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2020

31

Jul

Fitness Friday of the Day

It’s Fitness Friday, so let’s look at girls from the internet who aren’t celebrities but who may be trying to get some level of celebrity to maximize their ONLY FANS account or whatever else they are using to sell nudes…by posting up pics of their gains like a bunch of queer dudes pretending to be straight dudes tend to do when they get into that workout thing…

Some of these fitness friday pics are to inspire you get to the GYM, in COVID era of you have to wear your mask in, but you don’t have to wear your mask to workout, even though that’s the danger zone, if COVID is even real…and not just some scam to get rid of Trump, because the world Elite is a real thing and they don’t give a fuck about the common man…on any level unless it makes them richer..and I’m not a conspiracy person, I just find the world fucking weird as shit now…

But yeah, get to the gym, because girls get naked in the gym apparently….and it will probably help you in the long run, because if the apolcalypse is coming you may want to be in your best fighting form to survive….and fitness is the answer to get there…

Just ask these girls…as you jack off to them….if you’re into toned, fit, muscular, ripped, flexing, you may be gay….or you may just be accustomed to sloppy bitches and it’s nice to see what working on your body looks like…as a woman…

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Posted in:Fitness

2009

05

Feb

Marisa Miller Shows Fat Housewives How To Get Her Tight Body in Cosmo of the Day

I am one of the few people I know who don’t think Marisa Miller should be a Victoria Secret/SI Swimsuit model because she has an old lookin’ face. Everyone gets mad at me when I say that I just don’t feel it when I see pics of her naked or half naked, they call me gay and an idiot and unrealistic because they know I’d die to fuck her, what they don’t know is that I’d die to fuck anyone at this point, dead or alive, it’s got that bad. My whole thing is bring in some new blood, you know girls who haven’t had their period for more than a couple of years, since I’ve always been told that real models are supposed to be scouted at 14 and getting huge jobs by 16, because they aren’t legal to have nude pictures of on your computer, but they are legal to masturbate to, but instead I get this 30 something fitness addict with fake tits and a tight body who is obviously hotter than the average chick, but not quite as fresh as new talent, I mean just think about how many times that pussy’s been wiped, licked, fingered, fucked to get it ahead, touched, infected, rubbed up against abrasive fabrics, inserted with vacuum cleaners to save her career from unwanted pregnancy, it is pussy that has seen better days, it is pussy I’d like to see replaced.

That said here she is showing off part of her work out regime, since her body’s really all she has left and bitch needs to make sure to keep it if she wants to be kept around, and now you can go imitate these work-out positions when jerking off, because I know you don’t agree with my opinion of her and everything she does turn you on and jerking off is better when you really get into it. O r you could just buy your wife this magazine encouraging her to get off her dumpy ass to make her worth fucking again, but that’s not going to work out for you, it’ll just make her mad, trust me I’ve tried before giving up on her. Good times.


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