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2010

07

May

Some Fit Pussy on the Entourage Set of the Day

I don’t watch Entourage…not because it’s a bad show, but because I don’t really give a fuck and I am not about to start watching it now….but I do like the kind of ping pong coaches they have on set….Sure, I don’t know who this bitch is, or whether she’s actually a ping pong coach and it is possible that she’s an actor, or that she’s dating one of the cast members, or maybe that she’s a trainer or some kind of other kind of hired pussy, I just know I like her fashion sense, because at this level of clothing, thre’s almost no need to wear any clothes and I am not just saying that because I believe all girls should walk around naked, because I do believe that, but also because with a body like this, I’m interested in knowing what her tits and pussy look like, since thats the only thing I can’t quite fully make out in this skimpy tight athletic outfit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fit|Pussy

2009

17

Sep

Ashley Tisdale and Her Fit Little Tits is Still Ugly of the Day

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I don’t find Ashley Tisdale worth looking at, but for some reason I am drawn to posting pictures of her to talk about how ugly she is, despite not being that ridiculously ugly, just too ugly for Hollywood, you know a lot like Alexis Arquette if he didn’t spend his plastic surgery budget on getting his dick cut off and focused that shit to his nose like she did and I guess none of that really matters……what does matter is that despite the stupid shorts, she’s got some perky tits…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Fit|Tits|Ugly

2009

30

Jan

Jennifer Hawkins is Staying Fit of the Day

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This is some Miss Universe or Miss Universe contestant or something that gives her some ego and stamp of importance making her a shitty fuck, out on a walk in e Australia and I figured I’d post it because I am an advocator of chicks staying fit. Sure, I’m a fat fuck, but I don’t need my looks to get ahead because I don’t really care to get ahead. I’ve embraced my life in this rut that I will never get out of, I have come to terms with having a pretty horrible existence and a disgusting life and the only thing that really helps me get through it is high sugar foods. Some may say I emotionally eat, but I like to think that’s only something girls do, and I’m all fucking man. It’s a double standard that makes chicks like this, so it’s one I’d like to keep alive.

Remember if you are a fat piece of shit like me, all you have to do is make a lot of money and the bitches will come swooning, sure I don’t know that from experience, because making money takes too much effort and I’ve embraced my horrible life and let it fuel me, but I do know you don’t need to be fucking fit to make it happen, because girls are whores.

Posted in:Fit|Jennifer Hawkins

2008

04

Dec

Anna Kournikova Stayin Fit of the Day

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Today I learned that some thigns never change. First I discovered that Anna Kournikova, a moused faced tennis pro everyone wanted to fuck years ago stays skinny and fit even though she probably doesn’t have to and then I discovered that small dogs still seem to be a gay man magnet because the last 3 times I’ve walked my wife’s dog today, I’ve had at least one gay dude serenade me with questions about the dog, leading to them complimenting my eyes or my broad stature or some sexual innuendos I pretend I don’t quite grasp but know what they are getting at because they assume I’m a poofter too, proving that gay people will fuck anything that dresses in pants and small dogs haven’t lived down the stereotype that comes with them. Unfortunately, I still look too creepy and straight to have hot unsuspecting girls fall for the same homo trick, you know the one where you play gay to gain their trust then switch out on them when they are drunk claiming their pussy is the first pussy you’ve ever wanted to lick for hours on end.

For the record, I didn’t go through with the back alley dog walking blowjob, even though I probably should of, I hear it takes someone who owns a dick to really know how to work a dick….but then again I was told that by a sexual deviant fag trying to lure me into the dark side. Ok, enough of this story. Here’s Anna Kournikova’s tight body……

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Fit

2007

21

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson on Set of Some Movie in Shorts of the Day

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I always get hate mail for people for being a mean spirited asshole. I always tell those people that I rip into myself a lot harder than I rip into any celebrity and I am really only doing it for the sake of doing it. I don’t actually care if Jessica Simpson is an idiot or if she was fat but is now too skinny, I would take the bitch as is, no questions asked. I think what it comes down to is that I am just making fun of the media that makes fun of her and seriously reports her weight changes and her relationship status. Who gives a fuck about those things, I just want to see her tits. So here she is lookin’ fit as hell on the set of her movie. I assume she had a jogging scene because she’s in jogging gear and it’s too bad she’s rockin’ a sports bra, because sports bra’s ruin tits.

