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2010

11

May

Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking….

Here are the ads…

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Hot|Marisa Miller

2010

04

May

Kate Bosworth is Worth Masturbating To of the Day

Kate Bosworth is good. That’s all I have to say about that. Which should make you happy cuz usually I have too much to say about bullshit that doesn’t matter….but this girl is good…and makes me satisfied with leaving it at that…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot|Kate Bosworth

2010

02

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house….

For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose…

So anyway you dice it, this shit is good.

Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|Model Mom

2010

31

Mar

Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Hot

2010

25

Mar

Cheryl Cole is Hot in a Real Shitty See Through of the Day

I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her….

There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Hot

2010

09

Mar

Kelly Ripa’s Ripped Body in a Dress of the Day

Kelly Ripa is one of the most fertile middle-aged people on Daytime television I’ve jerked off to. I like her little ripped body, even though her saggy, muscular mom tits are something you expect to be a gateway breast for closet cased homos trying to get some level of gay sex withouth being gay or maybe the breasts a reformed Christian gay would jump at after the preacher brainwashed him into thinking he’s not gay because gay is against Jesus, but she still looks good enough for me in all her anorexic, fitness freak glory and I understand why her Mexican husband mounts her at least twice a day, but that’s partially because as a Mexican I know fucking all day is what we are good for and I prove it’s not necessarily what we’re good at, but you don’t have to be good to get a bitch pregnant and along with jumping the border, it’s part of why there are so many of us breeding in America now that we’ve got our passports…all part of the takeover plan.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Ripa

2010

08

Mar

Hot Promo Video for Some Magazine of the Day

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, ‘Squash’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

If this kind of thing went down in a squash court, or a gym, or really anywhere physical activity takes place, I’d be a skinny fucking man, because this is clearly one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, sure I’m not the best judge of what is hot and what is not, because I could get off to pictures of kittens playing in the grass cuz I’m just not that picky and don’t really have taste, I’m just down with lookin’ at fuck holes no matter what they are on, but I feel like this is on a whole other level of good and I also feel that if you know the girl in this video, you’re a better person than me….but then again, most people are better people than me….

This is for something called Jacques, I have no idea what that is, but it’s probably something I should get to know, if it wasn’t so french sounding, even though I like french pussy, but I am lazy.

Via GO

Posted in:Hot|Jacques Magazine|Squash

2010

17

Feb

More of Christina Aguilera’s Hot Little Body on the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I posted a few pictures of Christina Aguilera on set of her new movie, because I guess she’s an actor now, as acting doesn’t take much talent. She was wearing tight leggings and her body looked rockin, because I guess being in a movie called Burlesque means she strips down, not that burlesque stripping is really anything to get excited for, but we cal all hope Hollywood puts a hotter spin on it that the burlesque shows I’ve been to, where girls who dress like Betty Page and think they are in the 1950s, who you would assume is a lesbian and who is a solid 35 pounds out of weight humiliates herself in nipple tassels, trying to cocktease, when really just providing serious comedy….because hot girls don’t need to do that kind of song and dance to get laid….they can strip at real stripclubs or fuck rich guys who pay their way…like Christina Aguilera did and I am loving Christina Aguilera’s little whore body in tights…it brings back memories of jerking off to her ten years ago…good times.

And Some Hot Mom Camel Toe

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Christina Aguilera|Hot

2010

12

Feb

Kelly Clarkson is Lookin’ Good of the Day

I hear Kelly Clarkson gives a much better performance if they rub her mic in bacon fat. Shit drives her fucking bananas and she knows she can’t just run off stage in the middle of a show to pig the fuck out, so she gives it as hard as she can, jacked on pheromones from the smell of her one true love, knowing that if she just makes it thru the next hour, she’ll be in her hotel room bath eating her way thru life in no time. Seriously, at this size, it’s safe to say her love songs are about food, eating and sitting on her fat ass. Either way, it’s always nice to see girls you may have jerked off to become seriously fat chicks, not that you’ve ever jerked off to her, but I’m thinking at least one of you has, cuz I’ve always thought she was disgusting but the hate mail I get about her seems to make me think other people don’t….maybe because she’s the first American Idol representing America with her pant size.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Clarkson

