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2017

25

May

Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked.

The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick.

For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down.

For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall…

Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun

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2017

24

May

Hailey Baldwin is Number 1 in a Nonsense of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is number one in a nonsense arbitrary clickbait list that was clickbait before clickbait existed – Maxim’s Hot 100 – because humans are retards and the list concept of digesting bullshit content is out control…

Hailey Baldwin is a scam, her family is in the industry, she’s a golden child who has managed to find the Kardashians / Jenners / Hadids to leverage….

It just took the family publicists to make that magic happen, the scam of the scams…keep the 1 percent 1 percenting – which is why content is such shit lately – the talent has left the building and the entitled kids of the talent are taking over

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2017

03

May

Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasties with her Boyfriend of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is garbage, mainly because she’s the daughter of a celebrity who is barely a fucking celebrity, and I like my celebrity children out there hustling, getting the invites to exclusive events and parties, to be of A-List and A-List only….but Stephen Baldwin, who gives a fuck…

She banged Bieber at 16, she fucking sucks the aassholes of the Jenners since, and it’s managed to establish her as a little model, it girl, all while being totally uninteresting and annoying, vapid, bratty pile of shit…

She’s living the good life, mooching, and she’s leaving some party with her chubby boyfriend – as her little tits pop out…with nipple tape because freeing the nipple is more feminist for a vapid vain pile of shit….when the nipple has tape on it..I guess..

I am more into her playing tennis in her underwear…and I guess the good news is she’s not a Kardashian..and hot enough…and I guess it’s better to be the bottom feeder to the stars who shouldn’t be stars than the stars themselves..it’s some bootleg shit that she knows she is…and that alone can lead to some insecurities that bring on drug addiction and all that other good stuff. You know..context. The rich brat who wants it all but is third tier, even when third tier is pretty good…kills herself for not being good enough…because she doesn’t know she won…

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2017

12

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Making Moves Topless in Underwear for Elle of the Day

Dreams do come true…when you’re a vapid spoiled brat with a celebrity / who is barely a celebrity / but he counts as a celebrity father – and a decent enough look – because your mom is some brazilian who would marry a barely a celebrity / but still a celebrity father….thanks to being rich…a career that is surprisingly a career – carried by your quest to be relevant, your circle of “it girl” friends you worked your way into – you’re having sex with Beiber while underage and most importantly – her last name…can finally say she’s got into a mainstream magazine – before the mainstream magazine drowns as magazines do – and all she had to do was be the worst…eaten up by the masses – because the internet likes rich kids…and marketers like things the internet likes…

I’m not a fan, but into any girl topless for any self serving, validation purposes…

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2017

24

Mar

Hailey Baldwin on the Toilet of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is not my favorite Baldwin – IRELAND BALDWIN …but she is a vapid spoiled young slut who chose the life of low level instagram celebrity – by attaching herself to other instagram celebrities…which ended up turning her into a low level instagram celebrity….but a higher level instagram celebrity than the girls you fuck with…but more importantly a higher paid instagram celebrity…when she’d be doing this shit for free, just for some attention, because she’s a rich kid and her dad’s a narcissistic asshole actor…and girl needs some male attention…

The most interesting thing about her bullshit career as a nothing, talentless, who does nothing but look pretty good….is that she fucked Bieber…when she was underage and smart enough to know that with her name, her looks, and her access to hang with the JENNERS..she could be the bootleg Jenner brands want to use for association to the Jenners…without paying Jenner Price…

I anxiously await her implosion, drug addiction, disaster that is her life…but in the mean time – here’s fashion shots of her taking a dirty shit after eating a dirty burger – due to the laxatives she’s addicted to in efforts to stay thin..

