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2015

05

Mar

Pregnant Helen Flanagan of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was a UK TV soap star, who I guess wasn’t making much money on the TV Soap Opera, or maybe she didn’t feel like she was being used to her full busty potential, so she decided to become a UK Glamour model, which from what I’ve been told doesn’t make any fucking money, but gets you all the glory of being the tits dudes jerk off to…making me assume she was either a rich kid, a sugar baby, or on a mission to get pregnant, which I guess she decided to do at her peak of success because she knew it was all downhill and time to lock it down, as dudes generally hate pregnant girls, it is more of a niche fetish.

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2014

24

Dec

Helen Flanagan Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some UK nobody, who I guess dropped out of some low level Soap Opera secondary character to be a glamour model, which in turn got her what I assume was either a Soccer playing husband, who is now a baby daddy, or some other billionaire…because the key to being a hot girl who gold digs properly, is to have photoshoots published in magazines, so that you seem more legit than all the other hot girls who are just gold diggers, you see because these rich guys don’t fucking know the difference, they don’t know how broke you are, or if you get paid, they just care about the image that comes with dating you, and when you’re Helen Flanagan, you’re not much different than a cocktail waitress, but you’ve positioned yourself to be totally different…making her a smart girl…with her future in mind…which is probbaly why she’s knocked up….and wearing a bikini…still looking good enough to masturbate to, if you like girls with other men’s babies in them….at the stage where they just look like they have a distended stomach like they are ethiopian…porn to me..

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2014

01

Dec

Helen Flanagan Hot for The Sun of the Day

Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…

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2014

04

Nov

Helen Flanagan Shaves of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a funny UK Glamour Model, who I guess is doing a shave for a UK Glamour model Lad Mag, where she gets to showcase her talent as a model, because she’s got a huge set of tits, and a huge set of tits, when it comes to Glamour Modelling is all the talent you fucking need….I guess this is some Movember shit…

The funny thing about Helen Flanagan is that she started out as a legit actor on some Soap Opera…who dropped out to do this…and that’s the kind of career scope and ambition I like “why learn lines and go on set and maybe have a career, when I can just show my tits”…my kind of logic…

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2014

07

Oct

Helen Flanagan Amazing for “The Sun” of the Day

Helen Flanagan may not mean anything to you, but she’s some Glamour Model in the UK who clearly is fuckin amazing, and I am not just saying that because she’s holding her massive tits in a Glamour Model shoot. I am saying it because she was a child actor in some kind of soap opera who threw it all away to do this…titty modelling…

What the fuck is wrong with a girl, to throw her working actor job away to be the next Jordan Katie Price. It just makes no sense. She could have leveraged it to get Academy Award caliber performances, where she’d make more money and have more credibility as a person…opening more doors…hell she could have played a Glamor model in a movie to get that out of her system…but instead she went down this road.by choice..low level..and that’s hot as fuck…this is like a college grad stripping because she wants to, not because she has to…so good.

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2014

18

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Lingerie NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a UK actor turned glamour model…because acting was boring and posing half naked is easy…especially when you have tits like this…because tits like this put the tits of someone like Kate Upton to shame…and tits like this should have been in sports illustrated swimsuit instead of Kate Upton…but weren’t…because Sports Illustrated doesn’t really know what’s up and keep using the same girls over and over and over….forcing babes like Helen Flanagan to do lad mags like NUTS back home…and I guess we can only hope her desperation increases and increases until she gets into porn and really makes it in AMerica….right. Right..

