I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Gisele Category

2015

04

Nov

Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent…

She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter..

Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen..


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Gisele Ass and Legs for a Shoe Company Ad for Vogue of the Day

SW_FW15_Vogue_FINAL.indd

The shoe company that Gisele is showing off her long legs in…has been milking this one Mario Testino shoot for a sold 2 years, because it probably cost them 5 million bucks, so spread it out like she spreads out Tom Brady with her Brazilian dick, it reminds him of those good old Football initations in the shower he misses now that he’s pro…and has to behave like a professional..

These are boring, I’ve posted the same pics…at least 3 times already…sure I’m always up for a Tom Brady is a homo and Gisele is a tranny that disguises herself as a bikini model…allowing them to perpetuate their lie jokes…but overall…Gisele, even when naked showing off her fake tranny tits…bores me and the fact that this girl can get paid millions to do this…is the biggest joke of all..

Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Gisele-Bundchen-Hot-Lingerie-Pictures01

I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything…

I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company…

Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her now that she’s not marketed aggressively by the brand…and is really just Tom Brady’s beard, who we all think may have a beard…thanks to being from the mean streets of Brazil…

I think this is her playing dress up, remembering the good times of when she was once a Victoria’s Secret model and everything made sense for her…but now..she’s just lost, middle aged and confused…taking to her 50 million dollar house photo studio room to let off steam and connect with all she knows…like an ex Athlete doing their sport recreationally…and I think we can all agree…that it be more meaningful if she was showing us the vagina we’re not convinced she has..

Gisele-Bundchen-Hot-Lingerie-Pictures02

Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2015

27

Aug

Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day

Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck…

I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing..

It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance…

Posted in:Gisele|SFW|Videos

2015

16

Jun

Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen stars in Stuart Weitzman's fall campaign.

I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores.

Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt.

Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone…

Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to.

She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong…

Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele…

Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2015

20

May

Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day

Gisele-Bundchen-W-Korea-June-2015-Cover-Shoot06

I heard on the internet that Gisele was retiring from modeling, but I guess that all changed when her rich as fuck husband’s career got shit on for being a cheater, and she was forced to go back to work to pay the mortgages and for the Kid’s education…

Or maybe they are rich as fuck and never need to work again, and her quitting modelling was just a bullshit lie to get people who don’t care about some mall brand model and her too old to model and too many kids to model to talk about her…

Because now she’s in W magazine with Terry…showing her huge fucking tits…no wait she has no tits..and these pics are boring Terry..not adventurous Terry pornography that made him exist…

Posted in:Gisele

2015

04

May

More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day

gisele-vogue-brazil-18

Gisele who may be a man, but who plays a girl in the modeling world, because people weren’t as open to trannies when she first came up, and because her husband is trying to maintain his position as jock of the year…who can’t by default fuck trannies openly, it’s against the jock way, and their homosex has to be presented as locker room team building…not romance…those are orgasms of hard work, team work motherfuckers…

Either way, she’s in Vogue Brazil naked…not showing anything, not even her tuck…

I think I posted some of these pics…and here are the rest…not that they matter…because none of this matters..

Posted in:Gisele

2015

30

Apr

Gisele Lingerie Video of the Day

Gisele may have claimed to quit modeling, but apparently hasn’t quit modeling, but saying she has is good marketing, because here she is modeling for her own bullshit lingerie company that I guess she’s trying to get to some Jessica Simpson level of billion dollars in sales a year because she’s not rich enough as is….you know take the tranny out of the slums of Brazil and give them a taste of the good live and now all of a sudden they can only live in 50 million dollar houses…it’s fucked…

She’s got good model body, which is kind of an uneventful body for anyone into chicks…but the fact that she’s had 3 kids with Tom Brady….which may not be fact at all…because he may be gay and she may be a man….while still looking like this…is pretty magical….when compared to other women I know with 3 kids…not that I care about Gisele…or this vide…or her in lingerie…but I am posting it anyway.
Gisele-Screenshot-1

Posted in:Gisele

2015

27

Apr

Gisele Does the Vogue Brazil Naked of the Day

gisele-bundchen-naked-vogue-brazil-may-2015-cover

Everyone is freaking out about Bruce Jenner making the transition from man to woman…while keeping his dick…making him more of a man to man in women’s clothing who likes tits so much he is gonna get himself a pair…but the real tranny possibly happened with Gisele Bundchen….

