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2015

16

Jun

Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen stars in Stuart Weitzman's fall campaign.

I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores.

Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt.

Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone…

Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to.

She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong…

Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele…

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2015

20

May

Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I heard on the internet that Gisele was retiring from modeling, but I guess that all changed when her rich as fuck husband’s career got shit on for being a cheater, and she was forced to go back to work to pay the mortgages and for the Kid’s education…

Or maybe they are rich as fuck and never need to work again, and her quitting modelling was just a bullshit lie to get people who don’t care about some mall brand model and her too old to model and too many kids to model to talk about her…

Because now she’s in W magazine with Terry…showing her huge fucking tits…no wait she has no tits..and these pics are boring Terry..not adventurous Terry pornography that made him exist…

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2015

04

May

More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Gisele who may be a man, but who plays a girl in the modeling world, because people weren’t as open to trannies when she first came up, and because her husband is trying to maintain his position as jock of the year…who can’t by default fuck trannies openly, it’s against the jock way, and their homosex has to be presented as locker room team building…not romance…those are orgasms of hard work, team work motherfuckers…

Either way, she’s in Vogue Brazil naked…not showing anything, not even her tuck…

I think I posted some of these pics…and here are the rest…not that they matter…because none of this matters..

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2015

30

Apr

Gisele Lingerie Video of the Day

Gisele may have claimed to quit modeling, but apparently hasn’t quit modeling, but saying she has is good marketing, because here she is modeling for her own bullshit lingerie company that I guess she’s trying to get to some Jessica Simpson level of billion dollars in sales a year because she’s not rich enough as is….you know take the tranny out of the slums of Brazil and give them a taste of the good live and now all of a sudden they can only live in 50 million dollar houses…it’s fucked…

She’s got good model body, which is kind of an uneventful body for anyone into chicks…but the fact that she’s had 3 kids with Tom Brady….which may not be fact at all…because he may be gay and she may be a man….while still looking like this…is pretty magical….when compared to other women I know with 3 kids…not that I care about Gisele…or this vide…or her in lingerie…but I am posting it anyway.
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2015

27

Apr

Gisele Does the Vogue Brazil Naked of the Day

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Everyone is freaking out about Bruce Jenner making the transition from man to woman…while keeping his dick…making him more of a man to man in women’s clothing who likes tits so much he is gonna get himself a pair…but the real tranny possibly happened with Gisele Bundchen….

She’s always had a man face, Brazil is the hub of tranny prostitutes, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret possibly to divert a potential story that was going to come out on her penis, and she’s married to Tom Brady, who as we know, could very well be a homo who can’t come out of the closet because it will ruin the nation’s homophobic feelings about football…because I guess the nation hasn’t spent an hour at football initiation..

You know a powerful, rich couple capable of faking a pregnancy if they needed to…with movie magic…to really keep the lie going as their career rely on it…and their careers..as you know are pretty fucking lucrative…no one needs a tranny scandal in the mix…

Unless of course, she’s actually a woman, just hard featured…skinny as fuck…showing her model ass…in her hometown VOGUE…but until I see clit…up close….in photo..I’m on the fence on this whole thing…which means you might as well jerk off to her…cuz she’s in that grey area that keeps you closet cases excited…

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2015

14

Apr

Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Gisele is making a couple of million dollars for being this year’s face and I guess body for Chanel…which means that these topless pics cost Chanel millions of dolllars to get…which is pretty bad business considering I know at least 100 girls who would have got more than just topless, even spread vagina for Chanel number 5, which really would be appropriate…considering what better use of perfume than to hose down some whore pussy…

Either way, Gisele is kind of a man, so paying her anything to be topless is just insanity…and why people bother with these models is beyond me…with a million dollars of marketing budget…I could easily steal it and move to a third world country….and produce a campaign down there for 20 dollars and goat for the brand…but I guess that’s not the vibe they are going for…yet this boring ass pic is…not that it is an ass pic…Tom Brady probably wishes it was, because the second he gets the prosthetic balls on her…he can cum…

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2014

11

Dec

Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass…

I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on the fence…because Tranny pranks “I was born with a dick”…nonsense doesn’t really convert well for me…

I prefer…genetic proof that we are dealing with the right Chromosomes…I’m paranoid like that…

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2014

03

Dec

Gisele in Jeans of the Day

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes…

So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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2014

15

Oct

Gisele for Chanel of the Day

This Baz Luhrmann for Chanel commercial – is pretty next level…but maybe I am just saying that because I like gay Australians…who make over the top movies about trannies int the desert….or maybe I am into their movies about trannies, turned models, in dramatic perfume commercials, with surfing interludes and romance…because I am a romantic, at least when it comes to trannies, because I feel they get the short end of the stick as the world usually just use them as prosititutes because no one wants to bring a tranny home to momma…

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2014

14

Oct

Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere

She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

04

Sep

Gisele for Under Armour of the Day

There’s nothing feminine or even erotic about Gisele punching the shit out of a punching bag for Under Armour…

It makes me think that she’s just an angry dude who just got gay bashed after leaving the tranny bar…but that’s just because she’s always been on the fence of boy and girl…the grey area that is good for a pro athlete with Gay tendencies who doesn’t want to come out as gay to embrace and marry since she had a career as a lingerie model which aids the public image aspect…with a bit of a hard man face to aid in the wanting to fuck dude aspect of any public affair…

But for some reason, I keep watching it, because deep down I know she’s not a dude, but a woman, who can probably kick my ass…

I still think Under Armour should have gone with a pro Athlete, and not a pro overrated model, but whatever, I’m not their ad agency, I just probably should be.

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2014

20

Aug

Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Too Clothed of the Day

Gisele did the ice bucket challenge, and I guess with her really successful husband, and her really successful self, she doesn’t need to try anymore. She’s a classy woman, with a family and mansions all over the place, living the life of Luxury…I mean to cheapen her like she was an aspiring bikini model willing to do anything to break free from the crowd was her past, that’s not her anymore, she’s made it and can pretend that person doesn’t exist, like I pretend this person doesn’t exist, since jerking off to Gisele is better post-op – pre-babies.

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2014

29

Jul

Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money.

The whole thing…stupid as fuck…

But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

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2014

24

Jul

Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it.

I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing…

It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top…

Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

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2014

15

Jul

Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s….

I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating..

I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out.

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