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Archive for the HIV Category

2010

23

Apr

Gutter Bitch Uses HIV to Get Revenge on her Baby Daddy of the Day

This is what’s wrong with America, or at least Jacksonville Florida and that’s that people are uneducated, poor, gutter trash. This story is straight out of the fucking projects…

In this clip you will here some bitch from the project who hates her baby daddy so much, for whatever reason, that I can only assume is probably not that big of a deal, so she got her friend who she knew was HIV positive to sleep with him…she set the fucker up and called it into the radio show because I guess she thought it was a good idea, but that shit is beyond fucking gutter, it’s insanity and the scariest thing about all this is that there’s a kid involved, proving that some people need to have their uterus removed and not just any trash should be able to reproduce, they need to issue licenses for that shit….

Ghetto.

Posted in:Ghetto|Gutter|HIV

2010

23

Feb

Plenty of Fish Spokesperson of the Day

There are three things you can learn from this Indiana man and his use of Plenty of Fish. The first being that it is a place where you can get easy fucking pussy because the second a bitch signs up to the shit, she is ready for cock. That is why anyone you know who has no standards will tell you just how good the site is for getting laid….The second thing you can learn from this is that with easy pussy comes dirty pussy cuz they aren’t out there insisting on using condoms…the third thing you can learn from this is that if you’re HIV positive they can arrest you for just trying to have a good time because you are considered a deadly weapon, but not the cool kind everyone wants to play with, but the bad kind that no one wants to shake hands or share drinks with…..as if getting HIV wasn’t bad enough…even though you can leave 30 years with the shit…now they gotta stop the fun even though you got HIV so you wouldn’t need to use condoms anymore cuz you got the worst of it, in some catch 22 bullshit….I guess this is just more proof that life sucks for more people than just me….

Posted in:HIV|Plenty of Fish

2009

27

Feb

AIDS Threat Against Obama of the Day

Here’s a crazy fucking story, some Ethiopian dude who lives in Chicago has been sending Obama HIV blood because he wants help from the government because he’s very sick with HIV.

Now, I’ve heard of this happening at bank machines a couple years ago, when Aids was still relevant and people were still scared of the shit, back when girls made you use condoms, before accepting that Aids is only for Africans and Gays, and dudes would come up to you and jack you in the leg with a needle filled with blood to welcome you into the family, but it only happened to me once, and the dude didn’t stab me with the needle because I showed him my bank statement and figured he’d save his Aids blood for someone more worthy, because I guess Aids blood is hard to come by.

All kidding aside, Aids is some pretty scary shit, and dude would have been better off just setting Obama up on a blind date with Lohan, it’s a less obvious and illegal way of passing Aids around.

Onto a more interesting story, here’s the original the Original Lollipop Kid from the Wizard of Oz, he’s 89 and still shorter than ever….

Posted in:Aids|HIV|Obama|Threat