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2017

17

Mar

Hailey Badlwin Stupid Dance of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is the most irrelevant of the group of “it girls” who aren’t actually “it girls” but who the fashion industry and advertising industry are presenting to us as “It girls”…so that they have puppets who aren’t money motivated, with big following, to sell bullshit product to their retard groupie followers…despite not being hot, talented, interesting, or compelling in any way…it’s just fluffy nonsense, candy coated dog shit really, and their all lucky they are rich kids because without their parents money / fame / whatever – they’d be nothing but cokesluts working bottle service…like most sluts I know…

That said, I decided to check in with Hailey Baldwin to get a sense of her life, existence, the content she puts out there…and it’s not worth jerking off to, but she is eating pizza and dancing – which I can assume is porn to some of you…I just prefer my porn to involve creampies…not PIZZA PIES…

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2017

02

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day

Hailey Baldwin gets the hang with the cool kids, I mean that has been her whole tactic her entire career – that is hardly a career and is more a rich and famous dad – putting her in the same location as other rich kids in LA…..

NOW she is part of the exclusive crew of girls – who are “legit” models naked in a porn magazine that re-branded as a naked model site and it works…people post the fuck out of these pics – because we like when models are naked, but also when rich kids trying to be models are naked, and when anyone is fucking naked…and I get to look because naked is wonderful….

I didn’t find all the pics yet, so I can’t tell if she’s got a pussy with a clit that looks like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at us….knowing her – she probably didn’t put the pussy out there, her parents are christians…that’s not how Christians do things, instead they act like vapid money grubbing superficial and narcissistic cunts…showing off their naked or half naked bodies for more followers than JESUS…because they are the mesiah…in their minds…and it feels good when they have everything else in their life…

Here are her pics…NOT naked….because she’s a fucking scam and does everything wrong.

Here’s some of her social media insta stories to let you into how big of a useless cunt she is….

A Quote from her momma…

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2017

09

Feb

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is hilarious to me….and probably to most people around her – but they’ll never let her know that – they’ll just give her work and tell her how great she is….because she fucked Bieber…

I don’t think she’s that hot, but she’s hot enough, to pretend that she’s a model, and she gets herself out there enough to get followers to get more work….and people hire her because they think she’s a model or relevant… and thanks to having a trust fund or being a rich kid with a fucked up a rich from acting dad and some trendy friends who she’s attached herself to…she makes it work….as she works it on the beach in Hawaii…

SHE ALSO DID A FASHION SHOW FOR GIGI HADID….BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THE SCAM WORKS DOWN…I LIKE THE NUMBER ON HER – LIKE A CATTLE AUCTION….

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2017

13

Jan

HAILEY BALDWIN for GUESS? of the Day

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Guess? Like all the brands of the 90s are trying to make a comeback, so why wouldn’t the dude who runs Guess, who is probably in his 90s, but tanned and slimy, because he likes girls with big tits, use his family friend Gigi Hadid’s friend Hailey Baldwin in one of his campaigns, she’s got a following, people talk about her, she’s blonde which he likes and she’s not a Kardashian…plus he’s a huge fan of The Flintstones and her Dad’s work as Barney Rubble…it was one of the most underrated performances he should have got an Oscar for….so as a tribute to him, he gives his socialite daughter work…hopefully it will sell their 90s revival clothing…that every single brand is re-releasing…because these hipster kids like 90s logos…it’s weird..but not as weird as this Baldwin being a spokesperson for anything…

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2016

21

Dec

Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is the spoiled brat rich kid from Stephen Baldwin’s testicles – who is so desperate to use her trust fund because Stephen Baldwin apparently has money – as well as a love for Jesus – because he went Born Again to deal with addiction like all self absorbed addicts who raise their daughters to become exhbitionist sluts who get half naked to try to get following – and to get that she she follows the Kardashians around, like their little lap dog, and together they are miserable little rich kids – where money doesn’t really phase them, they have enough of it, but brands pay them regardless because brands clearly like wasting money – when they can just say no – and these idiots would do it for free – because they are addicted to it…

Are they deserving of being celebrated….not any less than any other girl getting naked – do they deserve the following – why not – people like rich kids – will this end terribly for all of them…hopefully…because eventually all this will end…and in the meantime, here’s a half naked video of her…and she looks good to me…..Love the shower scene…softcore porn for Christmas…her dad’s Born Again Christian day…

THis is the best Love Magazine video today, but I still think the videos fucking suck, have no context, or vision, it’s a rich girl who fucked bieber dancing around half naked….

