FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV…

In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously.

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Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

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Helen Flanagan is the Soap Star from the UK turned Glamour Model, because no one cares about Soap Stars in the UK, but everyone cares about Glamour models, in what I would consider some backwards logic, but don’t really bother looking too much into it, as Glamour models are hookers, who get naked, and slut out for the camera, and that’s enough of a dream and aspiration for me. In fact I think all girls should aspire to that. Fuck actual careers. Being half naked is what really matters.

Either way, I’m a fan.

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Last week…..at least I think it was last week…I posted the video that goes along with these pics….of Helen Flanagan doing some sexy Jockey viral video shit for a betting site….well Helen Flanagan has gone on to post some of the pics from the shoot….that focus on what’s important about her craft…and that is her boobs…

The interesting thing about this busty UK starlet, is that she only exists because she was on a Soap Opera…something all the Glamour models wish they would land….but instead of riding out a cushy career on TV…she quit and decided to become a Glamour model…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough growing up…and her tits…her tits just wanted to be celebrated more than they were on TV…

Her whole career path is insane, but not as insane as the fact that I am writing about it….

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Her name is Helen Flanagan…she’s a UK soap actress turned Glamour model…which is usually the opposite of how it is supposed to go down…she quit her gig on the most depressing yet longest running show on UK TV to do thinks like this youtube video….where she shows off her tits…cuz being in the UK and having tits like this…means using them in the lowest, cheapest, most amazing way….and thank god for this…..I mean seriously, I think if the queen had hangers like this she’d be on the cover of those LAD MAGS topless..it is just their way…

This video is awesome…

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Helen Flanagan from some shitty UK Soap Opera that she quit….even though it is likely a gig girls freak out about getting…..has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting…while rocking an idiotic Megan Fox Marilyn Monroe forearm tattoo…that you shouldn’t be looking at…cuz you have her big fucking tits on display….

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career….going the route that I like….from TV to Glamour model in all it’s amazing slutty glory….but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs……..but not Helen Flanagan…Helen Flanagan beats to her own amazing big breasted drum and knows her placem in the world…. and that place is half naked….soon to be in sex tapes…

This could be part of some kind of breakdown….attention seeking cuz daddy didn’t hug her enough….showing off her huge tits…cuz she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is…. I like it….

Here are some pics she put to twitter.

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK saap star…from Cornation Street, some blue collar ghetto shot shit that I used to watch and that gives me panic attacks cuz it’s so garbage….and this is coming from a dude who lives in a one bedroom, unheated, basement apartment with rats….but she was the flower growing amongst all the fucking shit I guess….and now she’s gone onto great things…like this photoshoot that screams cheap porn magazine pics before the porn happens…you know the whole first three naughty teacher pics to set the fucking mood…and I fucking love it…even if most my fantasys when it comes to school is not getting my Masters degree…but instead being that naughty teacher….cuz young college girls are fucking hot…

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Helen Flanagan is some big titty UK Cornation street a trashy show that I have seen and that gives me anxiety…a show that she left to pursue other interests…like doing a reality show called I’m a Celebrity get me out of here…..she’s living with a footballer…she’s got big tits and she did this photoshoot…and now you know…and that makes you a better person.

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FHM lives…did you know that there was a time when FHM paid me to link to their content every single month cuz they didn’t understand why I was a bigger deal than them…at least on the internet….

Now FHM sends me lawyers letters when I post their photoshoot pictures of girls I don’t know, but who have big tits, pretending to cut off their bikini top, in some High Concept for low level, bottom feeding, garbage magazines you shouldn’t waste your time on, especially since pricks like me are stealing all the good they do….like this photoshoot…of some character I don’t think is even worth paying attention to…you know as low grade as the magazine she’s posing for,,,,but I’ll post it anyway…

Here’s the behind the Scenes Video…

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Helen Flanagan is some UK Soap Star who is a little chubby, but the good chubby, that is youthful and not quite at the offensive level of chubby…you know just at the soft and fun to grab at because it’s friendly and inviting chubby…that you know is a few years away from being straight up fat and gross if she doesn’t pull her shit together….and remember that starving herself…even just a little will keep her working….while eating all that food she can now afford to buy….her body can’t afford….but right now…it’s just busty…and busty works for me…when in a bikini…

She’s on some I am a celebrity (barely) get me out of here show…doing some nonsense in her bikini….and here are the screen caps cuz I figure at least one of you cares about the UK.

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