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2010

11

Mar

Joe Montana’s Sons Tag Team Some Chick on the Beach of the Day

When your dad is a pro football player who has video games named after him…scoring pussy is pretty fucking easy…but apparently not easy enough because both these motherfuckers are targeting the same girl in some kind of situation that can only end up being awkward at best…I mean sure you both have the same genetics…you both took baths together as kids…but there’s something weird about being hard together while mounting some groupie opportunist slut. I know a couple sets of brothers who used to constantly go for the tag team cuz apparently when you’re related it’s not gay but it is convenient and I never got it, I guess I’m just prude when it comes to mixing sex and family, unless we’re talking about sisters getting down with each other, obviously…

I could be wrong about the girl in the picture, I’m thinking there’s just as good a chance she’s their stepmother as there is a chance that it’s groupie pussy trying to be seductive…

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Posted in:Groupie Pussy|Joe Montana

2009

06

Nov

Mickey Rourke’s Tall Skinny Pussy of the Day

I am pretty slow moving today. I partially blame drinking hard last night but also blame my lack of drive, ambition or real interest in all this celebrity bullshit, mainly because giving these garbage people more attention is perpetuating their egos and lifestyle and I hate taking part of that, if anything, it digusts me.

You see I am not really relevant or making any difference on the world, no one reads my shit and I shouldn’t even bother doing this, because hollywood takes someone who looks like some of the crackhead panhandlers on the street I hang with and throws hot tall skinny pussy lookn for fame, money and amazing lifestyles their way and I don’t get any of that, it is a constant reminder of how much I suck at life and where I went wrong, because between you and me, I don’t need the constant reminder, it’s already pretty clear to me.

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Posted in:Groupie Pussy|Mickey Rourke