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2017

10

Aug

WonderWoman36DD is the Can Girl of the Day

Her name is WONDERWOMAN36DD ….I am going to assume that is her stage name and not her birth name…because I doubt you’d know when she was born that she’d be a 36DD and more importantly, naming your kid WonderWoman36DD would probably be confusing especially when applying for jobs…unless it was the “right” kind of job…like being a cam girl..

A self starting, entrepreneurial and taking control of her life where that she gets to showcase her amazing and massive tits from the comfort of her own home – while dudes like you jerk off to her…something she’s apparently very INTO…at least according to her bio…

My biggest turn on is a guy who isn`t afraid to ask or tell me what his fantasies are… I really like to make guys cum. If I could, I would LOVE to just have everyone cum ALL OVER me! 😉 SPOIL ME!

Sounds good to me, here are some of her cam girl pics…because I love monster tits…huge tits…amazing tits….

Damn she’s good…

TO SEE MORE OF WonderWoman36DD and OTHER Cam Girls GETTING NAKED CLICK HERE

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2017

13

Jan

Girls and Steaks and Meat and BBQ of the Day

The good people at STEAKAGER send us up one of their amazing device…that Dry Ages beef….it fits right in your fridge, holds 22 lbs of beef, has wifi capabilities so you can monitor it anywhere….

So if you’re a steak lover, and not some vegan lesbian who hates all things beef, you’ll fucking love one of these..

I figured as a thank you for their love and support, I’d tip you assholes off on the amazing device….and more importantly…do it DrunkenStepfather style..with a compilation of as many pics of girls and steaks I could find….

So after a month of digging through the depths of the internet, this is the best I came up with, and my best is never quite good enough, but that’s why I befriend people like the people at STEAKAGER because they do revolutionary things for me…and for you..so get one…


TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s a bikini girl cooking a steak…


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Here’s some Girls Eating Meat Fetish Videos


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Here’s some Slapping Raw Meat to Make Music….


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Here are some pics of girls and meat and BBQs….


TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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2016

22

Apr

Top 7 Models on Porngatherer of the Day

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Porngather Does the Porn Gathering for You…

We live in a world of too much bullshit. Too much noise. Too many social media accounts. Too many people to follow. Too many stupid mindless videos to watch. Too many live broadcasts of people we don’t care about…it’s enough to create fucking panic…

One thing we never have too much of is porn, because we are perverts and we like watching girls naked and slutty exhibitionists…it’s something ingrained into our core…

The problem is that as porn got more popular and mainstream, and the internet got more popular and mainstream…all these random companies started putting out more and more content, and girls started coming out of the woodwork calling themselves pornstars because they banged once on camera for 500 dollars…and the whole thing got and busy, confusing, and uninspiring as everything else online…it was almost impossible to navigate, to dig, to find good quality smut…

But like everything, we can now outsource our porn searching…by using sites like PORNGATHERER , who goes out and finds the good stuff…so you didn’t have to….

I don’t watch porn, I don’t like the way it objectifies women, but if I did, I would use a service like this, but then again I am a busy man – sitting around doing nothing all day – in need of personal assistants to do everything, from finding me the porn like PORNGATHER …now I just need to go find someone to jerk me off so I don’t have to…

Living the life of LUXURY…

So PORNGATHERER has a list of models – this is the Top 10….I don’t know anything about :

1- Lucy Li

2- Amy Lee Summers

3- Alexis Texas

4- Elle Georgia

5- Faye Reagan

6- Riley Reid

7- Madison Ivy

FOR MORE CLICK HERE

THEY ALSO HAVE FREE PORN GALLERIES

So……get on it.

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2016

27

Feb

REPOSTING – stepGIRLS x MIG Vapor’s Oscar’s So Colored of the Day

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A lot of time went into the production of this Oscar’s So Colored campaign we did with MIG VAPOR.

It was all for this weekend that only comes once a year.

So Here’s to ADDING color to the Oscar’s….with a stepGIRL in every Best Picture Movie….

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The Scandal this year was #OscarsSoWhite, pretty controversial shit, you know do you nominate a black person just for being black if the committee doesn’t feel any black people had a standout roll, and now they have no choice but to nominate women and people of color in the years to come to avoid scandal….making the integrity of their already corrupt system questionable…

Well we decided to take on this media event and controversy in the news the only way we know how…by adding a black #stepGIRL into the some shots of the best picture category….because we are hilarious and amazing….all while smoking our partners in crime MIG VAPOR


The Revenant:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Big Short:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


Brooklyn

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


Mad Max

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


ROOM

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Martian:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR

We didn’t do “Bridget of Spies” because who gives a fuck about Bridge of Spies…


CREDITS – IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

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stepGIRL: @Myrlande12


Special Thanks To:

I’d like to thank the Hollywood Best Picture Nominees, without them, none of this would be possible. We’d also like to thank our lord Jesus…Martinez..because without him….there would be no DrunkenStepfather….and of course all the cast and crew and the people who really dedicated their lives to this project. It’s been a work in progress for 10 years and to be honored like this…is just more than we could ever dream….oh and I’d like to thank my wife for being so fat I am forced to find young hot girls to get naked for “art”…because otherwise I’d just commit suicide…

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2015

31

Dec

Top 8 New Years Resolutions in Tumblr Pics by ThePornDude of the Day

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We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long….

With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post.

1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

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3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

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5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn

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7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less…

8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn ,

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2015

21

Dec

ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me….

Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work….

8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom

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7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/

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6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx

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5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten

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4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston

3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole

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2. Riley Reid’s Got It Down with this Holiday Whore Pic – @RyeBreadWithButter

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1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE

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2015

11

May

Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day

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Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats…

Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating…

Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks…

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2014

05

Dec

Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams by ThePornDude of the Day

So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam…

What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck…

That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE

Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….

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2014

28

Nov

I love Panties of the Day

I have a Panty Fetish, I mean there isn’t much sexier than that nice, delicate fabric, that separates me from what at the time I assume is heaven, but usually what ends up working out to be a fucking nightmare…but that’s besides the point, I blame myself for everything…

So it was only natural for me to link up with the people at PANTY BY POST , who are a subscription based panty delivery service for all you pervert, cross dressers, and amazing women a like…

So for very little every month, they select the best new, stylish and amazing pair of panties, for you, your girl or someone you’re stalking who you want to surprise in the mail monthly, since you can never have enough panties, at least not if you’re living life right.

You can make this a Christmas gift that gives back every month…maybe it will get you laid…or maybe it will just get a girl you like new panties for the guy she actually has sex with…you sad sad person…but it’s still worth the effort…because panties are hot…

Here are some pics of girls in panties.

They are offering you a $10 dollar coupon on sign up and a Free panty with ever subscription, so get up on it…because we love girls in panties…

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