This shoot is in celebration of our friends and neighbors over at NEW REGIME launching a couple new products (a bucket hat and basketball jersey)…and it involved our very own stepGIRL and girl I want to get pregnant with but not limited to…my mouth… TALULA ….
Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about.
I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching….
There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there….
Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids….
This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches….
So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy….
To See Another Hardcore Clip and To Find Out More on the Sex Tape
Follow This Link…. KendraExposed.com
And if you are like me and appreciate the ambition in her 18 year old eye, already knowing dick sucking will take her farther than any University degree, and know you want it ….
Then Follow This Link and Buy The Kendra Exposed Video GO
Here’s a screencap if the video is loading slowly to entertain yourself with….
Here’s a screencap of her natural 18 year old tits…before her awkward body bought new ones….
You see, I have been ripping into Shauna Sand and her “everyday is halloween” zombie look for the last 5 years. I’ve laughed about her plastic surgery, her ridiculous outfits, her stripper shoes, her non-existant career based on Playboy decades ago. I’ve laughed at her boy toy who I assume is gay and on salary and does things like massage her feet and carry her purse and now star in her sex tape. I’ve even made fun of her grey dead vagina.
She’s been a constant theme on the site, she has provided constant entertainment and almost every Shauna Sand picture that has come out over the last 5 years has made it up here.
I am only her biggest fan and her sex tape that I am dying to see because my life is pathetic comes out tomorrow…..
LOS ANGELES — – Vivid Entertainment, the leading adult film studio, said today it will release the sexually explicit video “Shauna Sand Exposed” next Wednesday, November 4th after its “star” withdrew her threat of a lawsuit to block its distribution.
I convinced someone close to the source to send me these clips because I couldn’t wait for the release date. I promised not to post them, but not sharing with you wouldn’t be right…so here’s a lawsuit waiting to happen….It is clips of her sex tape, it is Not Safe For Work but then again, this is a Shauna Sand Sex Tape so it is really no safe for anything….except my fucking fantasies….that have miraculously come true in the form of a this DVD and that is really what makes this whole thing that much more amazing….
Here are the Clips…..
I love that this is happening, it brings meaning to my life. Sex Tapes was how I got into this celebrity game, but it turned out to be a pretty dry business, but not quite as dry as Shauna Sand’s Vagina…
You can get the whole Shauna Sand Sex Tape Wednesday – Vivid.com
I have been in situations where I’ve been sitting in the park and some young student in summer school comes out to tan in her bikini while reading her text book. I have seen her breast fall out of her bikini top like she was at the fuckin’ beach and not at a fuckin’ public park in the middle of the day and I wanted so bad to take a fuckin’ picture, but was too scared of getting busted. The other day I saw a bitch balancing a book on her head while walking in some kind of posture testing stunt or something, but I was too scared to take a picture and getting busted. I’ve seen couples fucking, from their fire escape windows and I’ve been too scared to take pictures, I guess what I am trying to say is that I fucking suck at documenting my life, even the hotter situations I’d like to reference at a later date for masturbation purposes, because I am a fuckin’ pussy.
But this person who was tanning behind Rihanna at some resort in Hawaii wasn’t a pussy, he say Rihanna and took a fuckin’ picture like a real fuckin’ man, where as all I woulda done is tried to rape her with my buddies, not a hateful rape, a sensual rape just to show her how much I fuckin’ love her while my friends restrain her, not because I believe in rape, but because I believe in tough love and it’s fuckin’ obvious she wouldn’t let me up in that willingly.
These are from a week ago, you’ve probably seen them, but I am posting them anyway.
To see the rest of the pictures – Follow this Link GO
Here’s a clip of Sasha Grey learning how to deep throat a dildo as part of Vivid’s newest TV and Porn Re-Make.
