I find it hilarious that Gigi Hadid exists….I find it funny that she’s a model…that she’s an “it girl”…that she’s polarized the world into taking her seriously…all because she’s rich and connected from LA….because she’s really not all that hot…

She’s just a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, her mom, the people from the Real Housewive’s reality show, whoever she’s working with, because they’ve positioned her as this relevant thing, which has got her work, followers, relevance, and she’s making money she doesn’t need doing it….the world takes her seriously, calls her a model despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians …pretending to be a model…but then again we have to remind ourselves that modeling is the dumbest career and anyone can do it…so long as they stand in front of a camera making serious faces and poses…even though it looks like a fucking joke..

At least she’s not fat anymore…

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Gigi Hadid is a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, because they’ve positioned her and got her work, followers, relevance, and the world takes her seriously, despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians ….and the fact she exists is hilarious to me….

Gigig Hadid is not that hot, at least she’s skinnier than she was, and she’s not a talented model, whatever that means, since modeling is so dumb, but I guess she’s a good promo model who can sell product, or maybe brands just want the “it girl” who is self proclaimed it girl, to run their marketing programs…I don’t get it…

But I do think her playing dead, with dead eyes, in tight clothes is some of her best work for a brand…I assume dead rich girl / sugar baby – is what they are going for – and she does it so well…because really a rich kid model who craves fame – is no differnt than a hooker craving money for crack…it’s just a different, better smelling table…

Either way – garbage…lazy fucking garbage…that she probably made millions for….the world is stupid.

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Gigi Hadid is unfortunately sitting at the right table, thanks to being born into the right living room, making her something that brands want to attach themselves to, not even because she’s hot, or interesting or compelling, but because the media talks about her, she’s got following, she’s hosting shit, she works with other brands, and they want in on the action, or association, it’s good marketing – to people who are lazy, have a lot of money, don’t feel the need to revolutionize anything – content or otherwise and just go with the same old shit, different overpaid girl people like, that they get naked in their shoes, so that the people on set get to see how much of her inner lips stick out of her outter lips…or if she’s just a slit, because if you’re paying a clown to play at your party, you should be allowed to jerk off to it…or fuck it…where are the Behind the Scenes outtakes this photographer has and has shown his friends and why am I not the one seeing it…because as we know GIGI’s pussy – may not be golden – but is worth gold – thanks to being born rich…and the obsession with her needs to end…because I can’t take more materialistic rich girls of instagram being taken seriously – they are jokes…treat them as such…

It’s nice to know that with all she has – she offers or gives back zero…the way it’s supposed to be when you’re a greedy asshole..who think you deserve what you have..

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Gigi Hadid is in W Korea….where those crazy Koreans turned her into a K Pop video…all shiny bathing suit – with a skinnier than usual butt shot – because as a rich kid who bought her instagram model career – that went viral and turned into an actual model career – she had to live the part and lose the fat…because you can be a fat rich twat on instagram thanks to facetune and the lie that is is social media…but you can’t if you want to walk Victoria’s Secret infomercials…and other fashion shows that figure “use the bitch with all the fans, get the press, rather than actual models”….it’s all bullshit, sponsorship money, for people who are already making money or have money – gotta keep their socio-economic class richer…more egotistical…and reminded that their insular world is the only one that matters…

I saw an interview talking about her hosting the AMAs – which is this weekend and for the record are the only music award show that ever invited me to attend – which allows you to really grasp the quality Dick Clarke has left us with….and she went on about her One Direction Boyfriend…all while looking like a muppet faced Arab terrorist that Donald Trump should deport- but won’t because he’s a liar and likes rich people – and their slutty daughters…including his own….

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Gigi Hadid is in Allure magazine, because she’s got so many interesting things to say to the world about all she’s learned in her struggles as a vapid rich kid – turned model with 25 million followers on social media – who gets money and press thrown at her – because brands and the magazines are trying to navigate this new world and need her kind to plug them on her social media to stay relevant…

The “Gigi Bares All” tagline on the cover makes me think “what the fuck could this bitch have to say that would have any insight that would be interesting or more than just instructions on how to selfie or hang out with Kardashians to mooch off their following”….

I don’t understand why they have to try to feature her in a way that is more than just nude pics of her…..and really they aren’t even nude pics…sure she was half nude – and nipples were exposed – but no one on set is cool enough to leak those shots…instead we get this over produced shit.

Garbage. I feel like the naked on the horse pic is from another shoot – but who cares…my sources are shit…

Here she is for W Korea…because she’s important….

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Gigi Hadid looks better since she’s lost weight, everything is better when it’s less fat…and these pics are borderline hot of her, they almost make me think that she deserves some of the attention she’s getting as a model, rather than just hate on her for being some entitled rich kid who bought her career thanks to digital marketing, but I am a weak person and skinny legs and expensive panty flashes, something I assume she dreamt about doing in magazines while growing up, you know “maybe one day the world will see my panties, since I have a trust fund and have nothing better to do with my time, plus they’ll pay me…unless it’s editorial, even though I don’t need to get paid cuz I’m rich as fuck…thanks to having a real daddy…not sugar daddy”…..

The point is…there is no point…just pics of her slutty enough for me but arguably not slutty enough for the attention whore she is….because it works.

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Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes…

Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need…

I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important…

Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny…

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