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2020

02

Nov

Pandemic Halloween Round Up of the Day

The funniest thing about this Halloween thing is that for the most part, these people strictly dressed up for INSTAGRAM…since most “responsible” or brain washed people were too scared to go out for Halloween. I know locally, people who hand out candy to kids were SHAMED for having Jack-O-Latterns out, or a bowl of candy out, even kids who designed these SOCIAL distancing PVC tube candy dispensers because they are all a bunch of fun killing assholes in the name of some pandemic / virus…

So anyway, I assume most of these influencers are socially irresponsible, daft, idiots who aren’t scared of viruses, in part because there’s a 99.99999% survival rate amongst their generation, but also because they think they are invincible thanks to the world being into staring at their asses, which is basically what defines an influencer…

Anyway, these costumes were likely just for Social Media, a lot of effort for a post, but if you’re making millions a year off a selfie on a bullshit platform like instagram, you gotta immerse yourself in that shit…

So here’s a massive Halloween round-up of celebs and other idiots because it was Halloween and Halloween excites thanks to the slutty costumes…the funny costumes…the spooky costumes…so take it all in since you’ll have to wait another year, or at least another day for these sluts to continue their costumes and illusions thanks to being half naked and photoshopping themselves daily…yes, Halloween is everyday with these clowns!

Zoey Deutch as I have no idea what


Vanessa Hudgens went all out




Jordyn Jones as a Pirate

Joey King painted face

Saweetie as Mystique

Sabrina Carpenter spread eagle

Rowan Blanchard slutty bunny

The Riverdale Girls

Rita Ora as a gardening devil


Rebecca Black as scary as always

Olivia Munn as boring as always

Madison Beer as slutty as always



Larsen Thompson Cat suit


January Jones as Miss Hannigan from Annie

Isabella Fonte Slutty nurse

Hailey Baldwin as Sara Paulson in Ratched but slutty

Halsey Slutty Bald Nun

Eugenie Bouchard some mortal combat slutty shit

Anastasia Ashley Hula Girl

EmRatCow as Demi Moore…

Kelli Berglund a Bride of Chucky

Kaia Geber as Priscilla Presley


Demi Lovato as a Former Heroin Addict
Demi Lovato Halloween

Emma Rose Kenney as a Space Cowgirl and some scary shit


Emily Osment NOT as her brother in The Sixth Sense

Monica Sims Day of the Dead and a slutty Nurse (Health Care Hero)


Liz Gillies as Pam Anderson AIDS Campaign

Dove Cameron Depressed with Hard Nipples



Christina Aguilera as an Excuse to wear latex


Charlotte McKinney as slutty Natalie Portman in CLOSER


Chantel Jeffries Appropriating

Chanel West Coast Pussy

Carrie Underwood is so weird

Camila Cabello as a beard

Bella Thorne Slutty Cop


Bella Thorne as Lydia Deetz

Bella Hadid as Uma Thurman and a Pop Art piece




Barbara Palvin as Chucky

Noah Cyrus & Tana Mongeau as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, Tana’s photoshop job though…

Kendall Jenner as Pam Anderson or Micheal Jackson in a blonde wig

Aubrey O’Day as Cardi B using the same photoshop as Tana Mongeau

Alexis Ren slutty angel

Heidi Klum shot a whole horror movie at home


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2019

31

Oct

Slutty Halloween of the Day

Slutty Halloween

It’s Halloween…the slutty costumes are what you are into today. It is the whole point of Halloween and the basis of the Charlie Brown Halloween cartoon we all watched as kids. They just don’t go into too much detail…but we know.