For some reason, Sasha Grey is everyone’s favorite pornstar or at least the hottest porn star who gets paid the most out there right now. She works independently, gets linked to every studio’s big movie and even gets mainstream gigs, and I may not be entirely sure why she’s made it, I think it’s gotta do with her not having fake tits, being gothic and hipster and lookin like the girl next door with bush, who sucks the meanest cock, is young and doesn’t look damaged and does really fucking dirty things because she pretends it’s some next level intellectual experience.
So Vivd, the porn company that knows how to fluff mainstream media like they were one of their own contract girls before landing contracts have another TV show about to hit.
First they did that whole Debbie Does Dallas Again shit and you need to Check Out Drunkenstepfather At Their Party, It is Funny , then they did some show about the girls of Porn Valley where you get to see their contract girls do whatever the fuck they do, and now they are remaking Deep Throat. They are hustlas.
Here’s a little blurb I got with the video…..
VIVID OWNS SATURDAY NIGHT! Vivid is back on Showtime with our new reality series “Deeper Throat,“ Saturday nights at 11.30pm starting Feb. 14th. The series follows the behind the scenes adventures that Vivid went through to remake the classic “Deep Throat” into the movie “Throat” which will be in stores on 3/18. And…stay tuned to Showtime for an encore showing of “Debbie Does Dallas Again” immediately following, at midnight.
It’s going to be good TV. Here’s another clip of Sasha Grey naked and dead for you necro weirdos out there.
After writing this website for years, I finally convinced a girl to get naked and do a video dancing for me. I started the site hoping to get girls topless, that didn’t work out too well for me, but in the back of my mind, I always thought someone would be willing to take her top off for me, but that didn’t work out for me either, because it turns out people don’t give a shit about useless sites, but that all changed today with this AMAZING video of Vivid Star Meggan Mallone doing a little dance for us topless.
The video was sent in by the people at Vivid to show me they care, it is directed by porn producer/director Shylar Cobi and I feel like I just won the lottery and that all this typing actually had a fuckin’ point. Yes, tits are enough for me, I have low expectations….so take that every teacher and ex girlfriend who told me I was wasting my time and that I was destined to failure. To think all these years, I believed you, or pretended to to justify my drinking…
Either way, this is just a Christmas miracle…I guess Santa does exist and isn’t just some creepy dude at the mall….
Either way, watch this hot/funny video to brighten up your day….Here’s the SFW Version….Here are some older pics of her because she’s hot….and I am in love….
And Check Out More on Viivd Because They Own The Porn Industry….and Gave Me This Gift….. GO
No, despite the quality, these pictures aren’t proof that Big Foot exists and was spotted on a movie set, but they are close. They are Haylie Duff shooting in Michigan and were sent in by a reader.
I’ve been constantly bothered by paparazzi agencies the last 2 years. I can’t afford to license their pictures because I dont make money and this shit is totally outrageously priced, so I called out to readers to send in their exclusive celebrity pictures, shit doesn’t have to be recent or newsworthy, it just needs to be something I am allowed to post so that I don’t get sued and some dude from Michigan pulled through, or at least pulled through the best he could.
The surprising thing in all this is that Haylie Duff is in Michigan filming a movie, not the fact that a dude could get close enough to snap these pics of her. Haylie is so irrelevant and lost in her sister’s shadow not to mention the shadow of pretty much 80 percent of the population that is more attracctive than her that you’d think she’d jump anyone with a camera and ask them to marry her loney self because no one loves her and the fact that he took the time to shoot off some pics, is the closest thing to love she’s felt in the last 10 years.
I guess she hasn’t quite realized how useless and ugly she is yet, and hasn’t come to terms with her inadequacies as a woman, and still has hopes and dreams and an ego, but I’ll be happy when the delusions subside and reality hits her hard enough to produce anything to stand out from the crowd, like produce some pictures of herself masturbating or some shit, not that I really want to see what her vagina looks like, because it is probably as ratty lookin’ as her.
Either way, these pictures prove that she has the ability to not only be ugly in life, but also to be ugly in Michigan, but in all fairness, maybe she’s a really nice person, but I doubt it.