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2019

31

Jul

Halston Sage See Through of the Day

Halston Sage See Through

Halston Sage is some Nickleodeon kid who seems to have gone onto to do wonderful things like instagram looking half naked photoshoots all the girls are doing because all the girls on the internet and possibly in life are attention seeking whores who know how to get noticed…through half nakedness….whores so deep in the whore game or whore life that they don’t even realize they are whores…if you were to ask them if they were whores they’d be offended…but everything they say has a totally different message…and that message is jerk off to her…


Halston Sage See Through

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2017

03

Mar

Window To Halston Sage’s Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this is but her name is Halston Sage and she is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs I would never know of – but write about anyway….

She was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who only believes in 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation…..the future…

I’ve said this about Halston Sage before…and I stick to it…and I just like that she’s got big tits…that she shows off…because that’s what big tits are for…

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2016

23

Sep

Halston Sage Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…usually on their asses because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation who are slutty..

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2016

12

May

Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…

Halston Sage, who I don’t really care to google is in a bikini top and she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, even those at the tail end of their prime, like Halston Sage, is that they grew up on porn, are perverts even when shitty at fucking, open to eating ass…and rocking big round hormone in the food induced tits…

What I am saying is that it ucks to be over 30…in this era of hot as fuck girls…

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2015

27

Oct

Halston Sage InStyle Had an Event of the Day

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InStyle magazine had an event and very important people, and I use that term loosely, seeing as none of these people matter, no matter how many fans or groupies they have, they are really just a pussy and tits doing very little good in the world, but rather just perpetuating nonsense, giving young girls uneducated, vapid, cunts with no talent to look up to, instead of showing off their degrees, or the good they’ve done, they show off their tits…garbage…except that I like tits…

So Instyle, is owned by Time, some evil empire that owns everything, and of course these “important” girls would be there, it’s PR, not only do they get a media hit for showing up, they get to be celebrated by the media they need to promote the garbage they spew on the youth, so best to be on good terms with them…

It’s all fake, it’s all bullshit, it’s all brainwashing you to sell product…but this Halston Sage is Amazing CLICK HERE

Other bitches in attendance:

Alessandra Ambrosio and Fake Tits CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez with Chemotherapy – CLICK HERE

Here’s Selena’s Bullshit speech

Miranda Kerr Gold Digging CLICK HERE

Michelle Williams without Heath Ledger CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian Leaving the Event with her Massive Baby Satan Bump

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2015

15

Sep

Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day

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I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…

But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production…

Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner…

So weird.

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