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2014

22

Apr

Gisele Heart of Glass with Bob Sinclair for H&M of the Day

Billionaire model Gisele who can barely speak english, sat down with Bob Sinclair for an H&M cover version of Heart of Glass, proving that anyone can sound good when over produced by an techno producer, and the whole thing is making a mockery of the entire music industry, and that’s amazing, because I know all these popstars, like KATY PERRY AND RIHANNA are talentless undeserving cunts…who probably sing worse than Gisele, but yet are played everywhere…

Now, I know people think Gisele looks like a dude, and that she staged her pregnancy to legitimize her tranny relationship with Tom Brady….but Trannies do being a girl better than girls, and she looks hot in this campaign, with those nice small implants and tight body that could not have two kids even if it claims to…

But I think she’s hot.

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2014

11

Apr

Gisele Behind the Scenes of the Day

Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that…

That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.

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2014

09

Apr

Gisele in a Bikini of the Day

Gisele may be a man part of an elaborate billion dollar corporate cover-up because using trannies in their campaigns is more cost effective since trannies don’t get their periods and have to take that week off…and trannies have better work ethic because they are trying so hard to be women – that usually they do women better than women…she may also be a man part of an elaborate 100 million plus earning husband who doesn’t want people to know he is into dudes who tuck…but she is something I’d fuck whatever she is…especially in these bikini pics…

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2014

21

Mar

Gisele’s Yoga Pose on Instagram of the Day

Here is Gisele meditating in a yoga pose after all that noise about her 4 acre, 40 million dollar home, that she’s lived in for a few weeks being put up for sale…

I haven’t really figured out why people care that when you’re a well paid, pretty much retired model, with a star athlete husband, 40 million dollars in not all that money, but more importantly, you have a lot of time to project manage renovations, and when those renovations are done, it’s good to move onto the next project rather than being bored.

Maybe it’s because people are amazed that someone can live in a 40 million dollar house, but maybe that time is better spent making 40 million dollars to buy your own fucking house, you jealous cunt….because you see Gisele Doesn’t give a fuck, she’s Yoga Posing…

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2014

27

Jan

Gisele’s Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

I have made fun of Gisele over the years for being a Brazilian Tranny…a storyline that makes so much sense on so many levels, I could do a top 10 reasons why Gisele could be a tranny, and I will..

1- She’s from Brazilan, tied with Thailand as the number 1 tranny producing nation.

2- She’s got fired from Victoria’s Secret…they don’t like their models to have dicks

3- She’s married to a pro athlete, who spends a lot of time in the locker room and can fuck anyone he wants…except dudes, that would kill his career, but trannies…that shit is grey area

4- She bounced back from her pregnancy so aggressively and fast, that I feel she adopted kids and it was just a pregnancy suit…they use them in movies all the times she’s have access..

5- fine I don’t have a top 10 reasons why she’s a tranny, but I do know that her dude-like genetics have allowed her to carry into her 30s with a rocking’ fit, lean, good body she’s rocking’ on the paddle board..making me a fan…but in my defence..as long as the tranny has tits, it’s ok to fuck em…I mean even if they don’t it’s ok to fuck em…Macklemore would encourage you, since it’s good for business…

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2013

07

Nov

Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day

Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…

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2012

27

Nov

Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day


Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate….

I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….

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2012

30

Jul

Gisele s Hot in Her Bikini of the Day

This is not a picture of Gisele in her bikini, but the paparazzi are nuts and have gone very aggressive on me – law suits are around the corner so I just rather link you to the goods – cuz I know you’re only here for the captions – you don’t care about the pics – that’s why I have less than 1000 followers on social media – i got this strong hold on the public like some kind of celebrity who could fill a public bathroom with my fanbase that probably don’t even know who I am or why they liked my page on Facebook – but the truth is – it’d be the best public bathroom dance party of all time – cuz baby it isn’t quantity it is quality and I got some low grade motherfuckers up in here.


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2012

09

May

Gisele is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Either there was a SARS outbreak….someone farted….or Gisele is a self conscious cunt who doesn’t want the paparazzi snapping off pics of her face….maybe cuz she has a pimple….or didn’t put her make-up on proper….or more likely she’s got a herpes scab from all the dick she’s sucked to get to the top….but maybe she got some work done….a little botox or lip injections to stay pretty for her career….but I’m think based on all evidence we have of her…from being from Brazil, marrying a jock who loves the locker room, her implants…she’s probably a lady boy packin a dick…and she didn’t get a chance to shave her beard…..