She’s always had a man face, Brazil is the hub of tranny prostitutes, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret possibly to divert a potential story that was going to come out on her penis, and she’s married to Tom Brady, who as we know, could very well be a homo who can’t come out of the closet because it will ruin the nation’s homophobic feelings about football…because I guess the nation hasn’t spent an hour at football initiation..

You know a powerful, rich couple capable of faking a pregnancy if they needed to…with movie magic…to really keep the lie going as their career rely on it…and their careers..as you know are pretty fucking lucrative…no one needs a tranny scandal in the mix…

Unless of course, she’s actually a woman, just hard featured…skinny as fuck…showing her model ass…in her hometown VOGUE…but until I see clit…up close….in photo..I’m on the fence on this whole thing…which means you might as well jerk off to her…cuz she’s in that grey area that keeps you closet cases excited…

gisele-bundchen-naked

gisele-bundchen-vogue-brazil-may-2015

Posted in:Gisele

2015

14

Apr

Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day

Gisele-Topless

I am pretty sure that Gisele is making a couple of million dollars for being this year’s face and I guess body for Chanel…which means that these topless pics cost Chanel millions of dolllars to get…which is pretty bad business considering I know at least 100 girls who would have got more than just topless, even spread vagina for Chanel number 5, which really would be appropriate…considering what better use of perfume than to hose down some whore pussy…

Either way, Gisele is kind of a man, so paying her anything to be topless is just insanity…and why people bother with these models is beyond me…with a million dollars of marketing budget…I could easily steal it and move to a third world country….and produce a campaign down there for 20 dollars and goat for the brand…but I guess that’s not the vibe they are going for…yet this boring ass pic is…not that it is an ass pic…Tom Brady probably wishes it was, because the second he gets the prosthetic balls on her…he can cum…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

11

Dec

Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass…

I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on the fence…because Tranny pranks “I was born with a dick”…nonsense doesn’t really convert well for me…

I prefer…genetic proof that we are dealing with the right Chromosomes…I’m paranoid like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele

2014

03

Dec

Gisele in Jeans of the Day

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes…

So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

15

Oct

Gisele for Chanel of the Day

This Baz Luhrmann for Chanel commercial – is pretty next level…but maybe I am just saying that because I like gay Australians…who make over the top movies about trannies int the desert….or maybe I am into their movies about trannies, turned models, in dramatic perfume commercials, with surfing interludes and romance…because I am a romantic, at least when it comes to trannies, because I feel they get the short end of the stick as the world usually just use them as prosititutes because no one wants to bring a tranny home to momma…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

14

Oct

Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere

She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit.

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

04

Sep

Gisele for Under Armour of the Day

There’s nothing feminine or even erotic about Gisele punching the shit out of a punching bag for Under Armour…

It makes me think that she’s just an angry dude who just got gay bashed after leaving the tranny bar…but that’s just because she’s always been on the fence of boy and girl…the grey area that is good for a pro athlete with Gay tendencies who doesn’t want to come out as gay to embrace and marry since she had a career as a lingerie model which aids the public image aspect…with a bit of a hard man face to aid in the wanting to fuck dude aspect of any public affair…

But for some reason, I keep watching it, because deep down I know she’s not a dude, but a woman, who can probably kick my ass…

I still think Under Armour should have gone with a pro Athlete, and not a pro overrated model, but whatever, I’m not their ad agency, I just probably should be.

Posted in:Gisele