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2022

03

May

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

I saw some stat that was put out by the race baiters, because they want people to think that everyone is racist, especially white people, at least that’s the angle they seem to be running with when everything, even Survivor, talks about race…

It’s some divide and conquer tactics, HATE EACH OTHER, not us, when really, no one I know personally hates any races, and I know some real shit people, they just hate assholes, which is reasonable…

Anyway, the stat that was put out was that there are lets say 10,000 rapes from black people against white women reported a year or something, I should probably google this to not piss people off with fake news, but this isn’t a new site, I don’t even know what kind of site this is, but it ain’t news motherfucker…..and there are 0 rapes by white people against black women….

Well, when Gabrielle Union is a survivor, when she was 19 years old and working part time at Payless, as people do, she was raped at gunpoint, only to survive from watching Oprah, and by suing Payless for negligence and settling….so that stat doesn’t mean black girls don’t get raped, or that they should be raped by white guys for equity or equality….just because 10,000 white women are raped by black people, doesn’t mean 10,000 black girls should be raped by white people to make things equal….

NO one should be doing any raping, unless it to yourself while staring at hot Gabrielle Union in a bikini, not that you can rape yourself, you know like granny always said, you can’t rape the willing, but you can always try. I believe in you.

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2022

05

Jan

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

I don’t post black girls in bikinis because I am trying to make some quota on PEOPLE OF COLOR and I do dumb shit like base everything on a person’s race, because I don’t give a fuck about the color of the skin or the plight of their people…or the Caucasians can be Africans or Mexicans while black people or brown people can be 10th generation americans….the whole race thing is a whole load of shit…USE my ancestors victimhood on myself like it affected me cuz some criminal got killed by a cop….fucking make your own life choices…anyone can be whatever they want to be and I choose to be an ignorant, non-woke, pervert who has always posted girls of all ethnicities because I find them fucking hot…especially when half naked…the only issue is that they don’t find me hot…and having never gone black so I could NEVER come back….but that was due to REVERSE RACISM, those girls not interested in broke as fuck degenerate…so who’s the fucking BIGOT now motherfuckers…that’s right…every ethnic girl…and WHITE GIRL….DISGUSTED BY ME…

I’m here for the bikinis, not the politics surrounding a fucking tan….and all you freaks making life about race, need to fuck off, we’re all god’s people, of the HUMAN race….stop being petty pieces of shit…and REMEMBER the old addage…the DARKER the berry the SWEETER the fruit, not that I’ll ever know, which could be a good thing, you know cuz of my DIABETES..

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2021

24

Aug

Gabrielle Union Underboob of the Day

Gabrielle Union is in her 40s, has been posting bikini pics incessantly the last little while…I guess she’s on Vacation her hashtag is the WADE WORLD TOUR, cuz her husband and baby daddy is some dude named Wade…and you can see him grabbing her ass….

People are really excited by her for whatever reason, which is funny because when reading Gabrielle Union’s wiki, I learned that she thought she was ugly, had self esteem issues, thought she’d never be pretty, therefore she thought she was ugly….which is a fully bullshit story because if she really thought she was ugly she wouldn’t be famous an in the paprazzi, that’s some hot chick telling her fat friend she feels fat bullshit, you know fishing for fucking compliments…if she was ugly, why is she 48 and producing jerk off material for her fans…it doesn’t add up scientifically..

Her other crazy story is that she was raped at 19 when working at Payless and got a nice cash settlement….you know probably not enough to warrant the rape, but YOU never know…maybe it was one of those “That was traumatic” like when I got circumcised as a child by the doctor you’d expect to trust wasn’t some baby dick eater….but at least she got paid…

You should just be happy her rape had a shining lining, because she could have easily become a man-hating lesbian like all these other rape victims, and they’re the worst.

Am I allowed to use the word rape? Is that banned yet? Who cares, I’ve been censored forever….I have no one left to annoy…

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2021

26

Jul

Gabrielle Union Topless of the Day

I just read Gabrielle Union’s Wikipedia, not because I trust Wikipedia or ever have, I saw that that was finally trending a few weeks ago, because this shit is the easiest thing to edit and upload false facts to, and over the history of the site, there’s been some really funny edits over the years that proved that shit could be manipulated for evil, once the powers that be got wind of it and decided to dedicated a whole team to “edit Wikipedia to push our agenda”….because facts aren’t facts motherfuckers, they’re just concepts….

So yeah, in reading Gabrielle Union’s wiki, I learned that she thought she was ugly, had self esteem issues, thought she’d never be pretty, therefore she thought she was ugly….which is a fully bullshit story because if she really thought she was ugly, how the fuck is she trending for some “Gabrielle Union at 48 topless” storyline…she never thought she was ugly…

In other interesting news, she was raped at 19 when working at Payless and got a nice cash settlement….you know probably not enough to warrant the rape, at least not now that she gets paid, but not a bad reward for being raped…you know if you’re raped, you might as well get paid for it….it’s better than just ending up with a baby….