She’s a serious fucking babe…

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2014

05

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why I am fascinated by Helen Flanagan’s story…she was a soap star in the UK, who may not have been all that famous but was on TV, which is more famous than most of the girls I follow on Instagram…and instead of pursuing that career…you know since she was already on TV and it would theoretically be easy to get more work in TV…she decided to strip down in magazines and become a Glamour model…something I can’t imagine pays better than being on TV…because I am convinced these girls who are all average looking at best…do it for the attention and stamp of approval that leads to richer and more famous boyfriends…since their public profile is more than what it was when they were just working as a cocktail waitress…but I am not complaining, any reason from Daddy Issues to credit card debt to get a girl half naked is a win for me…

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2014

14

Jan

Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Glamour model Helen Flanagan who was once a super famous actress in the UK only to say “fuck acting, I wanna show off my tits, cuz tits are more fun to show off than acting, even though I can show off my tits while acting, but why would I do that, when I can just lay around and not get paid to be half naked in these mags that would probably still shoot me if I was still acting, but figure it’s better to commit to the whole Glamour Model bottom feeding full heartedly, instead of working on winning awards, cuz actors are shit”…at least that’s what I assume happened when trying to figure out the logic behind a girl who has a gig acting, but becomes a “glamour model”…instead…which I shouldn’t bother caring about, when I should just be staring at them tits.

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2013

24

Dec

Helen Flanagan as the Playboy Bunny of the Day

Helen Flanagan the actress turned Glamour model with huge tits…who I guess thinks being a Glamour model is higher impact and a better career move than being on some Shitty UK show 80 year old women watch…and decided that rather than riding that out into a career on some shitty soap 80 year old women watch..she might as well shock and awe and bust out her tits in photoshoots cuz that’s what Kelly Brook and Jordan Katie Price did and look at those millionaire bitches now…

I’m not complaining…because I don’t care enough to care…

But also cuz any excuse for a girl to get naked for success…career…or really just for the sake of getting naked…works for me…

She’s posing with her stupid Megan Fox Tattoo for Playboy and she looks lovely and photoshopped the way I like my pictures to be…as they help me judge regular girls based on unrealistic expectations…which leads to better sex from them…when even the hot ones scramble…with their inadequacies…

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2013

11

Dec

Helen Flanagan Rings in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a babe and now she’s attached herself to PETA because PETA has good visibility for low levels to get as much impact for their charity that I am sure Helen Flanagan still appreciates because everyone loves animals, but is probably not all that committed to, because she’s trying to get as much exposure as possible, usually by exposing her tits…even though she was already on TV. She didn’t have to really show her tits to make it because she already made it…

It’s like she’s gone intentional low level fame whore doing low level fame whore things…but she’s wearing a Santa themed outfit….which is far more pornographic than when my wife puts on her Christmas sweat suit she wears every year that doesn’t fit and smells like assholes…it’s like keep your holiday themed seduction to your fucking self you pig…save that for girls like Helen Flanagan…

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2013

10

Dec

Helen Flanagan Big Titties for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is doing Christmas almost as well as I DO CHRISTMAS ….posing topless by the tree…like some kind of busty glamour model, because she is a glamour model, even though she was an actress on a TV show, which is essentially the same situation as if Jennifer Aniston quit friends to go do soft core porn, the UK version, which makes no sense and is dripping with daddy issues, but in her defence girls are all fucking jacked up on Daddy issues and craving male attention that the term daddy issues shouldn’t even exist, it should just be called having a twat.

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2013

08

Nov

Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever……

I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

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2013

14

Oct

Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…

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2013

25

Sep

Helen Flanagan Does FHM of the Day

Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits…

She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical…

Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is…

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2013

20

Sep

Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is really taking this Glamour Model shit seriously…In case you don’t follow Helen Flanagan’s career, she was a TV star on some syndicated UK show, and decided “shit this TV thing is boring, real girls with big tits, do lad mags, date soccer players and are loved by the the UK reality TV scene”…which for some reason seemed more strategic for her, which works for me, because like every girl who is under 23, she’s got huge tits, thanks to hormones in the food, and huge tits, especially when posted like this…are good times…I assume her play is to be the next Kate Upton, you know another fat girl who isn’t quite fat yet, getting paid and masturbated to by many, and I guess I like that hustle…enough to post it….even if I am more into her booty…

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