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2017

20

Apr

Hana Jirickova for VOGUE Paris of the Day

VOGUE PARIS SHOWS NIPPLES…

Stylized nipples, but nipples none the less.

VOGUE PARIS IS PORN…

Really shitty porn, because nipples aren’t porn, they are feeding vessels for babies I like to suck on and jerk off on, but they aren’t porn. Don’t sexualize that shit, especially not in France, because it’s France motherfucker…and nipples are considered bikini tops. True Story. Boring Story. What they hell do you want from me…

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2016

16

Dec

Hana Jirickova for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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I find it interesting when Vogue, a fashion magazine / brand, is more fetish porn than Playboy, a titty mag…that doesn’t show tits…because I guess when you pretend shit is for women, or when 95 percent of your readers are women – it is artistic and romantic…but when it’s for men…it’s hardcore porn that breeds sex offenders….SEXISM is a two way street…that doesn’t really matter because if you’re resorceful and perverted enough – you will find pics of tits…pussy…you’re looking for…because women like being naked on camera…

Her name is Hana Jirickova have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper..a country that thanks to organized crime has opened up and turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita….breeding a group of women even more obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive….while also producing some pretty tall, strong, and lovely looking women…who may not have a soul, but who sugar baby as good as anyone…like Ballet and pretty much all Olympic sports…it is a national acitivity….just ask Irina Shaky…

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2016

21

Nov

Hana Jirickova Nipples for Magnus Magazine of the DAy

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Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely because she’s showing tits and nipples…

I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making the girls into fucking bratty cunt who only date rich guys – especially when they are models…like this one up in her MAGNUS magaizne nonsense…

Not that I know anything about Hana Jirickova….other than her nipples…

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2014

06

Oct

Hana Jirickova for Porter Magazine of the Day

Hana Jirickova is a Czech model who is not very famous, I mean I have more followers than her on the internet, and I’m really not famous, maybe that will impress her and give me a chance and having her sit on my face while I sing her love songs….because that’s how romantics do it….but I doubt it…these kinds of girls need billionaires…

I guess she pulled some serious miracles because 98 percent of busty babes who like being on camera from the Czech Republic, which happens to be 98 percent of the women in the Czech Republic, I guess the uglies died off in the communist takeover and well – only the hot survived do porn…

I know this because I don’t watch porn…but I do watch Czech porn….

It’s a nice thing that comes with desperation, a want for money, in a world where the porn model still applies…

It’s like you can make 500 dollars to fuck on camera for a day or 500 dollars every two months working full time…

Where here, people are like “I’d never suck dick for 500 dollars on camera, I make that working at Walmart as a cashier”….these spoiled Americans only want to do it for 20,000 and really sweetheart, you don’t even deserve the 500…

All this to say – Hana Jirickova – new love interest – who’s nipple I posted in HERE and probably made the same complaints…

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2014

23

Jul

Hana Jirickova for Vogue Russia of the Day

Her name is Hana Jirickova …she is a Czech model. Her biggest flaw in being Czech is that unlike other Czech girls…she’s not shooing porn for 100 dollars a scene. I am talking some of the most incredible looking girls who are making very little money to fuck on camera are Czech…yet this one has gone off to do Vogue…but at least she’s showing some nipple, because without nipple I would feel as though she completely lost touch with her hooker roots…

That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect and I am in love…like I am with all these girls…because I am easy to please thanks to my fat wife ruining women for me, before realizing if I detach myself from hating her, her disgustingness has made me love all women…one of those they are all better than her…she is the problem…save me…situations…

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2014

30

May

Hana Jirickova Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

THis Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride turned fashion model who has SHOWN HER TITS , but is not like other girls with similar name who are sex workers in resort towns around the world….because her height was something that the mafia that runs this shit could monetize more than making her into a cam girl, pornstar or other hooker these soulless easter European girls do…

But then again, she could be from the midwest…and her dad could be an engineer or middle manager, but where is the fun in that storyline…I prefer Czech brothels for rich people…and I guess she’s making moves because she had this massive spread, half naked, and amazing, in what is actually one of my favorite bikini shoots I’ve seen in a long time for some Elle France type magazine…

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2013

28

Mar

Hana Jirickova Humping a Tree for Vogue of the Day

Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely. I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making for the girls to be fucking bratty cunts. Not that Hana Jirickova is a bratty cunt…but she is humping a tree for Vogue Mexico and that shit is probably the equivalent to doing gang bang anal porn that is bottom of the barrel, just to get a name for yourself…the fashion version.

But at least she’s doing Vogue.

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2011

18

Mar

Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova Topless in Common & Sense of the

Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova are some hipster bitches showing off some tits….for some magazine I’ve never heard of….You know just trying to get the fuck ahead in the model industry – cuz they think they are worthy of living the good hipster dream of being paid stupid money to do absolutely nothing but have pictures taken…and you know what I’d fuck both of in exchange for a 50 dollar gift certificate at American Apparel…cuz they worth it…and that’s just the kind of guy I am….

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