin despite being Florida trash who turned famous and we all know how that happens…

Adriana Lima creatively hiding her old, squared out, mom body…

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Ambrosio was there too..

Chanel Iman in Very Little Clothing – because she’s a Lingerie Model People – Used to Nakedness – Stop Being So Uptight…Racists…

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January Jones has a Hard Nipple….

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Emanuelle Chriqui is an Old Canadian Jew…with Tits…

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SI Model and Hooker – Sam Hoopes – WHo Looks Trashy and Beat the Fuck Up – with a Spry Tank on some Low Level stripper vibe – Doing it…

Karreuche Tran’s Side Tit

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Jenny McCarthy Must Die…

Annalynne McCord’s Got it All Figured Out…

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Hailey Baldwin – because her Uncle is really famous…

Genevieve Morton Lookin’ Good…

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Remember the girl from the Blurred Lines Video – She still had tits – I know her face doesn’t look good -but those tits are tits!

Olivia Jordan is Great…

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TO SEE ALL THE “celebs” doing Superbowl things CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2015

04

Dec

The GQ Men of the Year Awards Happened and Girls Attended of the Day

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GQ, a magazine that Playboy is trying to go up against, by not posting nudity, because GQ doesn’t post nudity and they do well, had an event celebrating men, something feminists hate in this patriarchal world…especially if it was white men…since they are celebrated everyday and we are just part of their worlld…

Girls attended the event, as girls do, since the beginning of time, you know worship men, for men to turn around and impregnate them, because we like sticking our dicks in pussies…

The Highlight reel of the girls at this so very important, surprised magazines still exist, but they have a strong digital strategy for men contnent and where else will men products advertiser, definitely not on drunkenstepfather is:

Charlotte McKinney…because she’s not a hotters girl despite what her busted florida face and hooters…is saying…doing all she can to get noticed..

Sarah Hyland….making “this is what I look like when my boyfriend beats me”

Dylan Penn…showing big cleavage because it’s a men’s award and men love tits…perpetuating the gender inequalities in this world…thanks to having famous parents who didn’t guide her as they drank….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|Events|GQ|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Famous Girls at some Baby2Baby Event of the Day

“Baby2Baby provides low-income children ages 0-12 with diapers, clothing and all the basic necessities that every child deserves.”

It is some Jessica Alba is on the board of this charity….and it seems like other famous people come to their events, to put them on the map at shitty red carpet events…

So other than the Eagles of Death Metal concert on Friday, this seems to be the worst fucking event of the weekend…and here are links to the vagina that attended, because you like vagina…

Selma Blair’s Huge Tits….

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TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Ashley Benson Huge Tits…

TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Jessica Biel Ass Like Timberlake Likes It

TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Crooked Legs

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TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Jessica Ala is Everywhere

TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Maybe you prefer her workout pic:

Posted in:Events|SFW

2015

11

Nov

Victoria’s Secret snapchatted the Fashion Show to Reach the Youth and it Sucked of the Day

Here are the screenshots in took of the Victoria’s Secret infomercial taping – that seems terribly boring and exactly the same as every year – because why change a great marketing event going into Holiday. Their busiest time of year.

They can throw in Kendall and Gigi Hadid to get the social media coverage – since those girls have fans…and idiots will watch the nonsense and buy their products but in an era of porn and Instagram photoshoots with actual hot girls…why bother with this…

That said…here are the ghetto fucking screenshots….yes…I did them myself…and spent all of 2 minutes on uploading…you know nothing but top quality here…

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Posted in:Events|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

27

Oct

Halston Sage InStyle Had an Event of the Day

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InStyle magazine had an event and very important people, and I use that term loosely, seeing as none of these people matter, no matter how many fans or groupies they have, they are really just a pussy and tits doing very little good in the world, but rather just perpetuating nonsense, giving young girls uneducated, vapid, cunts with no talent to look up to, instead of showing off their degrees, or the good they’ve done, they show off their tits…garbage…except that I like tits…

So Instyle, is owned by Time, some evil empire that owns everything, and of course these “important” girls would be there, it’s PR, not only do they get a media hit for showing up, they get to be celebrated by the media they need to promote the garbage they spew on the youth, so best to be on good terms with them…

It’s all fake, it’s all bullshit, it’s all brainwashing you to sell product…but this Halston Sage is Amazing CLICK HERE

Other bitches in attendance:

Alessandra Ambrosio and Fake Tits CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez with Chemotherapy – CLICK HERE

Here’s Selena’s Bullshit speech

Miranda Kerr Gold Digging CLICK HERE

Michelle Williams without Heath Ledger CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian Leaving the Event with her Massive Baby Satan Bump

Posted in:Events|Halston Sage|SFW