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2017

09

Jan

Heidi Klum Killer Tits on a Balcony in Miami of the Day

These were likely shot from a super zoom that softens up her old lady features….like scars on her tits from the implants, or the lift, because she’s 50 years old and a mom of many black babies with Seal who’s kiss of a rose is actually his massive cock…that probably destroyed her over and over again until their dozen kids happened as a bi-product of all the fucking…

The amazing tits she’s busted out in Miami because she’s old, European and shameless – because tits get seen…on an amazing body that doesn’t make any sense…still has her pussy hidden because there’s no way that shit survived the storm that’s been her career and personal life..

But the tits…there’s no way these are natural, this perky and hot…I mean there is one way…the Nazi program of creating the superior race….genetic modification at the expense of the Jews who employ her….that’s the only thing that makes sense…

Here are the pics…from the paparazzi…about 10 years too late…but reminiscent of paparazzi pics of the past I’ve loved….because they feature tits!!

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2016

25

Nov

Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day

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Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best….

This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers….

But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid….

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2016

14

Nov

Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall…

Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic…

I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters….

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2016

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day

Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits…

She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed…

She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good…

And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal.

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2016

03

Oct

Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day

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Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place…

I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the grand scheme of Humanity, and Heidi Klum’s life, and in being a product of Nazi Germany she’s both Genetically modified and ages great thanks to the good old genetic/human experiments designed in the BAYER labs when creating Asprin….and a sexual deviant who likes getting shit on or maybe she’s the one doing the shitty after being violated by Seal’s arm sized penis that made her a bunch of babies…

There’s video….on her instagram…

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Here she is jumping into bed…

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Here she is seducing you so over exposed you can’t tell she’s 100 years old….

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Seriously…this is like some of those handjob tutorials you see in porn…

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2016

09

Aug

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum is playing it up for the paparzzi – while wearing her bikini – because I guess she likes the attention, loves the camera, and feels like she’s in her element…

We know how easy the German people are to please people they deem worth pleasing….whether it’s a client, a boss, HITLER, or SEAL and his massive penis that made her an army of beige children…just to prove that her sexual fetishes of being stretched out in the pussy like a good German Dominatrix, who comes with Golden Showers….is more important than building an Aryan race….in a “Look how much of a Nazi I am not”…

I like to assume that Heidi Klum was created or is a product of Lebensborn –

“Lebensborn e.V. (literally: “Fount of Life”) was an SS-initiated, state-supported, registered association in Nazi Germany with the goal of raising the birth rate of “Aryan” children via extramarital relations of persons classified as “racially pure and healthy” based on Nazi racial hygiene and health ideology.”

Because she looks like something that genetic modification would make on the back of millions of Jews….I mean that or breast implants..while on her back for billionaire Jews…at Victoria’s Secret…you know…models…

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2016

05

Aug

Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into his bullshit because I guess he was a great marketer…

I also like to think that Heidi Klum was part of his superior human programming / breeding to create that image…because at 100 years old – after many fucking kids with a black dude with a huge cock- she’s still lookin’ hot…

I also like to think that as a German woman, she’s probably into weird German fetishes and getting shit on.

Germans…

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2016

20

May

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Cannes…so she did what you do when you’re European to begin with and you get on a boat…especially when you’re old as fuck and still look this good…so it doesn’t matter when you get topless, if anything it’s a fucking humble subtle brag….especially when you factor in her dozen kids she has with SEAL who was a massive man – with a penis you know destroyed this woman in so many way – yet still bounced back looking like this…

Maybe it’s science, I am not a scientist, maybe it’s german genetics thanks to HITLER….maybe she likes to be shit on…I don’t have these answers…but I’ll just stare at her tits instead…and that’s saying a lot since girls die at 25 to me…

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2016

14

May

Heidi Klum Wears a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Heidi Klum was one of Victoria’s Secret’s top models when it really mattered….

I mean, sure, these girls believe that it matters when they book Victoria’s Secret, it’s good for a models career, it builds them up and promotes them, gives them that “made in china, property of” stamp of approval the brand also puts on cheap panties none of their models actually wear on their alone time, even if they are probably contractually obligated to, as the company doesn’t want to have some kind of scandal if one of their models is found dead – not in Victoria’s Secret. They pay good money to cultivate / own / create these whores….forcing them to wear the panties is not a big deal, even though I’d probably go to jail if I ever tried to force a girl to wear panties of my choosing…

Unless that girl was a German, we know how easily they collaborate with a person of power…we also know how they are with bondage / scat / german dominatrix porn….which explains what Heidi Klum – a German – handled Seal a large penis with an angelic voice – making many babies inside her…she liked being split apart…so much…she doesn’t even look like she’s been split apart…the power of the ever elastic vagina…

I like to assume that Heidi Klum was created or is a product of Lebensborn –

“Lebensborn e.V. (literally: “Fount of Life”) was an SS-initiated, state-supported, registered association in Nazi Germany with the goal of raising the birth rate of “Aryan” children via extramarital relations of persons classified as “racially pure and healthy” based on Nazi racial hygiene and health ideology.”