So whether you are a woman trying to live out the slut life you’ve had in the back of your mind everytime you masturbate, and you’ve been doing YOGA, Pilates and Keto Diet for all these years…and you’re tired of only letting the tinder dates you fuck miserably and get disppointed by…you want to broaden that reach…or if you’re just a straight slut…the slutty version of any costume, with our without butthole, is better than the conventional one…and we’re all here to take advantage of this glorious day, like we have all these years, as the costumes got skimpier and skimpier because girls got sluttier and more into showing off their bodies…

It’s a good time, and we should not divert from watching the girls we know who are only half naked a few times a year…on vacation and on Halloween…and the girls we don’t know who we can tell are in this slut-fit for Halloween and the girls who are half naked everyday, but this time with a theme and purpose…all fucking wins..

So we can talk celeb but celebs aren’t that hot…while slutty costumes are….take them in while I go into diabetic shock eating all this candy…

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2019

28

Oct

HALLOWEEN Round Up of the Day

It’s Halloween. Motherfuckers….

So along with stupid costumes, funny costumes, clever costumes, viral meme costumes, cheap/lazy costumes, shit costumes, costumes that require blackface, or that are culturally insensitive, that can offend the world, even on Halloween, the one day of a year you should be allowed to dress how you want without uptight killjoys getting in the way….

The one day dudes can dress in drag and dabble in other lifestyles to get that taste of the trans life, while pretending to the world it’s just for halloween….you know the gateway to transitioning and that dude needs to figure his own life out….

But there are people who will stifle all creativity, who will try to limit all the fun costumes, cuz no one likes other people having fun anymore….Which means we can’t progress as a people….

Halloween – more than just candy…so politically charged….but the one thing that is consistent is that girls, at least a breed of girls fucking love being in costumes, always slutty even when not….because girls fucking love Halloween for any and all opportunity to get attention…..

Here’s that round up….

Anastasia Ashley saving the ocean, Iconic.

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Aquawoman-saving the ocean one plastic bag at a time ?

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Halloween Madison Beer

Madison Beer


Here is Madison Beer being a lesbian for Halloween.

Halsey and Avril Lavigne
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Bella Thorne

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2018

02

Nov

Halloween Doesn’t End on November 1st of the Day More Halloween Smut of the Day

Halloween doens’t end…I posted THIS and THIS and THIS ….THREE OR MORE HALLOWEEN POSTS ALREADY INCLUDING IRELAND BADLWIN’S PUSSY FLASH and there’s more….because these slutty girls keep bringing the slutty outfits…it’s day fucking 5 of Halloween coverage cuz Halloween never ends for a whore…

Bella Thorne, who was a costume this year, cuz she’s relevant on social media – as the Bride of Chucky….while her husband the weird crackhead user was Chucky…ready for her relevance to end…it’s dull now, like this bitch has money, fame, celebrity, money, access…and this is the lameness she is producing…try harder…

So – We’ve got Stella Hudgens with the tits…

Paige Spiranac – Slutty Golfer with her Tits Out…

Caroline in the City’s Daughter Zoey Deutch

Kylie Jenner and her Moster Mom Broken Down Mom Pussy TIts….how many costumes does this bitch need, I think she did 5 this year…maybe 6….eager fucking banged out mom pussy beaver…

Jessica Lowndes – Whoever that is…

Rita Ora Halloween Tits

Nina Agdal Dressed like a Sugar Baby trying to Seduce an Heir to Christie Brinkley’s Husband’s billions…look how she locks her gaze in to steal his soul and spend all his money…

Sophie Turner Tall as Fuck with her Midget Husbad…

Vanessa Hudgens with the legs…

Kendall as a Body Dysmorphia Witch

Victoria Justice and her Sister as fitness whores…

So it’s halloween every day for a whore…and because I am slow to post shit cuz I am an alcoholic, disorganized with other things to do than updating a weird site calling out celebrities for being trash…only to learn 14 years into it…that the people who visit these sites fucking love the celebs and my posting about them in a negative light is bad for business, audience engagement, etc….because people who hate celebs…don’t bother HATING on celebs…they just focus on their selfies and own life and ignore pop culture news and the tits that are in pop culture news…

What I am saying is…I serve no purpose….

