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2007

31

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd’s Halloween Ass of the Day

I don’t really know if these Danielle Lloyd pictures are new or old, mainly because I don’t spend that much of my time thinking about Danielle Lloyd or following her non-existant career, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. I am not trying to imply that I’ve got better things to do with my time because I don’t, but I like to think just sitting and staring at the wall is more interesting than keeping tabs on this slut, except that this slut shows up to events the way all girls should show up to events, everyday of the week and all my wall does is stare right back at me.

They say this is her on Halloween, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was her on everyday of the week, her half naked body is what makes her money, so it’s kinda her job to dress like this, now make it your job to look at it, because we all know it’s better than your last job bagging groceries that you got fired from because it was too complicated for you to figure out. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’re a loser, everyone else probably does, but not me. Cuddles.

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Christina Milian's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Christina Milian in her Halloween costume, because today is Halloween and a time to dress up like an asshole and have a good fucking time doing it, while everyone laughs at each other and you end up going home with the girl dressed like a princess or a dirty cop or a slut to live out some kind of fantasy that on any other day would throw off the girl you’re slamming.

I once asked a girl to dress like an aborted fetus while I dressed up like the “abortion” doctor so that we could live out my abortion fantasy and she wasn’t having it, probably because it was on Valentines Day and because it made her feel uncomfortable, because she had an abortion when she was 17 and never really got over it but I know if I had dropped that shit on her on Halloween, it would have all been gravy, and by gravy I mean fake blood and pussy juice.

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Christina Milian’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Christina Milian in her Halloween costume, because today is Halloween and a time to dress up like an asshole and have a good fucking time doing it, while everyone laughs at each other and you end up going home with the girl dressed like a princess or a dirty cop or a slut to live out some kind of fantasy that on any other day would throw off the girl you’re slamming.

I once asked a girl to dress like an aborted fetus while I dressed up like the “abortion” doctor so that we could live out my abortion fantasy and she wasn’t having it, probably because it was on Valentines Day and because it made her feel uncomfortable, because she had an abortion when she was 17 and never really got over it but I know if I had dropped that shit on her on Halloween, it would have all been gravy, and by gravy I mean fake blood and pussy juice.

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Christina Milian’s Whore Boots
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2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.

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Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.

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Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

30

Oct

I am – Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere dressed like a skinny looking girl in a bikini for halloween, but we all know that hiding somewhere under that bikini is her stalky troll body…I guess she is hollywood and this is the magic of movie special effects make-up or some expensive bikini or some shit because I rarely see girls take off her clothes and look better than when she has them on, but when it does happen it’s magical. We call those kinds of girls “sleepers” because no one notices them, and when you get them and their over-sized t-shirt comes off and reveals perfect tits and a bangin’ body you ask yourself why you were wasting your time with the hot chick everyone else is trying to get their dicks inside because she wearing revealing clothes trying to get attention and it’s working…..and laugh when you decide to let them have the hot whore and not be one of the assholes trying to hook it up because you just won the fuckin’ lottery with this sleeper.

I did once knew this girl who was the girl everyone wanted to fuck and somehow I got her back to my place when wasted, not that I had a place at the time, but she was too drunk to realize we were in under an overpass. Either way, as the clothes came off and the padded bra turned her C’s into manly pecs, and her controlling underwear turned her booty into a sloppy bowl of corn pops and I didn’t wanna have my Pops like their commercial always told me I did. But then her hair extensions came off showing off her female-pattern baldness and her make-up rubbed off turning her into a fucking monster…and it wasn’t halloween….

I am thinking that’s kinda what’s happening in these pictures, only it happens everyday while Hayden puts clothes on. It’s like as the t-shirt goes on, her abs turn into a gut and as her slim fit jeans go on her legs get short and thinck. For the record, I still slammed the bitch, but that’s just because I have no standards and how often do you get a girl, even if she doesn’t really look like a girl under an overpass wanting your dick, and by wanting my dick I mean passed out and having no idea where she is….

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2007

29

Oct

I am – Teri Hatcher Ruins Halloween of the Day

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Teri Hatcher takes halloween to heart and shows up at some kids charity to scare the fuck out of everyone in the fucking place. I don’t think that was her plan but halloween is the time to celebrate death and she’s been doing a lot of celebrating for the last 10 years because bitch looks like fucking death and has for a long time.

I was at some fish market, not because I eat fish but because I like the smell and just can’t get enough of it. The Old Greeks guys who run the place were talking about Desperate Housewives and how much they love it and how they want to bend Eva Longoria and teach her the greek olive oil way. I realized that they would be better bloggers than me and had to leave even though it smelled like heaven and by heaven I mean like some washed up old hooker who had three days of cum still up inside her.

Either way, I like how she smeared her last period before she menopause that she kept in the fridge on her lips as some kind of ceremonial celebration sacrifice.

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2007

29

Oct

I am – Paris Hilton Does Halloween of the Day

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I was at some Halloween jam last night. I don’t really remember much about it because that’s what happens when I drink. I think it has something to do with the older I get the stupider I get or some shit, but that’s probably a good thing. I was actually pretty disappointed in the costumes, there weren’t as many vagina slips on my face as I expected, but I did get stuck talking to some dude about junk food for half the night and couldn’t escape. He was going on and on about how he distributes junk food and he was a nice guy. I had to tell him that I had to go look for pussy and as much as I look like a fat guy who loves junk food, I am really a fat guy who likes creeping hot sluts in costumes out.

It’s nice to see that the creative process that Paris and Nicky went through in coming up with these costumes was a matter of walking into a sex shop and choosing whichever costume spoke to them. I am a lot more into whores who can at least come up with something inspired with the whore clothes they have lying around and it’s safe to say that Paris would have been a lot more ironic if she went out as a herpes scab, but I guess she realizes that I am the only person who finds herps scabs hot.

Paris as a Sexy Sail-Whore

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Paris as a Naughty Alice in Wonderland

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2007

24

Oct

I am – Stephanie Seymour in a Boring Nurses Costume on the Runway of the Day

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This is my reminder to all the girls out there that Halloween is coming fast and it is your one day to get out of your mom jeans, because every motherfucker is wearing mom jeans and into some sleazy, slutty, tit and ass exposing costume because we all know that deep down inside you’re a little whore. But you don’t need a reminder, you’ve been planning your costume for the last year, like a frat boy hits the gym for spring break.

I am guessing the Stephanie Seymour is over the whole slut years of her life in her old age and knows that she has had her run as a model and bitch who fucks rock stars, so slutting it out on the runway may not be her thing this anymore, but has the ability to turn some vintage lookin’ nurses outfit into something not so whorish, but we can all see your ankle tattoo and it reminds us of a time that once was.

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