2010

11

Feb

Rose McGowan’s Okay in My Books of the Day

I am sure I wasn’t the only unemployed loser who would to rent movies based on nudity. I am sure I am not the only person who stumbled upon Doom Generation back in 1995. A romantic movie about a dude that gets his dick chopped off by Neo-Nazi’s with a whole lot of young, hot, Rose McGowan tit that I fell in love with. Or maybe I was, but by now you’ve probably all jerked off to the shit at least once….sure there was a time when she was banging Marilyn Manson, which I don’t hold against her cuz we’re all allowed to have “Fake Dark for the sake of Marketing” / goth times in our lives, and I was a fan of Paul from the Wonder Years and I’d groupie his ass too and there were also times she was in Montreal visiting family that I’d wander the streets trying to find her but ending up pissed drunk passed out in a snowbank instead, but for some reason I feel like we’ve got some kind of bond because of those nights, even if she doesn’t know I exist and for that I am going to celebrate her today….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Rose McGowan

2010

05

Feb

Rozyln Papa Needs More Love of the Day

In response to all the emails that have been coming in about these pictures, I just wanted to make it clear once and for all that this is not a picture of me creeping on this bitch you’ve never heard of. See, I generally don’t leave my couch and I sure as hell don’t wear a leather jacket or look this clean….and the truth is that no one emailed me asking me if these pictures were of me, I just like to pretend I am that important and that hot chicks with fat tits and fat asses are banding together to hunt me down…we’re all allowed to dream….

Her name is Rozyln Papa, she’s fucking hot, she’s got nice tits and she was kicked off the bachelor after the second week, proving her dream to get noticed and establish a real career like all the bachelor contestants before her just didn’t play out as well as she had charted, but I think she needs another chance, ideally in a low level movie that has a lot of nude scenes…like a porno.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Rozyln Papa

2010

27

Jan

The Saturdays are a Pop Band I Want to Fuck of the Day

The Saturdays are a reminder that the UK, despite being a bunch of chimney sweepers are more evolved than us, which really makes sense because they are the reason America exists. It’s like America is the UK’s afterbirth, where all their unwanted trash from the UK came to set up shop a few hundreds years ago only to develop hick accents, fast food, and turn their classy, refined way into a trailer park housing project……because they are a pop band that is actually hot, the way it is supposed to be, unlike America that manages to give every ugly tranny lookn girl a fucking record deal…So here are the Saturdays to remind you that you are second rate USA….and to help you grasp why the UK looks down on you like the embarrassment you are…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Pop Band|See Through|The Saturdays

2010

26

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body in her Bikini Top of the Day

It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I. I figure she really just couldn’t afford to let herself go after pregnany like all the other North American lazy mothers, because bitch sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and contractually she has to get back into fighting form, or they won’t release her family they’ve held captive all these years she’s been working to get them back, a risk she wasn’t willing to take because she was loose in the hips and let a dude cum in her and make her debate abortion versus her catholic upbringing.

We’re so use to our bitches getting sloppy and fat after pregnancy, that we’ve just pretty much accepted our fate, especially since we’re overtaken by depression of the fact that we’re now fathers, and our fun is over, so it is just amazing to see Ambrosio and gives us hope that our women take the same commitment after we show them these pictures and make sure she understands that we know she’s a fucking lazy slob making excuses and that bouncing back is possible and that the pact her and her other pregnant friends who gave up on being hot after 9 months of bitching and complaining made, is busted and has no validity…..making women hate this bitch and makes me love the bitch, even though I have no idea what condition her pussy is in, or how much plaster, papier mache and paste has been used to make it look like it is in one piece while wearing a bikini….

That said, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini Top|Hot

2010

25

Jan

Miranda Kerr Lookin Good During Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day



I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Hot|Legs|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2010

20

Jan

Cori Rist is Part of the Reason Tiger Woods is a Sex Addict of the Day

I am lazy today – something Tiger Woods’ penis can’t really relate to, but in its defense, he probably didn’t get any pussy growing up because he was playing golf, a sport that didn’t have the same appeal 20 years ago and that was reserved for people in their 40s or older and their friendless kids who they feel bad for….but now motherfucker is a billionaire and some of the pussy he is getting looks like this and really when you have pussy like this and a lot of down time on your hands thanks to Viagra, sex addiction comes with the territory, and I don’t really think there is such thing as sex addiction, it’s just something the Christians invented to ruin our fun…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cori Rist|Hot|Tiger