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2018

01

Nov

Slutty Halloween Roundup of the Day

It was Halloween…and everyone in the world, not just celebs were so excited to wear a dozen fucking costumes in a three day period….

I have already done THIS POST and THIS POST about the topic…because I am such a great investigative journalist who covers all the important things in the world….like what sluts dressed like sluts and some not dressed as sluts decide to dress up as….few are original or inspiring…most are played out and obvious but I have no expectations out of these people as they are all the worst…I just look at their tits…and or IRELAND BALDWIN’s PUSSY

Here are some more costumes…..

Anastasia Ashley as Surf Barbie…

Ashley Graham as J.Lo if J.Lo Ate Ashley Graham.

Coco as a Ninja..
Coco Big Tits Bodysuit Ninja Halloween

Elizabeth Hurley as the Pussy Print Ninja


Em RatCow Panty Flash Raquel Welch

Fergie as the Pink Power Ranger, wasn’t that the one that was a dude?
Fergie Ass TIght Power Rangers Costume Halloween

Halsey as Jennifer’s Body??
Halsey Slutty Cheerleader Costume

Eugenics Heidi Klum as Shrek’s Wife
Heidi Klum as Fiona Shrek Halloween

Jaime King as Beyonce..
Jaime King as Beyonce for Halloween

Josephine Skriver Purging..

These idiots as Victoria’s Secret Angels..
The Kardashians as Victorias Secret Angels Halloween


The Kardashians as Victorias Secret Angels Halloween

Padma Lashki as Brown Swan..


Padma Lashki as Black Swan HalloweenPadma Lashki as Black Swan Halloween

Rihanna as a Skeleton
Rihanna Slutty Skeleton for Halloween

Rita Ora as a Hooker with her Nipples Out
Rita Ora as a Hooker See Through Nipples

Sophie Turner as Morticia Addams
Sophie Turner As Morticia Addams

Some girl as RuPaul
Winnie Harlow As RuPaul but Uglier for Halloween

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2018

31

Oct

Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day

I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist…

Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes…

We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses…

Rita Ora Massive TIts

Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch

Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it…

Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad…

Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly

Kylie Jenner Barbie Halloween Costume Tight Bikini

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Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday

Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned….

Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts…

Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend
Bella Thorne Slutty Halloween White Lingerie

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Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits…

Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass

Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars
Alexis Ren Halloween Dancing with the Stars

Here’s Sammi Hanratty…..

Teyanna Taylor as Kitana

Ciara being a black panther
Ciara Halloween Black Panther

Beyonce as Phoni Braxton….

Lily Rose Depp Thigh…

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I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES

Ashley Tisdale in 2017

HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016

Lohan in 2015

Charlotte McKinney in 2014…

Rihanna in 2013…

Gaga in 2012….

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2018

29

Oct

Slutty Pre Halloween Roundup of the Day

It is Halloween on Wednesday, as you heathen evil supporters already know with celebrating your pagan events and death like the bad Christians you are….

It is the time of year we used to be excited about, because there was a period in time where people weren’t all sluts, and didn’t celebrate Halloween everyday with their social media, where they could be sluts in costumes any day of the year. There was a time when people weren’t jacking up their faces with injections and fillers to permanently be in costume for their feed….

There was that minute of time when Social media existed, but not everyone was a slut on social media yet….so their costumes were exciting. You could see the conservative coffee shop worker, or co-worker, or family memeber who you’d never see half naked…fully half naked…leading to masturbation.

Now, it’s just like every other day….but I’ll post them anyway.

So here are some of the best costumes that happened so far…you know since it was the Halloween Weekend, pre-Halloween, and these assholes try to milk it as hard as they can….

