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2014

18

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Lingerie NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a UK actor turned glamour model…because acting was boring and posing half naked is easy…especially when you have tits like this…because tits like this put the tits of someone like Kate Upton to shame…and tits like this should have been in sports illustrated swimsuit instead of Kate Upton…but weren’t…because Sports Illustrated doesn’t really know what’s up and keep using the same girls over and over and over….forcing babes like Helen Flanagan to do lad mags like NUTS back home…and I guess we can only hope her desperation increases and increases until she gets into porn and really makes it in AMerica….right. Right..

She’s a serious fucking babe…

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2014

05

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why I am fascinated by Helen Flanagan’s story…she was a soap star in the UK, who may not have been all that famous but was on TV, which is more famous than most of the girls I follow on Instagram…and instead of pursuing that career…you know since she was already on TV and it would theoretically be easy to get more work in TV…she decided to strip down in magazines and become a Glamour model…something I can’t imagine pays better than being on TV…because I am convinced these girls who are all average looking at best…do it for the attention and stamp of approval that leads to richer and more famous boyfriends…since their public profile is more than what it was when they were just working as a cocktail waitress…but I am not complaining, any reason from Daddy Issues to credit card debt to get a girl half naked is a win for me…

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2014

14

Jan

Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Glamour model Helen Flanagan who was once a super famous actress in the UK only to say “fuck acting, I wanna show off my tits, cuz tits are more fun to show off than acting, even though I can show off my tits while acting, but why would I do that, when I can just lay around and not get paid to be half naked in these mags that would probably still shoot me if I was still acting, but figure it’s better to commit to the whole Glamour Model bottom feeding full heartedly, instead of working on winning awards, cuz actors are shit”…at least that’s what I assume happened when trying to figure out the logic behind a girl who has a gig acting, but becomes a “glamour model”…instead…which I shouldn’t bother caring about, when I should just be staring at them tits.

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2013

24

Dec

Helen Flanagan as the Playboy Bunny of the Day

Helen Flanagan the actress turned Glamour model with huge tits…who I guess thinks being a Glamour model is higher impact and a better career move than being on some Shitty UK show 80 year old women watch…and decided that rather than riding that out into a career on some shitty soap 80 year old women watch..she might as well shock and awe and bust out her tits in photoshoots cuz that’s what Kelly Brook and Jordan Katie Price did and look at those millionaire bitches now…

I’m not complaining…because I don’t care enough to care…

But also cuz any excuse for a girl to get naked for success…career…or really just for the sake of getting naked…works for me…

She’s posing with her stupid Megan Fox Tattoo for Playboy and she looks lovely and photoshopped the way I like my pictures to be…as they help me judge regular girls based on unrealistic expectations…which leads to better sex from them…when even the hot ones scramble…with their inadequacies…

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2013

11

Dec

Helen Flanagan Rings in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a babe and now she’s attached herself to PETA because PETA has good visibility for low levels to get as much impact for their charity that I am sure Helen Flanagan still appreciates because everyone loves animals, but is probably not all that committed to, because she’s trying to get as much exposure as possible, usually by exposing her tits…even though she was already on TV. She didn’t have to really show her tits to make it because she already made it…

It’s like she’s gone intentional low level fame whore doing low level fame whore things…but she’s wearing a Santa themed outfit….which is far more pornographic than when my wife puts on her Christmas sweat suit she wears every year that doesn’t fit and smells like assholes…it’s like keep your holiday themed seduction to your fucking self you pig…save that for girls like Helen Flanagan…

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2013

10

Dec

Helen Flanagan Big Titties for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is doing Christmas almost as well as I DO CHRISTMAS ….posing topless by the tree…like some kind of busty glamour model, because she is a glamour model, even though she was an actress on a TV show, which is essentially the same situation as if Jennifer Aniston quit friends to go do soft core porn, the UK version, which makes no sense and is dripping with daddy issues, but in her defence girls are all fucking jacked up on Daddy issues and craving male attention that the term daddy issues shouldn’t even exist, it should just be called having a twat.

