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Archive for the Horny Category

2009

26

Jan

Janice Dickinson Wants to Do Porn With the Paparazzi of the Day

Janice DIckinson offers to do a porn tape with the paparazzi, because she’s one of those too horny for her own good bitches. It’s too bad that it was just a joke, because I love to see her dry weathered, coked up vagina do some circus tricks on tape. I hear the motherfuckin thing is just as crazy as her and after a few cocktails, it throws a tantrum, cries, then drinks some more, before puking all over some random dude’s dick, because it likes the attention.

Posted in:Horny|Janice Dickinson|Porn

2008

25

Sep

Drew Barrymore has a Soft On for Clinton of the Day

Girls are so predictible, you put them in a room with someone with power, and their panties slowly disolve with the excitement they are excreeting from their vaginas, and Drew Barrymore is no exception….

It looks like her left wing, hippie, big bush, democratic self is already 3/4 of the way to cumming as she poses in a picture with Bill Clinton. The good news for her is that he has proven that he has no standards and as long as she’s willing to put his dick in her mouth, he’s down. The truth is that she is a ste up from that Lewinsky slut, a very small step up, but a step up nonetheless and when you are an aging man with a heart problem, it’s against the rules to turn that kind of opportunity down….

Posted in:Clinton|Drew Barrymore|Horny