I remember I used to bang this really busty girl and she’d always be ashamed of having such big tits, so she’d wear a normal bra and 2 sports bras over it in hopes of squeezing the fuckers in. She didn’t like people knowing that she was packing that kind of heat and she wasn’t a fat chick so shit was way out of proportion. I remember that every time I would come over I would fight with her to take the stupid sports bra off because let’s face it, her tits were the only reason I was hanging out with her and as soon as she got drunk enough, she’d let me. Getting to her nipples was like getting to the center of a tootsie pop shit took forever, and there were so many layers. I felt like a prospector lookin’ for gold, but once I got through those fucking sports bras and into that special place where her titties lived, I had so much tit I didn’t know what to do with myself other than cum.

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2007

16

Aug

I am – Nicolette Sheridan's Red Lycra Pants of the Day

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I am pretty sure these are old, but they were sent into me and I had no choice but to post them because her ass looks amazing and they remind me of some chick that I just saw walking with her annoying 15 year old son. I assume that she was a trophy wife who has some really rich husband and spends her days at the gym fucking the fitness trainer, at the hair salon talking to her fag stylist about giving blowjobs, at the day spa yelling at her masseuse about rubbing her down harder, at home yelling at the maid about cleaning better and at the cook about using more low-fat ingredients because the shit he’s cooking doesn’t fit in with the South Beach Diet her nutritionist put her on. The benefit of making a life out of being vain and self absorbed and superficial was that her ass was probably one of the most solid asses I’d ever seen and I tried to let her son know that he should be jerking off to her while she’s out at the pool and not trying to land blowjobs at his Jewish summer camp because she is that good.

When I finally made eye contact with the kid, I pointed to his moms ass and gave him the thumbs up hand signal. He just gave me the finger and went back to his phone conversation. I guess he hears about how hot she is everytime his friends tell him how bad they want to fuck her, or how they end up hanging out with her instead of him anytime they go over. The reality is that she is probably the only reason he has friends.

So seeing Nicolette Sheridan’s fit ass is just an extension of this celebration of bitches in their 40s who still have it going on enough for you to rub one out to, even though your desperation leaves you rubbing one out to pretty much anything with a vagina, including your fat neighbor who likes to garden in short shorts…

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2007

16

Aug

I am – Nicolette Sheridan’s Red Lycra Pants of the Day

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I am pretty sure these are old, but they were sent into me and I had no choice but to post them because her ass looks amazing and they remind me of some chick that I just saw walking with her annoying 15 year old son. I assume that she was a trophy wife who has some really rich husband and spends her days at the gym fucking the fitness trainer, at the hair salon talking to her fag stylist about giving blowjobs, at the day spa yelling at her masseuse about rubbing her down harder, at home yelling at the maid about cleaning better and at the cook about using more low-fat ingredients because the shit he’s cooking doesn’t fit in with the South Beach Diet her nutritionist put her on. The benefit of making a life out of being vain and self absorbed and superficial was that her ass was probably one of the most solid asses I’d ever seen and I tried to let her son know that he should be jerking off to her while she’s out at the pool and not trying to land blowjobs at his Jewish summer camp because she is that good.

When I finally made eye contact with the kid, I pointed to his moms ass and gave him the thumbs up hand signal. He just gave me the finger and went back to his phone conversation. I guess he hears about how hot she is everytime his friends tell him how bad they want to fuck her, or how they end up hanging out with her instead of him anytime they go over. The reality is that she is probably the only reason he has friends.

So seeing Nicolette Sheridan’s fit ass is just an extension of this celebration of bitches in their 40s who still have it going on enough for you to rub one out to, even though your desperation leaves you rubbing one out to pretty much anything with a vagina, including your fat neighbor who likes to garden in short shorts…

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