TO SEE ALL THE NUTS HOLIDAY PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

08

Nov

Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever……

I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

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2013

14

Oct

Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…

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2013

25

Sep

Helen Flanagan Does FHM of the Day

Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits…

She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical…

Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is…

Here are her FHM pics…

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2013

20

Sep

Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is really taking this Glamour Model shit seriously…In case you don’t follow Helen Flanagan’s career, she was a TV star on some syndicated UK show, and decided “shit this TV thing is boring, real girls with big tits, do lad mags, date soccer players and are loved by the the UK reality TV scene”…which for some reason seemed more strategic for her, which works for me, because like every girl who is under 23, she’s got huge tits, thanks to hormones in the food, and huge tits, especially when posted like this…are good times…I assume her play is to be the next Kate Upton, you know another fat girl who isn’t quite fat yet, getting paid and masturbated to by many, and I guess I like that hustle…enough to post it….even if I am more into her booty…

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2013

10

Sep

Helen Flanagan’s Big Titty Pic of the Day

Helen Flanagan has finally made it…she started at the bottom on a syndicated soap opera from the UK that plays in all kinds of countries…now she’s here…topless in a fucking photo like some low level Glamour model, because that’s what she’s turned herself into…I guess at her age being cast on a TV show was living out her mom’s dreams, when all she wanted to do was show off her tits…they are big and get more likes on social media…

The whole thing makes no sense to me, but it’s the state of the world, like this is what young people find important…fucking making moves or a difference..I mean fuck being on TV, that shit’s dull…it’s all about titties on the internet…weird but not weird enough for me cuz I love this titty shit..it’s better than not seeing a bitch topless.

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2013

19

Aug

Helen Flanagan’s Topless Hustle of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the future…I am not sure what that even means or if it is a reference point to us all being doomed because girls are so hung-up on fame and male attention, and not even the typical girls you’d assume would be hung up with male attention, you know the ones with daddy issues…but rather every fucking girl with a cell phone taking camera phone pics for guys to give them likes…and sometimes herpes…if they are lucky enough to make the ill decision of going to meet their biggest fans…because everyone wants to be Famous for nothing, you know, appreciated for their tits, where all they need to do is bow down and out of a traditional TV role level of fame and say to the world “Hey look at me, I’ve got tits”…it’s kinda insane, but it makes for dumb bitches and dumb bitches make for decent blow jobs, but in then again, I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like, even a shitty blow job is good, so being a vapid cunt who only cares about getting naked on the internet, isn’t a pre-requisite, it just makes jerking off to them easier…and here’s a topless pic I guess this nobody is proud of, probably not as proud as her parents when she said “I’m quitting my well paying TV gig on a national Soap to take off my shirt”…I mean assuming she’s got Parents…

It’s the Glamour model generation and I like it.

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2013

31

Jul

Helen Flanagan Likes Celebrating her FHM Issue in a See Thru Dress of the Day

Helen Flanagan is not important, at least not in America…but she is busty, and we do like tits and that does make her semi relevant, at least relevant enough to quit her UK Soap Opera acting, and pursue a much more Glamorous life as a chick known for her tits, like so many girls before her, that instead of just sticking to acting, has now become a Glamour model, a far less lucrative or respectable gig, but one that will open the door for high paying escort gigs, I mean no one gave a fuck about her when she was on TV…and look at her now….Here are her and the FHM pics:

To See her in her see through dress CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Jul

Helen Flanagan’s Fun Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

Helen Flanagan really doesn’t matter.

She’s some UK actor with big titties who dropped out of acting because she has big titties, because she thought it would make more sense to be a Glamour model, which I guess if you have big titties, would make sense if you were making a living as a stripper or waitress….

I don’t try to understand these people, hell, I don’t even know them, I just look at their tits, because after her attempt at at music career , was pretty depressing, her tits are really all that matter…

I mean that and getting white girl wasted…anything for a little attention…



To See Pics of her Fall Down White Girl Wasted CLICK HERE

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2013

18

Jul

Weird Helen Flanagan See Through Music Video of the Day

So the people at Vice and their music site Noisey…both owned or at least bankrolled by MTV, the culture hacks, who have consistently sabotaged the fuck out of anything that has any substance and exploited it into a huge money making pile of shit…it’s what MTV does…I mean they are responsible for pop music and so much worse…

Either way, they got their hands on Helen Flanagan’s music video, she’s a busty Soap Star, who quit being a soap star, to become a titty glamour model, but it turns out her passion actually lies in shit music…which I guess is better than it lying in being a Glamour model after already being on TV…because that just made no sense to me…

But what does make sense to me is the see through panties and shirt…I’m into it. Other than that…the music video fucking sucks.

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