She’s apparently married to Dwyane Wade and together they have a baby and this is her holding her titties for the internet for empowerment or some shit…or maybe to give her rapist an updated pic of her for him to jack off….I don’t know how these things work but assume dude brags about her to all his friends whenever she pops up in the tabloids or movies…”back when I was a violent rapist, I totally got with this famous chick when she worked payless”…it’s a little darker than when you tell your friends you went to school with a famous person, or ran into one at Disneyland or the airport, but rapists probably hang with other rapists to talk their mutual interests….or so you’d think….or so you’d think…

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2021

02

Jun

Gabrielle Union Hard Nipples of the Day

Gabrielle Union is in her Wet T-Shirt with her hard nips out….because at 48 years old, you might as well show off your hard nips for the internet the way the overlords who created the internet would have wanted…thanks to a simple philosophy that is also a consistent philosophy….of tits get hits motherfuckers…jut not on this site, on this site, tits get ignored…

You gotta wonder what inspired Gabrielle Union to do her SI SWIM ROOKIE photoshoot with a wet t-shirt, was she feeling her tits were at their hottest and needed to be seen? I don’t know…was it to document them before she turned 50…a visual archive of her tits…I don’t know…will the one die hard Gabby Union fan who thinks she’s the hottest celeb to ever exist be excited by this and jerk off to this….I don’t know…but it happened and this is that…and really it looks pretty good for 48, clearly the superior race…if this was a white girl not only would she be racist and privileged even if she was a crackwhore from down the street…her whiteness gives her that gift of giving 5 dollar toothless blowjobs, while Gabrielle Union’s out here in her infinity pool in a gated community…while the toothless white 48 year old crackhead only gets wet when her box she lives in gets rained on…but what I am saying is….if it was a 48 year old white woman, she’d look nothing like this..

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2019

05

Sep

Gabrielle Union Wet Bikini of the Day

Gabrielle Union Wet Bikini

Gabrielle Union is great at 45 or however old she is…as she gets on all fours in a bikini….even though I like to write off women when they turn 30..aging women are the worst…even when they commit to fitness, starvation, face injections, and manage to have hot round fit ass in leggings at the grocery store, I am not fooled by a round ass…I know what is actually going on…the ROT…and organ failure including the pussy organ because I understand biology.

Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you know reclaiming her power, not letting the rapist control her all these years later, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing..but no…instead she simulates doggy style sex.

She was raped in a time when you had to actually be raped to say you were raped. You know after work at the mall when some creep who had been watching you that day, or week, decides to go through with it. She was raped at the store she worked at and got a cash settlement for their wrong doing…back when rape didn’t really make the news…and things didn’t get cancelled….before rape became a culture and everyone wanted to have a rape story to fit into that culture.

I think that makes her a more compelling person than victims of today…you know cuz she surived and doesn’t whine about it like all the college girls and Weinstein victims….because I guess when you’ve ACTUALLY been raped, you have a different approach to moving on with your life..than trying to make it your being, your claim to fame, your dialog, you personal brand…


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2019

17

Jul

Gabrielle Union Thong of the Day

Gabrielle Union Bikini

Gabrielle Union is an inspiration to all women…because she got RAPED when she was younger, was able to sue the store she worked at for the rape to both get some money and force them to make some changes, and has in turn been able to power through the rape and have a few marriages, a career….without being a Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell/ ELLEN…fearing the penis….

Instead she became the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….She’s 40, she’s showing off ass, I’m into it, that’s all…

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2019

28

Jun

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

Gabrielle Union Bikini

Gabrielle Union is in a bikini because she survived a violent rape…in an era when not everyone was raped….or could relate to rape…you know when rape was a big deal, and not some passing thing that every college girl has decided has happened to them, because they had sex while drunk once, making it about them, and totally disrespecting those who actually have been raped….

When she was 19, she was attacked and raped at her part-time job at a Payless shoe store by a robber. She sued Payless for negligence, because that the store failed to warn employees about the assailant, who had been positively identified robbing another Payless location prior to her rape….taking ownership on that rape…and cashing it the fuck in.

Allowing her to also take ownership on her bikini body, in her 40s now, a new mom thanks to a surrogate, so that the pussy doesn’t get blown out, even if it looks blown out…

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2019

30

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing…..

They say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…she’s moved on, maybe she liked it….I don’t have the answers…I just know that if she was affected, she’d do the whole Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell, now ELLEN hustle….of fearing the penis forever…and devoting your life to the scissor…

But instead she’s the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 45, she’s showing off, I’m into it, that’s all…

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2018

17

Aug

Gabrielle Union Wet T-Shirt of the Day

Gabrielle Union is the Dwayne Wade Basketball player wife, who was a black actress and may still be one…I’ll have to check Black Twitter…

All I seem to see there is that Fox News Used Patti Labelle’s Pic to Promote Arethra Franklin’s deadness

So I’ll have to explore wikipedia to figure out that this 45 has been the token black girl in a lot of movies, and that at 45, is still showing off her ass in a bikini, sexualizing herself, because if you look this good, at least from this angle at 45, you’d doing a total disservice to the rest of the world by not showing it off….or at least a disservice to her exhibitionist self…

She’s got her tits out cuz she is an actual rape victim who doesn’t whine about it like all these other girls who get their ass grabbed or walk into hotel rooms of celebrities to see them jerking off….all you other bitches are soft…while she’s getting things done…tits out.

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