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2014

11

Dec

Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass…

I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on the fence…because Tranny pranks “I was born with a dick”…nonsense doesn’t really convert well for me…

I prefer…genetic proof that we are dealing with the right Chromosomes…I’m paranoid like that…

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2014

03

Dec

Gisele in Jeans of the Day

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes…

So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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2014

15

Oct

Gisele for Chanel of the Day

This Baz Luhrmann for Chanel commercial – is pretty next level…but maybe I am just saying that because I like gay Australians…who make over the top movies about trannies int the desert….or maybe I am into their movies about trannies, turned models, in dramatic perfume commercials, with surfing interludes and romance…because I am a romantic, at least when it comes to trannies, because I feel they get the short end of the stick as the world usually just use them as prosititutes because no one wants to bring a tranny home to momma…

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2014

14

Oct

Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere

She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

04

Sep

Gisele for Under Armour of the Day

There’s nothing feminine or even erotic about Gisele punching the shit out of a punching bag for Under Armour…

It makes me think that she’s just an angry dude who just got gay bashed after leaving the tranny bar…but that’s just because she’s always been on the fence of boy and girl…the grey area that is good for a pro athlete with Gay tendencies who doesn’t want to come out as gay to embrace and marry since she had a career as a lingerie model which aids the public image aspect…with a bit of a hard man face to aid in the wanting to fuck dude aspect of any public affair…

But for some reason, I keep watching it, because deep down I know she’s not a dude, but a woman, who can probably kick my ass…

I still think Under Armour should have gone with a pro Athlete, and not a pro overrated model, but whatever, I’m not their ad agency, I just probably should be.

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2014

20

Aug

Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Too Clothed of the Day

Gisele did the ice bucket challenge, and I guess with her really successful husband, and her really successful self, she doesn’t need to try anymore. She’s a classy woman, with a family and mansions all over the place, living the life of Luxury…I mean to cheapen her like she was an aspiring bikini model willing to do anything to break free from the crowd was her past, that’s not her anymore, she’s made it and can pretend that person doesn’t exist, like I pretend this person doesn’t exist, since jerking off to Gisele is better post-op – pre-babies.

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2014

29

Jul

Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money.

The whole thing…stupid as fuck…

But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

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2014

24

Jul

Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it.

I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing…

It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top…

Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

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2014

15

Jul

Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s….

I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating..

I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out.

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