I guess Heidi Klum and her husband went to some Elton John Farewell tour because he’s finally going to give into his AIDS and die off, you know instead of spending all that AIDS money he makes with his AIDS charity on himself but instead giving it to the people with AIDS, as if they want to ever cure AIDSs, when they can just give them cocktails of drugs that make the pharma industry a lot of money, while giving the same cocktail of drugs to people who don’t have AIDS as a preventative measure to not get AIDS, meaning keeping AIDS alive but not a death sentence is really the sweet spot you’d want to keep AIDS profitable….

ANYWAY, the old as shit pervert who we know has been used by all the right dick to help her get to the top, because you know she HAD to be passed around when working her way into underwear modelling, and working her way into hosting when underwear modelling ended….which is why she smiles her way through it because her life is rockin’…..and her German Sex Club pragmatic ways paid off and apparently so did her EUGENICS.

Anyway, she wore what looks like lingerie and obviously didn’t waste the chance to selfie that shit because that’s the whole point of having tits, even if they are menopausa…you don’t let being a product of EUGENICS go to waste.

The crazy thing is, she still looks hot…

Here she is being age appropriate in a white swimsuit!

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Part of me appreciates that Heidi Klum, despite being a fucking dinosaur, still feels compelled to post bottom feeding slutty content, like the underwear modeling career she built her TV hosting career was actually her calling, and the hosting is just bonus thanks to her being in the scene for being a hot chick, and having a wild and weird personality that the producers were drawn to because she was a famous hot chick.

She’s about 80 years old, so this is almost shocking content, but it goes to show you that you don’t have to rot as fast as the others when you’ve got the superior genetics thanks to eugenics programs during Nazi Germany that led to her creation in a lab somewhere…..

Her body is looking pretty banging and along with being old as shit she’s got about 35 kids, has been railed by Seal who is named seal because his penis is the size of a sea, which for those who don’t know can weigh upwards of 280 pounds, and this bitch had it UP INSIDE her often…..GERMANS….and their BDSM fillings…

ANYWAY….the slutty content for a dinosaur is weird, but tells you a little about Heidi and her willingness or eagerness to be jerked off to after all these years of being jerked off to…and I think it’s pretty fucking great……because she looks good and I an pretend she’s not in her 70s….by staring at the tits.

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It must suck to be a woman Heidi Klum’s age and having to live up to the new standard of what near 50 year old women should look like because most old as shit women can’t pull this off.

I guess you could argue that when Heidi Klum was a top model, she was already substantially hotter than the girls her age. Husbands would look at her VS work and jerk off instead of fucking their wife because pornography has been ruining the sanctitude of marriage for a long time, but I would argue that when the now 50 year olds were 30, they were substantially hotter then than they are now….while KLUM pretty much stayed the fucking same…

The weird thing about her is that she does the whole slutty influencer thing where she shows off her body, but I guess when you’ve built an empire being a whore they pretend is a top model, you just keep it going.

I’ve been to many stripclubs, with many old ladies stripping because that’s all they know….hell, I run a blog no one reads despite blogs being an outdated concept because it is all I know…so I get it on a level, and more importantly, when looking this good, it’d be wrong for her to not show off the power of NAZI EUGENICS programs that we’ll assume made her….was she made in a lab? I don’t know her backstory but I’ll assume she was since nothing is real.

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Heidi Klum may not make sense to you. She may even be an argument for Eugenics, assuming that she’s a product of selective breeding during the Nazi era of Eugenics, you know before this modern era of Eugenics..of spreading the seed to create the master race according to these god complex freaks…

She’s old as shit, has been banged out by some big SEAL dick, not in a fucking the marine mammal at the aquarium Seal, not even taking train from the Navy SEALS, but KISSED BY A ROSE SEAL, who along with a Scar Face from Polio or Lupus, has a dick bigger than an arm….I KNOW…because she’s a GERMAN and they are into being shit on and stretched out on massive phallus shaped things…OBVIOUSLY…..plus she’s had a lot of kids so if you want to touch the walls of her vagina, you best be packing heat…

So despite the kids, the cock, her age, she’s managed to maintain what looks like a tight package, even in this panty flash, I’m not seeing her MEATINESS exploding out of her panty…..and that’s a win….

Then again, she’s a tall model, so what looks like a tight package, may be a 6 and half food 200 pound body that’s just nice and proportional…not that I care…I’m here for the panties…and ideally the drippings….she should sell that like these other celebs sell bullshit no one needs…direct to consumer….I’d drink it.

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I know that some people are aware that the whole Eugenics programs that went viral in Nazi Germany has never gone away, that whatever is going on right now is part of that whole “create a superior race in our image” concept of sterilizing the broke and the slave class, and taking our women to breed with, like we’re living in a sci/fi movie….but I wouldn’t bother getting that deep into it, when we can just look at the positive outcome of what I’ll assume is a biproduct of Eugenics from Nazi Germany, and that is Heidi Klum who unlike fat german ladies working at the Schnitzel house, is not 200 pounds and dumpy in her dirndl dress….she’s instead hot bodied, despite being old, in the shower naked….and that’s good enough for me.

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Heidi Klum in her bikini from the other week and I have no idea what this is from. I just know it happened and I am posting it…

I think no other model or personality gives a better argument for Eugenics, a concept that may be American, but that is associated with Nazis…that may be the future of our society…and not a big deal if the future woman looks like this…not bad…

It is safe to say it may not be eugenics, but stem cell fetal cell hormone therapy…but whatever, she is still hot for an old chick…LOOK!!

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Heidi Klum may be old as shit, but she’s also still hot as shit, which makes no sense to those of us disgusted by those who are old as shit, but her content is done in a fun and slutty way that it overpowers the fact that she’s old as shit, plus an old Heidi Klum is not a typical old lady. she’s got genetic modification or weird German breeding behind her that allows her to still be the sexual being you know she is…there is no way this menopausal pervert with her dozens of kids, some from Seal who has been rumored to have.a 23 inch penis, which is no small feat for even the most experienced vagina, but with German pragmatism, order, engineering and perversion, I mean they did invent BDSM as well as Asprin to deal with said BDSM….she’s pulled through.

This is an old rich lady who still gets paid shaking her ass and it’s pretty good energy, we should all try to live a little more like Heidi Klum by shaking our old weathered whore asses on camera too….I’m inspired…too bad I don’t have social media to deliver the end result to you fuckers.

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