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2016

14

Nov

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is on some “vacation” from her very busy life – that is probably not quite a vacation – but rather a photoshoot for some company that can’t afford Kendall or Kylie or the Hadids, but want that same audience, because this girl takes everything she can get – in the competitive world of being a rich kid with a trust fund – who has had sex with Bieber and has created a following in a world where a following is all that matters…

She’s at the Amanyara resort in Turks and Caicos, so if you’re motivated you may want to hop on a plane and get there – but we can assume she posted this after she left…you know safety from you creepers who are such big Stephen Baldwin fans that you want to kidnap his baby….

The other model she’s with is named Marianne Fonseca….and now you have information you don’t need…assuming you read this…instead of just looking at the pics.

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2016

04

Nov

Hailey Baldwin’s Butt Shot for Attention of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s life or relationship with her father must be an interesting one…at least based on pictures of her butt shot for her social media…that you’d expect from someone who really needs the attention or followers…maybe a cam girl trying to make that last 100 dollars for her car payment….or some girl with loose morals who thinks posing like this is empowering, while it is really just shameless and causes other girls to be insecure about their less hot ass, in a “bragging” that her ass is something you can never have but instead can stare at, while being pretty fucking trashy despite having access to the best schools, the best culture, and everything that the general public, who as a whole are far LESS trashy as a whole that her, even the garbage drug addicts with herpes dripping off their faces in middle America eating a bucket of cheese puffs….than this “model”….bullshit….lie…nice ass though…

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2016

28

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy

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Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing.

Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend…

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2016

26

Oct

The Hailey Baldwin Scam Continues for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Young “models” who are actually just rich kids who know how to use Instagram or more importantly have hired PR people and agents thanks to their Hollywood parents using their connections to try to get their daughter work….which is what I assume happened to Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, friend of Kendall or Kylie Jenner, which also helps her cause of being a “relevant” it-girl, that we can assume are the worst fucking people to deal with, all entitled, disillusioned, spoiled and not really aware of how real life works out….

I find it weird that she’s even getting work, or featured in magazines, for any reason besides her instagram following, from clever instagram marketing, not from being hot and amazing, but strictly based on following the people who work with want a piece of…but this is the world we live in…

She’s totally not relatable, she’s not interesting, she’s not exciting, and these pics are within that overall vibe her brand has been since she started…no personality…just another rich girl getting what she feels she deserves…

Sure, she’s fine to look at, you know hot enough for Bieber when she was 17…like so many other 17 year old girls are…but boring…so boring…I like more struggle and drive…this handout era of lazy is disgusting.

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2016

26

Sep

Hailey Baldwin is So Street in NYC of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is so edgy…so urban…it’s like all I see is some street kid living in the projects selling crack to buy music equipment for her Hip Hop career…or prostitute career…like I’m watching a modern take on KIDS…wearing her Biker Gang hat, and posing on cars she doesn’t own….which makes her a better actor than her dad…it doesn’t mask the fast that she’s some entitled Hollywood rich kid brat who hangs out with the Kardashian / Jenners to leverage her own personal brand – to give her some sort of way to live her own life outside of being a Baldwin, while using her Baldwin money, connections and name to open as many doors as possible…..

She’s not that hot, she’s definitely not doing anything interesting beyond the vapid instagram bullshit of being in exclusive places with exclusive people…and I just see a waste of opportunity, who chose to be an instagram whore rather than doing good with her life…but she’s still young, lots more disappointment left in her…as she books actual jobs and sees relevant to a world of retards who think she’s relevant…

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