Ariel Winter as Pam Anderson and her hard nipples as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples Halloween Dress

Ariel Winter Halloween Big Tits as Pam and Kid Rock

Demi Rose Mawby as a slut
Demi Rose Mawby Slutty Big Tits out for Halloween 2

Demi Rose Mawby Slutty Big Tits out for Halloween

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Eiza Gonzalez Latex Pussy
eiza gonzalez halloween black leather bodysuit Instagram

Halsey in a Poison Ivy thong
Halsey Slutty Poison Ivy Halloween Costume Ass Green Thong

Ireland Baldwin Bloody Tits
Ireland Baldwin Big Tits Covered in Blood Halloween

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Kendall Jenner Pink Panty FemBot
Kendall Jenner Slutty Austin Powers Fembot Halloween Costume

Lily Rose Depp Black Panties and a Whip
Lily Rose Depp Slutty Halloween

Nicky Hilton as Paris Hilton with them titties out
Nicky Hilton as Paris Hilton TIts out for Halloween

Olivia Munn as Kim Kardashian
Olivia Munn Slutty Kim Kardashian Halloween

Paris Hilton Slutty Furby
Paris Hilton Slutty Furby Halloween Costume Bra

Sarah Hyland Hiding her Stomach Scars as a Taco
Sarah Hyland Taco Halloween

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Slutty Witch
Vanessa Morgan Black Witch Slutty Halloween

Victoria Justice Slutty Ouija Board
Victoria Justice Slutty Ouija Board Halloween

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2015

02

Nov

Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day

We were wrong about Heidi Klum….

We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian…

Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit…

A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”…

So I guess we weren’t all that far off….

But you know in Heidi’s world, she was probably so excited because she takes Halloween very fucking seriously….

This is terrifying…and outdated, I guess like her, or more importantly, her vagina after Seal and Babies…created a horror scene in her panties…everyday, not just Halloween, her favorite time of year…thanks to her deep rooted German scat Nazi roots…

Other Celebs who took Halloween very fucking seriously are:

Claudia Schiffer….as who fucking cares…

Johanna Krupa….as who fucking cares…

Gigi Hadid….as who fucking cares…

Paris Hilton….as who fucking cares…with herpes…

Emily Ratajkowski…as what a fucking famewhore, played out, plastic surgery ridden useless cunt…

Nicole Scherzinger…as who fucking cares..

Charlotte McKinney…as a busted up face, who should be working at hooters, yet reality TV made her matter…

Farrah Abraham as the Goddess that She Is…

Nina Agdal as an Overrated Model…

Fergie as a Zombie…but that’s not really a costume…she’s a zombie..

J.Lo….

They are all sluts…


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2015

02

Nov

Random Celebrity Slut Round-Up for Halloween of the Day

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I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….

I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..

It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…

I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…

If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…

Ava Sambora:

Bella Thorne:

Elizabeth Gilles:

Francia Rasia:

Who the fuck are these people?

Kira Kosarin:

Leven Rambin:

McKayla Maroney:

Miranda Cosgrove:

Olivia Grace:

Olivia Holt:

Sarah Hyland – Here’s one I know…

Sarah Shahi

Stella Hudgens:

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed:


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2015

26

Oct

“Famous” Bitches Doing Halloween of the Day

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It is Halloween, which means photo opportunity for pretty much every girl on the internet…which is every girl in the fucking world…because it is a critical time in social media…to have to best costume available…as it will live on for more than just that night…and it will be seen by so many people in your network….that go much deeper than if you were just to show up to a party for a night and have no one notice you…it’s like these girls need to pose and most importantly be slutty…in anything they dress up as…whether it is a baked potato or a maxi pad…or pubic hair..it needss to be half naked…in this world of half naked all the time…

Celebrities also jump on board with the whole Halloween thing, because it is fun and allows them to get noticed…paid attention to..or paid to go to parites to make the party more high profile, and I’m not hating..I love Halloween and more importantly, love sluts…and everything that helps them in their movement..

Here’s Sarah Hyland, Francesca Eastwood, Karruche Tran, Emily OSment, Aubrey O’Day, Who Fucking Cares, Fatty Sophie Simmmns and others are celebrating Halloween, because it is Halloween week….get ready for it…

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