Because she looks like something that genetic modification would make on the back of millions of Jews, I mean that or breast implants..while on her back for billionaire Jews…

Here she is in the Airport, in a see through shirt for a little Saturday morning tits on the blog…magical post sent from heaven (my couch)…for you…who doesn’t exist thanks to my lack of building a social presence.

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2016

08

Apr

Old Heidi Klum in Fetish Pics of the Day

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Heidi Klum did a shoot for HUNGER magazine where she looked her age. All hard faced and GERMAN like she is…and I actually prefer when these vapid, superficial girls have a little authenticity to them, I just wish it was in the form of a GERMAN SCAT MOVIE with SEAL and his ARM sized dick filling her, rather than in some fashion shoot trying to be all dramatic, while really just being cheesy as fuck…it’s like when they put in the money to stage this and get this location didn’t they once stop and say “what are we doing, why are we doing this, what’s the point of all this, when you can just take a fucking selfie”…

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2016

23

Feb

Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

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I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI….

Either way, here is her lingerie..

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2016

10

Feb

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

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Heidi Klum is probably in her 50s. She’s been banged the fuck out by a bunch of men throughout her career – but mainly Seal, who I assume has a penis the size of a baby arm, that along with his fertility has ended up in multiple kids for her, which in an of itself demonstrates that they fucked a lot, like a Nazi German trying to piss off her Nazi father, with the biggest and darkest black man she could find….or maybe more like a German scat eating dominatrix, or Masochist, the kind the fill the sex clubs of Berlin, because Germans are a pragmatic people and like to have a release…mainly through the weirdest sex practices ever…

Yet despite all that damage, she looks like this…the Aryan queen that Hilter, despite being black haired, dreamed of creating…and I hope it has everything to do with photoshop, I can’t accept any old lady with a bunch of kids looking like this…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipples…

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2015

09

Dec

Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also show up at those parties…and you pretty much just secured relevance…without even writing one life changing article..and who really wants to write a fucking article…when you can hang out at parties with models and take pics…as that’s the level of brain power the kids have…clever…

I don’t think the pics are that hot, I hate black and white from a digital camera, but I guess they compliment Heidi Klum best, since she’s old as fuck..but she does still have a great body…which is more than I can say about the old people I fuck, all medicated, half dead, and disgusting as I pull their adult diapers to the side…

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2015

02

Nov

Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day

We were wrong about Heidi Klum….

We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian…

Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit…

A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”…

So I guess we weren’t all that far off….

But you know in Heidi’s world, she was probably so excited because she takes Halloween very fucking seriously….

This is terrifying…and outdated, I guess like her, or more importantly, her vagina after Seal and Babies…created a horror scene in her panties…everyday, not just Halloween, her favorite time of year…thanks to her deep rooted German scat Nazi roots…

Other Celebs who took Halloween very fucking seriously are:

Claudia Schiffer….as who fucking cares…

Johanna Krupa….as who fucking cares…

Gigi Hadid….as who fucking cares…

Paris Hilton….as who fucking cares…with herpes…

Emily Ratajkowski…as what a fucking famewhore, played out, plastic surgery ridden useless cunt…

Nicole Scherzinger…as who fucking cares..

Charlotte McKinney…as a busted up face, who should be working at hooters, yet reality TV made her matter…

Farrah Abraham as the Goddess that She Is…

Nina Agdal as an Overrated Model…

Fergie as a Zombie…but that’s not really a costume…she’s a zombie..

J.Lo….

They are all sluts…


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2015

26

Oct

Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party and wears the craziest costumes..

My personal favorite her being Seal…but in keeping with the monster theme…

Others include:

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HER DRESSED LIKE HER OLD WASHED UP SELF CLICK HERE

HER SHITTY ON HINDU RELIGION CLICK HERE

Now she’s doing this Kardashian shit..which is just that shit…but for some reason..mildly erotic…because Kim K already looks like a fucking sex doll, why not prove how doughy and plastic that Kardashian look is, even when using a old, washed up model doing it in a playful way rather than a “Kim K is the worst pile of fat shit”…way…because despite being german..she is kind…

It’s just too bad she’s not doing the Kim Kardashian costume we all want to see…a scene from her sex tape….she can recruit ex husband, baby daddy, child support paying Seal to play Ray J…because you see Kim K and Heidi Klum have a lot in common. They are both Nazis.

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