Derek Jeter wife in training…Hannah Davis is pretty hot…but her vagina may tell a different story….thanks to being Derek Jeter the guy who has had sex with everyone, real random hookers like Vida Guerra…Bridget hall…to Cameron Diaz, Paris Hiltons, and a bunch of other herpes…Athletes…with all their money…and fitness just love that pussy…

What better way to get pussy as an Athlete than through Sports Illustrated and what better way to feel legitimate as a model than by fucking an Athlete…with lots of money…who will help her maintain her lifestyle that her rich dad gave her…because like the Hadids…Hannah Davis is a rich kid….a rich kid in Health Magazine, because this is the life of an Athlete wife…

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The only problem with me not being a dot com billionaire, being the age of the average dot com billionaire, reminding me I should have done actual dot com billionaire work, instead of low level blogging…..I digress…

The only problem with me not being a billionaire is that I can’t play first hand the very interesting game that can be applied to all Sports Illustrated models…that I call “Demi More Indecent Proposal”….where you throw numbers at a girl for sex until she agrees…

Whenever I do a post on one of these SI girls, who I know gets very little to no paid work, I know….they are either rich kids or on some other program using rich guys for that rich person life they live…

I just don’t have evidence of their price..but I do know SI is a great escort agency or platform to meet the perfect kind of guy into hiring girls like this…

Her name is Hannah Davis…she’s in the NEW maxim…which is probably as bad at the old maxim…but the old maxim used to always try to sue me…so I like the new Maxim better because at least they feature babes…since hooker or not…this is a babe..

Just as Derek Jeter, who proposed to her, which in “hooker world” is bought another year with her so she shuts the fuck up about his level of commitment to her, as she tries to secure her future and can’t give one dude her prime years without commitment…right?

And what it comes down to is I wonder who pays the rent, utilities, food in that household…right? Hooker.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted these pics before…oh well…repeat… I am too lazy to look and I already wrote this genius….

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Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up…

Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really.

I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares…

Here she is playing some tennis

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I don’t know why I post these shitty pics of shitty girls for Sports Illustrated as part of their marketing campaign…

I actually hate the pictures and everything they represent…they are boring…and the girls in them aren’t real models..

They are just hookers and this is me giving them more exposure so that they can charge more by the hour…

All while not giving a fuck about these pictures or this girl…

I am not jerking off to this, and you shouldn’t be either…this isn’t what I’m into…this isn’t interesting…she doesn’t even look good..

Yet here I am…feeding into it..because I have a problem I call updating this site everyday when I should just stare at the fucking wall..it’d be more rewarding..

Garbage…

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I like laughing at the selection of models used and celebrated by Sports Illustrated now….

I assume was their casting director, or creative director, or editor in chief replaced the actual good person in charge in the last 5-8 years…

Because they used to be good. There used to be some of the best, hottest, most amazing models in this shit, and I’m not just saying that…I mean sure, there were a few duds like Rachel Hunter, but for the most part they were fucking babes…

But the last 5 years, there’s been a series of Irina the Downs Syndrome Face, Kate Upton the 300 pound pig, and now this Hannah Davis chick, who looks like a pornstar or a hooker, who pretends she’s 25, but looks 45, or like this is her 25th year modeling, because she’s probably somewhere in her 30s…

I assume, this casting director, creative director, editor in chief is a chick, not a dude who knows what dudes want…

I also assume, she feels like she’s friends with these girls, and just wants her besties in the magazine…

Because there’s no way this is Jule Campbell..the founding editor of the magazine…who was like Anna Wintour in being a hard ass who wanted quality…

Where’s the fucking quality…your cover girl looks like a ghetto stripper – you idiots..

That said, here she is for USA:

A video posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

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I know that Sports Illustrated is overrated shit that has these massive production budgets and access to talent that all want to be part of Sports Illustrated because it’s some iconic publication that girls think make them hotter…even though they are the same platform that created such pigs as Kate Upton….

This is there very ghetto July 4th video and shoot…with their “Cover Girl”…from the U.S. Virgin Islands, Hannah Davis…and it fucking sucks…

I am not just saying that because Hannah Davis looks like a 40 year old housewife…thanks to the pressure of being a swimsuit cover girl who doesn’t get paid to be a swimsuit cover girl…but who gets access to athletes to fuck…and athletes are rich and love knocking up trash…has gone and got shitty tits…and botox in her tired, looking coked up face..

That’s COKED up face…not COcked up face…even though you know her herpes ridden boyfriend Derke Jeter…who has been reported to have herpes…thanks to all the whores he’s fucked…violates her…

Well here’s their tribute to America, that for an American brand that Relies heavily on the white trash patriots…is failing…but she’s in a bikini…lookng like a stripper…which is fine….since Sports Illustrated swim is really just a high profile escort agency for these girls….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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