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2014

20

Aug

Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Too Clothed of the Day

Gisele did the ice bucket challenge, and I guess with her really successful husband, and her really successful self, she doesn’t need to try anymore. She’s a classy woman, with a family and mansions all over the place, living the life of Luxury…I mean to cheapen her like she was an aspiring bikini model willing to do anything to break free from the crowd was her past, that’s not her anymore, she’s made it and can pretend that person doesn’t exist, like I pretend this person doesn’t exist, since jerking off to Gisele is better post-op – pre-babies.

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2014

29

Jul

Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money.

The whole thing…stupid as fuck…

But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

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2014

24

Jul

Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it.

I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing…

It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top…

Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

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2014

15

Jul

Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s….

I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating..

I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out.

TO SEE PICS OF GISELE AT SOME WORLD CUP BULLSHIT CLICK HERE

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2014

28

May

Gisele for LUI of the Day

Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine…

I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy…

Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”…

Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants…

Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…

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2014

26

May

Gisele’s Yoga Porn of the Day

Gisele posted this picture of some dude kicking her in the cunt, that was captured at the perfect moment, about a week ago..

I only saw it now, because I hardly care about transgendered models and the beard they provide for prop athletes…especially not after they’ve had a couple kids and just sold their house for 400 million dollars or some shit…They have won at life…and I can’t be bothered…

But I can be bothered with Yoga Porn, because like fitness porn. it involves girls in skimpy clothing in poses that are ridiculously pornographic, if you look at it from the right perspective, and that is from a place of wanting to stick your dick in it, rather than one of judging whether her technique is right or not…

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2014

22

Apr

Gisele Heart of Glass with Bob Sinclair for H&M of the Day

Billionaire model Gisele who can barely speak english, sat down with Bob Sinclair for an H&M cover version of Heart of Glass, proving that anyone can sound good when over produced by an techno producer, and the whole thing is making a mockery of the entire music industry, and that’s amazing, because I know all these popstars, like KATY PERRY AND RIHANNA are talentless undeserving cunts…who probably sing worse than Gisele, but yet are played everywhere…

Now, I know people think Gisele looks like a dude, and that she staged her pregnancy to legitimize her tranny relationship with Tom Brady….but Trannies do being a girl better than girls, and she looks hot in this campaign, with those nice small implants and tight body that could not have two kids even if it claims to…

But I think she’s hot.

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2014

11

Apr

Gisele Behind the Scenes of the Day

Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that…

That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.

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2014

09

Apr

Gisele in a Bikini of the Day

Gisele may be a man part of an elaborate billion dollar corporate cover-up because using trannies in their campaigns is more cost effective since trannies don’t get their periods and have to take that week off…and trannies have better work ethic because they are trying so hard to be women – that usually they do women better than women…she may also be a man part of an elaborate 100 million plus earning husband who doesn’t want people to know he is into dudes who tuck…but she is something I’d fuck whatever she is…especially in these bikini pics…

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