That’s all I have to say about that….


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2012

06

Feb

Gisele is Full of Shit With Her Religious Shit of the Day

Everyone in the Western world knows that Gisele is the Reason Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl…you now she cursed the shit by asking people to pray for him…lowering his confidence in himself because she clearly had no confidence in him…all while making any god out there want the motherfucker to lose to teach this materialist tranny devil who mocks religion in her half naked, topless career, sexualizing her whore self for good Christian men to be tempted to cheat on their wife or to think of another woman sexually….and if you watch this clio….you’ll see her being a good catholic by swearing to the media like a fucking trucker….I love this people who pretend to be holy and wholesome when really they are just gutter sluts…..

This is what she said:

My Husband Can’t Catch the Ball and Throw the Ball at the Same Fucking Time

What would her god think of that language….I guess he’d make a liar like that suffer for her sins…even though her life is one big lottery win…..

Here she is hugging the loser….which has nothing on the punishment her dick’s gonna have on him when they get home…it’s always that tender touch that leads to violent ass rape that reminds him of those hazing days of his early sports career……

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2011

01

Apr

Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke…..

Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like thaFOLLOW ME

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2009

26

Oct

Gisele Pregnancy Hoax of the Day

I am confused. If Gisele is really a man, like her Brazilian “known for trannies” roots, her hard face, the fact Leonardo DiCaprio dated her, would imply, then why is she walking around with a pregnancy belly and outty belly button like she’s ready to fuckin’ pop. Is this some movie-magic prop she stuffs in her shirt every morning, because she has settled down and wants to raise a family, but knows she needs to pretend the baby is hers for perpetuate the lie that she actually has lady parts to avoid persecution by the public who frown on tranny parents, or maybe she is actually a woman and all those people who called her a dude were just lying and jealous of her success or wishful thinking because jerking off to actual women in lingerie wasn’t as exciting to them, and I’m no gyno so I can’t tell you what’s going on here, but I will say nothing in the entertainment world is what it seems…..

Pics via Bauer

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2009

29

Jun

Gisele and Her Possible Pregnant Ass out in Shorts of the Day

They are reporting that Gisele is pregnant, I guess that means we can all expect her on Oprah for being the first official pregnant man, not just some fake ass bootleg transexual frontin’ like it didn’t still has a pussy and just dresses like a dude like the last one.

Yes, talking about Gisele being a man is played out, but according to Tom Brady, so is his asshole from getting fucked up the ass every fuckin’ night by her. It is the football way….

You’d have to be into anal sex with men to rock these shorts, just yesterday I saw some gay dude who was getting down with gay pride walking around in a leather pair of booty shorts and nothing else….you would have liked it…homo

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2009

12

May

Shitty See Throughs of the Day

In trying to stay in touch with my one reader, I figure I’d post these shitty see through pictures, in a take what I can get kinda way. You know, because it is the story of our lives, never really having much choice in the tits we get to see, and really just taking what we can fuckin’ get. So here is some Gisele and Nicky Hilton from last week mainly because I had the pictures uploaded, but also because at least one person out there wants to fuck these bitches because they are better lookin’ than their disgusting wife, who won’t stop trying to kiss my neck today, I think it is because I haven’t showered and smell like last night’s dinner and she’s hungry (all the time).

Nicky Hilton Shitty See Through of the Day


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2009

07

Apr

Gisele and Tom Brady Got Married in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele and Tom Brady got married in Costa Rica and here they are on their way to the pharmacy to buy some topical creams and some prescription pills to stop the emotional pain the day after. Apparently when they went to consummate their relationship for the first time after the ceremony, because she’s a good little Catholic girl who would just use her mouth up until they marriage,Tom Brady freaked the fuck out when he discovered that she didn’t have a penis.

He hasn’t spent the last 15 years of his life hanging in showers, jerking off to dudes, to marry someone with a vagina. I guess based on her face, it’s one of those false advertising situations and he’s got every right to be pissed off….

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